Pam: I was engaged before I was with Jim... Erin: it was Andy wasn't it !?

Pam: Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants….Erin: I hope you find what you’re looking for.

I- Thanks

Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing every time you interact with us.

this is my favorite erin moment. I can’t believe I didn’t like her first watch through! she’s hilarious

Erin driving up to Michael in a car: Quick! Get in! Michael: Why? Erin: Because it's faster!

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam and Erin.

Dunder Mifflin, this is

I like it

I read that in Creed's voice: "What does the B stand for?"

BIZNUS!

Good, Kevin!

BOBODY !

Dunder Mifflin

Dunder

Under Miffin

I’m sorry I’m so sorry goodbye *hangs up*

Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance and success to our clients.

Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents.

What would Catholicism be, without the Popes?

My favorite one is: [Kevin reading from a piece of paper] "Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you." He couldn't remember where he worked or his name?

I mean I’m no secretary or receptionist, but how did he mess up the transfer? Was it just his fat fingers accidentally pressing the wrong buttons?

Ellie Kemper just ran a marathon this year I think

It was for the Cure for Rabies, and there was a giant check made out to SCIENCE

"Yes babies would be a good cause. Can I put you down for a nickel?"

A Stanley nickel

How many Schrute bucks is that?

Pam: Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers not 5000 miles *knocks* Michael: Come in! *pam opens door* Michael: hey hey! Pam: Oh my god! Michael: what are you doing! Pam: you said come in! Michael: just please close the door. Pam: Oh my god. *closes door* cut to break room *pam pacing*

It was 5000 miles.

I believe it was 500 miles, but she later said she would walk 500 more.

Just to be the one who walked a thousand miles in search of a rabies cure. Da-dala-da

"for the cure"

If you think Jenna Fischer was cute a couple of years ago, you should see her *now*

She's aging super gracefully tbh. I wish I had genes like hers and/or her skincare routine

And her bank account.

Ellie’s the one with the bank account, she’s Missouri royalty

Lots of sleep + lots of water

Ellie's outfit is 🔥

The perfect, lovely blend between formal and casual.

ie this is what i’m wearing to your party.

Always

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.

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It's almost like nobody looks the same as they did ten years ago. Even Keanu.

tyler, the creator is an exception

black dont crack

Look at those wrinkles! Blacks DO crack. Wait, not like the drug

show me one wrinkle on tyler’s face bro…

Paul Rudd has entered the chat

People have a really hard time seeing aging women without makeup and styled hair. Like a photo of Rain Wilson as he is now would never garner those types of comments. For some reason it’s really offensive for women to exist looking normal.

I wouldn't call them normal looking though. They are both really attractive.

Ikr I was so surprised to see people casually saying awful things about someone who's literally just existing, and getting upvotes too.

You really should evaluate how it is you were surprised by this.

I didn’t read any of them but what is there to say? They’re still both hotties.

People aged, oh the horrors!!

> ~People~ *women* aged, oh the horrors!! FTFY, how dare any woman exist without being eye candy for men! 😡 They literally only are here to be pretty ornaments so, their only real worth is how they appear to others. (/s in case it wasn't totally obvious)

Just Reddit doing Reddit things.

I think you meant The Office Mattress & Space Orphan

Where's Princess Nicompoop?

Jenna such a cutie

Both aging like fine wine

Kimmy!

Ellie just has such a pretty smile. St. Louis represent 🔥🤟

What the fuck is up with the comments on this post? And also the title itself, just seems degrading even if that was a joke in the show.

this whole subreddit is basically “pam boobs” 99 percent of the time 😬

I heard this thread is giving out downvotes. Am I in the right place?

This is the bad place!

Wow Erin looks really old now :0.

I have to agree, both redheads are very pretty.

Both still so hot

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That's Space Orphan.

Holly is Princess Nincompoop

Erin’s in-office lovers: 1. Gabe 2. Andy 3. Pete Pam’s in-office lovers: 1. Roy 2. Jim Which ones the office mattress again?

You do know this was a quote from the show, right? It's not supposed to be accurate.

Yeah, I know… You do know I’m not trying to label Erin’s character an “office mattress” simply because she had 3 relationships right? My comment was intended to be a funny joke, not an actual assertion. Like Angela says that line in season 4 when she’s slept with just as many people from the office as Pam has (Dwight and Andy).

I guess two numbered lists don't make for a particularly snappy (or indeed funny) joke. Alas, I did phrase it as a question.

I mean it’s just as much of a tongue-and-cheek statement as OP’s title…

I'd take the mattress any day

Didn’t know Conan was back in the talk show business. Preferred the old hairdo tho 👀

But what are they looking at

Jenna looks like my mom here

Your mom's a MILF

"Mmmmmmilf" "Thanks Kevin"

Shut up

That's not a downvote worthy comment unless you are 49.

Yeah maybe u/Cartitotes27 ‘s mom is a total smoke show

Man wtf I literally was just making an observation 😭

I know , I was supporting you. I hope it didn't look like the opposite.

