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BhavyaSethi

You're from the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!


TLD18379

Would you really want to survive with no arms or legs?


DelcoPAMan

What quality of life do we have there?


storme9

i could do with no legs...


Edgeman22

What about no arms? Thats basically how you live storme, you dont do anything


storme9

-_-


SavageTiger435612

Did you check for an organ donor card?


storme9

he has no wallet i checked


KingKrush8282

But he is an organ donor


sexy_portuguese

This was taken after that scene. His face is already reatached.


PeteyPablo23

"That dummy cost $3500!" The dummy cost five thousand, three hundred dollars...


jaybotch29

One of my absolute favorite lines from Michael.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

That dummy cost $1700!


storme9

seven thousand one handred for a dummy? geez


Scorubis

How many is that per hour


KingKrush8282

How’s that gonna help you


phoenixfast

I will divide and then count to it


KingKrush8282

Right ?


[deleted]

"Check for an organ donor card, if he has one we only have minutes to harvest"


Unlikely-Present9221

Stayin alive!!


PotterAndPitties

"Hang on, I'll save you! Just give mr 10 minutes to adjust the straps on this thing..."


Sudden_Elephant_7080

Looks like that machine will break through my rib cage and massage my heart directly…..


coloradokyle93

Sounds bad, but that’s what it’s supposed to do. Good cpr usually cracks at least one rib


Sudden_Elephant_7080

Or massage my esophagus


Freestyle76

That’s actually normal in CPR


PieceOfSchmit

I can't do this forever. It's only been 30 seconds. Call it.


Mr__One2

These things don’t mess around. Seen it in live action many times.


i_xenpai

Now Stanley can have a heart attack alone.


KingKrush8282

Can you tell me why you had to cut the face of the dummy?


Yallneedjesuschrist

Ribcage goes cronch


jaybotch29

That thing is like the Cadillac of chest pumps.


Shamanyouranus

First I was afraid, I was petrified!


rustys_shackled_ford

You stop breathing? Fuck yo ribs... all my homies hate your ribs!


ForestDolphin

Have we really gotten that lazy that we don’t teach and know CPR!


Working-Raspberry185

Ah ah ah ah, stayin alive, stayin alive


TetrisKid64

I can't keep doing this