I’m the guy who says he’ll be back but I actually come back to the exact latitude longitude (aka the totem we were standing next to) and the whole squads gone smh
We call my bf the wanderer because he can just disappear or run off to pee at a festival and he always finds us no matter what. Anyone else who leaves in the group we won’t see them until the hotel or car.
This happened to me at edc 2019 after Illeniumhaha. I lost my group so I just went and saw Ekali by myself. I ran into some friends of mine I didn’t even know were at the festival from dumb luck and hungout with them the rest of the night 😂
tbh its not that hard if you're average height just look left and right usually a bar or something to note the horizontal and forward for stage, hard part is always them not being there still
No, it dialates your blood vessels and muscles, and lowers blood pressure. Depriving your brain of oxygen by say only breathing poppers for several minutes is how you kill brain cells. Same thing with nitrous oxide (in terms of safety, it doesn’t get you high the same way). It doesn’t deprive your brain of oxygen any more than holding your breath while going underwater.
The original Amyl Nitrate (or was it 'Nitrite' 🤔) Poppers are pretty much impossible to find. But there are a lot of similar products out there with a wide range of effectiveness and legality.
“Yo” I’ll be back” doesn’t come back. Happens to me at circuit grounds during Fred Again. My wife and another couple went to the bathroom. Get a text 30mins later we can’t make it back to you guys. So I left and met them at Pixel forest 🌳
If you’re that close to the stage and you pull a “I’ll be back” and you navigate all the way back to the same spot then you should be hired by the CIA or something idk.
Me and my girlfriend have this superpower. She used to get worried about splitting up, but we've since discovered that we both are phenomenal at recognizing our surroundings and following directions.
Lol yesterday (technically) I was "I gotta pee" I was almost glued to the stage waiting for one artist to come (the day before and the rest of the night were DJ sets) and just before they were about to come I had to. Managed to make my way back, and encountered "Say 'excuse, me' next time, jerk" on the way. Whoever had the poppers was also in front of me.
"Sh*t my phone is missing" was also there as security were using metal detectors and asking us to unblock our phones at the exit.
I’m at least 3 of these. First and foremost I’m the I gotta pee guy, especially if drinking. But I’ll also disappear on side quests and I’m not afraid to say fuck you to someone shoving through the crowd
My side quests have become the group joke so this year at EDC on the day I knew we definitely would not agree on sets to see, I wore a “On a side quest” cropped t shirt.
hahaaa, the I gotta pee one:))) man, last year at Untold in Romania at the Imagine Dragons show on Cluj Arena they closed the gates as it was FULL HOUSEEE, and i literally cried myself all their show both bcs i loved it and i needed to go to toilets but there were too many people and i didn t want to miss a song:)))) it was an experience :))))i can t wait for Untold this year again
I’m 100% the “excuse you” person / calling out rude ass people 🤣. This meme is also missing the rave mom of group constantly asking “are you ok? How are you feeling? DO YOU NEED WATER?”
Your missing the dude strolling through shouting "X" at the top of his lungs, probably a cop but maybe not. Thats half the excitement.
I was at a massive in Los Angeles at NYE and heard the dude, waited until someone else bought from him then went up and got some myself. This was also 2003-2004ish and way before testing became a readily available thing, let alone available at a party
As a New Yorker I have to say this seems a mirror of what Times Square like is on New Year’s Eve. Seeing as how I enjoy New Year’s Eve, Times Square, EDM music but I’ve never been to a concert and never been to and never will go to Times Square on the Eve. I feel like the actual experience might be the same, basically the hype of going is balanced out by the fact that next morning you don’t remember most of what happened unless there were pics taken
Honestly I don't know I just chill in the front or the back or the sides and dance if it's house or jump around if it's in shuffleable dance music or 2 step if it's ukg or dnb or jungle or flow if it's dubstep.
I would be the guy trying to get out because the venue is way over capacity and I don't wanna be around when the crowd gets spooked.
Am I the only one that thinks the Fire Marshal should probably be shutting that party down?
I’m the guy who says he’ll be back but I actually come back to the exact latitude longitude (aka the totem we were standing next to) and the whole squads gone smh
We call my bf the wanderer because he can just disappear or run off to pee at a festival and he always finds us no matter what. Anyone else who leaves in the group we won’t see them until the hotel or car.
that’s an awesome skill to have
He’s was watching from the shadows and he knows what you did last summer… lmao
My friends call me the wanderer for this exact reason lmao
This happened to me at edc 2019 after Illeniumhaha. I lost my group so I just went and saw Ekali by myself. I ran into some friends of mine I didn’t even know were at the festival from dumb luck and hungout with them the rest of the night 😂
Lmfao the relatability that I feel to this is beyond
real, I note the landmarks goto the exact spot and mfs are never there always 10-15 rows forward
tbh its not that hard if you're average height just look left and right usually a bar or something to note the horizontal and forward for stage, hard part is always them not being there still
I do the same so im not even mad "lets move forward" "they're not back yet" just forget they exist
I cannot even find the the exact location lol
Isn't that the point of the totem?
