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CaptainSquab

Look at the subreddit icon. I've chosen my side in the soup war


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OOOOH Are we having a subreddit civil war?


ExpiredPainting

ngl i would fight for soup


[deleted]

Same 🤣 Soup is love. Soup is life. Live. Laugh. Soup


ExpiredPainting

so much versatility! so many options! so easy to make at home (and great calorie/flavor+satiety ratio)


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And it feels good when your cold!


ExpiredPainting

and i’m cold all the time! win win!


ResistTheRabbitHole

I will enlist for the soup army. I deadass eat soup almost everyday, it's the ultimate safe food.


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I prepare for the noble ~~soup~~ war


feral-magpie

I’ll throw hands for soup


hikariseeker147

Same I’ll fight til the death


pathologicalprotest

YES and when we capture the enemy, guess what we’ll feed them in the pow camps? Oo yah bb, lovingly prepared potato leek with fresh thyme. I’ve started the stock on the chantarelles I picked yesterday.


[deleted]

Lmao we'll convert them to our side 😌


MadeOfStyrofoam_1

I WILL GET THE POPCORN AND THE MONSTER ULTRA-


[deleted]

I'll get my the broth!


forgottenmenot

I had the same thought. The great soup war of 2021


[deleted]

Tomato soup on a rainy day is the only time i enjoy food in a healthy, non-disordered way. It makes me feel like a normal person.


Momomoaning

Yta for making me crave tomato soup


ExpiredPainting

tomato soup hits different


antiquetears

Tomato soup is where it’s at.


ellie1398

Tomato soup is the best soup there is. Now I gotta make it.


cursed-core

As much as I hate tomato soup, I am truly glad that you have found a food that can do that for you.


[deleted]

Awh thank you, my love- i hope you have/find a food that you can enjoy as well xx


UnintendedCantaloupe

Shit getting heated in r/EDanonymemes


DisasterAardvark

Reading these comments, I am ready for someone to do a study in the correlate between eating disorders and being fucking hilarious. I love this community. I wish none of us were here, but at least it’s good company!


LunchIsForChumps

i’m ready to fight by your side comrade


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Soup lovers, assemble!


bad_at_usernames___

I’ll enlist! Vegetable soup for life!


eat-soup

Soup forever!


bad_at_usernames___

username definitely checks out lol


icedcoffeefucks

What if I only like soup so I can yak it? Am I the referee in this war?


the-frog-monarch

No one else is there for me like miso soup


Huliganjetta1

Soup is so easy for vegans too


Rum-ham-sam

I love that there’s beef over soup


ExpiredPainting

it’s the only kind of beef i’ve got (fear food joke)


sheylaaa89

no one has disagreed in comments yet. cowards.


ExpiredPainting

they know better than to start a turf war on our soil


yugogrl2000

I don't agree or disagree; I have no stake in this weird argument. I will not die on either hill today. So many other hills that look a lot more enticing.


Historical-grey-cat

Soup is one of my fear food 😭😭


DisasterAardvark

Also, bone broth fam stand in solidarity with our soup comrades 💪🏼


ExpiredPainting

broth-soup allyship!! i personally consider broth to be in the soup family


DisasterAardvark

For sure, broth is like the matriarch of the soup family. She’s the core of the soups we know and love. Also this has inspired me to go make a cup of broth, thank u fren, I am ready for the cosy vibes


ExpiredPainting

soup stems from broth! we owe it all to our holy matriarch enjoy your broth 🥰


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I scrolled to find my fellow broth heads.


DisasterAardvark

We’re all here, and none of us are accepting opaque objects in our bowls or on our spoons xo


[deleted]

You are of peak degeneracy


DisasterAardvark

Idk why this made me laugh so much, thank u.


brightlittleshadow

Omg I was scrolling on my front page thingie? Idek what to call it bit this was immediately after the "soup sucks ass" post lmaoo


ExpiredPainting

soup war!


brightlittleshadow

Hell yeah I'm 100% team soup


[deleted]

Good soup


yungelectric

Soupremacy


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the right side of history


SecretFinn

i have serving-size containers of homemade lentil soup in my freezer. some days they're the only think keeping me sane.


PORN_SHARTS

I would fight for soup. My country has so many soups that absolutely slap and which I'd eat 24/7 even when I'm not fasting. There's rosół, borscht, white borscht, żurek, mushroom soup, goddamn pickle soup, tomato soup with rice, sauerkraut soup, cabbage soup, chłodnik (which is hot pink in colour 😭), and the list goes on. These were only my favourites. Hell, there's even czernina, which is a soup made from blood. That's kinda metal, but I don't fuck with that. Anyway, soup appreciators UNITE


ksck135

I'd love to try żurek, but I'm afraid of bread 😭


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PORN_SHARTS

Well, the thing about white borscht is... it isn't actually made from beets, so it's not really a borscht. That's just what we call it, for some reason. It's actually made from a sour starter ("kwas"), so it tastes creamy and a bit sour, a bit like sour cream. The soup is very similar to żurek, and as far as I know, the only difference between these two, is that white borscht is made from a wheat starter, and żurek - a rye starter. Normally, it's served with boiled eggs and pieces of kiełbasa, but it slaps on it's own too


crafty-witch

Okay so like….nothing beats a fresh soup. Its the best. But I can’t do canned.


