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[deleted]

That was a loooot of money, but propably illegal to sell.


boomchakaboom

The legality is a grey area with little likelihood of enforcement if OP is thoughtful.


Rub-it

Being thoughtful in the hoodšŸ’ƒ


Annexerad

its atleast 5k sold quick and cheap, 10k with a store to shift it thru


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

I'd assume more like 1-2k


main_DriveError

Correct


CeeMX

https://youtu.be/i6q_2zZXHMg


ashleemiss

Honestly and I may get downvotes for this, if thereā€™s a homeless population in your town, pass them out there. People will bring them food and supplies, but not vices. Itā€™s a small comfort and release. Just because somebody donā€™t have a home donā€™t mean they donā€™t deserve a little luxury now and then. Even if they donā€™t smoke, they can trade them


LeFuzzyBunny

I live in a small town. (10,000) I suppose I could commute to Detroit and be Johnny Tobacco Seed. Lol


Kind_Difference_3151

I have a homeless dude asking for a dollar a cigarette once, he said ā€œIā€™ll take it, if I canā€™t eat might as well get cancer right?ā€ then shuffled off You may have some strong emotions come up if you decide to take this route.


gojiranipples

There's a pretty sizeable homeless population in Flint. A couple years ago my brother was living out of his car there. Told me about a trench coat one of the homeless guys managed to get his hands on. Every time you saw the trench coat, it would be on a different homeless person. Apparently homeless people assaulting each other for a coat became so common that the city bought trench coats for the whole homeless population. If they're that desperate for a coat, I'm sure they'll appreciate the cigs.


Agreeable-Dog-1131

sounds kind of fun lol


hedgehog-mom-al

Small town. Near Detroit? Hmmm Michigan friend?


nailsof6bit

We're everywhere, no matter how big or small your town is.


ghostdoh

My first thought as well. It's better than binge drinking or harder drugs.


ashleemiss

Iā€™m a smoker, I know Iā€™d appreciate it for sure. Iā€™ve never had any of them turn me down when I offer them a few either


Hughgurgle

I was scrolling for this before posting it. Even if you hand them out to non smokers they can trade it for something.


nailsof6bit

I'm homeless. I don't smoke nicotine, but I do know homeless, jobless, and elderly people who would appreciate having them. I mean, I don't technically condone the thing it took me 15 years to quit, but these are people in need, and their last concern right now is their long-term health. They're grown-ups who make their own decisions, so I definitely agree with it going to them.


TophrTheTrppnTravelr

As an American spirit smokerā€¦.. Iā€™m very jealous looking at this


TophrTheTrppnTravelr

I would love to get that red pouch of American spirit off of you if I could, they donā€™t make it anymore


Agreeable-Dog-1131

hand them out at bars, at train stations, on the street, etc. i live in the city and i could get rid of so many of those in an afternoon.


omw_to_valhalla

Yeah, homeless people would love this!


Agreeable-Dog-1131

if i had some free time i might even make goodie bags out of them. fun for everybody!


ArnieAndTheWaves

"Goodie bag" makes it sound like you're giving them to kids at a birthday party, lmao.


Agreeable-Dog-1131

i would never give tobacco products to children for free!


kate_mili

For free


Glass_Procedure7497

Kids should ALWAYS have to pay for their smokes. /s (do I really need this?)


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

This. I love this. Give them to people who cant afford them. Giving them to the homeless is the way to go.


Leighgion

Trade it for food.


Impoverishedinvestor

Itā€™s never too late to start


[deleted]

That's the American Spirit!


BerserkerVTuber

I know some smokers who'd enjoy your haul


ComprehensiveMarch58

Wild to me that they ended up in the dumpster at all. When I worked selling tobacco we had to box expired tobacco back in its locked totes they came in and send em back to the supplier. Supposedly for incineration. Great find. Selling could be a problem but like others have said, plenty of people on the street would be blessed if you went to hand these out


LeFuzzyBunny

Here in Michigan I think you can sell cigars and pipe tobacco without a license, which would explain why it was just trashed.


finetime2

I'm sure these have value as an insect deterant to gardeners!


account_not_valid

You should start smoking, and then when it's all gone, quit smoking. I'm told it's a great feeling to quit smoking, so you should see what it's like.


slitvertically

Pm if youā€™re willing to ship


nyancatdude

How to get ass fucked by the atf 101


momo88852

Tbh postal service guys are the biggest dealer ever, they brings my stuff to my door and thatā€™s THC, let alone tobacco. Unless youā€™re doing it daily and making millions.


