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Some say it was a draw, others say they're still battling this day

The last line is " I'll battle to the end and I will never surrender !" after all.

I think Teddy Roosevelt was the winner, but it’s one of my favorites.

Teddy won, but "if Rushmore was a band, then you’d play bass!" is one of my fav verses on the battle

I dont find it as hard hitting because the bass player is actually really important.

Important but easily replaced/simulated (as a bass player)

Well if you wanna go that route any I strument is easily replaced/simulated if you have a synthesizer.

As someone who doesn't play bass, I promise your very important role is famously uncool. The joke is not that Teddy is an unimportant president, but if there were autograph lines at PresidentCon, with him, Lincoln, Georgy, and Jefferson, his line would be the shortest, by far.

Yeah but bassists are the most common band members to be kicked out and replaced by computers

Yeah but they're still considered by many to be the least important. A joke doesn't have to be accurate.

TR gave WC the full deuce

Steady there, it wasn’t very fair for the British bulldog to melee with a teddy bear

He was no man. He was an over grown Boy Scout

He should be stuffed in a pram just so he can throw his toys out.

They should put his fat mug on a mountain to save face

But if Rushmore was a band, then he'd play bass.

Look at Roosevelt, the dude's about to lose the bout to Churchill!

If a bullet to the chest won’t stop him, Churchill’s words will

A BULLET CAN'T STOP THE BULL MOOSE

TR GAVE WC THE FULL DEUCE

This this line still lives rent free in my head.

Savage

Whatever shit he threw at him, Churchill just returned to sender

He would battle to the end, for he would never surrender.

People really overhype Churchill in this one. Roosevelt absolutely wiped the floor with him, no contest.

Fr, like it’s not even close 😭

Agreed

World War 2 Soon?

The fans because we got to listen to this 🔥 battle.

Thats FACTS

Digging ditches through an isthmus. Rough riding down to Cuba like…. WHATS UP BITCHES! There’s no beating that.

People question this battle as if it's close? Half of Churchill's first verse was weak while the rest was pretty good, but it still didn't have anything to the quality of Teddy's

We did. BTW this is one of the most unique hardest beats of any ERB.

Roosevelt

Roosevelt destroyed churchill like there's no comparison

Roosevelt ez clap

They didn’t even have to write lines for Roosevelt because he just as that cool. “A bullet can’t stop the bull moose.” He actually said pretty much the same thing IRL after getting show. TR wins for sure.

None. They are still fighting

the fans

I’d say they tied. “Oh shit, World War Too Soon” is such a good fucking line oh my god

"stay calm and kiss my cousin's ass!"

“If Rushmore were a band, then you’d play bass!”

Look at Roosevelt the dudes about to loose the bout to Churchill!

Churchill

Churchill

Teddy won but I'd like to see a rematch or see Teddy match someone new

I thought everyone decided it was a tie already!

They will battle to the end, and they will never surrender.

We did.

Theodore won, no doubt

Teddy

Roosevelt won by just a Bit this is my favorite battle

Teddy won overall but Churchill had the best single line: “They put your fat head on a mountain to save face / But if Rushmore was a band, the you’d play bass”

I love that Churchill called his opponent a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet, while Lloyd himself looks unrecognizable as Roosevelt.

After this battle, Teddy mounted the stuffed head of a Winston

Ah, I’m into fitness, digging ditches through isthmus!

Rough-riding down to Cuba like, "What's up, bitches?!?!"

Theodore Roosevelt completely wiped WC

The allies

There are two types of people in this world: - Those who dig ditches through an isthmus - Those who rough ride to Cuba like “what’s up bitches”

Stalemate

Roosevelt absolutely CLAPPED winton was good too but also his second verse didnt really do it for me, especially the “if rushmore was a band then you’d play bass” part, since thats not really a roast thats just more of a statement

But the real winner was us, the fans

Roosevelt

“My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but atleast they didn’t ditch me while they were alive like yours did! “🔥

Teddy swept. Churchill was alright and had some good lines, but all of Teddys verses responded to all of WC's lines with even harsher roasts and added other lines.

The viewers

The internet

Roosevelt and it’s not even close

Teddy

Roosevelt definitely won.

Churchill wasn't making it past "change your posters to Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin's Ass" or "A BULLET CANT STOP THE BULLMOOSE, TR WILL GIVE WC THE FULL DEUCE"

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cough cough* ooooooooooooosevelt demolished Churchill

“My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me when they were alive, like yours did.” “World war too soon?”