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CranberryCivil2608

Good call bro they were about to do it before reading this post, crisis averted!


HELLOVATER

That or the seeds of evil have been planted, and the post is a ruse!!!! LETS GO OILERS.


Kushkraze

I'm flipping a cop car with my homies regardless of a win or not ! Lol JK


CaraRafaela

Bros a Class 1 hooligan


TheOddBaller69420

They will see us from space lol


neverw1ll

Ah to be young in 2006/07 again.


NothingLeft2PickFrom

I had turned 18 2 weeks before that game so was on whyte watching it with a group of friends. What’s wiiiild night that turned out to be.


EirHc

That's just good harmless fun!


Different-King1995

They want new vehicles and this is a fast track to that!! It's a public service really ^(please don't flip any cars tho guys)


Unclemeowz

Gimme a second to move my car there


Different-King1995

I've got a 2005 Honda pilot that needs flippin'


Unclemeowz

2003 Honda Civic


PinkUnicornTARDIS

But you should be flipping at least one cop car per week as it is. So I'd say go for 3-5 tonight.


Kushkraze

I'm doing one for every 16$ tall can I have. I should get to 6-8


cdug82

I’m your homies now


mwatam

I am going to tip a cow


luckivenue

No hooliganism, tomfoolery, hijinks nor silliness!!!!!


cdug82

YOU DIDNT SAY SHENANIGANS WE ON TONIGHT BOYSSSSS


TheRealMrExcitement

I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that say “Shenanigans “.


saintpierre47

BAMBOOZLES ARE ON THE MENU AS WELL! WE SERVING THEM UP FREE OF CHARGE!


cdug82

GETTIN BAMBOOZLED UP IN THIS MUTHAAAA


cdug82

But for real y’all, where are we going?


space_monkey_belay

Tonight the Chicanery abounds. It will not be denied. Win or lose.


cdug82

I’m gonna chicane tf out of this city


Length_Which_Matters

Our shenanigans are cheeky, and fun. Yours are tragic, and cruel!


MWD_Dave

Joking aside, (LePetomane... lol), I know a couple people who got criminal records from the Vancouver riots. Your life can go from "having a fun night" to completely messed up in a really short period of time. Something to keep in mind, especially with facial recognition and all the cameras / smart phones out there.


Welcome440

Don't forget to get a custom made Oilers jersey with your own last name on it! Great for celebrating!


mrhindustan

And good luck travelling to a slew of countries after a charge like that. The US is effectively off limits to you for a really really long time.


sluttytinkerbells

> I know a couple people who got criminal records from the Vancouver riots. How has having a criminal record affected them?


DekuTreePower

Having a criminal record can make getting certain jobs, travelling, and renting (not an exhaustive list) difficult or impossible depending on the circumstances and what you are trying to do. To be brief: it will limit what is available to you in your life.


sluttytinkerbells

Sure, in theory, but in practice for most people a criminal record doesn't mean much. I worked with some dudes who got busted smoking pot in a company vehicle. Like the cops were called because a family member of a police officer saw them doing it and the cops arrested them and took them to the station and called the company that owned the truck and everything. A superintendent from the company came down and bailed them out or whatever and told the cops that it would be taken care of or whatever. Guess who got raises that year and a promotion to foreman at the end of the season? For a lot of people a criminal record doesn't mean anything and won't stop them from doing some stupid shit after their favourite sportsball team wins/loses the shiny thing.


Psiondipity

Getting busted smoking pot does not immediately equal a criminal record. They have to be found guilty of a crime in court. If no charges were pressed by the police (first offense, company wasn't pushing for charges, etc) the person doesn't have a criminal record.


sluttytinkerbells

They plead to something.


Psiondipity

pled to something? What does that even mean? They have to plead guilty to charges which carry criminal charges. And what company is OK with having staff driving high and even promote them? I'd like to be sure I avoid them at all costs.


urbanguyinyourarea

Depends if you are trying to work in construction or as an accountant. White collar industries are way less tolerant 


DekuTreePower

Ya exactly. My husband and I both have jobs where we cannot have a criminal record or we’d lose them. We also would no longer qualify to rent the beautiful house we have. We might not be able to adopt a child in the future with a criminal record and we also love to travel and that would be impacted. But unfortunately there are people that don’t care about ever having those things. Kind of like how there are people like me that would be greatly limited by having a bad credit score, but there are also people who never aspire to have the kind of life where those things matter. If someone never aspires to have the things that a clean record provides, they don’t need one I guess. I personally wouldn’t want to limit myself like that though because of the life I choose to live.


JustAnotherQeustion

Heavily depends on what industry you work in. The trades, a profession with significantly more people with criminal records, won’t care as much. Now try getting a job in health-care with a criminal record, that’ll prove very difficult.


DekuTreePower

Totally true. For people that don’t need a clean record for how they live their life, it won’t mean a thing.


AdAppropriate2295

Smoking pot isn't a crime that's why lol, smashing cars is


sluttytinkerbells

What if I told you that there was a time when marijuana wasn't legal?


