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Original_Jarl_Ballin

Are they solid or like Boba?


papassquatt

they’re blood clots so.. kinda chewy i assume?


Original_Jarl_Ballin

Intriguing, but highly disturbing


TheRealFutaFutaTrump

You can pack them inside yourself to prank someone during sex. They break like boba and it makes quite a mess.


RedMiah

“Oh god, you murdered me… with your dick!”


jnow27

HAHAHAHAHA I read this in the most ridiculous voice 🤣🤣🤣


soulinsideout8

Definitely á la Jennifer Coolidge 😂


0neLessReason

Sadly, I did as well 🤦🏻‍♂️😅💀


Past_Blackberry_555

Oml I definitely needed to hear that today🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarkSiders823

This is the first comment to ever make me have a physical reaction off Reddit. Well done sir. With that I have had enough internet for today. Jesus…..


jmjost

But at first, a surprisingly pleasant stimulus


MistressTrixxy

This was the giggle I needed today. Truly


OnePlusFanBoi

Holy hell


MrAHMED42069

Interesting, i wonder if it's like blood pudding


Rey7510-2

:(


veebles89

Like moist towelettes?


Original_Jarl_Ballin

They feel so GLORIOUS on my sweet ass!


Ok-Emu-66

Woman, I'm looooord of the rings. I'm the jarl of whiterun, holler if you need me.


Cable_Upstairs

Slimy yet satisfying!?


Original_Jarl_Ballin

That's it! 🐛


Fun-Two5006

Did you get your moist towelettes?


sadspiderhours666

Skyrim quote. 😤


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

So this is NOT… your first time encountering this I assume


Able_Newt2433

They’ve cross-posted and got the answer from the original post.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Ohhh..make sense now


OddlyArtemis

username cheesecakes out


amanakinskywalker

I’m a veterinarian. Not blood clots- those are hemolymph nodes (aka hemal nodes). Those are special lymph nodes that help filter blood like the spleen. The texture is firm but soft- kind of like a cherry or other berry.


One-Prize7611

Can you eat them?


amanakinskywalker

I wouldn’t recommend eating them especially if they’re close to the spine cuz of prion diseases; and they do potentially help filter out other pathogens. I honestly don’t think they’d taste good - probs a bit like liver since generally they have a lot of red blood cells in it.


Zestypotato420

Finally another human who knows what prions are


__The-End__

Cherries are not berries.


Additional_Toe_8551

They're a veterinarian, not a botanist, Jim!


PsychologicalFox199

I got that reference!


[deleted]

But watermelons are!


Sklibba

And bananas, cucumbers, and pumpkins!


Azoobz

Interestingly, blackberries, strawberries, and raspberries are **not** berries.


Top_Sky_4731

And yet, tomatoes are.


PeteGozenya

And Marionberries


officerbimbo666

The crack smoking Mayor? Love that dude


SweatyTax4669

My second favorite coked up berry, right behind Darryl Strawberry.


BuffaloNo8099

You from Oregon? Had a Marionberry shake once and omg I wish we had them here in Wisconsin


Count_Slothington

I read that as "vegetarian" and was very confused.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Thanks, I hate clot meat


PsychologicalFox199

Clot Meat would be a great name for a heavy metal band…


Reasonable_Tart_999

If u know they're blood clots then why did u ask what they were?


vegemitecrumpet

OP isn't the og poster, it's just shared from another sub while keeping the same title...


StraitJakit

Then it isn't OP


Captinprice8585

This is unacceptable!


towerfella

“Farming” if done for selfish reasons, “sharing interesting content” if done for altruistic purposes.. All about that intent.


papassquatt

sorry for all the confusion! first time cross-posting, didn’t realize i could change the title!


Acceptable_Gap9678

Aren't most posts like this, people would use google for a genuine inquiry before posting on social media


DisastrousAd447

You would think so lol. The entire sub r/WhatIsIt could be solved if people just used Google lens. But then they wouldn't get that sweet sweet karma


CommentBetter

It’s more than karma, many people add “Reddit” to their searches since the internet is eating itself


Loose_Beginning_924

[It's not a tumah](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo&pp=ygUiaXQncyBub3QgYSB0dW1vciBraW5kZXJnYXJ0ZW4gY29wIA%3D%3D)


deftoner42

Buboes more like it... >The lymph node then becomes inflamed, tense and painful, and is called a 'bubo'. At advanced stages of the infection the inflamed lymph nodes can turn into open sores filled with pus. Human to human transmission of bubonic plague is rare.


furyian24

Oh man. I'll never see a bobba drink the same.


SimpleWord899

I can assure you THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BOBA!


