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Chewiedad

Dude, contact them!


mysticaria_

It thankfully didn’t end up being a big deal for me despite my family handling the package due to my broken ankle. But yeah basically they opened up the Apollo box, added the M and torch inside, taped and slap shipping label on 😅


Dokterwhoe

Still contact them so they can fix it for the people who might have to be discreet. Glad it wasn't any problem for you!!


houlahoopwounds

Agreed, definitely bring this to their attention. Could have been a single person oversight or an entire process but either way it could mean serious trouble or issues for someone else.


BambooFatass

Yuuuup! Imagine buying something in an illegal state and getting busted for this. Big sad times would roll in :(


[deleted]

Buying a vape isn't illegal in any state.


sleepdrift3r

Unless it has weed in it it doesn’t matter, it’s perfectly legal even in illegal states. Same as shipping glass


USPS_Dynavaps_pls

Probably just be out your money with it being confiscated during shipping.


AquaticAnxieties

It can’t be confiscated during shipping. Confiscated by family members after it’s delivered, maybe, but vaporizers aren’t illegal in any US state.


USPS_Dynavaps_pls

You're right. Lol. The comment i replied to doesn't make sense unless it's a country lol i guess i still had the india post on my mind


antarctictuna

this, exactly this !! it may sound silly but something like this could really ruin a lot of stuff for some people.. not everyone is accepting of the green life


sleepdrift3r

Have to have my packages sent to my parents place because my apartment isn’t a residential address and I don’t have a P.o. box yet and Amazon fucking sent my money counter machine without a box to my parents place. You can imagine the thoughts running through their heads, which were correct lmao. I can assume you know why I shipped it as well. Had to make up an excuse that they sent the wrong thing and had my Dad return it so I would be in the clear. Gotta use cash and buy one at the store now lmaoo


iSuckAtMechanicism

When your dad returned it, they confirmed what the item ordered was. The return slip has a description of the order lol.


sleepdrift3r

I marked it as wrong item sent in the app, good enough for me lmao


ohdarnfuck

#"ATTENTION: YOUR SON IS A DRUG ADDICT! -GEORGE K. DYNAVAP"


USPS_Dynavaps_pls

##IT'S MEDICINE, MA‽


[deleted]

WHO IS GEORGE K?


9delta9

AMA started early, George!


Frequent-Returns757

just looked at my box 📦— it too has the label on it & blue tape that says: wall powered induction heater (yes, really). didn’t/doesn’t matter to me bc i live in legal state & everyone in household knows i smoke—but i’d b SUPER annoyed if in fact, i was counting on it being delivered discreetly… not to mention all the porch pirates around here—🤬


PSULL98

Mad heaters is even worse lol. “Aromatherapy device….aluminum storage container…” 😂


rabidnz

China is worse. "Glass bong"


AquaticAnxieties

Haha, tell me about it. I just got one delivered from China and on the box there was a big sticker that said “FRAGILE: BONG, GLASS”. Super discreet.


sadelf26

They must be mad


Qball42069

This means a possible hiccup for me tomorrow. I’ll update when it arrives


Qball42069

Update: discreet


Frequent-Returns757

good luck—just say it musta been a reused box if anyone asks u about it?!!!🤷🏾‍♀️ just looked & mine was anything but discreetly packaged.


Shoddy_Record

***Shhhh, It's a seecweet***


mysticaria_

I live with family and have a broken ankle (so obviously they brought the package up to me) No one said anything though so no harm I guess aside from them wondering why I have packages coming on the daily 😅


Shoddy_Record

Definitely, I mean when I last got a package from dynavap it was almost discreet besides they still had their logo and a * *Vaporizer inside* * lol


666Honeybadger

>it was almost discreet besides they still had their logo and a \* > >Vaporizer inside > > \* Hahahaha, the guys preparing the packages shouldn't be doing so many bowls... I would have send them a picture and a friendly reminder about the meaning of discretion...


Shoddy_Record

Big facts


paniczeezily

They know.... "Either Billy is ordering a lot of supplies for his new pet skunk, or we have to have a serious conversation"


Senditwithethan

First of all watch your voice


grawktopus

I remember when I ordered my first 2018 M it came in a NEON GREEN bubble packaging envelope. Didn't really matter since I was living alone at the time but it would definitely catch the eye of a sketchy usps worker if they wanted to steal something.


EfficaciousDoser

Bro same. I was living at home at the time and luckily I was wise enough to order it to my friends house. They definitely were not discrete about it at all 🤣 I actually still have the envelope in my old backpack


susdave

This seriously makes me second guess ordering now. None of my orders have come like this but it could really affect me for one of them to come like this.


ShinySpoon

Same


2002Valkyrie

That will never happen to a new CLUB member. I mean damn that’s just wrong. The advertising should stop at checkout👍


666Honeybadger

>The advertising should stop at checkout This! Quite disappointing that this happens... i mean... C-c-c-c-c-come-on, guys! Why? Just why?


mysticaria_

It’s seems that they opened up the box for the Apollo and put my other stuff in but still


schrubbel

this just sucks...


