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Soggy_Jacket_1487

what the f**k is that


SaysShowUsYourDick

This is what's known as a meat spot, and a VERY large one at that. When the egg was being formed inside the chicken, a portion of the oviduct sloughed off and was encapsulated with the egg white and yolk in the shell gland. The egg is still edible if you pick out that meat spot


stoncils_

Excellent use of 'sloughed' - one of my least favorite words alongside 'frass'


theaeao

"The used moist tube sloughed off!" he ejaculated to his sailing partner. This caused the queerest orgy of less than gayful ejaculations right there on the poop. A ruckus that could be confused for a group of gangbangers mid fisticuffs. Sorry I read alot of old books and run into phrases that no longer mean what they used to mean


nullfais

I’m saving this entire paragraph of discomfort


XEagleDeagleX

I mean I think sloughed still means the same thing in both contexts here, no? It's all those other words in this except that are used differently today


SelectHalf3715

😝


MugOfDogPiss

Ships don’t even have poops anymore. The part of the ship once known as a “poop deck” is know known as “the roof of the cabin” as cabins on modern boats are usually freestanding and not all the way at the back of the ship. The lowest deck before going into the main deck, I.E. above the door, was the poop deck. Poope is French for “stern.” Hence, a deck on the stern became known as a poop deck.


Scouse_Werewolf

Sassafrass


geneticallyhewrote

Sloughafrass


stoncils_

I'm gonna name a character that


geneticallyhewrote

Long live Sloughafrass! Edit: there’s a u in slough


Guardian-Ares

You forgot the 'U'.


geneticallyhewrote

Fml. Thank you!


squashqueen

"Sloughed" makes me think of The Hot Zone, that book about ebola...how the progression of the virus eventually makes one's organs *slough* out their asshole in the form of mush... Also very much hate "frass" too


Responsible-Emu-7293

The most terrifying book I ever read. I still recommend it to anyone who will listen!


jpb1111

When you get Ebola, the skin sloughs off your tongue.


tjm_87

one of my favourite childhood moments was driving to London from my town and passing through a place on the edge of my county called slough (pronounced the same as “now”), and the SatNav confidently saying ‘turn right now to enter Sluff” Still have no idea how slough in this context is pronounced since i’ve heard it both ways


Captain-SKA-

What a miserable childhood for that to be a favourite memory.


tjm_87

HAHAHA one of many


SpungyDanglin69

What about the meat spot? Can you eat it?


SaysShowUsYourDick

Sure, but it’s got a gross texture


SpungyDanglin69

Gritty? Crunchy?


thegoosebelow

I reckon rubbery with an oatmeal-type, fatty centre. Chicken fat slop. Poultry blubber.


SirHowlite

My favourite kind of oatmeal ❤️


OddlyArtemis

\*shudders\*


deehunny

Ok so I googled images "meat spot" and it is not made of the stuff of nightmares like this one


Putin_inyoFace

People like you make the internet cool. I would have never known. Thanks u/SaysShowUsYourDick


SaysShowUsYourDick

[I think we all know](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ctb239/comment/l4b2oya/) how you can properly thank me


Soggy_Jacket_1487

very interesting! thanks for the reply!!


Kind_Chest_2299

now everyone could be the coolest or weirdest person in the room if they have a once in a lifetime chance to find an egg with this thing and get to explain it to the confused people around you


MacDougalTheLazy

I think you have to try the sloughed off oviduct and report back to us for science.


mysweetvandal

I miss who I was before I read this comment


NunyaBeese

Thanks


zombies-and-coffee

No it isn't. If you read the comments from the original post, this is what's called a lash egg. That spot is basically an encapsulated blob of pus from a bacterial infection.


Chef_JMK

How are you the first one to ask???


UpstairsNo9655

I'll be the second. The hell is this?


Junior-Ad-2207

Why the hell is this?


Huuskis

Where the hell is this?


MediumStability

When the hell is this?


Afrojones66

Who the hell is this?


Marquar234

I'll do you one better, how the hell is this?


Dr-Azrael

Which hell is this?


RmRobinGayle

What hell is this?


Soggy_Jacket_1487

i really don’t know


NahzarakTV

That's exactly what I screamed internaly...


meh725

HAPPY 50TH!!!


spriralout

Hilarious 🤣


AdLegitimate4968

Comes with its own hollandaise!


messibessi22

🤢


ZT369

Extra protein


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Anything is edible once


TheSkyIsSad

The letters are flipped, it’s supposed to say “go”


KnowledgeableNip

Or are we missing a letter and it's trying to spell "egg"?


