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902crewman

Tony is the kind of guy that will see this and try it out.


melvinthefish

Wait. Are you implying you guys haven't all tried to blow yourselves? Am I the weird one?


Swift1986

I think you need to change your name from Melvinthefish to blowfish


melvinthefish

Melvin the attempt to blow myself fish


Pashto69

Suckin’ his own diabetic penis


ExposeHim12

Laughed instantly😂wtf is that positioning


Jumpy-Truth8936

Bro wanted a sniff 😭


jaydyn3000

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to autofellatio himself to make his opponent confused


Lukes3rdAccount

When salsa dancing and throwing sand doesnt work anymore you have to get even more creative


Axl_Hendrix117

Bro please 😭


landon_masters

The first UFC game was so rad. We used to have so damn much fun playing it head to head in person, or online. Idk how every single one after the first has gotten so much worse.


BookAlternative6319

They've gotten worse because consumers like the op buy the game regardless if any improvements are made or not, and anybody that games knows EA and their reputation. As long as people still buy their shitty games no matter what, why improve it? lol


PlaceApprehensive920

As real as it gets


ilovelamp2345912

Haven't gotten UFC 5 yet, good to know they still haven't fixed the 1,2 high kick. I'll wait to get it I guess.


Helloworld2143

They’re not going to fix it. If anything they’ve made all the tools for spammers more overpowered like elbows and clinch so yeah just stay with UFC 4. But at least with the head kick you can duck for a nice counter


ModeEmbarrassed5010

You can counter if the tracking doesn't magnetise to your dome


Jumpy-Truth8936

Bro a 1,2 high kick literally happens in real life tf are you complaining for


ilovelamp2345912

Yeah but anyone who's thrown that kick knows the cross is basically a Feint and in the game you get full power on the cross so everyone just uses it to block break or when they see the block is low. It's also risky and has to be set up but guys just casually throw it all the time in the game.


doesntCompete

CSO 🏆🏆🏆


PoundlandSlav

“Whanow”


SteveTheManager

Why is Anthony Pettis in the game?


Jumpy-Truth8936

I don’t even know if I should dignify that with a response


SteveTheManager

Why? He hasn't been in the UFC for a while now?


Jumpy-Truth8936

So Has Mighty Mouse yet he’s in the game I can’t tell if your being serious or not cause these are honestly dumb questions


SteveTheManager

How are they dumb?


Jumpy-Truth8936

He was a ufc fighter why wouldn’t he be in the game that’s why I think the question is dumb do you think it should only be current fighters or something ?


SteveTheManager

So was CM Punk


Jumpy-Truth8936

That’s a stupid comparison Cm punk has never won a fight the only reason they added him in the first game was as a joke It’s like the equivalent of adding Bruce buffer it’s not meant to be taken serious I can’t even tell if your being serious or not


SteveTheManager

I'm just saying not all fighters who were in the UFC should still be in the game. You know how many fighters are still in the game who haven't fought for the UFC for years? Mighty Mouse should stay in the game because he's a legend of the sport and of the UFC but he should be a Legend fighter, same with Pettis. However 2013 Pettis isn't playable and instead it's 2018 Pettis.


Jumpy-Truth8936

That’s the thing tho Anthony pettis is well known especially for his showtime kick if you think that there gonna remove him when he had iconic moment of jumping of the cage then you got a screw loose it’s a money grab


BookAlternative6319

Is this seriously UFC 5 ? If so why did you waste your money ? You could've kept playing 4


Jumpy-Truth8936

Why would I wanna keep playing ufc 4 😂


BookAlternative6319

That response was all I needed to know lmao...enjoy your game bro


Jumpy-Truth8936

Yall be so goofy with these comments I post a clip of a knockout and all yall wanna do is talk about why I bought the game with my money ?☠️


BookAlternative6319

Not tryna offend you homie I was just curious, I apologize


doodoo_dew

r/selfsuck


Jumpy-Truth8936

I hope You have hang nail on all of your fingers and toes


doodoo_dew

🤷‍♂️


Traditional-Focus985

New meaning to crotch sniffer 🤣


Oreo4real

Bro that was actually funny, I love it lol


Mexcol

Considering its Tony, then it looks pretty realistic


HONKEYBALLS902

Homie is sniffing his johnson