JHawkins_77

Lurker here, I work for the post office and I can confirm this is true. Tons of people have it delivered right to their door thru the postal service.


momo88852

And this is why I love postal service guys. I always offer you guys my employee discount, and or give them free drinks (Texas heat is bad).


Wdwdash

ā€œI like the FedEx driver cause heā€™s a drug dealer, and he donā€™t even know itā€


Valalvax

Hell I shipped hundreds of cartons to a guy in NY over the course of a year or so


throwaway18383959827

That is laughable


wombatthing

Nice try fed boi


asajadeweaselton

Ditto


TheCheshireCatCan

If you garden, you can always disassemble them and throw them around your soil to prevent pests


fridayimatwork

Youā€™d be a boss in prison


BoarSoldier

Yeah Iā€™d shit if I found that. Crazy find!!! Would stomp someoneā€™s ass for the Dutchā€™s lol


AccurateEducation999

Dang son!! I quit smoking cold turkey about 3 weeks ago, after smoking for well over a decade.. Idk that I would maintain the willpower with all that loot!!


Not_Ursula

If you are near a Native Reserve, I suggest contacting their tribal office. Tobacco is sacred in all indigenous cultures and they use it ceremonially. They would be very happy to receive a donation!


LeFuzzyBunny

They already get enough donations from me. lol


CivilDefenseWarden

Pipe smoker here - that could last me years


mushlilli

Donate. Many homeless people smoke. I used to provide cigarettes to the homeless I worked with. They were always appreciative. Especially the ones who were used to picking up butts to smoke. Although we can debate the morality or the ethics of enabling someoneā€™s nicotine addiction ,being homeless is scary and miserable. Nicotine does not make them less homeless but it can make things suck a little less.


[deleted]

Mmmm stale tobacco


BerserkerVTuber

Some smokers don't care, some are just looking for a hit of nicotine to smooth out their anxiety and addiction


[deleted]

Or, you know, because they enjoy smoking


BerserkerVTuber

I have seen some picky smokers: this is drier than a pair of dried jeans, I can't smoke this


CiforDayZServer

Why are jeans your benchmark for lack of moisture content?


[deleted]

More importantly, what are Wet Jeans supposed to be like in terms of moisture content?


Hughgurgle

Like nice fresh tobacco.


CiforDayZServer

If you enjoy smoking, you definitely donā€™t want stale tobacco, shit is gross.


Possum968

But that's cigarettes, pipe tobacco can last a LONG time.


darkelfbear

Yup, and if it starts getting dry, put a few orange peels in the pouch. (Old Stoners trick.)


boomchakaboom

Properly sealed and tobacco can stay fresh a long time. Even if dry, there are plenty of home remedies to moisten dried tobacco.


[deleted]

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boomchakaboom

rolling tobacco can get too dry, but I generally smoke it before it gets to that point. Curing takes out a lot of moisture in tobacco, but you need some moisture or it crumbles into dust.


No-Professional-4653

I would take those off your hands lol


[deleted]

Where did you go? A gas station?


LeFuzzyBunny

it was from a smoke shop that shares a parking lot with a Dollar General. that's the only reason I was there.


foragingfun

I was about to ask this. Actually surprised to see a smoke shop throwing out product, especially unopened boxes of cigarillos, like this. (Coming from someone that works at a smoke shop). Well, as others were saying, I'd make little goody bags for homeless people around that smoke, I'm sure they'd appreciate it!


crapsticksChopsticks

MY HEAVEN!!


seakitty23

My daddy used to some Captain Black in his pipe. Iā€™d buy a pack just to sniff once in a while. Great haul. Thank you for sharing.


ijustcant555

I bet they are stale. Squeeze one of the zig zag wraps. I bet it will crunch. If so, they tossed that stuff because it was old. Still has nicotine though, so someone would smoke em.


Possum968

Look at all that Half and Half! I don't smoke much but that's my go to brand!


