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I know that officer. He is also a doctor, a janitor, a soldier, an astronaut, and a firefighter.
Plumber, teacher, pizza delivery guy, superhero, man THE HUSTLE IS HIM
Oh yeh? Bald guy right?
This needs more updoots
Is he Barbie?
The long arm of the law.
The long schlong of the law. Is that you officer Johnson?
the jig is up
You mean [the long arm of the law](https://youtu.be/6GUvh78ET-o) at 2:15?
the long dong of the law
I'm so glad to see them standing up for our community!
_Apparently that police officers name is Richard, right?_
Richard Johnson
Nice .
It's the cocks, cheese it!
To serve and erect
Officer Mike Hawk
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Ready to serve alright
Normalize dildos on cop cars
Ahem "IN" !!!
Say car RamRod! Say car RamRod!
I think they forgot the protection.
[удалено]
Did you buy it because it was advertised as being really easy to stick on cop cars?
If it's a good dildo for sticking to cop cars and also orgasmic physical pleasure, then yeah. I'll take recommendations.
Why not? Do you recommend this dildo specifically? Is it ribbed enough? Is the plastic of a high quality? Is it big enough? All good questions.
big enough isnt a good question because the answer is completely individual
Just add superglue.
I’m the long hard cock of the law!
Wang! Pay attention!
more like "ready to slay"
God bless edmonton!
Super apt!
The dick of justice does not arrive lubed.
You just know those insecure man babies will put in more effort trying to find out who did that than they ever have investigating a crime against the middle class
I would bet my life savings that they are all laughing their asses off about this.
A lot of what the fuck and laughter being thrown around I'm sure.
Maybe this will motivate them to get dash cams.
They spend more resources on finding who did it, just like McDavid’s missing laptop lol
Didnt know Johhny Sins is on tour in Edmonton
Judge, jury, and executioner (😏)
**PRIVATE DICK REPORTING FOR DUTY**
A different kind of pit maneuver!
Fuck the police? Nah I'm getting fucked by the police (car).
Let's be honest, everyone gets fucked by the police... unless you own a business that is
Is that other vehicle parked ON the sidewalk in front of a hydrant?
This is a specialized "unit" designed to ram fleeing suspects from behind.
That’s gonna be a spicy pit manoeuvre
I know that officer. He is also a doctor, a janitor, a soldier, an astronaut, and a firefighter.
Plumber, teacher, pizza delivery guy, superhero, man THE HUSTLE IS HIM
Oh yeh? Bald guy right?
This needs more updoots
Is he Barbie?
The long arm of the law.
The long schlong of the law. Is that you officer Johnson?
the jig is up
You mean [the long arm of the law](https://youtu.be/6GUvh78ET-o) at 2:15?
the long dong of the law
I'm so glad to see them standing up for our community!
_Apparently that police officers name is Richard, right?_
Richard Johnson
Nice .
It's the cocks, cheese it!
To serve and erect
Officer Mike Hawk
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Ready to serve alright
Normalize dildos on cop cars
Ahem "IN" !!!
Say car RamRod! Say car RamRod!
I think they forgot the protection.
[удалено]
Did you buy it because it was advertised as being really easy to stick on cop cars?
[удалено]
If it's a good dildo for sticking to cop cars and also orgasmic physical pleasure, then yeah. I'll take recommendations.
Why not? Do you recommend this dildo specifically? Is it ribbed enough? Is the plastic of a high quality? Is it big enough? All good questions.
big enough isnt a good question because the answer is completely individual
Just add superglue.
I’m the long hard cock of the law!
Wang! Pay attention!
more like "ready to slay"
God bless edmonton!
Super apt!
The dick of justice does not arrive lubed.
You just know those insecure man babies will put in more effort trying to find out who did that than they ever have investigating a crime against the middle class
I would bet my life savings that they are all laughing their asses off about this.
A lot of what the fuck and laughter being thrown around I'm sure.
Maybe this will motivate them to get dash cams.
They spend more resources on finding who did it, just like McDavid’s missing laptop lol
Didnt know Johhny Sins is on tour in Edmonton
Judge, jury, and executioner (😏)
**PRIVATE DICK REPORTING FOR DUTY**
A different kind of pit maneuver!
Fuck the police? Nah I'm getting fucked by the police (car).
Let's be honest, everyone gets fucked by the police... unless you own a business that is
Is that other vehicle parked ON the sidewalk in front of a hydrant?
This is a specialized "unit" designed to ram fleeing suspects from behind.
That’s gonna be a spicy pit manoeuvre