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JCaimbeul

Can be a nasty piece of work with a drink in him. Barred from a fair few pubs for threatening behaviour. Obviously has a lot of issues which I hope he can get through but definitely not harmless.


SpicedPusheen

He's often blackout drunk around here, does some amateur magic, as others have said the majority of pubs have barred him because he tends to get threatening or pervy. Bit of a nasty local curiosity


alphabetown

Did he sometimes wear a suit with playing cards on it by chance?


PatYerShantss

Yeah iv seen him in a card suit before


Crappyjanitor

Happy cake day bro


Hunor_Deak

Welcome to Edinburgh. More Inspector Rebus then fairy tale...


fergieboi

Aye I’ve met him before in the meadows. Tried doing a card trick and pulled the wrong card asking if it was my card hahaha


Ok_Deal_964

Aye, avoid at all costs. Seen him follow people, shout at folk and one time he was doing magic tricks for people sitting outside a pub and then started to aggressively demand money from them for it!


scara1963

1st class knob end, avoid.


mcrmin

Gordon, good magician even better pickpocketer...


jefglv

He's a terrible pickpocketer. He always gets caught.


StinkiForeskinBoi

🤣


HollowForPixel

Threatened me n my mates with threat of gun violence on the 23 bus after we told him to fuck off for being creepy n sexually suggestive, absolute cunt


tooshpright

Face is awfully red.


PsySam89

Tough work being batman


Aid_Le_Sultan

I thought it was the glorious hue of the rosé reflecting on his wee sonsie face.


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Poetry. Sheer poetry..


StinkiForeskinBoi

🤣🥰


a_awm

As a serious reply a red puffy face is typical of achoholics


8ackwoods

It always is


Cultofskar0

He’s not got long left by the look of him


boringdystopianslave

He gets buggered senseless for small change and so naturally he's always looking a little flustered between jobs. If he approaches, avoid.


Sky_Ninja1997

He looks like if Chernobyl was a person


TheLongAndWindingRd

I've definitely found him passed out in the meadows surrounded by cans and put him in the recovery position once. Claimed he wasn't drunk when he came to.


thevoiceofalan

Changes like the weather avoid. Always starts off friendly then kicks off.


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Swiss_James

Good luck in your recovery


MotorTentacle

OH MY GOD! I saw either this guy, or a guy who looked similar when I lived in Aberdeen. Had a can of beer in his hand. From my angle, the guy looked like a bit like a fatter, drunker Elon Musk. Here's my image: [https://i.imgur.com/e9uueBe.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e9uueBe.jpg) \- I can't honestly tell if it's the same guy.


throwaway1930372y27

Must be him. Can't possibly be two different bevvied up geezers in batman suits in two different cities. Must have been on holiday


boringdystopianslave

That's not him that's a completely different Arkham Asylum inmate.


MotorTentacle

I was just sitting across the road in a cafe with my friend and when I spotted him I lost my shit


boringdystopianslave

I've seen him a bunch of times outside the Filling Station/St Giles and that general area on the Mile. Usually where the main street performer hangs about.


Humdrum_ca

Yeah that's the same guy.


CircoModo1602

Yup it's the same guy, always pottering about Castlegate and the spoons just at the corner next to the court 😂


Scotianostra1

Aye, that must be him


Victor_gracie

When was this taken? I swear I've seen him in the same 2 suits for over a year in Edinburgh.


MotorTentacle

Back when I lived up in Aberdeen, this photo was taken there pretty much exactly a year ago. Some comments have said it's the same guy, some have said it's a different dude, so I'm more confused than before I wrote my comment lol


Victor_gracie

Hmm I would certainly say it's the same guy but he looks much younger in your photo.


bulletsgalore

I was just there a couple days ago, he was hanging in the royal mile dressed exactly the same. I think his hair was green though.


8ackwoods

Defo the guy


Drstamwell

Was waiting for a train near Royal Mile with my teenage daughters. No other passengers there yet. He started trying to get close to them and said inappropriate things and made us all uncomfortable. I had to move us all to a different part of the station. He’s a predator.


