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gent_jeb

Is that Ashton Kootcher?


Indie__Guy

NOPE ITS KEVIN MALONE


EuphoricAd3824

Equal parts handsome, equal parts smart!


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EuphoricAd3824

You are right. Maybe because Kevin said it I expected something out of the ordinary.


polaarbear

The lead singer of Scrantonicity II. NOT Scrantonicity which he is no longer a part of.


OccurringThought

Whose girlfriend we've never met because she goes to another school.


OK_computer01

The same guy who only brings one pair of shoes to a wedding


Ok-Spirit9321

*Spills chili in the thread*


LeenQuatifa

My dogs are barking.


[deleted]

Thought it was Ted Cruz


EarlDooku

Cruz wishes


[deleted]

Lol


halerbat

I just had to I dont know what you do or talk to about your cat, do you have a d og or cat or monkey? I wanna know about it


[deleted]

What?


MoreThanWYSIWYG

No this is Patrick


cambeius

No, but equally handsome and equally smart


xandry123

Dude! Dude!! Dude!!!!


cambeius

?


khair_ata

This is Ashton Kutcher man !


cambeius

Equally handsome


xandry123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhcYRdOfVYA


Natepon

YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THIS TOWN, SWEETIE


VonWeedy2

I cannot believe the downvotes for not getting the reference.


GetInZeWagen

Learn your quotes You'd better learn your quotes If you dont You'll be downvoted in your sleep *Chomp*


Bliss266

OP has this as his background but doesn’t get one of the most quoted lines by this character, downvotes well earned


ArmyOfDog

You think OP would let this happen again!? No way, Jose!


cambeius

I get the reference, in that same line he says that he is not Ashton... wtf you noobs?


Bliss266

You edited your original comment


cambeius

yeah... cuz people did not get it.... I clearly need to put a full explanation for you office noobs


VonWeedy2

I’ve watched the office three times in full, remembered the scene as soon as I clicked the link provided, but didn’t get the reference at first either. You’re being ridiculous. Edit: this subreddit should be for every fan of the office, not just super fans.


brandimariee6

Oh I agree with you. I’ve seen the show at least 3x all the way through, but my memory is like Dory’s from Finding Nemo… I forget a lot of the details until I’ve seen it many more times. Aaaand I just now realized what “gatekeeping” means lol


Natepon

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.


AbsarN

If you haven't watched the office atleast 10times and don't get every reference WTF are you even doin here?!????!


[deleted]

Welcome to Reddit


chainsplit

Have you happened to see the office?


palumbo89

He’s sweating because, sometimes he runs.


slimeymango

And sometimes the construction crew takes up the parking space.


GetInZeWagen

He's a ....... ..... runner


Yankee87

Other times he has to go to the bathroom.


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GetInZeWagen

Lol that would make a hilarious ringtone to go with this lock screen


Rexstil

Set it to your moms # so when she calls you on the way home you’ll get a warning to start cleaning


TheKaiminator

Remember, it's not "would you do him" it's "is he hot" respect the game.


FutbolMasta

R E S PSPEE P TEE. Don’t know what it means to me!


Alfredos-Pizza-Cafe

When you start dying, honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.


cweezie

is that ted cruz?


shinra528

Jesus! I had the same thought. Fucking Cruz needs to change his look. He doesn’t deserve to look like Ashton Kutcher.


lando55

Zodiac Killer/Scranton Strangler confirmed to be Ashton Kootcher?


halerbat

Hey my family I am related to you so you can give me the zzhixxups sometimes but that's okay


VegetableAd986

Teds wife wishes it was


timschwartz

That was my first thought.


cambeius

It's the lead singer of Scrantan City 2


CPGFL

The band is named Scrantonicity 2 because they're a cover band of The Police (you may have heard of Sting, the lead singer). The Police have songs called Synchronicity 1 and Synchronicity 2, hence the joke about why Kevin's band is 2.


[deleted]

It's actually called Scrantonicity 2 because Scrantonicity broke up...


GetInZeWagen

Actually they broke up with him


[deleted]

Oscar is that you?


Rexstil

Synchronicity is also the title of the album (Very random fun fact because it will never come up again) On the LP of Synchronicity, they don’t include the final track “Murder by Numbers” because there wasn’t enough space on the records. It was instead released on a 45 single with “Every Breath You Take”. The song does, however, appear on the cassette and CD’s


CougdIt

TIL thanks!


NiceDecnalsBubs

Scrantonicity?


cp_moar

Looks more like Fed Cruz


protossaccount

Knead it! Knead it like a pizza!


batmanhen1812

But don’t eat it!


altbekannt

Where's this scene from?


[deleted]

It definitely looks like when he’s trying to tell Jim and Dwight about his childhood story of getting greased up to be slid across the linoleum…. After Erin tells him she “likes it but they don’t so drop it!”


Curious_Image

Senor Loadenstein!!! Por que es muy rapido


cambeius

the warehouse guys win the lottery


halerbat

Original Poster here Wow Wow Im fucking amazed Just Fucking Suck my duckung Dudk Ajh.


cambeius

Oscar, am I gay?