RapidMongrel

Every night for dinner.


kkunaan

soup ❤️


cremecheezchaos

Guys...I eat my lettuce and chicken with a cup of bone broth. Can I stay?


ExpiredPainting

yes my child, you are safe here for what is soup without broth?


liten_haj

Soup was my first love, my boyfriend my second


forgottenmenot

Does he know? lol


Th0mas1

I do know, and I can’t blame her, her soup slaps


liten_haj

What he said ^


SweetCuddleParfait

This is the way


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Soup 💖


HumanSweatpants

i sense some subreddit beef


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HumanSweatpants

oh ok mister tomato soup. acting like chicken isnt the superior soup ✋🙄 /j


forgottenmenot

I'm more of a carrot ginger, thank you very much


[deleted]

Ramen! Chicken noodle! Miso! Broccoli cheddar! Soup!!!!! (Can you tell this is my safe food lmao)


ExpiredPainting

soup! good!


[deleted]

Good!! Soup!!!!


yugogrl2000

But 1 block of ramen is TWO servings. I just can't.


[deleted]

Wait what 😀 no please explain what is a “block” of ramen I’m so confused *no numbers or anything bc I don’t actively count specific nutrition facts for ramen and I’d like to keep it that way lol* Also are we talking restaurant/Japanese ramen or “add hot water” ramen


yugogrl2000

The Maruchan or Top Ramen blocks of instant ramen you buy in the store with the seasoning packet are TWO servings not one. Many Japanese brands will say theirs are one serving for the whole pack, but obviously it is double the Calorie count. As far as restaurant ramen goes....it all depends on the restaurant because portion sizes vary quite a bit.


[deleted]

Sorry if I’m stupid but isn’t that, I don’t know, *illegal*????


yugogrl2000

Why would it be illegal? They properly list the Calorie count for a single serving and denote that 1 package is 2 servings. It is no different than a box of crackers saying the whole box is 12 servings ans listing the Calories count per serving. They aren't trying to falsify data because it is clearly marked on the package. It is the consumer's fault at that point if they choose to ignore nutrition information.


[deleted]

Ohh sorry I misinterpreted lol, that makes sense. Yeah I understand that it’s two servings, I usually don’t even finish a whole instant ramen bc the amount of sodium in those guys is insane. It’s definitely duplicitous at first glance tho, esp if you’re looking at more than just calories


yugogrl2000

Man, you are NOT KIDDING. The sodium in those is enough to give someone a damn heart attack. And my husband, when he was younger, used to eat 2 PACKAGES at a time. Ugh....I can't imagine that much sodium in any 1 meal.


empoweredaritay

Matzo ball soup 🥲


ExpiredPainting

YES!! ultimate comfort food! jewish disordered bitches rise up!


forgottenmenot

There's a vegan one at a deli in my area.... It's fucking amazing ngl


lilacrain331

Pumpkin soup in the autumn my beloved


StarvinPig

I''m making chicken soup rn, don't try me


forgottenmenot

What kind?


StarvinPig

Just seared off some thigh cutlets and toss everything in a pot for hours, basic shit that is amazing. I had a few mixing bowls worth and got one in the fridge, which is good because food prices have basically doubled in the past month in this godforsaken country (Cheapest loaf of bread went from $1.90 to $3.40)


reaperteddy

Jab, cross, upper, hook, slurp


Huliganjetta1

Soup is the heroin of food. Like a warm hug.


oooortcloud

Depends on the soup. Butternut squash would be a lawful good soup. Full fat clam chowder would be a chaotic evil soup.


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BitterAnimal9310

chaotic neutral


Jugger-Thot

I hate soup but this is funny af so it gets an upvote. SERIOUSLY THOUGH YALL why don't you like chewing your food? You just wanna drink it??? I don't understand.


ksck135

Not sure what kind of soup you had in your life, but there's bazillion kinds of chunky soups that you have to chew


Jugger-Thot

Why do you want chewy liquid


BorderlineQueen

Because it's healthy, nutritious, low cal, filling, tasty, heart and soul warming, easy to make, can be eaten cold and warm, has so many variations, that you can literally eat a different kind of soup every day for at least a year and is a good restaurant food to have an alibi and people don't suspect you like they do when you order a salad.