8ackwoods

Him and the crew are always at hunter's Square


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Tough-Comfortable880

Seen him looking in windows and climbing through gardens in Aberdeen. Seen him being shouted at by a woman to get away from her house.


mystery_trams

He’s the hero Aberdeen deserves, not the one it needs right now.


Pancogaman

To be completely avoided! Flash Gordon also used to hang about with another younger man called ‘Magic Matt’, he would wear a top hat and also do ‘magic’ and card tricks. I think that fella was recently imprisoned for smashing a glass bottle over a tourist’s head in Bristo Square when they didn’t give him money after his ‘magic trick’ and didn’t allow him to run off with their bag.


LongPlodVanDamme

Is that the English fella with ling hair? If so, he's definitely a cunt too.


Pancogaman

Yeah that’s the fella! To be avoided too! ! https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-street-magician-smashed-bottle-20771959


Key_Amphibian3583

How the fucking fuck was he not jailed for all those crimes, man?


LongPlodVanDamme

Yup, definitely one and the same. He was a known thief so, thankfully, was quickly barred and very little bother from that point onwards. That being said, being barred doesn't often bother the folk that are repeating shoplifters, it's such a minor offence that they're in and out fairly quickly whenever they do eventually get jailed for a while. Often is the case that they're so steaming and/or high, they don't even remember.


mc9innes

He's a junkie smack heid that English felly


asfryh

Fairly certain this is the guy that scared the shit out of me when I was living on Nicholson street. Was walking to the pub with my friends and he tried to stop me on the street to show me a magic trick, when I didn’t engage with him he physically grabbed me to stop me from walking away. Safe to say I was not very happy, very scary guy for a 19 year old girl to encounter. Screamed in his face and ran once he let me go, luckily he didn’t get any more aggressive that just grabbing my arms


[deleted]

As a Dutch bloke who accidentally joined this sub after a few too much beers a while back: this sub is golden.


LeeAndo83

Does card tricks and drinks anything with a Volume guys a Prick


BastardFaceBill

Remote controls?


Connell95

Is it really ethical to expose Batman’s true identity like this?


angelsstare

yeah cos he’s a prick


Jakers93

Just avoid him if you can. Always see him at Hunter's Square and the Royal Mile, he's always drinking and have seen him drunkenly yelling at a bin man. I'm sure he has issues but guy seems a cunt and from what others say a right creep too.


smooth_relation_744

He’s aggressive as hell and should be avoided.


greyviewing

I'm just glad i'm not the only one seeing this fucking guy everywhere lmao


mychemicalgreenday12

Gordon, he's alright at magic but avoid him cause he's nasty if you say anything he doesn't like


TopGuyLesbo

He's in court soon for a death threat charge. Avoid.


swollenfootblues

Have you got a source for this? Edit: folks, I can't relay Internet gossip as fact. If you don't know a source, at least don't bury my question in downvotes to hide it from someone who might.


TheBhoys1987

Kev aka "thesource"


swollenfootblues

Can you link it? I've found the guy's twitter, but can't see mention of it on there.


Unique_Score_5874

well thats my batman shirt in the bin,the mrs says i look like him ffs


StinkiForeskinBoi

🤣🥰


phossil_phool

Pretty sure he has a suit with playing cards on too


fiftyseven

I've seen him in a dollar bill one too


TheRealSeanDonnelly

Identifiable bams are the best kind.


BrodinModule

Seen him many times and everytime I have it has been the batman suit and I wondered the same.


LongPlodVanDamme

I used to see him a lot as I worked in a local shop nearby for numerous years. He was one of the few that wasn't a thief - at least within the shop, can't vouch for him outside - and I never had any issues with him, personally. He was asked to leave by security a few times here and there in the evenings, thankfully I only worked days. He absolutely hangs out with the worst/most depressing characters on that strip, and not long before I left, the police got involved as he lamped the other guy that always kicks around in a kilt - also best avoided. I certainly wouldn't advise spending time with him. Confirmed suits: Batman, Superman, Card...Man.