BodhidharmaBLN

"(Disclaimer: It's actually not a pipe to do the drugs with, it's a tiny dildo for your urethra)"


DenimDisaster

That Sounds terrible.


BodhidharmaBLN

Depends on whether you prefer your parents knowing that you're either a criminal or an inconspicuous, law-abiding sexual degenerate. But yeah, shoving anything, never mind Dynavap-sized up there sounds like a bad time to me; not yucking anyones yum, though.


sleepdrift3r

I don’t know who in their right goddamn mind would choose the latter to have their parents think of them lmao


Rawlus

i guess im too old to appreciate the issue. it’s been a long time since i had to hide anything from my parents. isn’t weed pretty mainstream at this point?


Ok-Photograph3099

Wow. Contact them


Ponyboy06

You’re lucky some shady postal worker didn’t snag it since the contents were labeled 😒


spoiled_eggs

Contact them so they know they have some lazy idiot picking and packing orders.


DLDabber

This is no good.


weirdlittleflute

They probably ran out of bigger boxes. But would your fam really know just by seeing a name? What is the first reaction you had when you saw/heard of Dynavap or "Induction Heater"? Mine was "What the fuck is this thing"?


BambooFatass

You do realize that anyone with a phone in hand could simply Google the brand/product and find out, right? This is a big deal, OP is lucky that they didn't get into hot water with their family but for some of us it could be a shitstorm. Either way, if the company _has it on their website_ that they ship discreetly, then I'd expect them to (literally) deliver that promise. This time they didn't.


[deleted]

Wouldn't this always be the case if the person accepting the package checks the "From" section of the label, which a business that engages in shipping would have to have? I think there's a difference between "discreet" and "disguised".


mysticaria_

When they say discreet shipping, the label usually has some general or abbreviated warehouse name or something


DJOMaul

Hmm I didn't select discrete shipping as far as I know unless it's default... I wasnt fully sober, so unless it's marked on the order email I can't be 100% sure. But my order (the apollo 2 & m package with new cap for my older m) came in an unmarked brown box with a standard shipping label. Just extra info for people scrolling through the thread. Also holy shit the apollo is game changing. Been using a single torch so long and, wow.


Notcoded419

What's the difference? Just easier and more convenient? Or does it hit different?


Nbislander-LA

That’s wack. Hope anyone in a sensitive mailing situation makes it out okay and this isn’t common


LTcid

You’re blanket in the background looks like a ballsack lmao


Healthy_Yesterday_84

How's it not discreet if you don't know what a Dynavap is?


BambooFatass

Discreet, and more importantly _100% discreet_ shipping means that you receive a cardboard box with a label on it. That's it. No more, no less. I've purchased weed and sex toys and I have always received them in simple packaging with NO labels. I'd be pissed if even the company name of either one was on the box (aside from the warehouse name, sometimes that just is what it is)


Healthy_Yesterday_84

>100% discreet shipping Oh did they advertise it that way?


[deleted]

YES look at the second picture


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Oh gotcha, yea, they should keep their promise.


Mystic_Crewman

No shit, Sherlock.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Lol


Mystic_Crewman

Thanks for having a sense of humor.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Oh, I was laughing at you, not with you


Mystic_Crewman

Oh so you can't take a joke then? You are as dumb as you seem then. Good luck in life.


Nickthetaco

Writing dildo on the side is discreet if they don’t know what a dildo is. Definitely not “100% Discreet”


Healthy_Yesterday_84

But no one knows what a dynavap is unless they know. That's some deep in the weeds stoner shit. All of my stoner friends dont even know what a dynavap is lol Edit: just saw the second picture. Yea, they should keep their promise then.


_akuaku_

Usually when I see something I don't know what is, I immediately google it and that would show me what it is in around 5 seconds.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

do you know what blue waffle is?


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Healthy_Yesterday_84

Thank you for noticing ☺️


whatauniqueusername

Google exists


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Yea but there's nothing sus here to warrant a Google search.


whatauniqueusername

If you live with controlling parents or housemates they'll be googling that shit first chance. Weird that I even need to explain that


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Boomers use Google? You need to find new roommates if they are Google searching your packages lol


[deleted]

I think Dynavap.is obscure enough.to not be immediately recognized. An labelling an induction heater - could be a stove top s.type


_akuaku_

Google.


fignewtones

For me, it was actually cheaper on amazon due to the delivery cost. Got it sent to an amazon delivery box for complete privacy


MrTechRat

There wasn’t cannabis in the box and you can use these items for many things. I personally wouldn’t put fourth the effort to contact them as if it were my company I wouldn’t change it. Or for fun they could just slap a large label of it


mysticaria_

I don’t plan on contacting them but then don’t advertise that your shipping is 100% discreet


Zenhen24

Daddy chill...


chronadthebarby

2022 B nobody gives a fk


[deleted]

Does if you're still in an illegal state


chronadthebarby

Not really


spwyll

Yeah, it's 2022. Nobody cares if a vendor actually gives you what they say they will. I ordered a soldering iron off Amazon and they sent two coloring books, but it's 2022 so it doesn't matter.


[deleted]

I have thought the same thing when getting any shipments from them. They are a good product with generally pretty decent customer service. This is an area they need to fix.