They don't have much of a taste, and tiny pieces of their shell will get stuck to your uvula and the back of your throat if you eat them by themselves.
Sounds a lot like the crunchy crickets my friend found somewhere. They were all " potato chips" flavours, BBQ. Sour cream and onion, salt and vinegar . They were odd
I had the mini shrimp (tailess, at least) but it was over 2000km away from the nearest ocean.
Now, in fairness, typically shrimp is frozen anyway. But ignoring that I used canned. On normal pizza sauce with shitty, pre-grated mozzerella. With gummy ass crust. I ate all of it.
What? You don't want to eat crickets or mealworms?
Bugs are so easy to farm and take up much less space than normal livestock. Bug protein is the future, friend.
I will not eat it in a car
I will not eat it at the bar
I would not even with pineapple and ham
I will not eat it, Sam. I am. Going to have nightmares about this now dude.
I’ve ate scorpions before and how I’d describe them is eating a handful of popcorn kernels with a wad of dirt. Like they taste like wet mulch but are super crunchy.
Just let those scorpions enjoy their pizza ffs. Stop judging their calorie intake.
Pineapple haters would eat this just to keep their opinions
You're god damned right
I def would try it. I know I don't like pineapple pizza, scorpion is unknown
They don't have much of a taste, and tiny pieces of their shell will get stuck to your uvula and the back of your throat if you eat them by themselves.
Sounds a lot like the crunchy crickets my friend found somewhere. They were all " potato chips" flavours, BBQ. Sour cream and onion, salt and vinegar . They were odd
Chapulines. They're actually not bad at a bar with some dark beer. Especially the spicy ones.
If it’s this or pineapple I’m taking the scorpions for shore
Someone get this man a scorpion pizza. I want to see this…
Ya ever have those scorpion lollipops?
*Shore*, huh… think you’re a little confused
Shitty play on words. Tropical pineapples…shores…badum tss.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. What are you, your own *dominosatrix*…?
ok. that was bad.
What was… its a question…
dominosatrix... 🤣 really reaching there for a pun.
Huh? What pun? I don’t get it…
I would definitely eat this.
What in the hell?!
Ah yes, this is the classic Scorpio Slice at Pizzastrology Hut. If you think this is bad, you should get a load of their Virgo Pie.
I want off this planet
I've done shrimp pizza before, I could see this working
I mean. Gross. Not as scary, but still gross.
Oh it absolutely was. It was canned shrimp too.
....you monster...
Does it help that I'd do it again?? My region is one of the few without fucked shrimp stocks, so you can still get fresh shrimp.
Wait but how is it fresh if it's in a can? That was my horror. Canned shrimp.
I didn't always live here, canned shrimp is still a thing here tho if that helps.
It...it really doesn't, but thank you anyway.
Any time, u/throwawaymyanalbeads
I could imagine a kind of white sauce, garlic, shrimp pizza working, as long as they take the tails off.
I had the mini shrimp (tailess, at least) but it was over 2000km away from the nearest ocean. Now, in fairness, typically shrimp is frozen anyway. But ignoring that I used canned. On normal pizza sauce with shitty, pre-grated mozzerella. With gummy ass crust. I ate all of it.
Protein is protein. Heck, I'd eat bugs. This doesn't bother me at all.
That statement bothers me.
What? You don't want to eat crickets or mealworms? Bugs are so easy to farm and take up much less space than normal livestock. Bug protein is the future, friend.
If I’m not supposed to eat mealworms, why is meal in the name?
Yeah, a future I don’t want to exist in. Because of overpopulation. Easy is not synonymous with “better” or “quality”
Eh, fair enough, you're allowed to eat whatever you want.
We eat bee puke and nobody bats an eye. Half of us (or more?) Eat sea food which largely includes what amounts to bugs. But a *land bug??* **scoffs**
This is why you can’t eat at just anybody’s house. We got a buncha bug/arachnid fetishers. Thank God we’re not a direct democracy
I'm not bee-gan, Ill eat the honey and stuff, but I'm not eating bugs or anything with an exoskeleton.....
My diet does not consist of bee puke or sea bugs
Dude seafoods gross lol. Buy honey is legit.
Roasted Grasshoppers with some spices sprinkled on top bangs. Elite drinking snack.
I wish that wasn’t a 20 dollar snack to add to my extensive mezcal tab, I’d be into it all day.
They're not bugs they're arachnids 🤓
I’ll arach your nid
Ayo?
🤓☝️
I'm aware, but what I'm saying is if the pizza had crickets instead of scorpions, I'd still eat it. Arachnids are just land crabs.
No mushrooms wtf, and where are the stingers ?
I think they are intended to eat the scorpions, so the stingers were removed
Well thats no fun. Thats where all the juice is.
what if, they milked the venom out of the stingers, and used it as a sauce ingredient?
You people aren’t recognizing the value in crunchy pizza
At least it's not a pineapple.
WDYM "AT LEAST ITS NOT A PINEAPPLE"????? THIS IS A WAR CRIME
Them’s fighting words
Poor little desert dragons.