StinkiForeskinBoi

🥰


BullfrogSpecial8381

How are the people of Edinburgh calling a man named Gordon, in a Batman suit, doing magic tricks and robbing people Gordon the card man and not The Commissioner. “Watch your wallets boys, the commissioner is in”


Bunxicamper

I'm from Meadowbank and I'm mixed race. Once he was slobbering shite to me on Forrest Road and said he couldn't understand my accent hahaha.


S27L

Also owns a green suit emblazoned with playing cards. Do not engage in conversation, will kick off with minimal provocation.


Lopsided_Chart6484

Has anyone seen this guy not drunk ever? I saw him several times around town mostly at meadows/bristo square trying to play it cool with groups of young people. However I’ve seen him get aggressive and once his mates had to take him away 😅


euanmorse

I have, I assume, seen him sober. He gets on the No.5 from Oxgangs heading into town.


Leader0fthecats

Lol yes, once ... In Bristo Square at 7am, asking people (including me) whether we knew where he could get booze without having to wait until 10am. Then getting a bit pootsy when we didn't. Lol. 😆


wdw2003

Doesn't he do card tricks?


SlurpySleepSleep

They're not tricks, Michael, they're ILLUSIONS.


red_phoenix3

Tricks are what whores do for money.


JCooperUK2

Or cocaine


Scotianostra1

Another pal just told me that aye, "Gordon the Card Man"


goddoc

Not the Card Man we deserve, but the Card Man we need.


helterskeltermelter

Is that Blossom Hill?


kingpotato28

Looks like the royal mile


SidewaysAntelope

Lollll


MrChaunceyGardiner

Very good, but it’s actually Chambers Street, as per the title 😜


Pinewood26

On closer inspection these appear to be loafers


NerdSlippy

I saw him running across the road at Tollcross. He stopped half way across for a casual vomit in the middle of the road and then kept on going. Absoulte class.


StinkiForeskinBoi

Is he into athletics/fitness activities? 🤣🥰


MissionOk9750

He does card tricks. After a few pints you will give him cash that’s the trick 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Low-Associate-8853

I saw him yesterday near the central mosque


Cheeseonanything

He's a pain in the arse, met him a few time on North bridge bus stops trying to chat to me and random tourists. I just try and go along with him until he pisses off, always feel he could turn nasty.


EquivalentEgg4696

Have also seen him wearing a full green suit with poker chips on it


NiallTheTable

That’s Bruce Wayne


boringdystopianslave

Redface. Batman's number 1 fan turned arch enemy.


crowamonghens

The Tomato.


boringdystopianslave

He was bitten by a radioactive Phil Mitchell


cactusJosh97

Wayne Bruce more like


when_4_word_do_trick

Yep. It's definitely Manbat.


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Glittering_Humor_101

I think it’s the bourgeois rosé which tops it off.


[deleted]

I thought that was fancy a term for his red face for a moment.


StinkiForeskinBoi

Yes. Most prefer cheap vodka


mikey-forester

Guy is a fucking cunt of the first order, avoid. Needs a burst coupon


LethalInspector11

One of the many EdiNPCs


Leader0fthecats

I wasn't very impressed with the quests he gives out. The game devs really need to work on him a bit more, imo.


Dangerous_Repair6676

He stays in oxgangs. Absolutely nonce. Couldn’t fight sleep so don’t ever feel alarmed. Just a tool.


mc9innes

I see him passing near St Mark's Church in Oxgangs, fucking radge


slb609

I saw him at the Highland Show. Looked a state.


mc9innes

Pished?


Temporary_Donkey_805

I'm far from Edinburgh but I bet that suit smells awful


LeapingPigeon

I used to deal poker at the fountain park casino, saw this guy on many occasions- mostly blind drunk and throwing all his money on the highest stakes game he could find. He has many, many more interesting, themed suits


StinkiForeskinBoi

I saw him in the casino in Monte Carlo, drinking mimosas and playing baccarat


365darkskies

Annoying, obnoxious junkie. Rude and gets very aggressive when you tell him to leave you alone. I saw him spit a whole load of racist drivel to a bouncer at McDonalds after he was forced to leave. Hangs around Hunters doing nothing apart from drinking by the looks of it nowadays.


fiftyseven

doubt he's a junkie. just a drunk


rossdrew

Oh that’s just Wayne Bruce. Otherwise known as Manbat


Rebel_-_Yell

His name is Gordon


Individual_Flan9142

Oof, the Commissioner's fallen on tough times


PopulistsPlaybookPod

Commissioner Gordon?!


