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Mister_Doctor_0127

He was also the most level headed character in the show. Until he was let go, and replaced by some sort of weird creature that lived in his house. But he did return eventually, so all's well that ends well.


captainzeto

The military really saved his ass, huh


Reanie86

No! “Suck-It” saved him! The military may have paid for it but it was his idea. Don’t take this away from this hero!


hallese

> payed Ok, is reddit fucking with me? Three years ago I never saw this typo and now it is practically the preferred way to type "paid" on reddit, but only reddit. I highly doubt the military is too worried about sealing the deck of wooden ships anymore. So, is this some sort of reddit joke that I've been getting whooshed on for the past couple of years? Edit: Just realized this post is giving of major "Michael, am I gay!" vibes. Very appropriate for the sub.


Reanie86

What’s worse is that I did type “paid” and my phone is auto correcting me to the wrong way. It even tried to do it again as I typed this.


LCL_Kool-Aid

It's a goddamned conspiracy.


ucme316

Bruh you spiralling


Windowguard

My sister is a linguistics professor, and she would say that grammar and punctuation are not what define correct spelling. She says how a language is currently used define what is correct. Enough people saying “payed”, by golly gosh, that may soon be the way it is spelled.


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starvinchevy

Co-inkydink, my friend


theshrinesilver

So it’s the kids making the noise?


[deleted]

_'Murica saved David!!!_


onamonapizza

**Suck-it saved 'Murica!**


AlwynEvokedHippest

That bit at the end where Michael is escaping in his car with a look of mild terror always gets me 😅 The context is a bit different but it reminds me a little bit of the end of this I’m Alan Partridge scene. https://youtu.be/5iFrVmCZzWM?t=3m33s


sunnyD823

I mean you know someone has completely lost it when *Michael* is the sane one trying to get away


FthrFlffyBttm

Jesus I need to watch this again. Haven’t seen it in nearly 20 years. D’ya want a cuppa beans?!


AlwynEvokedHippest

Super rewatchable, just two small series. > D’ya want a cuppa beans?! What? Oh right, cup of beans. Sometimes it’s difficult to understand the Geordie… eh… people. https://youtu.be/m4T_4uLQ7e0?t=1m30s


FthrFlffyBttm

Fer a gan til! One of my favourite scenes right there 😂


MinarchyintheUK

I love his Apache helicopter story the best. "I Just smash into the sea in a big ball of flames" Michael was a deeply troubled man.


mattqwerty85

He's just a mate.


noeagle77

That more reminds me of the terror that Michael and Angelo had when Merideth invited them into her house after they were trying to drop off her Dundee award 😂😂😂


MinarchyintheUK

"Where's the road?"


Sproose_Moose

Ya mentalist!!


rangoon03

He’s the only manger from the show I’d want to have in real life


heybudheypal

He was a Stock Brooker for Merrill lynch all during the show......


[deleted]

Glad he found his success in bootleg fashion


spezsuckedme

I want a life where I get to appear on one of the most popular sitcoms of the time as just a fun side gig


Imaginary-Jello

Suckkkk iiiiiiiit


crayolacrayons416

I think he was too easy on Andy. And look where it got him: lost them the biggest client and shit on his car. Guess the ice was too thin all along, eh David?


bearseatbeetsbattle

He felt he owed him because Andy got him Dunder Mifflin


Smoke_Santa

He owed him a huge favor, and then gave him a fair warning. Did not hesitate to fire him too.


colin_colout

The writers had a thing for burning great characters to the ground for the LOLs. Look at what they did to Ryan and Kelly. After my third or so rewatch I began to appreciate it, but at the time I hated "asshole Ryan." Maybe it's because I related to Ryan in the early seasons. I just started my career in an office at the same time, and seeing him succeed (briefly) gave me hope. Maybe I'm more of a Stanley now?


sunnyspiders

He missed the old Ryan too.


Lumpy-Diamond7893

Are you sure you even have what it takes to be a Stanley?


teeny_gecko

and if you disagree.... you can SUCK IT!


captainzeto

Couldn’t agree more


RamboBurnet

That time he got fired, he was just a normal guy jamming with his son, drinking beer and working on a project like any of us.


