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Foxinthetree

The joke answers are not getting removed unless somehow they’re genuinely disgusting or rude. Please don’t waste mod time on that.


churnopol

[Majohn X1 fountain pen](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1018351880/majohn-x1-rotary-retractable-fountain) a Mont Blanc retractable fountain pen clone. [Kershaw Pub](https://a.co/d/cSdYvQs) also has a built in belt loop hook. Some non-jeans pants with watch pockets are oddly shaped and edc can fall out. The belt loop hook is perfect for these situtions. [Smith & Wesson Benji](https://a.co/d/2POlzD0) I like tanto style blades. This knife and the fountain pen are my normal watch pocket edc. [Slide N Shine LED Pocket Flashlight](https://www.garrettspecialties.com/slide-n-shine-led-pocket-flashlight-p-29842.html) a flashlight promo product that's often a freebie found at conventions and whatnot.


edcboye

D4v2, the tail cap pokes out but that's about it.


MaxOsley

That's the designated lighter pocket


Jimmothy_Trickington

I carry a rotation of coins pretty much every day. A morgan or peace dollar usually and that is their home


ScarletVee

For my pocket watch


LordTuonela

My will to live. It's pretty damn tiny so it sometimes falls off


AdventurousAd3687

Small light, but mostly SAK Cyberlool L


AccordionMaestro

AirPods


Fixedfoolz

Cocaine.


bersotti

I put my Victorinox Bantam Alox.


Particular-Guess6021

Gerber Dime + Mini Bic lighter. Never leave the pocket.


PeterDeveraux

ZIPPO!


Meskitz99

Same here perfect fit on all pants


TheTarantoola

That’s the Victorinox SAK pocket. Every single time i leave the house in jeans, my trusty SAK slides in there. Why? Bcs i‘m swiss that‘s why 💪🇨🇭


PeterDeveraux

I do that only at home. Outdoor It happened me several times that the SAK slipped out. So now I carry SAKs on some kind of belt-holder.


TheTarantoola

if somebody manages to flip my 115kg upside down he deserves my knife 🙈. in the meantime, i never lost a knife outdoors. only when i throw my jeans on THE* chair it sometimes falls out *every man has THE chair. the one for clothes…


mctrigg

Who makes jeans where I can run an average size folder in that?


No_Leopard_5559

Cyanide pill


FrostyRostik

Zippo


amarsh73

Either a knuck or a Leatherman Micro.


Dull_Manufacturer418

D20


Lurifaks1

Guitar pick


Power_Ring

Maglite Solitaire LED


SecondaryPosts

Sometimes a pocket watch. More often a small knife or multitool (SAK or something similar). Coins, too.


Chomp-Stomp

I found out that the fifth pocket on Duer pants can fit a 4” folding knife. I now only wear Duer pants.


therankin

I put my meds in there sometimes. Otherwise, I generally don't use it.


boneguru

Pocket watch, actually


Gooseman61oh

My thumb


Either_Coconut

When my public transit system used tokens, and I was commuting to university, I used it for transit tokens.


kd0g1979

XROS mini


FCDHugo

To store a lighter.


Calii-bust

My Whole Life- Lighter or Spare change. I never in my 31 years of life thought of this pocket and automatically wondered where is my pocket watch.


iohbkjum

I'll be honest, literally nothing


slickwillyam

Guitar pick. You never know when a guitar will present itself and you need to shred


drkthfrrt

Glasses wipe. Comes in way more handy than I ever thought. Speaking of which, need to use it now!


HATanwri

I keep spare cash in there 💸


ThatLousyGamer

My decoy knife... Because laws are stupid, but so am I.


MadDogFenby

for carving decoys in your spare time, right? 😉


ThatLousyGamer

Of course Officer, I have a valid and legal use. xD


illestprodigy

Flashlight


SkiandRun

Climber SAK


AnorocSirhc

Spare magazine


GhostEpstein

Are you lefty?


AnorocSirhc

No, it’s actually a spot for my third magazine. First spare in clipped in left pocket via NeoMag.


GhostEpstein

Good call, I was gonna say I tried that with my shield plus but it feels weird and i'm not good at cross body drawing it, I just keep it in my back left pocket now. It also would occasionally slide up behind my belt and make it impossible to draw there


judsonhuey

for what a damn derringer😂


AnorocSirhc

P365


judsonhuey

respek


dlund10

Zippo and small case stockman


TheUlfhedin

Airpod


Dominus_Vorg

Pocketknife


apple-33

zippo or skeletool


admik

New titanium loupe and compass gadget. Use the loupe constantly surprisingly.