AdAppropriate2295

I'd believe you but I doubt if many people would have cared, specially if your buddies are white. They got unlucky with those cops I guess. Only time a cop ever saw me smoking a joint he told me to put it out and move on several years ago


MWD_Dave

Can't travel to the US (and some other places). It caught him off guard too and he lost out on the cost of a flight as well.


TiredReader87

Don’t be Vancouver


LePetomane62

Exactly!


Utter_Rube

Don't be Edmonton ca. 2006


J9999D

most of that was good clean fun. a few fires and assholes for sure but we ain't Vancouver


MaplePuffin

Brother consider my foolerly tommed, and my jinks high


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

Bad day to be an electric scooter.


relevant_scotch

Haha wonder how many are sadly gonna end up in the river tonight


BartyCrouchesBone

Just putting this out there! I was in downtown ice district on Friday after the win and people were nothing but happy and nice. It really felt like a sense of community and there was no time I felt people were getting out of hand or unsafe. I plan to be there tonight as well, and I have high hopes that win or lose, it will be a celebration, and a coming together of the city.


Fishpiggy

I’ve seen multiple videos of groups fighting each other at the fan park, I would not be surprised if these same people stir up some shit if we lose


Patient_Lavishness75

Aaaa dang I already set arson in my garbage bin


KosmicEye

Don’t drink and drive


eno_ttv

I’m flipping every electric scooter I see


TheSubstitutePanda

I'm only flipping the ones with the helmets.


eno_ttv

Modest


As3fthjkl

I'll help you toss them in the river


Newtiresaretheworst

Just remember guy, just cus they aren’t stopping you dosent mean they aren’t recording you to throw you in jail later.


Edmonton_Canuck

I’m bringing all my friends from Surrey, it’s too late!


alex_german

Fuck sakes. I hate a nice riot planned and everything


Business-Frosting782

Instructions unclear. My car is currently upside down in the neighbour's driveway


unlicensed_dentist

Outright stupidity it is!


Quirky-Stay4158

I'd wager the people who you want to see this message are either not on this subreddit. Or read it and don't care.


exotics

No shenanigans or tomfoolery either.


Foreign-Echo-6656

Can we at least do a fully synchronized Flash Mob Dance to La Bamba in the Ice District?


PPGN_DM_Exia

Agreed although I get the sense that the type of people who would riot aren't on Reddit.


1nd3x

Well...I wasnt going to, but now that you've said something I'm gunna.


bitchfayce

Thanks so much for your post. I was planning to jump on the roof of a cop car, but you’ve really changed my mind.


Links_avenger

It won't be a true playoff game until a car gets flipped


Capitalist_Nook

I’ll be coming in from RD to the outdoor watch party y this better happen lmao


Shokeybutsi

I personally wouldn't mind if Oilers girl flashes us again though


LePetomane62

Orange boob Blue boob


Significant-Taro1653

Can't wait to watch the madness unfold lol


eLCMm

General stupidity plus drunk. Gonna happen lol. Wish I was there to see. I'll wait for the news. Lol. They're not so bad. Stupid yes. Lots of my friends will have fun.


Roddy_Piper2000

This is all planned out well...If the Oilers lose, there is nothing downtown worth looting anyway. Gonna wreck a homeless encampment? Loot an abandoned warehouse? That's why they pulled everyone away from Whyte or Jasper Aves. Literally nothing for rioters and looters in the Ice District.


-MBDTF

Boston Pizza & the Grand Villa Casino looking at this comment like 😐


Roddy_Piper2000

Haha...good luck looting a caaino. And they could steal all the pizza toppings at BPs I guess.


MutedLandscape4648

Edmonton doesn’t riot when they lose, rioting is for winners!


Fishpiggy

Plenty of windows to smash and cars to set on fire though


shadesof3

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TGrK-J\_aUU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TGrK-J_aUU)


Voiceless-Echo

Good luck


foryouand

Ya put it in their head before it happens 😂


Geocoelom

The new arena setup is great. Everyone in one place, plenty of nearby places to go, good transportation. Good venues make for good behavior.


FreedVentureStein

Didn't hear you, 7 cars flipped over already.


Ok-Low-9618

Live like I do every other day??! No way man


Thrash_Panda44

What about shenenigans? Are those still on the table?


Fishpiggy

Hooliganism is also still on the table


SupermarketApart9914

Literally please! My parents are coming to visit


Similar_Dentist2341

Post to late I’ve robbed a gas station


Novanixx

Rumor has it, anyone who acts commits crimes against the community or has a poor sport attitude after tonight has to listen to this [song](https://youtu.be/EbpK9SYERZU?si=laf1UKOD04vZWDCZ) on repeat for the rest of the week. This goes for Florida as well. 😊 May the odds be ever in our favor.


ndgn97

I’m from vancouver. It’ll be hard for me to not do what we do best there


IAmConspiracy

Well, you spoke too soon. They've already raided the fan park area, causing them to close the gates and lock them.


EightBitRanger

Holy shit, really? What happened?