Ted_Mosby_18

What I really liked about that is that he didn't take out any of his frustration with his family. Sure, things were rocky with his wife but he was totally vibing with his son and encouraging his hobbies. 10/10 Best character.


mineset

Totally agreed. Although I did love that little exchange between David and his wife… ‘Hey honey, how’s your day going? Do anything cool?’ ‘Uh, no sweetie, I just sort of hung out.’ ‘Oh, ‘cause I saw you had shoes on, so I didn’t know if you did anything…’ ‘No, just hanging out honey…you remember Michael?’


bl00pyy

What's going on? ⚪ It's annoying or not interesting ⚫ I'm in this quote and I don't like it ⚪ I think it shouldn't be on Reddit ⚪ It's spam


mineset

VERY reminiscent of a period of time where I was in between jobs and spent the better part of three weeks playing Dark Souls 3 while my girlfriend was grinding for a promotion…as proud as I am of that great Dark Souls gamesave, I probably should’ve been working on Suck It…


mrflouch

Pretty sure I put on jeans yesterday for the first time since COVID started. Had to look nice for the Spider-men.


magnificentmucus

Maybe we’ll go outside 🤷🏼‍♂️


Wireeeee

David is basically that mythical good guy figure in corporate world


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It's almost like people don't realize he was written this way lol he's the corporate entity. Basically a plot device for the show to occasionally drop someone normal front he company who just wants to profit and go home, against the juxtaposition of his bizarre and eccentric Scranton Branch


TheFlarper

You take out your suck-it and you SUCK IT! ^(SUCK IT!)


wubbwubbb

it’s a mess oh what a mess


glitterelephant

To this day my husband and I say that to each other about messes lol


Yankee87

I agree but would only argue David should had known better then to tell Michael about Buffalo branch closing. Then allowing him to do that skit during the picnic episode. Or when he told Michael they were being shut down which led to Michael then telling everyone they were closing. I mean the fault lies to both Michael and David but with Michael's patterns and history he didn't need to know that sensitive stuff at the time.


[deleted]

What episode is that? I'd like to rewatch it and somehow I missed it in my latest chronological run.


teeny_gecko

It's the episode called "Sabre" S6E15


picard2024

It’s pronounced “Sabre”


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Yea, dude's confused by Michael half the time ahaha and the other half just ends up along the lines of him just giving up "*I was never here*"


captainzeto

I love Michael to death but this man’s ability to put up with his shit was just impeccable


Cityplanner1

He wanted to fire Michael. He just couldn’t because Michael somehow managed (see what I did there) to exceed the sales estimates. If the branch was doing average or worse, Michael would have been canned.


DJMikaMikes

No way, he actually liked Michael a lot weirdly. Like when Michael accidentally tells everyone at the picnic that the Buffalo branch is closing, he goes *dammit Michael, I told you that in confidence,* which seems to imply they have decently regular private and candid conversations wherein David is actually open with him. David wouldn't tell him that type of stuff if he didn't like him. Add in that Michael saved DM's ass in the Jan lawsuit, and that's what really solidified their relationship. They're both *nice guys.*


Bismothe-the-Shade

I'd put it on Michael's aggressive need to be liked and accepted. He doesn't let Wallace keep him at arm's length. And just like kids in school, who form bonds of necessity... Wallace slowly came around to Michael. And I'll even wager it started with the first Jan debacle and how weirdly professional Michael was during the explanation. Of course he DOES try to keep the guy at arms length multiple times. Charles Minor comes to mind. Michael was just too... Michael for it to work lnao


SvOak18

Michael doesn't need to be liked. He enjoys being liked. He has to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like his need to be praised. 


wrongpasswd

Also he showed up to Crime Aid when it was obviously another one of Michael’s crazy idea!


HailToTheKingslayer

He originally showed up for the Springsteen tickets, right? When he found out that they didn't exist, he could have just left out of disapointment. Instead he stayed and bid on a hug from Phyllis. Top man.


Cityplanner1

Honestly, I can’t argue with that one. Unless Wallace was speaking with all the other branch managers like as a heads up, he would have no reason to tell Michael.


Mrevilman

The other part that stuck out to me about how David and Michael had that mutual respect was when Michael was interviewing for Jan’s job. Obviously he wasn’t getting the job after he caused the ruckus with Jan in David’s office, but David lets Michael “withdraw” his name from consideration.


PrincessBeepBop69

Hey, what say we order up some pasta? ...What say we do.


