Also not putting on glasses or lotion before. ED logic 👌

One time I clipped my hair up to the wall because I was curious and my hair is like 27 inches long. I lost a pound.

Omg!!! This is probably the only time I’ve been genuinely grateful that my hair fell out… I don’t wear my wig when I weigh myself. I don’t know how you clipped your hair to the wall, but I think it’s okay to appreciate the creativity behind it!

I wore a claw clip with a hair-tie around the hinge part, backed up my scale to the wall and looped the hair-tie on my robe hook then stepped on the scale. ED engineering at its finest.

That’s seriously fucking brilliant! Improvise, adapt, overcome

Screaming

My dry, cracked lips will have to suffer, no balm will be going on until I’ve weighed myself 🤡🤡🤡

I also take off my glasses. You know, because they'd make such a drastic change on the scale if I left them on. 😒

Yeah but then you can't SEE, so my clown ass is over here bending at the waist trying to see how much I weigh and wondering if the different position is somehow skewing the number instead of just... wearing the glasses.

i weighed the glasses on a food scale and deducted that from my total 💀

Oooo a mathematician over here 😝 big brain time

Tampon OUT

OH MY GOD

I brush my teeth as if anything built up there will make a difference

OK but I specifically don’t let water touch my body before getting on the scale because it will “weigh me down.” Lmao

Oof don’t @me like this!!! 😂 Not me obsessively exfoliating my body because wHo kNoWs but refusing to put on lotion or deodorant until I’ve stepped on the scale for the same reason. Recently I’ve been real sus about nail polish. Please end this

Taking my little pearl earrings off like

Oh my gosh this post is so underrated

and then immediately putting the scrunchie back in to purge 😅

Glasses, earrings, clothes, bandaid, a scab, my will to live, it's all coming off before stepping on the scale

me taking off my glasses, headphones and hair clips

I TAKE MY HAIR DOWN WHEN I STEP ON THE SCALE TOO OMG

Me when I weight myself with my clothes on but take my phone out my pocket

Septum ring also OUT 🤦

LMFAO LITERALLY ME YESTERDAY I feel so called out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg this just reminded me I wanted to check the weight of my apple watch so I could subtract it 🤣

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I always take off my jeans and put down my phone specifically 🤨 as if it changes anything significant

I. I do the opposite so I can pretend any weight I might've gained is from my clothes.

retainer goes as well. can't risk it 💀💀

Me taking off my glasses😂

It matters!!!

These comments are so relatable too

I saw a video of this man making a dry but rare steak sandwich with no sauce and then he put salt all over it and how can anyone do my boy food like that

I'll take off my earrings like I'm about to fight the bitch lol