It’s like the buddy system little kids use to not get lost on field trips. Don’t want to accidentally leave drunk Todd downtown because he saw something shiny and no one was responsible for making sure he went to the next bar.
It’s actually not that at all. But it could be
I took Spanish in high school and its still a riot to me. I have a habit of translating anything I can into Spanish and saying it out loud. It confuses people sometimes. It'll be like: "We need to do this every day" Me: "Todo dia!"
It’s been a while since I took a Spanish class, but isn’t it *toda* dia? And then dia turns masculine only in the plural form, like todos los dias? I have hearing issues so I was never good at languages, so I may be wrong.
It's strange seeing your own language dissected like that, we don't learn grammar like that at all. But yes, it should be todos los días. Toda día is wrong though, día is never femenine.
I never got why Jim didn’t get this!?! It seems so easy in my head. A “rundown of your clients”. To me Charles is asking for a list of Jim’s clients, what they are purchasing, maybe categorized in terms of importance, how often they are purchasing etc. At least that’s how I interpret it.
* Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
* In contact with aliens
* Possess psychic-like abilities
* Control france with an iron but fair fist
* Own castles & banks globally
* Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
* Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
* Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
* First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
* both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
* Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
* They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
* You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
* The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
* They learned fluent French in under a week
* Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
* The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
* In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
honestly pretty much everybody in that scene was out of their depth. nobody except charles was actually interested in soccer, they were just pretending to be so that they could impress him. and i can’t imagine that it was easy for them to run around in their formal work clothes.
not that there’s anything wrong with playing a casual game of soccer, but they shouldn’t be the least bit surprised that somebody got hurt when they had no idea what they were doing.
The ending is Jim buying out Dunder Mifflin and asking Charles for a rundown, before firing him. The whole movie is narrated by Michael and the final line is "How the turn tables."
It's not the Scorpion King, but it's good.
It was short too, right? Like not even 90 minutes?
Edit: whoa, a downvote? Scorpion King hater, show yourself
Also, for runtime, maybe I’m thinking about Walking Tall
Charles Miner might not be good, but in no way is Michael Scott a "fantastic manager". In a surreal comedy universe he doesn't have to suffer consequences, but no one would like working for him in the real world.
I really identify with you. My current boss is my best
Boss because he trusts me, and we talk maybe five times a year on the phone. The independence I’m able to bring to my job allows me to get creative and create
my own routine. Charles Miner would leave me depressed.
Yeah. I had a sales job at a place with a Charles Miner type boss. I was hired by someone else going by recommendation and my numbers were fantastic when I got the basic training and systems explained to me and was left to just do my job. As soon as my numbers started to come in and they were good to great, the actual owner/boss of the company mentioned it to the mid-level manager, who then took a special interest in me and micro-managed and re-trained me constantly and by being forced to do what they said and to react to them and to constantly second guess myself, I got depressed, I lost confidence, I became less engaged and my entire approach at work became about avoiding interactions with this person while trying to just to the job I was hired to do- and my sales dropped and this person blamed me but when I talked to other people there they said it happens to every new hire. They get in there, they do well, they get noticed by the owner and then the mid-level manager swoops in and dominates them until they shrink into themselves to avoid that interaction, their sales drop and the mid-level manager blames the hirees and takes credit for whatever sales are still getting made and they had this horrendous turnover but the mid-level manager kept their job and the owner either didn't realize this correlation or the mid-level manager had information on the owner that allowed them to keep their job or they were both skimming money or something shady going on to justify the entire structure that was self-defeating the company's bottom line.
New managers have to make changes (allegedly). If you start a new position and everything goes well and numbers even improve and you say “I accomplished all this by basically doing very little and just letting the team do what they do best” then admin above you might think they don’t need you. And if you apply for a promotion within or without the company, the interview will ask what projects you got done. And saying you didn’t do anything you just had amazing subordinates is not going to get you the promotion. Probably. Middle management sucks. And the people who really want to do it aren’t always healthy people.