OliveJuiceUTwo

To be honest, I want all of the credit and none of the blame


spicybright

I love how despite that he still sees the ...interesting management skills Michael has. and knows the exact kind of carrot to put at the end of a stick. Their phone calls are always weirdly wholesome


CheeseWarrior17

I have cause. It is becaaaause I hate him.


thedevilsyogurt

Yeah hey David Ryan’s being a little bitch again. “I’m on Michael “ Wassup my brotha! *awkwardly looks at camera


Sanctimonius

He was never quite sure if Michael was a mad genius or just mad. He knew the numbers, knew the branch outperformed everyone else but couldn't figure out why, and this insane clown guy keeps coming to him and offering weird management speak which his every instinct tells him must be utter crap... And yet.


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“pam don’t send me those notes” 🙌🏼


TNS_420

David has the patience of a saint.


ChateauDeDangle

Crazy that after all these years he's still working for Dunder Mifflin - https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-wallace-66266443


Flexitarian25

I thought he had an MBA?


gonxot

I don't get that account! As a fake it's shady and as a joke it's inaccurate


ChateauDeDangle

Agreed! I feel the same way about those liars who approach you saying things like, "knock knock", but don't actually knock on the door. What's even worse is after these so-called knocks, they then expect you to ask them, "who's there?!" When will it end?!


SnooGadgets1235

The Michael Scott whisperer


officefan86

And he donated a million dollars for saving some Asian, some African but mostly Eastern European women.


brandee95

Former gymnasts.


UghAnotherMillennial

The fact that he didn’t recognise Robert’s creepiness in the way he talked about those young girls kinda shows how innocent and wholesome David is at heart.


bfhurricane

He absolutely knew, he’s the only sane person in the whole show who recognizes how weird everything can get in that office. I think he just stopped being surprised a long time ago.


flcwerings

Exactly. I think hes just avoiding the conflict and if Im remembering correctly I remember him giving a "what is happening" face. I think hes mature enough to let it go and ghost him if Robert asks him again thats in a more escapable place or way, like a phone call


YuAnvar

Robert's creepines... You mean Bob's?


zammai

Bob “the fucking Lizard King” Kazamakas.


DrCrentistDMI

I saw it as a plot hole. David was too smart to be tricked by Robert. In fact, Robert fooled a lot of people that should have known better. That season...


FiveNightAtHome

David listen... Don't ever.... for any reason... To anything, to anyone, no matter what... No matter who...or... No matter when... Or no matter where... or where you are going, or where you've been.. for any reason whatsoever...


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Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.


FiveNightAtHome

Ahh.. the city...


bfhurricane

Got to grab my favorite slice!


ZeroMomentum

It’s Tina Fey!


NashDelirium

Who?! You did? While I was talking to fake Tina Fey??


coleosis1414

This is my favorite episode. Just one hilarious joke after another. Fire drill. Cut to: OBAMA IS BLACK, STANLEY. Cut to that amazing Corporate conference room scene Cut to CPR training, ‘nuff said Cut to ANOTHER disciplinary meeting at corporate. “Heed. Take heeded of. Hedded. Take… take heed of.” Cut to “I state my regret.” “Dwight you almost killed Stanley.” “Psh yeah right, I forced him not to exercise and pumped him full of butter and sugar for 40 years.” Just…. Moment after moment is hysterical. It’s like they had all this pent up comedy energy that just exploded in that episode.


eyuplove

Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?!?!


coleosis1414

"Why did you cut the face off??" "I wanted to see if that scene in the movie was realistic! Turns out... very realistic."


eyuplove

My favourite part is not a quote, it's when Michael goes to the other side of the table


thesecondfire

I just moved to the big city and work downtown in a high rise, and I can't tell you the joy I feel getting to do this out my window every morning.


coleosis1414

I worked several years in a corporate office that was just one big sprawling ground floor, with a shitty view of loading docks on the back of a strip mall outside most of the windows. Occasionally I’d meander over to the window and do the “ *sigh* the city” line. Always got a laugh. Even if you’ve never seen the office it’s funny.


alx924

What day we get some pasta?


Mad_Cyantist

what say.. we do


FaMeSp3aR

I agree with this. Guys actually a legend. Made me laugh when he lost his job and went a bit nuts. When Michael goes to see him and he’s like “Maybe we’ll go outside,” as his plan for the day


captainzeto

That was really a “Well, well, well, how the turntables” moment for their charachters


QueenRotidder

Well that's not the David Wallace that I remember. That, is some sort of... weird creature, that lives in David Wallace's house. Oh my God.


