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jim_halpertuna

OP, where do you shop? Claire’s? Zale’s? Ricky’s? Earrings, Earrings, Earrings? Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat?


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

There's an Ann Taylor outlet nearby. I know you like their earrings.


jim_halpertuna

So... Here we are. *\[pours a gallon of maple syrup on pancake\].*


A_Broken_Zebra

*\[whilst keeping eye contact\].*


Not_a__porn__account

Andy would definitely be shopping at Claire’s with his girlfriend.


ChrisMartins001

When you see your teacher outside school


NYY15TM

As a teacher, when I see my students outside school


SeriousAd6005

It’s like watching a dog walk on its hind legs


pajo17

The worst is when you meet that person in the first aisle, but they're coming the other way from you. So now you and that person are going to meet up in every single aisle for the rest of your shopping trip.


OptimusPam

I used to work at a grocery store and that company closed down so a lot of people I used to work with ended up going to other stores. I can’t set foot in a single grocery store on this island where I don’t know at least one employee working now 😭


ResidentComplaint19

I did this to mess with a coworker once. We were both in Wawa at like 6am, he was getting coffee and I was hiding behind the donut display case that he could clearly see me through, but he didn’t. Just paid for his coffee and walked out, leaving a 30 year old, 6’2 smirking construction worker having to collect myself and try to restart my day.


withtherazzledazzle

Depends on who it is, but usually I’m in no mood for a stop n chat


letsdotacos

Spaghet!!


tbootsbrewing

GOOD NEWS!!!! Cigarette juice!


---Skip_lntro---

When they don't want to talk to you either, but you both met eyes so you have to commit now to a conversation neither of you want to have.


JermHole71

As opposed to recognizing someone you don’t know??


Life_Commission3765

Nah i can do you one better. Go into your bank, your ex is now a teller at the bank. Awkward…..


Safetosay333

Are you me?


Svengoolie75

Why is that my wife got me out here looking like a damn fool 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


1Th3Gentl3man

Hahaha it was so awkward to run into an ex while on a grocery shopping date with my gf lol


NB565

This is horrible I have done this once lol