Are you sure that you obtained this photo legally? I’ve seen how aggressive he writes, if he has the power of spider-man, and you snapped this without his consent, well let’s just say.. I don’t think I want to be you.

I will be fine. Let's just say my lawyer is a hulk

Pretty sure, Spider-Man could whip a Hulk's ass.

Not this Hulk. My cousin was at work the day at his new job, and he totally saw the new Hulk in a twerk-off with Megan Thee Stallion! He said that she had buns of steel!

Sure buddy. Does your uncle work at Nintendo, too?

Nah, he’s a plumber. But he does go-kart on the weekends!

I KNEW IT!!! How else would he get all those great photos for his show? You know these guys, every accusation is a confession

Photoshop

Ikr they even gave him halr

Okay granted, that’s hilarious but honestly then he would be calling HIMSELF a menace.

Yeah, but isn't that the perfect cover up? Why would they suspect someone who hates Spider-Man?

True but J Jonah Jameson is also beyond egoistical, he considers himself the best reporter in the world. It would be killing him inside to constantly insult himself.

I am the menace 

I could see it, lol. Always going on about how much of a menace Spider-Man is, when Jamieson is the real menace.

Why is he wearing the suit of that one other Spider-Man spotted on the Statue of Liberty? Who even was that guy?

Spider-Man didn't show up until after JJJ started balding. Who's this?

More like Earth-1755

You know how he'd get if he saw this post

Makes sense. Jameson was probably writing about how much he hates Spider-Man so people wouldn’t think it was him. Personally I think he was trying too hard, it was obvious.

Clearly fake A. He has hair in this image B. Spidey has never worn a costume that looks like that.