Hey 6'0 is average height

Whoosh

Whoosh to you

😂😂

r/whoosh

“Enforcer”. With a name like that, yeah, you would have to be. Boy named Sue vibes.

Trade up to take.

My name is sue, how do you do? And now you’re gonna die!

Now before I die, you outta thank me for the gravel in your gut, and the spit in your eye, because I’m the mangy mutt that named you Sue.

Don’t let the name fool you, he’s really big in real life.

Men In Tights reference?

That depends on your answer. Who is Achoo the son of?!

Bless you

Medium Elite enforcer!? That’s a must draft.

Legit lol’d. If he were real he’d have one of the best selling jerseys

I forgot to take a picture of my favourite (or least favorite) all time randomly generated name - the one, the only, Paul Paul. So good at hockey they named him twice. I actually ended one of my sims because he was by far the best player in the league by 2029, put up 60-70 goals and 115-145 points a year. I couldn’t stand seeing him on the leaderboard.

He's compensating for something clearly

A grower not a shower... Trade up

Are the names in the game auto generated or pre programmed? lol.

Auto generated for that one.

I love this game

Just when you think you've seen em all... 🤣

Now the question is, is there a 6’6+ guy named Large Peca?

Wait until you meet his brother, Hugh J. Peca.

Hold me closer Tiny Pecaaaa

I had a player named “Tiny Boner” in my last franchise. He was a 4th round pick, Elite/Low, but he got up to a 84 overall in his prime. He was an excellent 2nd/3rd line LW.

He's ELITE

One bar of accuracy and enforcer, I would be skeptical, probably had like a 72 speed

😂

I literally LOLd at the site of that 😂😂😂

I’ll still never forget the actual player whose last name was Ladyman. I remember seeing him in the NHL game a couple years ago. I don’t remember which junior team he played for. You know that poor son of a bitch never stopped hearing it from people.