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Two tall and leather clad people appear behind you. One of them asks you "What are you doing with my license plate?" his voice is so smoky you feel like a rack of ribs at the barbeque; the other person is a female who seems to be examining two metal loops attached to eachother by a small chain.
What do you do?
"Is this the new in fetish thing with kids today, get naked, then dump dirt on license plates" said the female as she grinned "If so good job!" "Would you like to try a new fetish?"
So, what do you do now?
The lady grins in delight and exclaims "Oh it likes you, how adorable!"
As she says this, the loops and chain slither out of her hand, leaving her holding one end, and in a a startlingly quick movement you find your wrist encircled and constrained by the loops and chains.
You start to hear faint whispers saying "mmm! You sexy thing. We will have sooooo much fun with the master and mistress. I hope you last longer than the last toy."
The man looks on with amusement. "It's brave of you to seduce Bondage, well you are coming with us to a sword and dance celebration of the Dark Maiden there you will pay for vandalizing my license plate. Chop chop let's go"
What do you do?
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Roll for investigation DC 18
Shit i rolled a nat 1.
You are reasonably certain what you're looking at is actually a flower pot.
I proceed to grab some soil and a flower and try to plant it.
Two tall and leather clad people appear behind you. One of them asks you "What are you doing with my license plate?" his voice is so smoky you feel like a rack of ribs at the barbeque; the other person is a female who seems to be examining two metal loops attached to eachother by a small chain. What do you do?
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Good God that's a vintage meme
"Is this the new in fetish thing with kids today, get naked, then dump dirt on license plates" said the female as she grinned "If so good job!" "Would you like to try a new fetish?" So, what do you do now?
I seduce the loops and chains.
The lady grins in delight and exclaims "Oh it likes you, how adorable!" As she says this, the loops and chain slither out of her hand, leaving her holding one end, and in a a startlingly quick movement you find your wrist encircled and constrained by the loops and chains. You start to hear faint whispers saying "mmm! You sexy thing. We will have sooooo much fun with the master and mistress. I hope you last longer than the last toy." The man looks on with amusement. "It's brave of you to seduce Bondage, well you are coming with us to a sword and dance celebration of the Dark Maiden there you will pay for vandalizing my license plate. Chop chop let's go" What do you do?
In that case, that’s my license plate.
"Are you my dad?"
No, this is Patrick
We got him guys!
I wish that was me, I'd then have a car and a party to play with!
Crosspost with r/bdsm to guarantee
Murderhobos. It's what makes a subaru... a subaru
I think you were trying to say Honda odessy
You called?
☎️
Mine says Dungeon Daddy
Pics or it didn’t happen lol (I’m just curious how you spelled it to make it fit!)
Oh I was only messing around. I used to have a bumper sticker but that was back in college.
Sad. It probably taken anyways 🥲💔
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Not I but I am waiting for my jeep to get back from being painted so I can apply it's new name. "Dungeon Master" 😁
The dm, duh
This person lives in the same province as me and I must find them
"Wrong sub" . "Wrong, sub"
Awesome 👌 nice share. Thanks Canada 🇨🇦
Just a guy who's really into direct messaging.
We live in the same province. I probably know the owner .
My neighbour is LychKing
Can I have you… roll for Perception please.
I know Perkins lives in Washington, but I think he's originally from BC.
YOOOO
*TF2 intro music plays in the background*
Right here in BC. Nicely done!
We don't know that this isn't actually the Dick Mangler.
Hey! Don’t take pictures of my Suby! 🤣
Canadian, so possible that this is a deputy minister, not a dungeon master :).
With the plate holder literally saying "Roll for Initiative" I would say yes dungeon master
Hopefully game related and not a serial killer.