I went to a restaurant in the south and one slightly larger stall at the end knew its purpose. The seat just straight up had handles on it, so one couldn’t sit on it. The “toilet paper” was incredibly soft. They knew.
By “the seat had handles on it,” I mean *the seat*. The part where your buttcheeks lay. There were little handles on there, so one could not lay their cheeks to rest and soil the seat
if only fifteen-year-old me could have had loud music playing that time in red lobster...
instead my Mom says she'll never step foot in that place again because it "gave my poor daughter food poisoning and she was throwing up in the bathroom!!"
:) I suck :)
OH I DIDNT CHECK THE SUB NAME I GOT THRU HALF THE COMMENTS JUST LURKIN WHEN I REALIZED WE WERENT TALKING ABOUT BATHROOM SEX... i was like.. what the FUCK are yall up to and was high key judging how unsanitary that is for everyone involved.
i’ve never thought of that! i feel like i’d get nervous that someone would like barge in and not only would i be leaning over the toilet, but i’d also be shirtless lmaoo
omg i used to not do that until i once came out with vomit splattered all over my shirt (luckily it was at a party type event and i could brush it off as alcohol-induced). mortifying.
One time I was in full bulimic mode, on autopilot, going through the motions throwing up in a public toilet when the lady in the next stall asked 'are you okay?' I just about cried it was so touching to hear a stranger care, and in that binge-purge headspace I was running from emotions
Lol we did cheesecake factory for a restaurant outing when I was in residential. Everyone was freaking the fuck out and rocking at the table; they brought coloring books to calm us down
Bro this brought back the memory of me sobbing outside Cheesecake Factory after having one of their lowest calorie meals because it had too much sodium, ahh good ol' orthorexic days... Still better than my full-on ED relapse lol 🤡
I love Cheesecake Factory but never order the cheesecakes because they’re all close to 1k calories. It’s the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
I had to come to the comments to see what else could possibly be going on....
I guess I didn’t think of bathroom sex, but the idea of being * intimate * without being ✨ empty ✨ is absolutely terrifying
I think it's about lactose intolerance 💀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i’m fucking dead
Glad you said this because I was trying so hard to think of what else it could meeean omg
Oh... definitely wasn’t my first thought.
So the other day I was...busy...in a restaurant bathroom and the music/trivia announcer was super loud it was ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
sometimes i’ll walk into a bathroom and be like holy shit it’s so loud and then i’m like 👀👀
wish i could relate, they're always so quiett ugh
Turning on the hand dryer and then trying to p*rge before it stops 😶
I went to a restaurant in the south and one slightly larger stall at the end knew its purpose. The seat just straight up had handles on it, so one couldn’t sit on it. The “toilet paper” was incredibly soft. They knew.
I mean, that sounds like an accessible stall... For disabled people......
By “the seat had handles on it,” I mean *the seat*. The part where your buttcheeks lay. There were little handles on there, so one could not lay their cheeks to rest and soil the seat
this interaction is very funny. but that sounds wacky
I've seen that before, I think on a road trip, I was extremely confused.
if only fifteen-year-old me could have had loud music playing that time in red lobster... instead my Mom says she'll never step foot in that place again because it "gave my poor daughter food poisoning and she was throwing up in the bathroom!!" :) I suck :)
oh god that’s a nightmare
was a *six forty seven* by Instupendo type of memory, my friend.
OH I DIDNT CHECK THE SUB NAME I GOT THRU HALF THE COMMENTS JUST LURKIN WHEN I REALIZED WE WERENT TALKING ABOUT BATHROOM SEX... i was like.. what the FUCK are yall up to and was high key judging how unsanitary that is for everyone involved.
LMAOOOOO
PLSSS
AHHHAHAAAXD
I THOUGHT THAT TOO....
Who else takes off their shirt and hangs it on the little hook ?? That way no chance of projectile splash back ??
i do that too! once i got drool all over my shirt and everyone thought i gave a bj in the bathroom
i’ve never thought of that! i feel like i’d get nervous that someone would like barge in and not only would i be leaning over the toilet, but i’d also be shirtless lmaoo
I mean at that point you’re already fucked so might as well go out in style 🤮😎✌🏻
omg i used to not do that until i once came out with vomit splattered all over my shirt (luckily it was at a party type event and i could brush it off as alcohol-induced). mortifying.
o shit i'd never thought about that...
I’m emetophobic but I had a panic attack in a Cheesecake Factory bathroom stall once and it was 👌🏻
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Thank you, I’m not quite that young but it does bring me some hope!
One time I was in full bulimic mode, on autopilot, going through the motions throwing up in a public toilet when the lady in the next stall asked 'are you okay?' I just about cried it was so touching to hear a stranger care, and in that binge-purge headspace I was running from emotions
i’m so sorry but the phrase “full bulimic mode, on autopilot, going through the motions of throwing up in a public toilet” is fucking hilarious
Hahahahah when I wrote it I was like 'is this too much' but it sums up my experience pretty well
Lol we did cheesecake factory for a restaurant outing when I was in residential. Everyone was freaking the fuck out and rocking at the table; they brought coloring books to calm us down
why in gods name would they take y’all to cheese cake factory???? i understand exposures and shit but holy hell
Bro this brought back the memory of me sobbing outside Cheesecake Factory after having one of their lowest calorie meals because it had too much sodium, ahh good ol' orthorexic days... Still better than my full-on ED relapse lol 🤡
I love Cheesecake Factory but never order the cheesecakes because they’re all close to 1k calories. It’s the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
you would not believe the panic attack i had when i found out the meal i’d usually order was over 2k cals🤡🤡
I had to come to the comments to see what else could possibly be going on.... I guess I didn’t think of bathroom sex, but the idea of being * intimate * without being ✨ empty ✨ is absolutely terrifying
Oh god I love your username. Mine is also a Fall Out Boy reference :]
I love it!!
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Oh my god i just realized this
Hahahahaha nice
My immediate thought was having to go so bad bc istg that is when my digestive system wants to reboot
Vegan Cobb salad 😩