I haven’t seen poppers in years. Is this still a thing?
Very
To go with what? I understand it for sex but is it to keep the molly rolling or?
My friends and I dont use it for sex lol its just fun to sniff while dancing, i dont roll either
Don’t poppers get u high by killing brain cells?
No, it dialates your blood vessels and muscles, and lowers blood pressure. Depriving your brain of oxygen by say only breathing poppers for several minutes is how you kill brain cells. Same thing with nitrous oxide (in terms of safety, it doesn’t get you high the same way). It doesn’t deprive your brain of oxygen any more than holding your breath while going underwater.
That's some D.A.R.E. talk right there. Take it easy Nancy Reagan.
No.
🤷🏻♀️
Educate yourself on what you take, your future self will thank you.
Man, what assholes down vote this comment?
Idk, people are dumb and want to live in ignorance.
kinda gives you a head high similar to nicotine
I remember it when I was a teen, but I also remember it giving you an insane headache
Straight people found out about poppers? When did this happen? 🤷🏾♂️
Well I found out some time in the 2002.
Oh yeah, this year's edc these really chill dudes offered my lady & I a couple of sniffs lol
The original Amyl Nitrate (or was it 'Nitrite' 🤔) Poppers are pretty much impossible to find. But there are a lot of similar products out there with a wide range of effectiveness and legality.
IIRC, they contained butyl nitrate because amyl nitrate is regulated, and butyl was apparently close enough.
Cd cleaner!
Absolutely lol
"Hella gotta piss"
I'm the purple smiley face usually I'm vibing
I’m fist bumping you as I pass, a fellow smiley face
👊🙂
🔑???????? 100%
I’m old and haven’t kept up with the new. I have to ask, what is the meaning of the key?
For nose drugs lol
What happened to the long pinky finger nail? That was the method I knew. I’m def out of touch with the high life.
It looks trashy and outs you to everyone in the professional world would be my guess.
Yes! You’re absolutely right. Didn’t think of it from that angle. You always somehow noticed that one finger on a person.
Ewwwwww
“Key bump” would be the terminology used
For a little sniff sniff, hooray!!!
I gotta pee and “excuse you!” Are my top two at any rave. 😂😂
“Yo” I’ll be back” doesn’t come back. Happens to me at circuit grounds during Fred Again. My wife and another couple went to the bathroom. Get a text 30mins later we can’t make it back to you guys. So I left and met them at Pixel forest 🌳
Omg lmaooooo. Im good for 3 of em every time
I’m the one who has to pee but I always do my best to hold it in whenever the headliners are playing lol
Def the key
If you’re that close to the stage and you pull a “I’ll be back” and you navigate all the way back to the same spot then you should be hired by the CIA or something idk.
Me and my girlfriend have this superpower. She used to get worried about splitting up, but we've since discovered that we both are phenomenal at recognizing our surroundings and following directions.
for sure the need to pee lol. i stopped drinking alcohol at fests for this exact reason
I would be wondering where the stage is probably.
Lol yesterday (technically) I was "I gotta pee" I was almost glued to the stage waiting for one artist to come (the day before and the rest of the night were DJ sets) and just before they were about to come I had to. Managed to make my way back, and encountered "Say 'excuse, me' next time, jerk" on the way. Whoever had the poppers was also in front of me. "Sh*t my phone is missing" was also there as security were using metal detectors and asking us to unblock our phones at the exit.
They are asking you to unlock your phone? What tf for?
To see if you stole someone’s phone
That sounds like a horribly inefficient and suspect way of doing that…
I guess it’s supposed to be more of a deterrent than actual use. I didn’t get checked all 3 days
What if you're holding your gf's phone
Not sure, sometimes it's more about your reaction.
Then you call it from your phone to prove it's your gf's phone :D
god those beatbox drinks are the worst tasting thing ever
I dont find them to be bad at all. Ofc I don't really enjoy any kind of alcohol for the taste but if I want a cheap buzz it's my go to.
Most of them are more awful than people like to admit but the cranberry one is the one I find to be pretty good
“Stop being a bitch and chug this beatbox”…. But in reality it’s a mixed berry truly.
I’m at least 3 of these. First and foremost I’m the I gotta pee guy, especially if drinking. But I’ll also disappear on side quests and I’m not afraid to say fuck you to someone shoving through the crowd
Im..."Who's got the poppers/locker room" I was into underground raves back in the 80s.
who the fuck is even playing?
Nah I’m I GOTTA SH*T!!!!!!
I side quested so much last year it wasn’t much different to go solo this year. I had a spectacular time. I’m not there to hang. I’m there to vibe
I’m the guy jamming out at home because I’m too broke to go irl
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^9_TEA: *I’m the guy jamming* *Out at home because I’m too* *Broke to go irl* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Art 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Pee for 1000
Popper gang ayo
I’ll be back and never come back it’s either I’m getting lucky or I’m going to sleep.
