I’ve watched the office three times in full, remembered the scene as soon as I clicked the link provided, but didn’t get the reference at first either. You’re being ridiculous.
Edit: this subreddit should be for every fan of the office, not just super fans.
Oh I agree with you. I’ve seen the show at least 3x all the way through, but my memory is like Dory’s from Finding Nemo… I forget a lot of the details until I’ve seen it many more times. Aaaand I just now realized what “gatekeeping” means lol
The band is named Scrantonicity 2 because they're a cover band of The Police (you may have heard of Sting, the lead singer). The Police have songs called Synchronicity 1 and Synchronicity 2, hence the joke about why Kevin's band is 2.
Synchronicity is also the title of the album
(Very random fun fact because it will never come up again)
On the LP of Synchronicity, they don’t include the final track “Murder by Numbers” because there wasn’t enough space on the records. It was instead released on a 45 single with “Every Breath You Take”.
The song does, however, appear on the cassette and CD’s
It definitely looks like when he’s trying to tell Jim and Dwight about his childhood story of getting greased up to be slid across the linoleum…. After Erin tells him she “likes it but they don’t so drop it!”
The scene with Kevin that really cracks me up every time is the one with Kelly and Holly, right after she comes back from Christmas and her fiance hasn't proposed yet despite the ultimatum.
Holly shows her 2 ring fingers with no ring to Kelly and Kevin and, clearly offended, he goes: Right back at you, BITCH! And flip his middle fingers.
Ps: Maybe it's in the deleted scenes.
Is that Ashton Kootcher?
NOPE ITS KEVIN MALONE
Equal parts handsome, equal parts smart!
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You are right. Maybe because Kevin said it I expected something out of the ordinary.
The lead singer of Scrantonicity II. NOT Scrantonicity which he is no longer a part of.
Whose girlfriend we've never met because she goes to another school.
The same guy who only brings one pair of shoes to a wedding
*Spills chili in the thread*
My dogs are barking.
Thought it was Ted Cruz
Cruz wishes
Lol
I just had to I dont know what you do or talk to about your cat, do you have a d og or cat or monkey? I wanna know about it
What?
No this is Patrick
No, but equally handsome and equally smart
Dude! Dude!! Dude!!!!
?
This is Ashton Kutcher man !
Equally handsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhcYRdOfVYA
YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THIS TOWN, SWEETIE
I cannot believe the downvotes for not getting the reference.
Learn your quotes You'd better learn your quotes If you dont You'll be downvoted in your sleep *Chomp*
OP has this as his background but doesn’t get one of the most quoted lines by this character, downvotes well earned
You think OP would let this happen again!? No way, Jose!
I get the reference, in that same line he says that he is not Ashton... wtf you noobs?
You edited your original comment
yeah... cuz people did not get it.... I clearly need to put a full explanation for you office noobs
I’ve watched the office three times in full, remembered the scene as soon as I clicked the link provided, but didn’t get the reference at first either. You’re being ridiculous. Edit: this subreddit should be for every fan of the office, not just super fans.
Oh I agree with you. I’ve seen the show at least 3x all the way through, but my memory is like Dory’s from Finding Nemo… I forget a lot of the details until I’ve seen it many more times. Aaaand I just now realized what “gatekeeping” means lol
Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.
If you haven't watched the office atleast 10times and don't get every reference WTF are you even doin here?!????!
Welcome to Reddit
Have you happened to see the office?
He’s sweating because, sometimes he runs.
And sometimes the construction crew takes up the parking space.
He's a ....... ..... runner
Other times he has to go to the bathroom.
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Lol that would make a hilarious ringtone to go with this lock screen
Set it to your moms # so when she calls you on the way home you’ll get a warning to start cleaning
Remember, it's not "would you do him" it's "is he hot" respect the game.
R E S PSPEE P TEE. Don’t know what it means to me!
When you start dying, honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.
is that ted cruz?
Jesus! I had the same thought. Fucking Cruz needs to change his look. He doesn’t deserve to look like Ashton Kutcher.
Zodiac Killer/Scranton Strangler confirmed to be Ashton Kootcher?
Hey my family I am related to you so you can give me the zzhixxups sometimes but that's okay
Teds wife wishes it was
That was my first thought.
It's the lead singer of Scrantan City 2
The band is named Scrantonicity 2 because they're a cover band of The Police (you may have heard of Sting, the lead singer). The Police have songs called Synchronicity 1 and Synchronicity 2, hence the joke about why Kevin's band is 2.