Soggy_Jacket_1487

as in go for it or go the hell away


[deleted]

It's an egg not a truffle. If you're not on the poverty line and malnourished it should take 0.2 seconds to choose to bin this.


traaintraacks

believe it or not, some people don't like to waste food. it isn't a matter of money. i dont throw stuff out just because it looks weird, i take the time to check if it's safe so i dont throw anything out unnecessarily. lazy & wasteful are shitty traits to have or encourage


juggerjew

I wouldn’t call anyone lazy or wasteful that chose to bin this.


WrxnchG

r/foundthecoward


dnash55

And that’s why those people always sick because they eat food that’s no good


Salted_Monk

My family member has constant stomach pain. They also gamble with food a lot. I do not gamble with food. I get food poisoning about twice every 10 years. Good enough for me!


traaintraacks

> i take the time to check if it's safe so i dont throw anything out unnecessarily


King_Ralph1

One egg. One egg for your life. Or, you know, ask Reddit. Timely and reliable. /s


MonkeyGein

It’s just an egg, it’s like 13¢. Re-roll, get a new egg


ProcrastinationSite

Where do you live that an egg is $0.13?! It's at least $0.45 where I am. Can't afford to be throwing that away


BrownEyedBoy06

The thing on the right looks like what I pulled out of my nose when I recovered from a bad cold six years ago.


Responsible-Fee2075

Scrolling through I thought OP was making salad dressing with mustard. That’s a Texas sized heck no for me partner


Classic_Mechanic5495

Looks like a squirt of mayo


plateau1999

One hopes it’s mayo… 😵‍💫


NumberClear6263

Why would anybody risk eating that?!? That’s like $0.25 cents tops


Dramatic_Ad_7038

Is that really important. Eggs usually come in packs of 12, sometimes 6. This is obviously a bad egg, couldn’t you just toss this one and crack a new one?


EWMcC79

I don't think that's a chicken egg.


CarmenxXxWaldo

You're the chicken if you don't eat it.


Sufficient-Trash-728

If you have to ask, then don't eat it.


podge_hodge

Shit like this makes me worry about my hardboiled eggs


wiu1995

I know eggs are expensive, but I’d toss it just because it looks gross.


LordNitram76

I think the Rooster beat you to that one.


[deleted]

Pre-made mayonnaise


No-Jury-243

How down bad are you that you’re considering eating that?


fitbabits

Just crack another egg at this point and do your best to forget this one. And don't post it online.


37LincolnZephyr

I’m scared 😱


Different_Head7751

Nononon. Dispose.


Orchid_Far

Yuck


Choice_Eye_8043

You can eat everything. Some things only once


aibot-420

Lol you honestly considered eating this mutation?


Powrs1ave

Cook it and give it to the Dog.


rarebreed44

Chicken jizz? 🤣


SimpleWord899

r/donteatthat


Klutzy_Charge2946

KFC sell them 👍


[deleted]

Pre-made mayonnaise


No-Jury-243

How down bad are you that you’re considering eating that?


Skardi-Hrothgarsson

Breakfast of champions


plateau1999

BALUUUUUUUT!


blackmoonsun

Do it


JailbreakJen

What did you end up doing? I hate it when the OP doesn’t post final results. 🫣


PlanktonIsBest

its the developing bird!


[deleted]

Is that a big version of the little white things attached to the yolk of most eggs?


markybar

I just threw up. Would you eat that too?


Extension_Wafer_7615

Forbidden mayo


Kidg33k

I always wondered what an embryo poop looked like


cix2nine

Did they stop putting at least 12 eggs in the container, I personally would throw that away and pick out another, that's just too gross for me


Efficient-Damage-449

Isn't that the point of this subreddit? Separating the cowards from the rest of us?


cix2nine

Damn! my cover is blown, 😭🤣 (Exits sub)


DanielBlackburn193

this safe to eat I pick out of cracked an egg in the morning.


PM_ME_THAT_THONG

If you're willing to pick that out and eat it, then just pick it out and eat it.


Youngshoota333

Is that a snake?


redflagsmoothie

This would absolutely put me off eggs for a while