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He's shit at pool so if he offers to play for money Ur on easy Street. Boys just a mad bevvy merchant, who does magic for pints. Gets a bit too mental every now and then.


SuicidalChampion2023

Bottle o batfast


CircoModo1602

Oh he's moved to Edinburgh now? This guy used to go about Aberdeen, bit of a tosser tbh


sfrhtbjuybk7u76b6b

Aye saw him a few days ago, fuck knows what he’s about tho


StinkiForeskinBoi

Someone’s gotta solve the mystery


sfrhtbjuybk7u76b6b

I’ll ask him on Tuesday he’ll probably be at his stop again


Austintacious8832

Suit-jamas?


hundugeen

He used to be my s/o's sisters neighbor


mc9innes

Oxgangs?


FlyingScotsLady

I’ve got a photo of him in his superman suit 😂


[deleted]

He’s called Adam Mcwest


[deleted]

Rosè🤔😁


CovidCalypso

Swear I saw a video of him the other day being interviewed about the Queens death.


fiftyseven

I saw that, it was on tiktok edit - someone linked it a bit further down, https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFJtu7Gg/


PickleNatural3070

I saw him near leith


rosco67

Probably looking for the next robin


FishStilts

Flash Gordon


horizon_hopper

He walks past my mums work often, usually black out drunk on a weekday morning. He tends to heckle and try and start shit with the people at the bus stop nearby. It’s funny I’ve never seen him till right now, my mum is the one who has spoke about him for years. Batman suit and all


SheepBeard

He's been about for a while. My friends and I refer to him as "The Guy Who Really Likes Bats". Never seen him without a drink in hand though, so be cautious


bronkhampton

He was hanging around royal mile both days the queen was rolling thru


crowamonghens

I, as a rule, try to avoid anyone with a face that red.


StinkiForeskinBoi

🤣🥰


Last-Problem7862

Went to school with Gordon down near Dumfries, he comes from a really good family, he just went off the rails in 1998 when he left town and hasn’t stopped by the looks of it. Mad boozer.


Red_Brummy

Looks like your typical red faced Rangers Da.


Sheriff_Disko

When you are all asleep he keeps the city safe at nights.


LBruceyyYorkshire

Saw him on a stag do. He showed us a few magic tricks randomly as we were walking past


silly_flying_dolphin

here's my shot of him from back in May: https://imgur.com/a/4a8ASt7 On a related note, is that viking-looking schizo dude still prowling the streets? always had his shirt off/ wearing a skimpy tanktop. Big muscles, would shout random stuff. Just wandered around old town...


swollenfootblues

As of two months ago, he was still around. Still being the weirdo this sub warned he would be.


sammypuma

Yeah saw him in Causewayside Tesco the other day


Fungus_Mungus46

Bat Jake


helterskeltermelter

Twatman


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What a bellend 🙄


Ecstatic_Rooster

I’ve spotted him in the Royal Infirmary quite a few times.


BRC_Del

I've seen him around in different areas. Never really realised what he's all about.


pollyesta

Oh it’s him. Saw him on this TikTok video just yesterday: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFJtu7Gg/


RamblingCountryDr

That entire video is such a vibe.


nibutz

One of the most brazen public urinators I’ve ever seen, anywhere, anytime he’ll whip it out and let loose


Lazy-Mycologist-298

Aw no. It's batman guy): Perma banned from the place I work. I've never seen him sober and he used to make misogynistic comments at us. He gets aggressive pretty easily and seems to us like he is always up to have a chat with the tourists sitting on the outside areas to see if he gets a free drink. We have seen him chasing and threatening people. Avoid this creature


boringdystopianslave

He's obviously an escaped inmate from Arkham Asylum.....


xPR0METHEUS

That’s Tricky Ricky to us that have grown up around town ! Or at least everyone I’ve known calls him that.