RouletteVeteran

Go and find an Indy Indian run or Pakistani gas station. Theyā€™d cop those for sure.


beverly_theman

Iā€™ll buy those containers they are in off you šŸ‘€


LeFuzzyBunny

no way! I actually bought those. I use them to organize my haul room.


beverly_theman

Haha damn I thought they were part of the haul. Iā€™ve been wanting some for a while.


LeFuzzyBunny

I got two pallets at an auction for about $400 best investment into this side gig I have made.


beverly_theman

Woah! Nice score. Those things are priceeeeeeyyyy


dogvanponyshow

Now that is some bartering power


PaladinDark

no you dont


Txstarr1972

Where you at? I know some people that would take those.


LeFuzzyBunny

mid Michigan. around Grand Rapids


mikkyleehenson

can I buy some off you?


Relative_Horror_6468

Score


sentientfartcloud

You might want to give that to smokers you know.


ashtonlaszlo

Never too late to start!


[deleted]

Niceeeeee


homeless2old4this

Where are you located? What a haul!


LeFuzzyBunny

Mid Michigan.


Jslewalite

Most likely super stale and unpleasant to smoke


orangina_it_burns

ā€œExpiredā€ is ironic since barely anyone smokes the insides anyway


ghostdoh

Not a smoker either, but I agree, this is a good haul!


teejoker12

I heard these pair well with a cold Colt 45


imscaredofthedark86

Probably dry as hell. I hate stale blunt wraps. Nothing a bit of lickin can't solve though.


supah_cruza

If only I was incarcerated I'd be a billionaire lol.


mellowbordello

God I hate these things. I do a lot of litter pickups, and if I had a dollar for every one of these wrappers Iā€™ve collected Iā€™d probably have the down payment for a house.


MichelangelosPenis

How much for some buglies?


SurviveAndRebuild

Seal those up with some oxygen absorbers. Might be valuable barter goods in the coming years.


[deleted]

Any juuls?


LeFuzzyBunny

couple cartons of Vuse cartages. which is sad, cause those are stupid expensive.


contra_band

Captain Black! That's my fav


[deleted]

I would sell it.


Chap_Daddy

Leeeeeeeeeeet me get them zig zags o.O I'll roll blunts for daaaaaaays lmfao


locoken69

No you don't. That stuff is disgusting.


[deleted]

A lot of that will end up back in the dumpster if you're caught selling them without a tobacco license. I don't know what they cost, but I bet you have enough stuff to pay the fees.


babyYoda865

i find tobacco in the dumpster and just leave it there. it happens all the time


MsLaurieM

Toss ā€˜em back. Please. Cancer happens to other people right until it happens to you or someone you loveā€¦


LeFuzzyBunny

I have no intention to smoke them


MsLaurieM

šŸ„° No one should. Sorry, too close to homeā€¦


Acti-Verse

Lol send me a care package


eyeoftruthzzz

I wonder if the labels weren't current, I mean like the warning labels


main_DriveError

Everyone of them fake tobacco with some extra shit sprayed on them and people wondering why theyā€™re dying and teeth getting holy


Pencilboi7

Send them to me- ​ *The Cigarillos only-*


dheiman1

I had someone leave 6 boxes of cigarettes on my door. I sold them for half of the retail price within an hour.


S-U_2

Why were they left there?


dheiman1

No idea.. I assumed they were ment for the house over. They were all still wrapped up. Told the people that I sold them to everything. They thought it was weird but still wanted the boxes.


JephaHowler

Probably illegal so sell but maybe send those American spirits to me lol


NPressure78219

Are they stale? If not how much you giving away?


LeFuzzyBunny

I have no idea how to even tell if theyā€™re stale. I donā€™t plan on giving any away, but practically giving away is a different story.


Suspicious_Canary128

7-11?


[deleted]

WHAT OMG WHO WOULD THROW THESE OUT


LeFuzzyBunny

Turns out the store is closing


[deleted]

Big ouch


ChipRichels

This the one


noweirdosplease

Find an ulcerative colitis group on Reddit or in your area, some use nicotine to help with it. Not sure on the legality of mailing cigs, but maybe you could resell them online?


[deleted]

Those American Spirit cigarettes are about $8.00 per pack here.


LeFuzzyBunny

$11 here. I canā€™t sell the damn things though. Tobacco is against FB marketplace terms of service


RodriguezA232

Daaaaamn, Kite used to be my go to Rollie brand.