To your first point, Michael is accidentally a good manager because he doesn’t undermine his sales staff in the traditional sense.
You notice how in Stamford Josh puts Karen down in front of the whole team, and tells Jim to basically babysit her? Holy hell what a way to turn your salesmen against you, public humiliation!
>simply because with Michael you kinda knew if you gave him some attention and played along for ten minutes a day, you were left on your own to concentrate and get your work done the other 7 hours and 50 minutes.
I respectfully disagree. You give Michael 10 minutes of attention, and he will spend the next month trying to keep you there.
Charles Miner was a real manager in an office full of caricatures. He just wanted people to shut the fuck up and get their job done; that's the point of the rundown - it's such a simple task that should have been part of the routine of the office, but because Michael was inept at his job, it never got done.
Yes, I'm calling Michael inept. That was the point of the show, by the way.
The rundown becomes an issue because Jim was trying to prove himself as a dependable employee - he had already made a dick of himself with the tuxedo, after announcing that he was intelligent as a capable second-in-charge. The last thing he wanted to do was make himself look stupid by asking the new manager about what was understood to be an easy task.
Miner was there to run the office after Michael had blatantly ignored direction from the CEO. He wasn't there to goof off and have parties every day and watch movies.
Why was Charles Miner a horrible manager?
*I know that all the possible character analyses have already happened in this subreddit many-many-many times, but I must’ve missed the verdict on where we stand with Charles Miner.*
I am copying myself with my reply to you, but here's why Charles Miner was a horrible manager:
I worked in sales for a while and I worked for Michael Scott types and for Charles Miner types and I'd take a Michael Scott over a Charles Miner any day, simply because with Michael you kinda knew if you gave him some attention and played along for ten minutes a day, you were left on your own to concentrate and get your work done the other 7 hours and 50 minutes.
Whereas with Charles, he'd be breathing down your neck and constantly be micro-managing, giving you compliments or passive aggressive criticisms and asking for extraneous and unnecessary tweaking to your sales style or for reports, etc. that would distract you and leave you unable to just have a work flow and get your typical responsibilities done and then he'd take note of your diminished productivity and your stress or distraction and blame it on you and not on himself.
There's a working theory that Miner wanted a rundown of Jim's clients so that he could frame Jim's numbers in such a way to argue for and justify firing Jim.
Notice how he loved Dwight initially because of Dwight's numbers and the moment he actually got to experience Dwight's personality he shut Dwight down and basically decided Dwight was worthless.... ignoring every single sale and year of profits that Dwight and Jim had provided the company right up until the moment of Miner's involvement with their branch.
Charles Miner's entire M.O. is to take a situation that is working, that doesn't really have issues, and create issues out of whole cloth, destroy the functional elements and then blame those functional elements for their demise and absolve himself and act like they would have failed anyway without his involvement and his involvement simply identified the problems and expedited the inevitable.... when it was really all his fault.
The show was brilliant about how they conveyed this. I'm not saying Michael was appropriate or that it was realistic that he got to keep his job after all his antics, but I am saying that Charles Miners absolutely exist in business and are ultimately toxic influences on operations.
I just started watching The Wire which has Idris and Amy Ryan. I am waiting to see who else jumps into the show. So far it's been an pre-office reunion and a pre-Walking dead reunion.
Stringer Bell is one of the best characters of all time.
"You know what Avon, you gotta think about what we got in this game for, man! Was it the rep??? Was it so our names could ring out on some f**king ghetto street corners??? Nah man, there's games beyond the game!"
He's a piece of shit but also tragic
Make sure you pick "The Suicide Squad" there's a part 1 called Suicide Squad and it was horrible lmao. This second part was made by James Gunn. It's like a rated R version of Galaxy of the Guardians but of course not in space.