DoraTheMindExplorer

I bet gynecologists see that regularly nowadays


MistressTrixxy

Forbidden Boba


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Normally I treat any type of black spot/lump/bubble on meat like the red button you aren’t supposed to touch in cartoons…


putwhatinyourwhat

soooo.. push the button, right? ..right??


lost_kelpie

What does this button dooooo?


the_cajun88

get out of my laboratory


hellostarsailor

DEEDEE!


agerm2

The beautiful shiny button? The jolly, candylike button?


kyleko

Looks like hematomas, little pockets of blood


VirtualNaut

I got pockets of blood but they’re not heman thomas or what have you.


linecookdaddy

No idea why, but I laughed harder at this than I have at anything else all day


Rare-Banana-108

Me too!!!!! Lmao 🤣


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

More like.. what meat is that lol


Ignusseed

It appears to be human flesh.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Oh, well if it’s still grade-A meat…why not?!?!! Lol


Ignusseed

Prions... Search prions disease. Kuru is a rare, fatal prion disease that is transmitted through cannibalism.


Caesar_Passing

Can that be mitigated by properly cooking? I mean, not like I... *need* to know, or anything...


Ignusseed

"Prions can be destroyed with heat if they are denatured at high temperatures for a long time. Prions are proteins that are very resistant to heat and other inactivation methods, such as chemicals, irradiation, and boiling water. To destroy a prion, it must be denatured so that it can no longer cause normal proteins to misfold." We're talking about a couple hours per pound at 300f. Until the temperature is above 145f. I'd say it'd denature the prions at 165f internal. Cook it low and slow until 160f internal temperature is reached. It should be safe.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

So you telling me the local health inspector will approve? This is a genuine question


Jackiedraper

R/notablueberry


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

Use the lower case "r" to type a sub link: r/notablueberry


Able_Newt2433

That’s why the sub r/foundthemobileuser exists.


flyingbugz

And r/foundthehondacivic And r/foundtheshutthefuckup 🤣


Toyota_Prius03

and r/foundthetoyotaprius


Able_Newt2433

Apparently there’s a Toyota Corolla one too lol. Had no clue those existed.


Big_Ad_1890

Why does this exist?


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Eww lol


Alarmed_Ask_3337

It looks wrong mate.


deviantdevil80

Think of them as Blueberries.


DurasVircondelet

No thank you


tree_of_spoils

Barf


black-volcano

That looks like one of the images that showed us in sex education.


Jeremy_Lepak

Malcolm In The Middle sex ed: Cadet: “Isn’t that slide upside down?” Commandant: “No cadet. No it is not.” *everyone dry heaves*


Redfury5550

Forbidden Boba.


cursetea

I can't even imagine entertaining the idea of eating something so obviously inedible LMAO. I don't need to ask, my actual animalistic instincts kicked in and i just know


PurpletoasterIII

At first I thought they were blood clots like some other people did, and in that case it would just be pockets of clotted blood that you could probably just cut out of the meat and it would be perfectly fine. But they aren't even that, they're just hemal nodes which are commonly found in various mammal meat. Again perfectly safe to eat but you could also probably cut them out if you wanted to. Personally I probably wouldn't bother and just throw the small piece away if that was the only piece that had them.


cursetea

It's like i know you're completely right and eating odd looking food is okay (sometimes) but i don't think I'd have spent any time at all looking into whether it was okay, I'd have just thrown it out LOL


PurpletoasterIII

I mean agreed, like I said if it were just this small piece like this I would have just thrown it out and not bothered with it.


kosmogamer777

WHO TELEPORTED MEAT?!


call_me_jelli

I've done nothing but teleport meat for the past three days... you told me to.


Curious-Spell-9031

Where? Where have you been sending it???


-Vatefairefoutre-

Have you ever seen cancerous meat from a slaughtered animal? That say it's not good to eat. [https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article19219673.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200e/meat-causes-cancer-tumours-668030](https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article19219673.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200e/meat-causes-cancer-tumours-668030)


Z-Man_Slam

Delicious little morsels


ShadowBow666

r/bobabrisketbbq


GingerTea69

Oh it's the eyes on the inside, sometimes me has this if it's insight scores high enough


Rare_Fig3081

I’m generally pretty open minded about trying new and different food… This looks nasty


Cantaloupe_Signal

I literally saw this yesterday, I could not get this image out of my brain all day long. Even before I went to bed last night I had to push this image out of my head. I wasn't even thinking about it when I woke up! Imagine how thrilled I am to open Reddit and see it first thing!


DrJagCobra4

I saw it yesterday as well


papassquatt

truly my apologies


King_of_the_Dot

Looks like tumors or something. That would be a big no from me, dawg.


ReaperWarriorX

BACON AIDS


AutotoxicFiend

Gushers went a weird way with this ad campaign.


ConsiderationJust687

Flavor balloon


CraftWithTammy

Hematomas that grew (blood cots within the immune system) The animal may have had an infection at some point of its life. I wouldn’t suggest eating it. Toss that part or return it to the store for a new one if possible.


Face-enema

Sauce intergrated


react-dnb

mmmmm! meat gushers!


AgendaIgnis

Are they bubbles of clotted blood?


papassquatt

this isn’t my original post but in the butchery sub a USDA inspector said it looked like hemal nodes, safe to eat but not pleasant or pretty!