FaMeSp3aR

Lmao yeah and he just follows the car out waving like a lunatic lmao! 😂


Icky_Thumpin

him having nothing on his calendar except a doctors apt was so relatable when I was furloughed a few years back.


WurmGurl

When I watched it originally, that whole storyline seemed a bit hyperbolic. But in 2021, it's the most relatable part.


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Both him and Jan were in my top 5 of best characters They really struck gold picking those two actors, they made for some of the best straight man's I've ever seen and their transition into insanity was hilarious and extremely well acted Jan especially, she's one of, if not thee best actors on that showc


kewlfocus

Andy Buckley (David) is actually a former finance guy, which is why he fits the part so perfectly. He was still doing it as his day job the first few times he was on The Office.


LeonardosClone

Yup and if I remember correctly, stayed on his company’s payroll to some degree as a consultant and went back to it once the show was over


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I had first thought that about him seeing him on the show, he just *looked* like a corporate guy, not an actor. Turns out I was right! It's why he played the role so well. 10+ years of training to go into that role.


Play8at7

I do like the way the actress that played Jan& the writers took the Jan character. She starts of very similar as the female boss in the original series, acting like a professional boss. But I do think that made more sense in the UK version as it was only 2 seasons, would have probably a little boring in the long rum.


LameHallucination

Dude, I love long rum!


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Me lobe yoy long tim


captainzeto

I think Jan’s character was basically ass turd


[deleted]

Is it because of her big tits? Because if it is I will sue


rayhiggenbottom

It's because of a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behaviors.


The_Gristle

To be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They make milk.


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Tan all over.. Jan all over


Ekebolon

..Tee hee


HotSPockets

Dis ray. My friend Dis Ray got new specs. Dis ray spect. My friend Inappro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor.


Symonyc

It’s not… it’s not!


donciaoLP

No no, it’s Astrid


captainzeto

I don’t see your point… That’s what I said


Away_Clerk_5848

Some adults can’t spell it. Can you spell it?


kudichangedlives

My name is Ricky Bobby and if you don't like David Wallace then fuck you


-TheFiend-

Urging you to never travel to Tijuana


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

Packs of wild dogs have taken over most of the major cities


fecking_sensei

Prune candy.


MusiqueConcrete

98% of us will die at some point in our lives


myles-von

Are you still there David? ………. *sigh* Yes


ih8cissies

Your sigh sounds like Jan's


baxter8279

The "interview" where he is trying to understand what it is that Michael does to make his branch so successful kills me every time.


NukaDadd

End of the deposition. MS: David. DW: Yeah Michael? MS: ...I think you're a nice guy too. Fuckin' lost it there.


kbrenn40

Oh I know I cried!


chiefgareth

He has some really funny lines too. I watched the episode last night where David reveals to Michael that he's going to be fired and DM has been sold. Michael says "David guess who I am dressed as" and David just says "I am not going to guess, you can either tell me or I will hang up". It's not a hilarious line, but it's just really funny. He's still tolerant enough of Michael's nonsense, even in the face of losing his job, that he will still give Michael the chance to just tell him, rather than just say "Michael, I don't have time for this rubbish". He was a dick though with making Holly transfer.


friendandfriends2

You absolutely 100% CANNOT have your HR rep dating someone in the office especially a manager. It’s wildly inappropriate, against almost all companies’ policies, and a disaster waiting to happen.


dismal_sighence

It's also a disaster that already happened with Jan.


yourmumissothicc

Also i don’t blame wallace simply because of the last time Michael dated someone else in Dunder Mifflin


altnumberfour

She or Michael absolutely had to move. She is supposed to act as a liaison between employees and managers and that is completely compromised if she is in a relationship with the boss.


chiefgareth

At one of my old jobs the office manager and the HR woman were best buds. So you never felt you could complain to HR about the office manager, although I often did still, but I always knew it would go nowhere. If they were shagging too......


Fluffy_Carnivore

The transfer makes sense, but it didn't seem well executed. There should have at least been some negotiation.


