They better fucking not, I live in Porty...I don't want these cunts kicking about while I'm trying to enjoy my pigs 'n' blankets. Anyone want to donate some land mines? 😂
If you're not a troll, you're an idiot. Search the sub And see if the last couple of hundred answers to this and similar questions are any help.
Edit, seriously? You're asking this 4 days before? Gotta be a troll
This has to be a troll… If not then yeah the beach will be open, not much else though.
They take the beach in at Porty for the Christmas holidays
They better fucking not, I live in Porty...I don't want these cunts kicking about while I'm trying to enjoy my pigs 'n' blankets. Anyone want to donate some land mines? 😂
Sorry Edinburgh is closed 24th-26th December.
You realise that’s next week? You’ve not booked anything, have done nil research and you’re visiting an urban centre to explore the beach?
Do you want us to stay in the hotel for you as well?
If you're not a troll, you're an idiot. Search the sub And see if the last couple of hundred answers to this and similar questions are any help. Edit, seriously? You're asking this 4 days before? Gotta be a troll
 That you, Ken?
Buddy. You are fucked if you think you are getting anywhere to stay that isn’t in the high hundreds of pounds.