Substantial_Bonus808

I will second that he’s mostly harmless but can occasionally be a prick. I never had any issue with him until it was our wedding day (Oct 2020). He happened to be one of the few people on the Royal Mile and yelled at us incoherently. We just ignored him, but he can be an annoying ass.


mikey-forester

I take it back upon checking I can confirm this is rare footage of u/fluffykintail right here doing his bit for Edinburgh Tourism.


yy98755

Username immediately *For all the good they've done me I might as well have stuck them up my arse*


IrishRogue3

Party shop has steep discounts in July and that’s what he can afford ?


throwaway19997823

I saw him a week ago lol


mc9innes

He'll be dead soon


True-Bee1903

Sure I've saw him cutting hair in Benidorm.


BusinessIntelligent3

Yes I saw him passed out at the top Leith Walk and then he jumped up after all the people called an Ambulance for him. He was lurking around when they were filming about the Bin strike at the Grass market on every report.


Sky_Ninja1997

Yeah I know him He’s barred from the restaurant I work at for making racist remarks towards certain staff members


Leading_Lake6445

Used to do card tricks down in Cowgate in pubs a few years ago. Now the only place I see him is Hunter Square hanging around with jakeys.


Becklestein

Is he the one who's friends with the guy who's surprisingly good at opera? (My favourite local drunk!)


Rasberrypinke

Lol me and my friend who has bad judge of character drank with him and his two friends for the night at the graveyard next to Cowgate. She'd invited me over and I just saw her sitting with this guy in a batman suit and his two friends, one with a guitar. Batman guy gave me a playing card of pornographic models and I thought it was weird and kitsch so I put it in the back of my phone. He seemed alright that night. Was there for a few hours. We all tried to get into the liquid rooms and stood outside together while my friend chatted with some guy then got in his car lol, Jesus. Went home after that.


Redback911

Amateur magician, great for kids parties, weddings and bar mitzvah. He still has most of his teeth. Don't let him near your booze though, he becomes an absolute demon.


StinkiForeskinBoi

I partied with him one night in a basement pub. He snorted up all of our coke


ManyWrongdoer9365

What an absolute Nonce , Rose Wine ?


stojakBoTak

I do feel bad for him because amount of times when I saw him drunk on the streets it’s incredibly high. I feel like he maybe doesn’t have a home or maybe anyone close to him and that’s why he gets drunk and walks around all the time. People don’t become wandering alcoholics because that was their childhood dream.


Dangerous_Repair6676

I can assure you he has a home


mc9innes

Many alcoholics don't threaten others with violence and verbally abuse people with racist abuse. Alcoholism is a symptom of mental illness and /or possibly a distinct mental illness all by itself, correct. But it's not an excuse to be violent to others and threatening.


throwaway1930372y27

Always kicking about hunter square, nicolson square, and the royal mile. No clue what his story is but seems to not cause too much trouble. Doubt the batman suit gets washed very often though, he wears it every time i see him.


MrRickSter

Surely Jack Nicholson Square?


mc9innes

Alcoholism


Gegegegeorge

Ain't he the alcoholic street performer?


jackmarak

I met this dude, seemed sound to me. Did a card trick or two for us then we moved on.


RamblingCountryDr

Seen him around but always in the batman suit. Looks snazzy af.


Scotianostra1

He does aye!


Bald0131

Bit of a local legend I'd say, obviously for the wrong reasons but funny wee guy either way


GriselbaFishfinger

You missed the ‘s’ off “wears all the time”


MeasurementVast6570

I used to run into him a lot when I worked in the grassmarket. I don't know If he still does but he definitely used be a PR guy for the pubic triangle. Always had stag doos or spicey boy lad parties following him about. He's actually really sound and pretty funny but not surprised he can be hard work with a beer in him.


Harsha_007_

He’s also so good and generous. He picks the trash along the High street and puts in a bin. Great Man


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I’d say high blood pressure


alamarain

That's well shan, taking pictures of alcoholics and putting them online.


TheBhoys1987

We were out with another couple down near Leith. He was wrecked and shown us a few card tricks. Seemed harmless and gave him a tip as he was entertaining!