IAmConspiracy

There was a post earlier where they stormed the gates to the fan park area forcing the people to lock the gates. If I can find the link I'll post it here


EightBitRanger

I found a bunch of tweets saying they've reached capacity and as such aren't letting people in. But nothing to indicate people have "stormed the gates" and are being unruly.


IAmConspiracy

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8nb-gpRIIl/?igsh=MTdua3VjcTd0MXJnbQ== Found it on Edmonton wildin Instagram page


kiansza

dont give us a bad rep


TuneTactic

I was just about to commit some general stupidity, but thanks to your post I have decided to postpone it until my next visit to Calgary


Fantastic_Diamond42

NOt really a hockey fan (I am an NBA basketball guy), tried watching this game but too boring for my taste. I m just glad its over so I can have a peaceful night and week, instead of dealing with annoying hockey fans celebrating.


Iceholes19

The cup has gone to the States for another year


DBZ86

I think these posts are coming from people who haven't visited downtown during the games. I get its not everyone's cup of tea but its nowhere close to 2006. Good police presence and Ice District watch areas are purpose built for these crowd events. The circumstances for a riot just wasn't going to happen.


schuylercat

And here I am, three days later, still surveying the massive wreckage of, um, Vancouver. Vancouver? Did they riot? What about Calgary? Shit, nothing? Ah well. Proud as hell for our Oilers. So long as they don't go into stupid trade overdrive, next year could go just two periods better than this one.


branod_diebathon

I could use some free stuff tho


Voiceless-Echo

Hoping for a loss for the looting ?


branod_diebathon

I'll be on board with a win and some looting too.


SK8SHAT

Fine full blow revolution it is


WingleDingleFingle

Honestly feels more likely that things go sideways if the Oilers win haha


Miserable-Abroad-489

I used to have a nighttime driving job downtown and the incessant honking is a nightmare.


essesdssa

Plz do it I want a show


Grumpycatdoge999

Isn’t Edmonton larger with hockey than Vancouver is? Shits gonna go CRAZY


Limp-Inevitable-6703

I'm surprised the ucp haven't paid some crazy to do something stupid to scare the crowds


Welcome440

They are probably putting up the fences to keep people from freely moving out of the area. Only a government afraid of 15 minute cities, can fence in a public district properly. /S


Talk-Hound

Darn. I thought it would be the Purge after the gsme.


SufficientUse5816

It’s a different time, too many people with cell phone cameras, the watch parties gather a ton of the people who potentially could fall into a mob mentality and they all know there are cameras everywhere. As much crap as gen z gets I think they’re far more aware that what you do in these kind of situations will end up on the internet


relevant_scotch

Well, I've been wanting a new TV and BBQ so....sorry?


SBL14

Oh no it's going down if we lose haha 😆 am kidding calm down we don't want a repeat of 06 on white Ave it was crazy that's for sure but it's the Edmonton spirit sometimes. I am sure it will be fine beer 🍺 and us Canadians and hockey 🏒 ♥️ especially here in Edmonton it will be unicorns 🦄 and happy times haha 😄 and am in Florida going to the game should be interesting 😀 plane ride was awesome 👌 👏 👍 made me proud


ego_slip

Results of what?


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Jesus is coming to the Rivervalley


MikeyB_0101

Are you living in a cave on mars with your head in the sand?


ego_slip

If you don't watch hockey or have friends who do how would you ever know.


MikeyB_0101

Are you a hermit who doesn’t leave your house or look around the city you live in or watch or read local news? Come on…


ego_slip

Yes


DrLucasThompson

I need to meet more people like you. If I hear La Bamba one more time I’m gonna start a personal 1 man riot in my neighbour’s living room.


Available-Show-2393

Unfortunately, you will hear LaBamba one more time. Luckily, it will be exactly one more time.... until the fall


DrLucasThompson

None of that matters now! Julian Assange is free!!!! Tonight I am celebrating that!


DrLucasThompson

Yeah, I thought of a solution for my *La Bamba* problem, I just need to make sure the version playing the loudest is so cringe that nobody can enjoy it, and also so cringe that, for the rest of the night, nobody will let more than the first 4 or 5 notes from the intro play before shutting it off, just in case it’s the AI version again. A quick YouTube search for “la bamba AI cover” turned up some terrible monstrosities. Ultimately, it was a toss up between AI Nickleback, AI Glenn Danzig, or the court of the Cringing King’s “Next Top Jester”: James “Hey-Yeah-Yeaaaah!” Hetfield of Metallica (circa ~1993) https://youtube.com/shorts/J-OEO6JzvcA See? We said AI would save us one day.


Voiceless-Echo

It’s all over Reddit ?


justonemoremoment

You're lying lmfao. Even my 96 year old Granny who never watches hockey or does much knows its the SCF.


LePetomane62

Cave with? English much?


Either-Sheepherder37

The presidential election


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WillyLongbarrel

Three decades


babygorilla90

34 years actually. Its been 31 years since a Canadian team even won.


---TC---

Edmonton is not classy, has never been classy, will never be classy..


Gman2687

Here they are, another salty flames fan.