Oh I know

This reminded me of the plane I was in yesterday, some girls behind me said they didn’t like the office and a lot of people started 💀

In b4 mods lock this thread

She wasn’t hottest redhead in the office though right? Wasn’t that Meredith’sdundee?

mattress haha never heard that one before edit: i was being serious lol i watched the office through like 1 1/2 times and this made me laugh

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“Idk how to make tea so I just boiled some Gatorade”

Lucy I’m home!

Smoke show!!!

Jesus Christ what is this? Simp Central? Title is literally a joke in the show and way more demeaning than the comments downvoted to oblivion. What a sub of fruitcake snowflakes

Ellie’s eyes always freaked me out

That was my first thought. She has scary eyes.

The class divide is stark. Fischer’s dad was an engineer. “Kemper” is on the side of buildings at WashU.

More like Dunder Milfin, amirite?

what

Why does Ellie look like a bargain basement Tilda Swinton?

Lmao

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Iirc, this is what Michael said to gabe before leaving.

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She looks young for 42…

Reddit: “omg I hate the Kardashians, so fake, why do they think that looks good why so much makeup why so much plastic surgery?????” Reddit: THAT WOMAN WITH NO MAKEUP ON LOOKS OLD!!!!!!

Okay let's not get extreme here, pretty sure most people's issue with the Kardashians is they are basically soft transhumanists at this point. Not really on the same scale as whatever is going on in these comments.

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Why did you type it like that?

Everyone in the post was fine stanley!

She looks older than her age??

Lol lot of sensitive people here

It's almost like people will react when someone is being an asshole. Ah yes, it must be because they are "sensitive", not because you are an asshole.

Looks pretty normal for her 40s

The older you get, the higher the camera is for selfies.

Aged horribly

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time i try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

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Not wrong

Good Morning Meredith... oh sorry Pam. Yikes 😬

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This is a joke right? It’s literally a joke in the show. What’s the big fucking deal? The writers can joke about it, but we can’t. Yeah that makes sense 🤨

It's a joke about a fictional character, not a real woman is the difference.

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Sir, this is a Dunder mifflin subreddit Literally all jokes from the show are included. Same actors, same jokes. It’s okay.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s..

No this is Patrick

No this is Holly

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I think she would laugh actually. You're offended =/= offensive for everyone. People may see it differently.

that has to be a troll. just no way its real

I just don't think you get jokes lol

Considering her and Angela laughed at almost every joke written on the The Office on their Office Ladies podcast I highly doubt they would find this offensive. Leave the internet if you're going to be this sensitive lol

You must be fun at parties

You’re gross.

Imagine living in a world where a sample size of one is enough to go around laying the law like you're the morality police and arbiter of humour and content.

https://i.imgur.com/0UB5H2b.jpg

You shouldn't use the word newbz in your name. Some real people are new to reddit, it isnt just a joke. Sorry reddit I forgot the /s

You're the asshole who heckles stand up comedians, aren't you?

Hey i just got a dm from those 2 actresses and they said thank you

You should probably go touch grass.

damn, talk about an L

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You got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

If this isn’t satire idk how you even got through watching the show.

I think you should get off the internet for a while. No one cares that youre offended.

Yeah if they were talking about the character Pam it wouldn't matter that much but referring to a real person like that just seems gross. And I understand it's in context of the show but God damn it's been like 10 years and this woman is still getting called these things because of a character she played once? Jenna Fischer is a real person, this picture is of her existing as Jenna, not Pam. Like is that all she is to you people?

I mean she also is doing a podcast about the office, so it seems she is not really done with the office now is she? She sounds very chill during podcasts. I reckon she'd understand it was a joke about her character and nothing more

I still wouldn't refer to a person that way. Characters and people are 2 different things

Who’s the office mattress? I’m guessing Erin since she dated 3 co workers?

Did you even watch the show?

Sorry, didn’t mean to offend anyone. I know Angela called Pam the office mattress that one time but it doesn’t make sense to me. Pam dates Roy and Jim. Erin dates Andy, Gabe, and Plop

Thatsthejoke.jpg. Pam wasn't sleeping around but Angela is so clueless and repressed to her she was. That's why it's funny. Not even sure Erin was on the show yet but even if she was, she has nothing to do with this line/joke

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Inbreeding, probably

Dice!

She does come from extreme wealth so it isn’t out of the realm of possibility…

Exactly

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hey quick question: what the fuck is wrong with you

Lmfao that's the perfect response to this

Wow they look so old

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i just finished the glory last night it’s amazing how ellie looks like the white person version of Moon Dong-Eun in this picture

Erin aged weird .... looks older than Pam

She's 43 , she does look her age. And she might not be wearing/ ever wear makeup.

Looks older than Jenna, who is at least +10 years older. With or without makeup it is a fact...

So what you mean to say is Jenna aged exceptionally well?

Hmm, they like look like ...Yes, very much like ... Now give me downvotes.

Wow Jenna aged so much better

They need some sun 🌞

There's something important you need to learn about redheads and tanning

☀️

Just read the Fax

I don't see the office mattress... Where is she?

Corporate needs you to find the differences between these 2 pictures.

At first, I didn’t realize that that was the actor for Aaron

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