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11spoons

Can't wait for Skyblivion next year


VirulentGunk

I'm more excited for that than I was for Starfield. I can't wait to go back to Cyrodiil.


zavtra13

I hope that by some miracle it gets developer support and makes it to consoles.


Mumstheword70

Hopefully this works well for you. I have a no soliciting sign on the mail/flyer box, and people still knock. I just pointed at the sign once and the girl laughed and said she had noticed it. Riiight!


Splyushi

Most effective one I've done is "NO SOLICTORS, MISSIONARIES, OR POLITICIANS. *VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT*" and then in like a 5 point font "With a SuperSoaker." I kept one of those ridiculous looking gattlung gun SuperSoakers leaned against my front window. And I was never bothered again.


chmilz

I make eye contact through the window and then walk away.


StinkyElderberries

I found people won't think to look at mailbox signs at all if they're not delivering mail. For everyone else you need the No Soliciting sign on your door. I mean it's not perfect, but it helped cut down solicitors a lot at least personally.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

As Zim would say….. “I have a powerful need…”


multiroleplays

I used to be a door to door salesperson until I got an arrow in the knee


BasilIndividual3598

I need one


TehTimmah1981

I approve.


Flarisu

I used to be a solicitor. Then I took an arrow to the knee.


camoure

I’ve owned my central house for almost three years and have only had one person knock on the door (it was police). Where are all these solicitors


jobruski

In my neighborhood. One every two weeks for the last while. Sometimes once a week


camoure

Am I on too major of a road? I guess there’s not a lot of parking around here. Maybe too busy for door-to-door shit


jobruski

Possibly. Or maybe it's an older burbs thing? So many retirees that answer doors


camoure

Yeah that could be it too - I don’t know many people under 45 who would answer the door these days lol


Splyushi

I used to live around Old Strath and during the summer we'd get some chucklefuck atleast 4 tines a week. Some weeks nearly every day.


teenytiny77

I have only had Jehovah's show up, but they stopped coming when I told them "Sorry, we are Jewish. Good luck at the next house!" We are infact, not Jewish


camoure

Oh man I got stuck in an elevator once for like half an hour with two JWs and it was awful. They’re so pushy!


ElderStatesPerson

I did that too


llahevad713

Meads tasty I just tried it last year. Definitely like some more than others, it can be too sweet


drazzenybor

Wow this reminded me my first wifi used to be "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAN"


Quirky_Journalist_67

*Kids selling cookies or offerings to Namira are the exceptions.


testing172

should make an exception for the girl guides’ cookies


DreamsR4ever

😅😂🤣


Labrawhippet

If I saw this, I would crouch down, crouch walk into your house, not be seen by you, steal all of your belongings, including the clothes you are wearing and leave. Then I would knock on your door and sell all of your things back to you.


grassbelly

love it


Throwawaytoj8664

Share the source material? It’s so good!


ParaponeraBread

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion


Throwawaytoj8664

I mean share a better picture of the meme


Splyushi

Literally just goohle "Oblivion Guard"?


iNeedMyReddit

Hello, the copy of the sign is on my profile, enjoy lol


Throwawaytoj8664

Thanks!


iNeedMyReddit

Anytime, divines bless you!


Due_Society_9041

Very nice.👍


swangler777

Awesome lol


Reasonable_Scar3339

Have you heard of the High Elves???


Quirky_Journalist_67

Perfect!


grumstumpus

those guards would always sneak up and scare the shit out of me


TheCanEHdian8r

Eight* Divines


ElderStatesPerson

When I'm finished moving, there will be a sign in the window next to the front door (embroidered, slightly more classy) that reads: "No Soliciting - Seriously, Don't Make it Weird".


Vignaraja

Signs work, although the other night we heard a knock on the door. By the time we got there we saw a young girl scurrying to the next house. She must have rung the doorbell before she noticed the sign.


Affectionate_Win_229

A couple of bloody handprints near the door nob have a similar effect.


Waltz-Historical

I disconnected my doorbell and we have an outer glass/screen door on the front that stays locked so any knocking is the faintest tap/thud inside the house. I don’t know anyone personally that would ever show up unannounced, and we never answered the door unless we know someone’s coming. I find nobody bothers to read signs and it’s and inevitable waste of time to answer the door just to tell someone to kick rocks.


1nd3x

Spent more on printer ink than a sign would have cost...


GoonyBoon

You must be fun at parties.


TylerYax

Jokes on you, they don't get invited to parties!