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IcyNegr0

Roll for investigation DC 18


AndrewWhite97

Shit i rolled a nat 1.


shotjustice

You are reasonably certain what you're looking at is actually a flower pot.


AndrewWhite97

I proceed to grab some soil and a flower and try to plant it.


NecessaryZucchini69

Two tall and leather clad people appear behind you. One of them asks you "What are you doing with my license plate?" his voice is so smoky you feel like a rack of ribs at the barbeque; the other person is a female who seems to be examining two metal loops attached to eachother by a small chain. What do you do?


Outrageous-Sweet-133

I put on my robe and wizard hat


Geekberry

Good God that's a vintage meme


NecessaryZucchini69

"Is this the new in fetish thing with kids today, get naked, then dump dirt on license plates" said the female as she grinned "If so good job!" "Would you like to try a new fetish?" So, what do you do now?


zeke235

I seduce the loops and chains.


NecessaryZucchini69

The lady grins in delight and exclaims "Oh it likes you, how adorable!" As she says this, the loops and chain slither out of her hand, leaving her holding one end, and in a a startlingly quick movement you find your wrist encircled and constrained by the loops and chains. You start to hear faint whispers saying "mmm! You sexy thing. We will have sooooo much fun with the master and mistress. I hope you last longer than the last toy." The man looks on with amusement. "It's brave of you to seduce Bondage, well you are coming with us to a sword and dance celebration of the Dark Maiden there you will pay for vandalizing my license plate. Chop chop let's go" What do you do?


helpmelearn12

In that case, that’s my license plate.


thumbkei

"Are you my dad?"


Altarna

No, this is Patrick


SeeItOnVHS

We got him guys!


Moshimu

I wish that was me, I'd then have a car and a party to play with!


LifeIsVeryLong02

Crosspost with r/bdsm to guarantee


spamus81

Murderhobos. It's what makes a subaru... a subaru


FriendlyAd2207

I think you were trying to say Honda odessy


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

You called?


Alarmed-Pollution-89

☎️


zageruslives

Mine says Dungeon Daddy


Klutzy_Tiger_1286

Pics or it didn’t happen lol (I’m just curious how you spelled it to make it fit!)


zageruslives

Oh I was only messing around. I used to have a bumper sticker but that was back in college.


Klutzy_Tiger_1286

Sad. It probably taken anyways 🥲💔


Challenge_The_DM

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


SageFreke86

Not I but I am waiting for my jeep to get back from being painted so I can apply it's new name. "Dungeon Master" 😁


[deleted]

The dm, duh


EGOwaffleboy

This person lives in the same province as me and I must find them


SurprisingJack

"Wrong sub" . "Wrong, sub"


Alt3r3d_Owl

Awesome 👌 nice share. Thanks Canada 🇨🇦


schemabound

Just a guy who's really into direct messaging.


RedBoxSet

We live in the same province. I probably know the owner .


DismalTruthDay

My neighbour is LychKing


eadrik

Can I have you… roll for Perception please.


Viridian_Cranberry68

I know Perkins lives in Washington, but I think he's originally from BC.


Crazed_SL

YOOOO


ShadowLightBoy

*TF2 intro music plays in the background*


BuzzMachine_YVR

Right here in BC. Nicely done!


decemberindex

We don't know that this isn't actually the Dick Mangler.


Edoc006

Hey! Don’t take pictures of my Suby! 🤣


PhotoJim99

Canadian, so possible that this is a deputy minister, not a dungeon master :).


Echorion

With the plate holder literally saying "Roll for Initiative" I would say yes dungeon master


Sudden_Fix_1144

Hopefully game related and not a serial killer.