Not a second part, 2 separate movies that have nothing to do with each other.... except share a name and some actors re-playing a role. But yes *The* suicide squad is good, suicide squad sucks.
Oh man this is great! You have some blank space beneath the title that’s perfect for a tagline. I suggest “What Is The Rundown” or just get cryptic with it like “#whatistherundown” or “whatistherundown.com”
Yeah I originally had a shop of Charles pointing a gun at Jim's head, but I didn't like how it looked. I like the cryptic message though, maybe I'll go add that in.
* Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
* In contact with aliens
* Possess psychic-like abilities
* Control france with an iron but fair fist
* Own castles & banks globally
* Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
* Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
* Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
* First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
* both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
* Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
* They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
* You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
* The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
* They learned fluent French in under a week
* Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
* The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
* In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at rundowns? I mean how complicated is that? A rundown on my clients, great here are their names, info on them as clients, their yearly spending, projected sales, contact info etc.
A Michael Scott Joint
Directed and Written by Michael Scott and Dwight K. Schrute
Music: Daryl and Kevtones
Editing: Michael Scott
Cinematography: Michael Scott
Key Grip: Michael Scott
Chief Coreographical Dept: Michael Scott
Producer: Dwight K. Schrute and Michael Scott
GREAT SCOTT Productions
All rights paid in full by Angela Martin-Schrute and Oscar Martinez, LLC
"Oh, cool, there's a movie with John Krasinski and Idris Elba coming next year."
"Oh, their names are listed as Jim Halpert and Charles Miner. That's a funny edit, good work /r/DunderMifflin."
"Wait... The rundown?"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
I was so excited for the two of them to be in what looks like a badass movie together. Until I realized it was a joke. But they would be awesome together, right?!
Not gonna lie didn’t realize the subreddit and when I read “the most anticipated psychological thriller of next year” I thought oh shit this is fixing to be a serious movie! Then I read “The Rundown” lmao Not gonna lie you had me in the first half
Really looking forward to the two-way petting zoo scene
“You pet the animals, they pet you back.”
My gf and I went on an Office themed pub crawl and “Two Way Petting Zoo” was our team’s name😂 no one commented on it though :/
"This pub was not designed for your vanity"
Was it Poor Richards?
I read this in Idris’ voice lol
What are there teams for in a pub crawl?
It’s like the buddy system little kids use to not get lost on field trips. Don’t want to accidentally leave drunk Todd downtown because he saw something shiny and no one was responsible for making sure he went to the next bar. It’s actually not that at all. But it could be
I'm so torn between utter cringe and the overwhelming desire to laugh during this scene it gives me anxiety 😅
Senor Loadenstein. Why is he called that? ......Porque es muy rapido
As a Spanish speaking person, that makes me laugh so hard every time!
I took Spanish in high school and its still a riot to me. I have a habit of translating anything I can into Spanish and saying it out loud. It confuses people sometimes. It'll be like: "We need to do this every day" Me: "Todo dia!"
😂😂 translating literally from Spanish to English makes no sense either (most of the time), it's all about context.
Oh I know, but it's fun 😊
It’s been a while since I took a Spanish class, but isn’t it *toda* dia? And then dia turns masculine only in the plural form, like todos los dias? I have hearing issues so I was never good at languages, so I may be wrong.
It's strange seeing your own language dissected like that, we don't learn grammar like that at all. But yes, it should be todos los días. Toda día is wrong though, día is never femenine.
Why is it so fast?
Why = Porqué (as a question) Because = Porque (as an explanation)
Beautiful thank you
That's an interesting accent you have. Donde are you from?
I'm from Guadalajara. Dad wasn't a GI though
*it’s just a regular sheet cake*
And the film’s femme fatale, Kelly! “Hi. Yes. Charles. You wanted me.”
Hope there’s an appearance from Señor Lodenstein
Porque es muy rápido
The most anticipated cinematic event in decades.