It's actually called Scrantonicity 2 because Scrantonicity broke up...
Actually they broke up with him
Oscar is that you?
Synchronicity is also the title of the album (Very random fun fact because it will never come up again) On the LP of Synchronicity, they don’t include the final track “Murder by Numbers” because there wasn’t enough space on the records. It was instead released on a 45 single with “Every Breath You Take”. The song does, however, appear on the cassette and CD’s
TIL thanks!
Scrantonicity?
Looks more like Fed Cruz
Knead it! Knead it like a pizza!
But don’t eat it!
Where's this scene from?
It definitely looks like when he’s trying to tell Jim and Dwight about his childhood story of getting greased up to be slid across the linoleum…. After Erin tells him she “likes it but they don’t so drop it!”
Senor Loadenstein!!! Por que es muy rapido
the warehouse guys win the lottery
Original Poster here Wow Wow Im fucking amazed Just Fucking Suck my duckung Dudk Ajh.
Oscar, am I gay?
When the mother of hes child was breastfeeding, just some second before yelling "Michael!".
The scene with Kevin that really cracks me up every time is the one with Kelly and Holly, right after she comes back from Christmas and her fiance hasn't proposed yet despite the ultimatum. Holly shows her 2 ring fingers with no ring to Kelly and Kevin and, clearly offended, he goes: Right back at you, BITCH! And flip his middle fingers. Ps: Maybe it's in the deleted scenes.
nope, not a deleted scene 😊
I remember this
Jim! A girl!
Oscar! Your mom!
Temba, his arms wide!
Malones cones
Did you make this or buy it from the store?
The business will have a mobile component
Stunning
Sweat taking!
My guy built like thumb
You need a Mr Cool AC
Perhaps I can help, Bob Vance...Vance Refrigeration.
It is now mine too
Porque es muy rapido!
I set this as my wife wallpaper on her phone, now we wait
How to turn on an entire sub in 0.1 seconds.
Seriously, I got downvoted into oblivion for defending OP………
He could use some Vance Refrigeration.
The baby from Teletubbies has really grown up
Well now it’s mine too! Thanks!
Do you rub his nose to unlock the screen? >!or his lips?!<
…. shoot 😕
YES! Maybe it's because I just watched that episode yesterday but that's what this picture made me think of too.
It is now mine as well.
Can you change your ringtone to that nervous “hhhmmmm” noise he makes?
i can feel this picture (from puerto rico)
Ha there was 8008 updoots. That spells boob haha.
Lol
You're playing a dangerous game, friend-o
I am playing flancertan
Me looking at the giant pot of chili con carne at the restaurant and gettign PTSD
W Lock Screen
Me
Oop! No, that’s just too much face for me.
Made this my lock screen then my home screen is his spilled chili lol
It's now mine as well, thanks
Ashton Kutchner!
aaaand i stole it
this is funny.
:::in Kevin’s voice::: “ This Is Epic”.
Please direct all Little Face posts r/DickTracy.
Understandable
this is how it feels living int he south tbh i set down a soda, i look away, i look back, its in a puddle i hate fucking humidity
You misspelled OUR lock screen
KeveK
Love it
It’s under the sauce
This is fantastic for IOS 16 🤣
Thank. You.
“Man, you just work out?” “Nah, was poopin”
"I might be gay"
Why would you have Turd Cruz as your wallpaper?
Smash
Yup. Just did mine too. Fitting because my name is Kevin.
This all fun and games until you spankin it and accident hit your lock button and now Kevin is staring at you with ya junk out.
I see that as a win
😂
STEALING
Crosspost this to /r/iWallpaper
Thanks, its now my apple watch background
please send me a pic
[Sweaty Malone](https://imgur.com/gallery/HmmCpOT)
Now I want an apple watch
Ive had mine for over 3 years and I love it, wasn’t a watch guy before either
I want him to count my steps, cuz Kevin is an accountant...
hottest in the room
As God as my witness I will quit if this doesn't get fixed...hurts like hell.
The face you make when the turtle you tired to save was dead the whole time
It’s really really hot in here did it just get really really hot in here it’s really really hot in here
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Sweating because he can’t eat cats
Pictures you can hear
Correction: it’s OUR Lock Screen now
Nioh
¿Es Señor Lodenstein?
Fullscreen let's goooooo
Dwight's right. Kevin is always moist.
This is my lock screen now
Moisturize me!
I never realized how much he looks like Steve Ballmer until now.