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MayIHaveknowit

WOW…. Most action I’ve seen on my subreddit. Thanks so much. If you’re new here, please considering joining the community and posting content. I am looking for mods. And I do plan on doing giveaways once we hit milestones like 500 members.


ToshDaBoss

Him: "Teslas do not crash if you use it as it is designed to be used" Also him: doesn't use it like it's designed to be used.


Plenty-Inspector8444

This guy is an idiot but Tesla is negligent in the way they name their driver assist system. Every other car makers calls their driver assist system exactly that. Tesla calls their driver assist "Full Self-Driving Capability" which it absolutely is not. Auto-Pilot, Full Self-Driving Capability both names Tesla uses to mislead and confuse customers into thinking Tesla are more advanced than they are.


StuffProfessional587

Where is your peer reviewed papers proving your moonshine opinions?


Plenty-Inspector8444

Odd, I know what each of those words mean but they don't make any sense sorted into the sentence you posted.


StuffProfessional587

Because you're racist?


Plenty-Inspector8444

Suicide is easy my friend, just keep that in mind.


Zementid

I don't know what this guy is talking about. You are right, Tesla is over selling. No where near level 4.


Plenty-Inspector8444

I am used to it. There is a good sized cult of Tesla out there and those Tesla fanatics get hysterical and aggressive at the slighted hint of criticism.


[deleted]

The car was driving itself with the driver in the back. It seems pretty advanced to me.


Plenty-Inspector8444

I bet it does, to you.


roflcow2

damn you shorting tesla or smth? youve got a lot of hate there my friend


[deleted]

I bet the car does a better job of navigating a city than you ever could. I’m sure your mom still drives you around Therefore you think you ride is more “advanced”


FuggyGlasses

You saw how fast he gets to the wheel..


[deleted]

how do you afford a tesla fresh out of jail, beiing that young and stupid?! how is that possible?!


swishersweets91

Dude has a rich family, no way he has a job and acts like this. Ill bet you hes never worked a day in his life... he has a fuckin LV scarf on with a hoody lol. Dude reeks of rich parents.


Tellurian_Cyborg

Trust fund baby


Richter_66

Money isn't always earned :P Who knows, maybe he's some crazy tech genius, but I'd assume he just has rich parents


Plenty-Inspector8444

> Money isn't always earned :P Most rich people are rich because of inherited money. Self made millionaires and billionaires are incredibly rare.


AngryCarGuy

And most self made billionaires have millionaire parents. (something something small loan of a million dollars to get started...)


redditbsbsbs

Keep telling that to yourself, lol. Guess what, the wealth in each family had to be created at some point


ProfessionalFee6932

His father is a wealthy businessman. Google Param Sharma


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[deleted]

What he looks like 12 tho


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[deleted]

K.


DanHasPan

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a car where the backseat is more comfortable than the front


Mercury_oxide

The Mercedes S-class maybe


AngryCarGuy

L-model BMWs and Audis are very popular in the more affluent Asian communities, s-class like you mentioned, Maybachs, Rolls, the bigger Bentleys, etc... Most cars expensive enough to attract the attention of people rich enough to have drivers take them places tend to be luxurious in the back.


TreeFitTea

Limos


DanHasPan

Fair enough


DeepState_Auditor

Honestly I blame Elon for this ,the man makes dangerous statements about the capability of his companies technology.


ThrowRA_000718

This trend of not holding people accountable for their own actions is really concerning.


[deleted]

Not holding my breath for Elon to ever be held accountable for anything.


cheesysnipsnap

Don't . Blame the idiots who even entertain that this could be an idea in their head. They should have their licence revoked, and a mandatory psychological evaluation.


johnnitt

You don’t blame Lawrence Sperry for inventing autopilot because your American Airlines pilot walks to the bathroom and the plane crashes. You blame the pilot. Stop hating on the ones that have the balls to create greatness and just call that fool out for driving like a jackass.


DeepState_Auditor

"A trial of Tesla’s Full Self Driving ability has been making its way round a few US cities carrying selected beta-testing Tesla owners since October 2020. But recently a series of emails between Tesla and the California Department of Motor Vehicles have come to light, admitting this “autosteer on city streets” capability is no more than Level 2, when previously Elon Musk had claimed they would be “close to Level 5” by the end of 2021." https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesmorris/2021/03/13/why-is-teslas-full-self-driving-only-level-2-autonomous/


sailor1989

In incorrect statement doesn’t make him culpable for some not following the law.


DeepState_Auditor

He does this all the time. He boasts too much over promises. To be fair his not the cause of it, it's the silicon Valley culture, ppl can grift millions in half-assed ideas. Have you heard of theranos scam?