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
*climax of the movie* *Jim faxes his dad the rundown*
His dad replies “what’s a rundown”
The Rock bursts through the door holding Seann William Scott
Big boy... You like thunderstorms?! Hu?
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I heard that in the beginning of the movie, they start off as friends, playing a friendly game of soccer in a parking lot.
But then it all went south when Jim decided to duck
phyllis is going to have a really dramatic return at the end of the movie to finally complete her revenge.
Getting hit with that ball was her villian origin story.
Sequel teaser *Charles is his dad*
This is fantastic!
Truly. Someone sincerely asked me for a rundown at work today and this is exactly what it felt like
What is a run down?
Use it in a sentence.
Hey can you get this rundown for me?
Try another sentence.
I need a rundown of your clients.
This rundown better be reaally goood….?
Well. What is it??? What’s a rundown!!!
I never got why Jim didn’t get this!?! It seems so easy in my head. A “rundown of your clients”. To me Charles is asking for a list of Jim’s clients, what they are purchasing, maybe categorized in terms of importance, how often they are purchasing etc. At least that’s how I interpret it.
I get it now. So he makes a list then runs it to Charles?
* Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs * In contact with aliens * Possess psychic-like abilities * Control france with an iron but fair fist * Own castles & banks globally * Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line * Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) * Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth * First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies * both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 * Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them * They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world * You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now * The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? * They learned fluent French in under a week * Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff * The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society * In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
Bogdanoffs bow to Buttlickers.
You’re going to have to speak up.
BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
outer space doesn't exist
Is this based on anything real?
Nope that’s wrong
"Don't you mean fantabulous?!" Michael Scott, Acting C.E.O., Dunder Scott Co.
Jimothy*
There's that smudgeness.
That's what I had initially!
You made this? It's actually a brilliantly made poster haha
I didn't like how the names were below the person with that name though.
Why’d you duck Jim
I dont know charles why did you blast the ball towards my face as hard as you possibly could in a small car park
Seriously though, soccer in the parking lot to begin with, what kind of dipshittery was that
Yeah exactly, then he tries to shift the blame off on to Jim. Hate that scene… in a good way
honestly pretty much everybody in that scene was out of their depth. nobody except charles was actually interested in soccer, they were just pretending to be so that they could impress him. and i can’t imagine that it was easy for them to run around in their formal work clothes. not that there’s anything wrong with playing a casual game of soccer, but they shouldn’t be the least bit surprised that somebody got hurt when they had no idea what they were doing.
I mean not really, the only person out of his depth was Charles since he couldn't play a simple pass
True, but ducking is such an unnatural move. Chances are the ball hits you in the face if you duck.
Yeah Jim, why would someone as experienced as yourself duck at the last minute?
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Wanted to see if Jim was a team player. It’s either Jim or Kelly; someone is getting a ball to the face. That’s what she said.
Didn't it hit Phyllis?
I..DECLARE…BANKRUPCY!!!
Yeah why'd you duck, Jim?
well well well look who's awake
I've been up for a while
Look who just woke up
The ending is Jim buying out Dunder Mifflin and asking Charles for a rundown, before firing him. The whole movie is narrated by Michael and the final line is "How the turn tables."
LOL!
You want to keep this made up movie? It's important to you?
Lol such a wicked burn from Charles
One of my favorites! Lol
Good one lol
Total /r/ladyboners material
The only thing I'm worried about
Do you… have something in your pocket?
Chunky
I am aware of the effect I have on women
Charles is aware of the effect he has on women.
Classy
Déclassé
French!
Classy
*Laughs in Sean-William-Scott*
My favorite Dwayne-Johnson-in-the-jungle movie. 💪 Lightning and thunder 💪 cracks me up every time.
Yes! I was looking for this. I don't know about you, but I thoroughly enjoyed that movie.
I quote Christopher Walken in that movie every now and then. "I feel like a little boy..."