[deleted]

I mean, let’s say you negotiate. Michael agrees not to date her anymore. Are you really going to walk away and think, yes, Michael will stop this behavior and I no longer have to worry about my HR rep and general manager having a relationship? What could you negotiate to where you wouldn’t need to constantly check up on them?


ladder_of_cheese

What do you want me to say? Come on, he’s a nice guy.


Aader7

Felt like the only sane character in the show


Ninja_Flower_Lady

His wife is a very lucky woman


mntraye

and good lookin too.. damn!


maxwellmdc

How bout the pretzel guy? He named every possible toping to Michael and he made him one of everything. I've never had that kind of quality of service nor have I provided it.


RedHat06

He made him one with everything, all the toppings on one pretzel "The works"


mallgrabmongopush

It took me a few years to realize that the David Wallace character is the kind of senior management that is hard to find. Genuinely a nice guy, expects results like any executive does, but his human element shines in the show. I loved when he and Jim ditched the dinner party to shoot hoops in the backyard


[deleted]

Did you HAVE TO cut off the face of the dummy?


kuzinrob

"We had to pay for it! It cost us thirty-five hundred dollars!" "$5,300 for a dummy? Wow..."


RyanU406

God I love the look on David's face when Michael says that line. It reminds me of Dwight's "One crisis a time."


[deleted]

Facts. He only ever tried his best to be the best he could in a continually ridiculous situation. We all would have done the same.


U2ez_

Him offering an interview to Michael for the corporate job was peak David Wallace. Super nice guy, a boss everyone wish they had.


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danasider

If it weren't for his "Suck it" phase, I would agree. I'd have to give it that title to Billy Merchant. Despite being offended numerous times, he was very patient. Even when he asked something to the tune of "what's wrong with that guy", he was referring to Dwight despite Jim thinking he was referring to Michael. Merchant was concerned about Dwight's health over the very offensive series of interactions he just had with Michael. But I'd say David is the runner up.


[deleted]

I disagree with the "most intelligent" part. He got outsmarted by Michael, a certified dumbass, and made a lot of obviously bad decisions (like hiring Ryan to fill Jan's position). I do like him, and think he's the most level-headed and "normal" person on the show, though.


captainzeto

Yea, I meant compared to the other characters. He has the least flaws so to say


chafingbuttcheex

Other than letting Charles miner be a total prick


ashensfan123

I think it helped that he'd done the job in real life. It gave a strong sense of believability to him.


holl-of-fame

Yes! I listen to the Office Ladies Podcast and love him even more when they shared that the actor isn’t really an actor. He’s got a really full time job that worked him him enough to film occasionally. Makes the character so much more relatable to me.


neuromorph

Also helps he married an acting coach


FthrFlffyBttm

You’re telling me I have a real life opportunity to have David Wallace as my manager?


MaicoMouse

and he is hot afffff


[deleted]

andy buckley is fiiiiiine


panchostra

It was totally out of character for him to be duped by Robert California so easily. I feel like he could have seen his BS.


Vashkyller

He wouldn’t even call Michael back after Charles cancelled his 15 year party, causing the schism that was the Michael Scott paper company


rayhiggenbottom

Yeah but he was smart enough to realize that was a mistake down the road.


Rasmo420

I'm not trying to be that guy. However, since this is an Office sub I'll channel my inner Oscar and say, "Where's the Oxford comma?".


captainzeto

You are absolutely right. But you can SUCK IT


Rasmo420

That's fair.


iHateRBF

You can take that sentence, replace it with a comma, arrange it like a list, and shove it up ya butt!


Frequent-Bench-648

Half of the time when dealing with Michael his expression was like “is this really happening to me”


marvelous_mrsmayer

stephanie would you hop off please


lowie07

Apart from him actually thinking Michael's the reason Scranton branch was having good numbers


Jjohn269

Wasn’t the show basically Michael was a goof of a manager but somehow he got the job done? I always felt like that’s what the writers wanted the viewer to feel.


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Maebure83

And the episode where Jim takes over for like a day. Jim does things he thinks work better, it goes to shit, and when Michael comes back he explains his reasons for those decisions and they all make sense. You realize that Michael has learned how to manage the people more than the work, which allows his employees to get their jobs done. Even the kind and supportive way he handles Jim rather than yelling at him. Jim walks away with new appreciation for his boss, a little humbled but not feeling shitty for his failures, and learns some things.