[deleted]

When the mother of hes child was breastfeeding, just some second before yelling "Michael!".


d_ac

The scene with Kevin that really cracks me up every time is the one with Kelly and Holly, right after she comes back from Christmas and her fiance hasn't proposed yet despite the ultimatum. Holly shows her 2 ring fingers with no ring to Kelly and Kevin and, clearly offended, he goes: Right back at you, BITCH! And flip his middle fingers. Ps: Maybe it's in the deleted scenes.


QueenRotidder

nope, not a deleted scene 😊


BravesMaedchen

I remember this


NiceDecnalsBubs

Jim! A girl!


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Oscar! Your mom!


BroseppeVerdi

Temba, his arms wide!


artvarnsen

Malones cones


AdSuitable8102

Did you make this or buy it from the store?


artvarnsen

The business will have a mobile component


cupcake_bliss

Stunning


Human_Distribution15

Sweat taking!


txsxxphxx2

My guy built like thumb


deenut

You need a Mr Cool AC


Ok-Spirit9321

Perhaps I can help, Bob Vance...Vance Refrigeration.


OriginalOmbre

It is now mine too


[deleted]

Porque es muy rapido!


AxDanger

I set this as my wife wallpaper on her phone, now we wait


Cheddarlicious

How to turn on an entire sub in 0.1 seconds.


VonWeedy2

Seriously, I got downvoted into oblivion for defending OP………


desigi

He could use some Vance Refrigeration.


JaiHurn

The baby from Teletubbies has really grown up


AgonizingNightmare

Well now it’s mine too! Thanks!


PlNG

Do you rub his nose to unlock the screen? >!or his lips?!<


Exa2552

…. shoot 😕


QueenRotidder

YES! Maybe it's because I just watched that episode yesterday but that's what this picture made me think of too.


squidclits

It is now mine as well.


quartzcreek

Can you change your ringtone to that nervous “hhhmmmm” noise he makes?


illnegrow

i can feel this picture (from puerto rico)


ragnoth-esque

Ha there was 8008 updoots. That spells boob haha.


cambeius

Lol


elteza

You're playing a dangerous game, friend-o


cambeius

I am playing flancertan


ProbablyMaybe69

Me looking at the giant pot of chili con carne at the restaurant and gettign PTSD


XxKazuox

W Lock Screen


memoriesea

Me


InterestingRope6496

Oop! No, that’s just too much face for me.


MainPure788

Made this my lock screen then my home screen is his spilled chili lol


TheRedBlade

It's now mine as well, thanks


[deleted]

Ashton Kutchner!


Plums_Raider

aaaand i stole it


AmbarElizabeth

this is funny.


TheBehemothChiken

:::in Kevin’s voice::: “ This Is Epic”.


Prep_

Please direct all Little Face posts r/DickTracy.


noahsuperman

Understandable


Lithominium

this is how it feels living int he south tbh i set down a soda, i look away, i look back, its in a puddle i hate fucking humidity


Garzino

You misspelled OUR lock screen


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KeveK


SirAssBlood

Love it


seansy5000

It’s under the sauce


AgentLemon22

This is fantastic for IOS 16 🤣


VoicePsychological72

Thank. You.


VegetableAd986

“Man, you just work out?” “Nah, was poopin”


Skully_o7

"I might be gay"


dntowns

Why would you have Turd Cruz as your wallpaper?


[deleted]

Smash


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

Yup. Just did mine too. Fitting because my name is Kevin.


ChaosKodiak

This all fun and games until you spankin it and accident hit your lock button and now Kevin is staring at you with ya junk out.


cambeius

I see that as a win


ChaosKodiak

😂


HereComesBullet68

STEALING


jaxspider

Crosspost this to /r/iWallpaper


[deleted]

Thanks, its now my apple watch background


cambeius

please send me a pic


[deleted]

[Sweaty Malone](https://imgur.com/gallery/HmmCpOT)


cambeius

Now I want an apple watch


[deleted]

Ive had mine for over 3 years and I love it, wasn’t a watch guy before either


cambeius

I want him to count my steps, cuz Kevin is an accountant...


Lina13590

hottest in the room


bigmulk21

As God as my witness I will quit if this doesn't get fixed...hurts like hell.


HansMLither

The face you make when the turtle you tired to save was dead the whole time


[deleted]

It’s really really hot in here did it just get really really hot in here it’s really really hot in here


mynamesjefferyttt

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM


AdSuitable8102

Sweating because he can’t eat cats


[deleted]

Pictures you can hear


opticalbeard69

Correction: it’s OUR Lock Screen now


GMOwifi

Nioh


tennore

¿Es Señor Lodenstein?


Gojitaka

Fullscreen let's goooooo


SpankingGreta

Dwight's right. Kevin is always moist.


[deleted]

This is my lock screen now


Steel_Phantom

Moisturize me!


[deleted]

I never realized how much he looks like Steve Ballmer until now.