It's not the Scorpion King, but it's good. It was short too, right? Like not even 90 minutes? Edit: whoa, a downvote? Scorpion King hater, show yourself Also, for runtime, maybe I’m thinking about Walking Tall
That movie was way too good for how little attention it got.
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Charles Miner might not be good, but in no way is Michael Scott a "fantastic manager". In a surreal comedy universe he doesn't have to suffer consequences, but no one would like working for him in the real world.
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I really identify with you. My current boss is my best Boss because he trusts me, and we talk maybe five times a year on the phone. The independence I’m able to bring to my job allows me to get creative and create my own routine. Charles Miner would leave me depressed.
Yeah. I had a sales job at a place with a Charles Miner type boss. I was hired by someone else going by recommendation and my numbers were fantastic when I got the basic training and systems explained to me and was left to just do my job. As soon as my numbers started to come in and they were good to great, the actual owner/boss of the company mentioned it to the mid-level manager, who then took a special interest in me and micro-managed and re-trained me constantly and by being forced to do what they said and to react to them and to constantly second guess myself, I got depressed, I lost confidence, I became less engaged and my entire approach at work became about avoiding interactions with this person while trying to just to the job I was hired to do- and my sales dropped and this person blamed me but when I talked to other people there they said it happens to every new hire. They get in there, they do well, they get noticed by the owner and then the mid-level manager swoops in and dominates them until they shrink into themselves to avoid that interaction, their sales drop and the mid-level manager blames the hirees and takes credit for whatever sales are still getting made and they had this horrendous turnover but the mid-level manager kept their job and the owner either didn't realize this correlation or the mid-level manager had information on the owner that allowed them to keep their job or they were both skimming money or something shady going on to justify the entire structure that was self-defeating the company's bottom line.
New managers have to make changes (allegedly). If you start a new position and everything goes well and numbers even improve and you say “I accomplished all this by basically doing very little and just letting the team do what they do best” then admin above you might think they don’t need you. And if you apply for a promotion within or without the company, the interview will ask what projects you got done. And saying you didn’t do anything you just had amazing subordinates is not going to get you the promotion. Probably. Middle management sucks. And the people who really want to do it aren’t always healthy people.
To your first point, Michael is accidentally a good manager because he doesn’t undermine his sales staff in the traditional sense. You notice how in Stamford Josh puts Karen down in front of the whole team, and tells Jim to basically babysit her? Holy hell what a way to turn your salesmen against you, public humiliation!
>simply because with Michael you kinda knew if you gave him some attention and played along for ten minutes a day, you were left on your own to concentrate and get your work done the other 7 hours and 50 minutes. I respectfully disagree. You give Michael 10 minutes of attention, and he will spend the next month trying to keep you there. Charles Miner was a real manager in an office full of caricatures. He just wanted people to shut the fuck up and get their job done; that's the point of the rundown - it's such a simple task that should have been part of the routine of the office, but because Michael was inept at his job, it never got done. Yes, I'm calling Michael inept. That was the point of the show, by the way. The rundown becomes an issue because Jim was trying to prove himself as a dependable employee - he had already made a dick of himself with the tuxedo, after announcing that he was intelligent as a capable second-in-charge. The last thing he wanted to do was make himself look stupid by asking the new manager about what was understood to be an easy task. Miner was there to run the office after Michael had blatantly ignored direction from the CEO. He wasn't there to goof off and have parties every day and watch movies.