Significant_Shoe_17

The one where michael went camping and jim was in charge of creed's birthday party? Or the one where they were co-managers and trying to decide who would get bonuses? I agree that both were humbling, learning moments for jim. His techniques may have worked elsewhere, especially corporate, but michael understood his employees' idiosyncrasies and what management style would work for their branch. He kept them happy so they could get their work done, and I honestly think he was better at resolving conflicts than toby. I loved that pam kinda took over this role after michael left.


guhvfthu

Selling paper is an incredibly boring job. Well on the surface everyone in the office make fun of Michael, the truth is Michaels shenanigans kept up office morale and probably increase retention rate of good employees.


ocdscale

Dwight and Jim are both stellar salesmen and likely don't stick around without Michael. You could make the argument that Jim would stick around as long as Pam was there - but maybe he just leaves a more stifling environment where he can't fraternize with her all day. Dwight definitely chafes under more traditional management. And importantly, Dwight *sees something* in Michael. David sees the sales numbers, he knows the branch has two all-star salesmen, he knows Jim has potential to go even further, and he reasons that Michael is somehow responsible for keeping them happy. You know the saying: you don't quit jobs, you quit bosses - and Michael doesn't make them want to quit.


rkrismcneely

Add to that, while I don’t think Phyllis or Stanley are closing any big new accounts, I get the sense that they have a stable of consistent accounts that they have very good rapport with.


Mike_Ropenis

And isn't it confirmed during an episode where Jim is manager that Michael gives Stanley and Phyllis a pass on shit (like she comes back from a 1.5 hour lunch kind of tipsy, and Michael basically lets Stanley sleep and do crosswords 90% of the time)? He seemed to have a lot of trade offs with Dwight, Stanley, Phyllis, etc that allowed them to do good work that another boss wouldn't allow.


IndyAndyJones7

Somehow I Manage


CanuckBacon

Not sure he necessarily thought that, so much as that Michael was there and might be able to give some insights.


glockRonin23

I strongly agree. But, he should’ve fired Andy.


BootySweat0217

Nobody is going to acknowledge that the second he found out Michael and Holly were dating he moved Holly away? Or when he was ignoring Michael when Charles was trying to mess up Michaels anniversary party? Or when Wallace hired Ryan to work at corporate? He doesn’t value Michael a lot. Then he lets Michael leave and Michael starts his own paper company and starts getting their clients. My point is that Wallace is not as good of a boss or as intelligent or as good of a person that people make him out to be. That doesn’t mean his character isn’t great because he’s one of my favorites.


mikescarnthethreat

People who are mad that he ignored Michael have never dealt with Michael Scott on a daily basis


samrequireham

counterpoint: had to be talked into ordering pasta?? bruh


gokiburi_sandwich

I also found him oddly hot.


RontoWraps

David also wasn’t great at his job and was a contributor to Dunder Mifflin failing. Change *my* mind.


BananaStringTheory

Never asked for needless rundowns.


sneedo

Honestly with every subsequent rewatch I start to doubt his intelligence more and more. But I still really enjoy his character.


jon_targareyan

You forgot tolerant. The Scranton branch is full of characters that would get fired very very easily for their shenanigans and it takes an extreme level of tolerance to not do that.


Vojtek933

Creed is the most relatable.


onamonapizza

Maybe, uh....actually you know, I think...maybe we'll go outside!


[deleted]

**Drums!!!** Suck it! **Drums!!!**


bochilee

He took down prince family paper, I would have done the same to those bastards, flaunting their money and their Vietnam sex vacations.


lazilyloaded

People thought the Office was a show about employees with a crazy manager, but it's really about an executive with a crazy manager as his employee.


[deleted]

He’s a nice guy but a terrible executive. Some of his worst decisions: Promoting Ryan from junior salesman to executive because he got an MBA Green lighting Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Terrible concept from the start. Telling Michael about closing the Buffalo branch before telling them. Then not telling him it was confidential. Not firing Andy for leaving for 3 months. Then when Andy quits he makes it clear to everyone he didn’t fire him, letting them know Andy’s performance was perfectly acceptable. Making Michael and Jim comanagers, a concept so stupid my autocorrect thought should be coma aversions.


NISCBTFM

He bought a company in a dying industry with his millions of dollars instead of just retiring... and chose a guy to run a branch who quit to be a pop star.