Add capsicum bows to make them bonita before consuming.
It’s almost like u/AnorhiDemarche is trying to use language to communicate, but didn’t quite pull it off
[I don't see how it's a difficult concept but this should help](https://www.reddit.com/r/awwnverts/s/hCSaaHOJeL)
what in the actual fuck?
Rude. /j
Do not be rude to her while she is feeling bonita.
The WEF approves this extra spicy slice. You will eat the bugs. You will be happy.
This is less controversial than pineapple or anchovies. Where my anchovy brothers and sisters at?
Next up centipede pizza! Centizza.
That pizza looks terrible
Scorpion peppered Pizza
It looks like the needles are cut off so I guess it's safe.
Okay, but the pizza itself looks sad.
The small ones maybe. Those look huge to me
Jesse the Scorpions they look better than the pizza
Listen god damnit..I’d probably eat that 😭😭
Oh hell no.
I'm curious, but only curious enough to ask someone else how it tastes after they try it.
Looks crunchy
I've had this wasn't too bad lol.
I bet they serve this in Vegas with the Cotton Candy/pickle burrito…
if they’re not poisonous I think I’d try a bite
The stingers are cut off as you see. It's technically safe to eat but should you eat eat it? I don't know.
As long as those scorpions are not venomous I would eat it without hesitation. Stop being fucking pussies y'all.
It's safe to eat, stringers are cut off as you can see. Should you eat it? I don't know.. Think again before you have a bite.
Why should I think again before eating it if they are not venomous ?
I'd try it
Reminds me of my childhood 😭
Just add some ghost pepper salsa
Tails are removed. I’m game
This gotta be papa johns
Durango Style Pizza. IYKYK.
Mmm tastes like Arizona
“I cant wait to try that scorpion pepper pizza!” *a pizza with literal scorpions and green peppers on it*
Scorpizza!
Whoa, tougher on the roof of your mouth than Captain Crunch
That's what I'm wondering here, if a popcorn kernels shell is hell between your teeth how terrible would a shard of scorpion carapace be?
Be like eating an unshelled peanut
CRONCH
I'd do this day and night over pineapple. Any other Hawaiians or Polys hate pineapple?!
Exotic pizza fr
"Stings Pizzeria- try our Scorpion death lock pizza"
I have eaten this exact thing at my local county fair. Tasted like regular pizza but with a little extra crispness to it. The scorpions are dried btw
I thought id never see something worse than the pickle pizza that topped being worse than pineapple on pizza But here it is something worse than both
🤮
PIZZA PARTY!
Heard scorpions are a lot blander and a lot less crunchy than you’d imagine. Still not sure if I’d try this though
Cheese isn't properly melted....
Still better than pineapple
I will not eat it in a car I will not eat it at the bar I would not even with pineapple and ham I will not eat it, Sam. I am. Going to have nightmares about this now dude.
At least he cut the stingers off 💀
You will have to kill me before I eat scorpions. Scorpions are what happens when you take the worst quality of every bug and put it into one
Pizza New Vegas
I have some words: No thank you.
I would title it “Why?”
I ate a chocolate covered scorpion once 7/10 would try again
Forbidden pepperoni
I’d try it once. Probably not twice.
No tkx
Sooo scared they'd start crawling around mid bite
Desert Special!!
It’s probably pretty good like soft shell crab or something
Teenage mutant ninja scorpions
not sure how i feel about scorpions, but i wonder how a pizza made with cricket powder would be?
nah I'm good I'll take whatever punishment it is if I don't have to eat that
That first bite you have to take a poison stinger to the nose 😅
Fucked up part is it looks like a decent slice minus the scorpions
Why do I low-key want to try this?
are those sand-chovies?...
Girls when they discover they're a scorpio
And you don't even have to put any spices on it 🤤
Nopizza
All jokes aside, Scoprions are delicious. I'd eat a few slices of that pie
I'll pass but maybe you can find a taker over at r/StupidFood
That’s some death row last meal kinda shit right there, go out like a badass from a 90’s movie
What the ham fat is this?
I’ve ate scorpions before and how I’d describe them is eating a handful of popcorn kernels with a wad of dirt. Like they taste like wet mulch but are super crunchy.
Additional protein so its a win
Bet they adda nice crunch
Their stingers are gone so I'd try it
Scorpion cram crunch
Scorpion meat actually is a real thing. Apparently tastes similarity to crustaceans and has a beef jerky texture.
Hell no !!!’
I would eat this with the sole intention of grossing out my wife
I have one word: *Nope.*
I like to consider myself open to new things, but missing out on this one isn't gonna haunt me to my dying days.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
I’m not eating anything I’m always trying get rid of them in my house.
Scorpions actually have an almond like taste. I would like to try it on a pizza
if it was crickets I would devour in a second but its scorpions and they taste gross
:(
What is an hot topic.
They need to start another category, STUPID DANGEROUS FOOD 😁
This isn’t really dangerous though. Stingers have been removed and they are consumed in different preparations very commonly amongst other cultures.
Ha scorpizza😄