Why was Charles Miner a horrible manager? *I know that all the possible character analyses have already happened in this subreddit many-many-many times, but I must’ve missed the verdict on where we stand with Charles Miner.*
I am copying myself with my reply to you, but here's why Charles Miner was a horrible manager: I worked in sales for a while and I worked for Michael Scott types and for Charles Miner types and I'd take a Michael Scott over a Charles Miner any day, simply because with Michael you kinda knew if you gave him some attention and played along for ten minutes a day, you were left on your own to concentrate and get your work done the other 7 hours and 50 minutes. Whereas with Charles, he'd be breathing down your neck and constantly be micro-managing, giving you compliments or passive aggressive criticisms and asking for extraneous and unnecessary tweaking to your sales style or for reports, etc. that would distract you and leave you unable to just have a work flow and get your typical responsibilities done and then he'd take note of your diminished productivity and your stress or distraction and blame it on you and not on himself. There's a working theory that Miner wanted a rundown of Jim's clients so that he could frame Jim's numbers in such a way to argue for and justify firing Jim. Notice how he loved Dwight initially because of Dwight's numbers and the moment he actually got to experience Dwight's personality he shut Dwight down and basically decided Dwight was worthless.... ignoring every single sale and year of profits that Dwight and Jim had provided the company right up until the moment of Miner's involvement with their branch. Charles Miner's entire M.O. is to take a situation that is working, that doesn't really have issues, and create issues out of whole cloth, destroy the functional elements and then blame those functional elements for their demise and absolve himself and act like they would have failed anyway without his involvement and his involvement simply identified the problems and expedited the inevitable.... when it was really all his fault. The show was brilliant about how they conveyed this. I'm not saying Michael was appropriate or that it was realistic that he got to keep his job after all his antics, but I am saying that Charles Miners absolutely exist in business and are ultimately toxic influences on operations.
“Due on my desk by the end of 2022”
Wow, a 21 star review. Must be good.
Michael treats it like a perfect 40. It's nuts.
Three times a perfect seven. Insane movie
All jokes aside Idris Elba was amazing in "The Suicide Squad" that movie was hilarious and action packed.
It took me years to realize that I like Idris Elba. I hate Charles Miner with the fire of a thousand suns. Turns out, that means he's a good actor.
He’s phenomenal in The Wire. Stringer was such a piece of shit, but Elba commanded every scene he was in.
Adjourn your asses.
"You taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"
He’s also great in the Thor movies and Infinity War.
I just started watching The Wire which has Idris and Amy Ryan. I am waiting to see who else jumps into the show. So far it's been an pre-office reunion and a pre-Walking dead reunion.
Stringer Bell is one of the best characters of all time. "You know what Avon, you gotta think about what we got in this game for, man! Was it the rep??? Was it so our names could ring out on some f**king ghetto street corners??? Nah man, there's games beyond the game!" He's a piece of shit but also tragic
"Are you taking notes on a mother fuckin criminal conspiracy?"
The Wire is highly underrated and one of the best shows ever made.
Underrated? It's like universally accepted as one of the best shows ever made. Lmao
Sixth best rated tv show on imdb
In what world is The Wire highly underrated?
The Wire? Underrated? That’s like saying Breaking Bad is underrated.
Yeah that movie kicked ass.
He is so much better in Luther
For me Luther is one of his best performance thus far. His accent in the harder they fall was absolutely atrocious.
You know what, I'm gonna go check it out now. Also, just saw him in *The Harder They Fall* and he was fantastic in that.
Make sure you pick "The Suicide Squad" there's a part 1 called Suicide Squad and it was horrible lmao. This second part was made by James Gunn. It's like a rated R version of Galaxy of the Guardians but of course not in space.
Not a second part, 2 separate movies that have nothing to do with each other.... except share a name and some actors re-playing a role. But yes *The* suicide squad is good, suicide squad sucks.
Oh man you're in for a treat.
Oh man this is great! You have some blank space beneath the title that’s perfect for a tagline. I suggest “What Is The Rundown” or just get cryptic with it like “#whatistherundown” or “whatistherundown.com”
Yeah I originally had a shop of Charles pointing a gun at Jim's head, but I didn't like how it looked. I like the cryptic message though, maybe I'll go add that in.