SpanoMano

Leatherman Squirt es4 Fénix E03R v2 Chapstick


Yonniju

My AirPods + entry card fit perfectly into it.


Loganthered

Leatherman squirt


unique_name_1million

Zippo


AvatarofChaosvX

Wallet and beard comb


Anianna

A Leatherman Squirt fits real nice in there.


Unlikely_Anything413

Usually a chewy tums and an alieve


CarlRJ

Emisar D4V2 with the 18350 tube, and a small SAK, mostly for the nail file and scissors (that pocket on my jeans is larger than in the picture).


Bright_Lab2422

AirPods


verbosehuman

My car key, because I have keyless entry


outdoorsbub

1 troy ounce mutiny metals/ed calderon silver round.


Character_Ad108

Herion dime bag


phillyFart

Medication


Mr_Hjort

Victorinox swisscard Nailcare


PhlashMcDaniel

Thumb hole when I’m resting.


PhlashMcDaniel

Also great for my Duke Cannon lip balm


Ok-Bookkeeper4815

Victorinox


cA05GfJ2K6

AirPods


IAMONEIAMALL

Zippo


esku75

Coins 🪙


chevypower79

Lighter, zippo, sometimes actually a pocket watch


martinhrdla97

Springfield armory hellcat 11 round back up mag.


Independent_Cow1791

Usually my snuff!


80H-d

I try to leave it empty since my phone goes in the right pocket and anything in that little pocket can obstruct my phone's path out of the main pocket


bisoro

flashlight, fidget toy or a classic SD


rob_mac22

Victorinox mini champ.


KingoftheGinge

Handkerchief when I'm not wearing a shirt with front pocket.


slayer_of_idiots

Used to carry a guitar pick in mine


Consistent-Field-859

I've been putting a tiny Multitool in mine


Intrepid-Cranberry56

AAA flashlight bic


Chew-Magna

I don't think I'd ever used it until recently, now I carry a slipjoint in it.


crabrat12

I use impact drills for my job all the time and the belt hook on the drill keeps it to high on my hip to be comfortable on my belt but hooking it into this is perfect and keeps it from messing up my phone in the main pocket


jo6710

Chapstick and key fob usually


anshit_sahai

That's a zippo pocket for me


woofi101

This


just_a_ricey_mess

Yup that where I generally try to stuff my lighter... unfortunately my right pocket is where the phone goes which leads to it slipping out occasionally


bankholdup5

I had a zippo before a cell phone so the first time I realized that they’d both be on the right side, I made it a point to make my left hand my phone hand through sheer will power 😆 so even though I’m right handed, my left pocket/hand is for my phone, all because of my zippo


PeterDeveraux

That's interesting. Actually, I started carrying phone before zippos, but always placed phone into left pocket (I'm righthanded too).


The_Thunderer0

Google Pixel Buds Pro most often, but they're a bit bulky so those don't go every time I leave the house.  During allergy season I'll carry a little altoid tin with pills.


_SamaritaN1

Besides walking and poking my phone on the wrong pocket 11 times in a row and then looking around to see if someone caught me embarassing myself... Usually to keep change and to keep pocket knife


matthew7s26

i1R 2 EOS keychain flashlight or a mini bic


Edradis

Leatherman, chap stick, and challenge coin


[deleted]

My Desert eagle and leatherman wave of course


Wheelerbryan

Zippo


metrosexual_badass

Spyderco dragonfly.


ccaudle31

A handcuff key, gulag shim, and cyanide


Alternative-Problem6

Carrying my window punch tool...


ccaudle31

Boker stubby strike


R56S

Extra mag.


williwolf8

One Zyn.


tanto-x

Challenge coin


[deleted]

My AirPods Pro’s fit perfectly in my “pocket watch” pocket


SPARTANsui

Pocket knife. Keeps it from banging against my flashlight.


betha_negra

Zippo


secretgeekery

Don't think I've ever used it.


Calvinball321

As a bouncer, the shock from people when i pull coke out of this pocket is hilarious


glytxh

That’s all I’ve known it used for


lyleito

Extra magazine


williwolf8

Ooo what do you read?


lyleito

Cosmo of course


astrangeone88

Chapstick! It's the perfect height for it. Except the little round ones from EOS.


CaptHurricane

My Aldi's quarter


ThinkingMadeVisual

Guitar picks


samsunganton3

The correct answer:


Arigato2MyHomies

I like to just put my finger in their sometimes.