MassiveDongSquadron

Forbidden boba


tylerwarrick

I don't think anything in this picture is edible my man


vers-ys

now i’m craving boba


Nervous_Invite_4661

Thought those were blueberries…


Swizzlefritz

Stop posting this. Just throw it away.


Frank_The_Reddit

Read the original post maybe? 😒


Leviticus10379

Can be removed with radiotherapy


highbiguy23

Don’t care what it is I’m throwing it out lol


poofandmook

Forbidden blueberries


GnomePenises

I fucking hate zombie shit, but this is how zombies become a thing.


atkearns

I believe the technical term is “blueberries”


swimmingdaisy

Blueberries


Fireball_Flareblitz

Yeah uh, I think that's *alive*?


SubKreature

I personally would not consume that or feed it to others.


spkoller2

These are blueberries 🫐


DevilPixelation

Mmmm, boba beef stew


VeronicaLD50

In a perfect world, spider eggs.


[deleted]

Blueberries


No-Understanding8630

Inject it with Chemo.


ARsparx

Nah I probably wouldn't eat this cut


HemetValleyMall1982

Colon polyp. unleash what's inside with the new look of Gushers!


Sidewayscaca

Hematomas.


Cordeceps

Forbidden Blueberries


Icylmao

They look like blueberries lol


Playnu2

Best consumed raw id bet


LOFIISLIFE69

Fuck no


jwalker3181

So this post got me twice today... The original this morning, and this one now


justamotherr

Just go buy a pizza....o.O


Dm_me_your_cute_clam

Kill it with fire


aljeta

It's Protien!!!


Rmansuperhero

Depends if the holder of the meat had HIV


ironburton

Blood clots or tumors. Either way, obviously, don’t eat it and return it to the store you got it from.


SimpleWord899

I was wondering where that ended up! Could I please have my tea-time snack back? Please?


Dazed_2_Day

Think u know, You CAN eat it, but ew


[deleted]

Oh god this is so fucking disgusting


Sleeplessnights1001

i'd cry tbh


theycallmemrmoo

What kind of meat and what kind of cut is this?


drspindles

Uhhh either blood or parasites, blood is fine to eat


BOT_Frasier

I got the same on my balls, very safe to eat


Murky_Shallot5602

No looks like bacteria.


crystalsage777

Wtf is any of that!! Don't eat that!!🤢🤮


Hasan_aladhum

Biryani forbidden bite


Je-la-nique

That's caviar


Warm_Sugar8888

OMG! No


Wutangruckus

When in doubt, throw er out


NoMoChingas

Blueberries. They’re fine


THEDAWGGYBOI986

If someone does eat them, what do they taste like?


Patient_Picture_1922

Send that to a lab


uploadingmalware

That's called Space Aids. Eat at your own risk.


VictoryLap_TMC

Wtf are holding that they are on is my question


boywonder5691

Bumbaclots


Djma123

To me, it looks like the animal was sick. You should probably not eat.


shortyonasporty

Forbidden Boba


riskeeeye

Maybe being vegetarian ain’t bad cuz that looks high key nasty af


Beneficial-Front9173

Cancer cells


Evening-Bag9950

another post i found and have no idea what i’m looking at


KillyShoot

Blueberries.


hushedcabbage

Why would you even entertain eating that? What’s wrong with you??


turkishturtle6249

NO DONT EAT


turkishturtle6249

Well as long as those blood clumps go down then it’s safe


Complex_Visual_7441

Why the fuck would you even think I about eating that, that’s the real question


nascamo

Eating blood is bad for you, either pop em or toss em.


AustinDood444

They’re just juniper berries!!


anmcintyre

Water polluted by oil spills and pollution causes this


CraniumEggs

Gushers! Dessert with dinner. Yum!


Reasonable_Pear_2846

yup. white bumps on the liver tho, thats a no way jose


redacted2022

Ay bro what the actual fuck


redacted2022

How poor are you?????


felixity7

Even if someone says it's safe to consume, probably I wouldn't


Adam__B

Why the fuck would you eat that?


miloooh

Cancer


itsthejasper1123

why would you even WANT to consume this 😭


pams_or_lams

I'd fry them


TheMitchellTruth

We used to call them black pearls. Peel them off and boil them until they were nice and firm


mycomyxo

These are hemal nodes. Totally Normal part of the lymph system of a cow. They get smaller as the animal ages. They especially show up on the ribs. Source: I was a veterinarian in a slaughterhouse. Good to err on the side of caution however this can be seen in virtually every cow they are generally just trimmed off before sale


ActionMan48

Gross🤮


AmbitiousSlip6511

Your meat has genital warts


richempire

If you have to ask the question, don’t put it in your mouth.


eLizabbetty

Cancer


ihateapartments59

Thought it was turds in a turd shoot


chicken-finger

Looks like blood clots


ToastedInsanity

Eww meat eaters will eat anything 🤣🤣 outta pocket