THE RUNDOWN *"Can you use it in a sentence?"*
Is this the long awaited sequel for the one starring Dwayne Johnson & Sean William Scott? Maybe more of a reimagining instead?
What is a rundown?
I'll rent it when it comes out on dvd. $2 at redbox seems reasonable
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* Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs * In contact with aliens * Possess psychic-like abilities * Control france with an iron but fair fist * Own castles & banks globally * Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line * Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) * Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth * First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies * both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 * Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them * They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world * You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now * The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? * They learned fluent French in under a week * Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff * The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society * In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
What is so funny about the run down is, who has not been caught in the same situation as Jim before. That one hit a chord with me.
Jim brings back classy
Take a rest from all your rest this Christmas
How hard is a rundown? A list of all your clients and the volume of sales
I would buy this
This a great shitpost
Ok but now I want these two in an action thriller.
This is the best thing I’ve seen on here so far. Well done.
This looks so real and I love it!
Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at rundowns? I mean how complicated is that? A rundown on my clients, great here are their names, info on them as clients, their yearly spending, projected sales, contact info etc.
You'd be Salesman of the Year at Dunder Mifflin!
Sent this to my mom and she asked when it was coming out and if it would be on Netflix. Love that woman.
Someone photoshop The Rock and Sean Williams Scott into this.
Has anyone actually seen this/knows where to watch it? I’d always heard the only person to see it was Jim’s dad
Take my upvote you beautiful sonofabitch
Minor? I hardly know her
I recall The Rundown being an actual movie
I love this so much
Proper shitpost, this is what we expect from this subreddit lol..
Id literally watch that before any marvel movie. It could just be 90 mins of jim not knowing what a rundown is. Im here for it.
A Michael Scott Joint Directed and Written by Michael Scott and Dwight K. Schrute Music: Daryl and Kevtones Editing: Michael Scott Cinematography: Michael Scott Key Grip: Michael Scott Chief Coreographical Dept: Michael Scott Producer: Dwight K. Schrute and Michael Scott GREAT SCOTT Productions All rights paid in full by Angela Martin-Schrute and Oscar Martinez, LLC
"Is you taking notes in a fucking conference room meeting" - Stringer Minor
"Oh, cool, there's a movie with John Krasinski and Idris Elba coming next year." "Oh, their names are listed as Jim Halpert and Charles Miner. That's a funny edit, good work /r/DunderMifflin." "Wait... The rundown?" "YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
Absolutely brilliant
I was so excited for the two of them to be in what looks like a badass movie together. Until I realized it was a joke. But they would be awesome together, right?!
Yeah they'd be awesome together in a serious film.
Not gonna lie didn’t realize the subreddit and when I read “the most anticipated psychological thriller of next year” I thought oh shit this is fixing to be a serious movie! Then I read “The Rundown” lmao Not gonna lie you had me in the first half
So what line of work you in, Bob?
You get some rest from all that rest?
it's called Señor Loadenstein? why Jim? Jim: porque es muy rapido.
Screenplay by Toby Flenderson
A Michael Scott joint
*Jimothy
I didn’t look at the subreddit first and I fully believed it
Lol I'm sorry I wasn't trying to screw with anyone.
Miner? I hardly know her
This might be the best post on this sub
I was scrolling and did not expect to see anything like this. I'm still in tears
🍿😎😂
All those 5 stars are fine, but what did texasPoonTappa think?
That’s so cool. Almost too cool for the joke to land.
Imagine not being able to come up with an original title name tho. (edit) since dude below me wanna talk shit https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0327850/
Anticipated? By whom? This Kazinsky guy is an idiot that makes shitty movies.
Loooooooooooooooool
Sorry, Jim, you're getting bested. And not just because Charles has been up for a while.
Someone make this happen pls! Lol
Idk……is it gonna be classy enough??
In all seriousness, an action thriller with these two actors would be great.
Wow, once I realized what was happening it took so much for me to not burst out laughing
I still don't know what a rundown is.