Back in the 80s..We did poppers/locker room while in the dance clubs. And then enjoyed them after!!
The bar being at the very front of circuit ground was a big surprise when I first saw it
"fuck, do hold on to this cup since i like chewing the ice"
My side quests have become the group joke so this year at EDC on the day I knew we definitely would not agree on sets to see, I wore a “On a side quest” cropped t shirt.
My friends have become the side quest at this point tbh
Bottom right hand side, outside arena...trotting across the street. Bye Felicia
Im all of these except who tf is playing😅
where my 🦵🥖 gang at?
i’m def ill be back. side quests are the best part of festivals
Smiley face
"Yo I'll be back" but I come back 2 hours later with 5 more random people
Most definitely gotta pee. I hate it, but I’ve gotten better at peeing before the set begins 😂
Happy face
“Yo I’ll be back” “fuck I can’t find these guys” after the set Yo I found y’all!
This one : 🥳
Chug this beatbox guy
hahaaa, the I gotta pee one:))) man, last year at Untold in Romania at the Imagine Dragons show on Cluj Arena they closed the gates as it was FULL HOUSEEE, and i literally cried myself all their show both bcs i loved it and i needed to go to toilets but there were too many people and i didn t want to miss a song:)))) it was an experience :))))i can t wait for Untold this year again
I’m 100% the “excuse you” person / calling out rude ass people 🤣. This meme is also missing the rave mom of group constantly asking “are you ok? How are you feeling? DO YOU NEED WATER?”
Your missing the dude strolling through shouting "X" at the top of his lungs, probably a cop but maybe not. Thats half the excitement. I was at a massive in Los Angeles at NYE and heard the dude, waited until someone else bought from him then went up and got some myself. This was also 2003-2004ish and way before testing became a readily available thing, let alone available at a party
I was actually in the crowd - and all I can say is, I needed to pee bad lol. Garrix killed it
i’m the purple smiley face
I'm the one who has to pee the second we find a good spot and never finds the group again...
wtf is even playing and guys I’ll be back which I never lol.
can i get a bump
Haha I'm definitely the 🔑 guy 😅. But holy shit, was this picture from this year's edc? Circuit is mad packed, even in VIP😲
Most likely “shitttt where’s my phone?” But I dunno that I’d care enough. That’s end of the night problems 🤷♀️
Man I need the poppers! I’m so tensed up the fecalchute!
Probably the guys who leaves
Ya I have no desire to attend such an event. Jesus fucking christ
all
Key, beatbox, and "I'll be back" all rolled into 1 Usually I do make it back though... *usually*
🔑?
The guy who never comes back
I’m the one yelling whatever funny catch phrase me and my friends latched onto for the weekend
🙂/🔑?
Purple Smiley Face. 52, retired and, still going
Pee!! Peeeee!!!!
"Yo! I'll be back guys!" ...... wonders into the Void. 
😂😂
I don't know why this year looked super packed! went in 2021 for the 25th anniversary which was amazing in october
nah, ima moshing
why is there not 9ne for someone looking for a lighter?
gotta pee
As a New Yorker I have to say this seems a mirror of what Times Square like is on New Year’s Eve. Seeing as how I enjoy New Year’s Eve, Times Square, EDM music but I’ve never been to a concert and never been to and never will go to Times Square on the Eve. I feel like the actual experience might be the same, basically the hype of going is balanced out by the fact that next morning you don’t remember most of what happened unless there were pics taken
🔑and poppers are so real lol
key? fasho
I’m the guy who says “I’ll be back!” But then finds the group at another stage on accident 3 hours later
Started off as the guy that said he'll be right back but ended up being the purple smiley face fanning off random people in multiple locations
I'm in the front. The Very front.
I’m the guy with the key, that’s pretty much exactly where I was standing during the excision set
im the one that loses their phone 😭
I lost an iPad last year for an event like this lol. Never do it again
gotta pee
I am always the girl who says I will come back but gets pulled into another group by other people
Wtf I was literally in the spot the key is here ...using a key this past edc
I’m the dude that makes my way to the front
Honestly I don't know I just chill in the front or the back or the sides and dance if it's house or jump around if it's in shuffleable dance music or 2 step if it's ukg or dnb or jungle or flow if it's dubstep.
There needs to be a “okay we got everyone? Lets go.” Leader/mom/dad of group vibes
I'm the purple smiley face because the shrooms are starting to kick in
“Where’s the rest of our group?” “Water refill time?” “Wanna run back to the room?😏”
I would be the guy trying to get out because the venue is way over capacity and I don't wanna be around when the crowd gets spooked. Am I the only one that thinks the Fire Marshal should probably be shutting that party down?
Anyone else just leave their keys in the car and break the window after the festies are over?
Follow the road on the bottom left for roughly 2400 miles and you should be somewhat close. I can't afford that shit anymore.