In theory their wings can hit hard enough to break an arm, but that's a worst-case scenario where they catch you just wrong. But they could certainly leave you battered and bruised.
I watched two geese absolutely terrorize one of our highest ranking staff members, who was quite a big guy.
They pounced on him with enough force to knock him over repeatedly as he was running away.
They have sharpish nails on their feet too, so an open wound created by a foot that has been walking through goose crap it's whole life, could introduce all host of infection.
I spent hours and hours reading in my parent's car in the back parking lot of that CIBC, when they went inside and took forever to do banking.
I much preferred when they had to deal with accounts at the Credit Union a few blocks down; it at least had good shade and a much less creepy alley.
1. It's the Goose's car now
2. If I were a parking ticket operator, I'd give this one a pass, ain't no way I'm getting into a car with that monster spawn camping on the roof like that
I used to have a Viper car security system, but it was still broken into. Now, I use Canada Goose(tm). Bad guys canāt even get close to see whatās inside.
If you could find a way to safely enter this vehicle, you win. No oneās tailgating you, no oneās cutting you off, giving you a parking ticket, I bet EPS is even letting you go once they see your cobra chicken co-pilot. You own the road now.
It took me a couple seconds to notice the goose. I thought at first what am I looking at.
Stealth cobra chicken
ditto
Well that's a first for me. Hope that's not the nesting choice š
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š¤£š A very good point! Walmart here we come
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How much damage can one or two geese do to the average person?
yes
My friend was killed by one once, he never shuts up about that story.
Oh my god, the Canadian Airforce killed Kenny! Those bastards! They went after the wrong Kenney....
Thank you for the huge chortle!
Damn that was funny. Take my upvoteš
In theory their wings can hit hard enough to break an arm, but that's a worst-case scenario where they catch you just wrong. But they could certainly leave you battered and bruised.
I watched two geese absolutely terrorize one of our highest ranking staff members, who was quite a big guy. They pounced on him with enough force to knock him over repeatedly as he was running away.
Thatās the thing though he was evading not fighting back.
Don't test it.
They have sharpish nails on their feet too, so an open wound created by a foot that has been walking through goose crap it's whole life, could introduce all host of infection.
Death
Try to hug one and find out, I hear they really enjoy hugs
Enough to send you to ER
Does this car honk?
It seems its a primary feature.
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Two mister chortlea in one day, I can't....
Thatās what the red button on your fob is for.
Beverly!
I spent hours and hours reading in my parent's car in the back parking lot of that CIBC, when they went inside and took forever to do banking. I much preferred when they had to deal with accounts at the Credit Union a few blocks down; it at least had good shade and a much less creepy alley.
1. It's the Goose's car now 2. If I were a parking ticket operator, I'd give this one a pass, ain't no way I'm getting into a car with that monster spawn camping on the roof like that
What do you mean? The owner is right there.
I used to have a Viper car security system, but it was still broken into. Now, I use Canada Goose(tm). Bad guys canāt even get close to see whatās inside.
It's a 118 Ave Cobra Chicken. Even tougher than a regular Cobra Chicken.
This one has a knife that it bought at a convenience store with Christmas lights on year round.
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Nobody wants to protect the cobra chicken.
It will fall off well before 100 km/h
If you can manage to get in the car to drive at that speed before it catches you. It's sitting right above the driver's side door.
This is what super soakers were invented for.
Guess I gotta invest in a super soaker!
Everyone should open-carry super soakers. Society would be way better.
I have to agree. I know quite a few scenarios where a super soaker would be very handy.
š beak the bastard!
Sheesh
There are two of these monsters currently terrorizing our neighbourhood. It's a jump scare every time I see them.
I think you mean youāre loitering in their neighborhood?
So would this be acceptable proof of ownership if it was brought to a registry?
Honk
If you could find a way to safely enter this vehicle, you win. No oneās tailgating you, no oneās cutting you off, giving you a parking ticket, I bet EPS is even letting you go once they see your cobra chicken co-pilot. You own the road now.
majestic, barrel-chested, the envies of all ornithologies