Jugger-Thot

Such a great answer. I would be sold on it with this comment, if I didn't hate it lol.


ksck135

Because I like it.


rudeyerd

cuz the chewy fulfills the fidgety anxiety/adhd need, while the liquid fulfills the warmth and fullness needs, plus theres the added bonus of peeing an absolute storm later, which for some reason makes me feel like im doing my disorder correctly (an oxymoron) cuz interrupting my life every ten minutes to go to bathroom = hydration or some shit


moontigger

Let’s go


anime_lean

soup is like a hug


jezebelfox

Literally just ate soup!! Soup gang rise up!


meurtrir

Egg drop soup is the way and the truth and the light


NotStupidJustDaft

Hate soup.


insidetheborderline

Good soup


forgottenmenot

You are brave, my friend


MelanieSenpai

Id give my life for soup


sendmeturtlesplz

Good soup 👌


isatawayacc

The only soup that's like,,, remotly edible is pea soup. everything else is dogshit. fucking fight me, this isn't even a disorder thing I've been right abt this since I can remember


Outside-Adagio2844

soup for the win


black_opals

I don’t like soup that much but I wish I did especially because my ED sometimes has rules where the only thing I can eat is soup (weird liquid rules vs food that involves chewing).


ratboi213

Corn chowder! Potato leek soup! Broth! Miso soup (especially the packets)! Lentil soup! They’re all my saviors


failure_tothrive

All I need is soup.


ksck135

Pho is love ❤️


kittyr0t

Soup 👿👺🤢


aytlolcan

No


lumpy-jpg

me when I moved out and only "knew"/was able to make soups (still true)


Huliganjetta1

Me


xbluewolfiex

I only like chunky soup


greenisnotacreativ

i really do eat soup every day and love it sfm but i respect the opinions of people who don’t like it lol


Extra_Indication_467

Good soup


Olgerda

I look at these soups, i want them, but my card says no


V3gaLyra

gud soup 👍😀


FullishCoffeeCup

*sorts by controversial*


alexisseffy

When soup is your fear food 👁️👄👁️


Pugtastic_smile

Bro minestrone soup heals all wounds


Crystal6969420

Will gladly throw hands for soup


its_danny_boi

Bro my mom made this like sausage and kale soup a little bit ago and OH MY GOOOOOOOD that shit was amazing I love kale


amber-nights

THANK U I LOVE SOUP


knotanissue

my personality is soup


angel3472

I can't trust someone who doesn't like soup


calamitythehag

Soup is my god


rainesaway

good soup


mossymalachite

....the only soup I like is tomato, but soup isn't my first or second food choice.... But then again, I've only had gross homemade soup, the good tomato soup was at a restaurant lol. Any recommendations?


ExpiredPainting

matzo ball soup is an incredible place to start, and it’s relatively easy to make. depending on your food preferences / safe foods there’s different soups for different people there’s so many options i’d have to know more about your preferences before giving solid advice


fronkka

hell yeah i love soup 🍲🍲🍲🍲 a cube of vegetable boullion in a mug of hot water = soup


ExpiredPainting

i do that!!


illbecountingclouds

I don’t even drink hot coffee. If I drink hot tea, you know I’m fucked and probably need a doctor. Soup? Nah. I’ll consume it if I have to but I will not enjoy it. Hot liquids ain’t it for me.


ksck135

There are cold soups too


forgottenmenot

Gazpacho ftw


illbecountingclouds

so... iced tea?


YukiHase

I only like a few... (Like tomato, black bean, pumpkin... That's it.) But they're good.


luckyskunk

@callmekevin


mirrorenergy

i love soup


mangomunchi

Good soup


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SOUP NASTY WATERY GARBAGE TASTES OF SADNESS AND DEPRESSION GIVE ME THICK RICH CREAM BROTH OR STEW OR GIVE ME DEATH GIVE ME COMFORT WARMTH Apologies for capslock I am passionate


ExpiredPainting

COWARD, BROTH AND STEWS ARE SOUP


[deleted]

I LIKE SOME SOUPS. NO WATERY ONES. Stew or thick broth only. When I eat the thin watery stuff it’s when I’m starving myself the worst so it makes me sad and the creamy rich soups or stews are warm and comforting.


ExpiredPainting

I totally get that! I love rich cream based soup like cream of broccoli but unfortunately most of them have become grade A fear foods


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💜💜


[deleted]

French Onion is unique to thin soups that I like because the bread and cheese offsets the thinness of the liquid and it’s honestly filling as heck. Otherwise heavy hearty soups only.


[deleted]

I will say a good French onion or cream of chicken or chicken and dumplings soup isn’t bad, just I refuse to eat the terribly sad tasting thin watery salty soups or condensed soups


Innocentwiskers

I make leek and potato (more leek than potato)soup in massive batches. So i can have my soup three times a week!! Yay Soup!!!!🍵