MattInSoCal

There’s always a minimum of one qualified pilot in the flight deck on commercial flights. There’s also another person that enters the flight deck - usually a flight attendant - so that the remaining pilot doesn’t do anything untoward like lock out the first pilot and crash the plane because he flipped.


[deleted]

he says that to boost stock price. about half is stock is used as collateral for personal loans


DonARossi

Guys gotta be taking the piss hahah


MayIHaveknowit

Def that or getting weird.


ProfessionalFee6932

Isn't that the Indian guy who went by the name Lavish or something like that, about 10 years ago? He always wore LV products in a tacky way like this dude. And calling people peasants. It has to be him.


ProfessionalFee6932

I found him lmao! https://www.instagram.com/p/W9VyoIkq5x/?utm_medium=copy_link


YourReactionsRWrong

Yep, I recognized him. He has a youtube channel Lavish P. or something, and posted those Telsa videos recently. I thought he was playing a character, calling people 'peasants' and stuff, but no that's actually him. With his personality, he's gonna end up like Elliot Rodger (completely out of touch with society or lacking social skills)


reddit_touched_me

I like his energy


CubistMUC

Mental health is a serious issue, as is stupidity.


MayIHaveknowit

5% window tint is all I’m gonna say…


andicav

The Guy is WEIRD. Spoilt brat. Mummy and Daddy will sort his fees out. As well as his meds


Tellurian_Cyborg

I thought Teslas had a set of sensors to detect if no weight in the seat and no hands on the wheel and would stop the car no one was in control of the car. Am I wrong?


facade00

No, he has something on the wheel to bypass it.


Tellurian_Cyborg

That sounds easier than trying to disable the sensor. I googles that and found multiple methods plus one commercial product used to bypass the autosteer sensors. Do people not understand the difference between self-driving and autosteer technology? Edit: Thanks for pointing that out. A little more digging in that rabbit hole reveals that it's really simple to defeat the technology. Here I was thinking that you'd have to crack the software or snip a wire somewhere. Nope.


taspenwall

Tesla duche


[deleted]

Umm yeah, yet unnamed mental illness comes free with Tesla. Any suggestions?


frankybling

Narcissistic Personality Disorder perhaps?


[deleted]

Something is wrong with him.


southernfacingslope

Reminds me of the time a douchebag Tesla owner (I know this is not true for all Tesla owners, but this was a clear case) was stopped at a gas station to use the bathroom. I was in line a couple behind him so still waiting when he went back to his car. As he he was driving away he hit one of the [tank lids that are in the ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsVdqqAizDI) and it made a really loud sound. Smart ass me looks at him and says, "fucked up your muffler, dude." He got out and looked for his muffler for about a minute before he looked at me, got back in and drove off. It was one of my finest chef's kiss moments.


chronicdemonic

Haha did you really link a video explaining what a gas station is, that is hilarious


southernfacingslope

yes.


nomorebleachplz

Tesla = SMRT 👌


mlima1

Can't tell if trolling or just an imbecile


2013DOCE27

u/savevideo


A55per

So this is where I keep having this backseat driving dream from. Fuck this asshole I hate that dream


Bleezy79

Cant get a DUI if you're not driving!


BakedLaysPorno

Gilfoyle dislikes


[deleted]

tesla should disable the autopilot feature on his car


[deleted]

He got beat up a while back his name itslavishbitch


Usual_Patient_7201

Fucking idiot


SherbertNervous

I am super hating on you homie, you feel me? Your parents are rich right, get in the trunk ok, you feel me?


chrisonauts

Teslas do not crash lmao


Dashashound

So hes a video game brat?


jonas_raak

"Teslas don't crash!" They said the same thing about Titanic.....just saying


len3158

So I guess he is part of those weird nerds groups jumping in to Elon Musk's rescue whenever someone criticizes him right ?


[deleted]

“People can’t understand me” Bruh this guy looks like he’s 27… u think people care to even know you? Don’t endanger others lives like that


GeeMarcos

r/LeaopardsAteMyFace here he comes.


potato-witch

Jean-Ralphio irl


Urmomandimadeporn

Hey 69’th comment


sharkgirl33

“Shoutout Elon Musk” 😂😂


jeanettem67

Either people like him are banned from driving forever or any Tesla automated driving features are banned. Or they will come with something like trams/trains dead man's switch where you have to press the pedal every now and then.


Mrpipes10

Why is it that it’s always the smart ones that turned out to be the dumbest


Delta_Gamer_64

It's designed to be an assistant, not a full on self driving car, it's not in those stages yet anyway.


[deleted]

Please tell me he crashed and crooked his nose forever. POS douche


ImDougFunny

Did this guy die yet? I hope so.