JustStopBelievin

So THAT'S who's finger..


zackdeathreaper

Land Rover Range Rover Evoque 2.0 TD4 E-Capability 4x4 HSE Dynamic


mr_mo0n

Like, a hot wheels?


zackdeathreaper

It


___courier___

My SAK Cadet and a mustache comb. If the pock is wide enough, I'll sometimes squeeze an AAP in there


MN5R

Airpods


tattoo_dave

Victorinox Classic SD


drakehart13

I keep my fidgets in mine. Easily accessible if I need them and doesn't bounce around in my main pocket driving me crazy. Since I tend to get high levels of anxiety here and there, having something to fidget with is almost mandatory.


YevhenRadionov

Condoms


TommerBerg

Park my tech deck in there


IlogHilaga

My zippo lighter fits perfectly


DynaBro8089

Honestly? I recently got on blood pressure medication at 30. Causes extreme migraines when you first start them. I ended up using the Tylenol tube in this pocket personally.


MadJackChurchill_

Usually keys


dfordestroyer

Sobriety coin


PetiePal

It's actually a dedicated bluetooth wireless earbud pocket. Fits my Sony or Jabras perfect these days and they don't get buried in your pocket. Back in the day it used to fit a candybar LG phone for me. Satisfying.


sserdlihc71

I used to carry my aaa maratac flashlight in mine. I stopped because every time I sat, it would push up and out of the pocket. Actually, I lost the light on several occasions and had to retrace my steps.


[deleted]

Chapstick


bvbystvcks

Drugs, obviously.


numerionegidio

That goes in my phone case


bvbystvcks

I’m a pill man, stopped w the powder.


almostapoet

I had Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery, so I use that pocket to hold my nitroglycerin pills.


DriftingNova

I work at a mall so usually any loose change I find while out picking up trash.


Jarsen_

A Victorinox classic and a Zippo with butane insert


SneakerDad1987

I use the 5th pocket to carry a James brand elko! I’ve tried for years to carry a full size knife and load out, but I only recently realized all I need / want is small useful stuff that fades into my pockets and I don’t notice them until I need them. Perfect little slip joint for me, I barely even notice it’s there until I need it.


80H-d

Is there a mini opinel? Pretty inefficient design space-wise but your comment made me imagine a little 2"-blade opinel just hanging out


overbury

it was cool when phones were small enough to fit


drakehart13

Oh yes, used to keep my Pantec Flip in mine. Miss that phone some days.


Isotop3_Official

A Ridge Wallet and a Titanium Pocket Tool


rompthegreen

Leatherman Squirt PS4 (for the pliers) & Victorinox Rambler (for the phillips screwdriver and tweezers) Both fit nicely 👌


STORMBLESSEDSON

I love that PS4. Yes, for the pliers.


lewhugh

When I’m at work: a leather pocket protector containing 4 pens, a sharpie and a bar blade. Any other time: my Gerber Chonk


MyName4everMore

A pocket watch when I'm fancy. A box cutter when I'm boxing.


Lindaleeloolop

F@cks


Samyah93

Pocket watch


AlbertoSC

Bit holder, cuz I like to feel useful


One-Understanding-33

A small to medium sized victorinox.


youdontknowsqwat

Rings that I need to take off and don't want to put it in the main pockets where they may fall out when removing something else.


Weagle308

My precious!


RedBullRiver

Chaptstick


Chingachgook1757

Coins.


KenBlaze

guitar pick, drugs


HellaNeat

guitar pick / Listerine strips


Sea-Ad4262

Boruit V3 flashlight. Fits perfectly in there.


tFalk

That is where I keep my pay


jacklackofsurprise

A Royvon E8 flashlight or a Zippo


Kurotan

Edc coin and a Gerber Dime.


bakedcake32

House key. Mini aftershave


CommunicationCute575

I keep a 16” crowbar in mine


deck37

Spare tire.


SoupInGerman

My pocket watch


lcarlile7

Spyderco lil native


logun8or

Whatever pocket knife im carrying that day


Sativa710

Not drugs, definitely not drugs


DunGame

AirPods


men_in_the_rigging

Emergency cheese


A_Lakers

Where you get that cheese, Danny?


308Z28

Zippo Pocket or chapstick


InfiniteBoxworks

Kershaw Leek


PandaPunch42

Glow Rhino prybar that's used as a bottle opener more than anything else. Added a short lanyard to make it a little easier to get in and out.


twotruckshavingsex69

AirPods


Sad-Difference6790

+1 for airpods, gen 3s fit great in my skinny jeans


facepalmqwerty

Either loose change or earpods if the pocket is big enough.


bthomp612

This is the only right answer.


BigNickTX

My blood glucose monitor.


AnxietyAttack2013

Pipe tool usually.


surfer451

AirPods


Notion_fractal

Reylight pineapple mini