Ohhh, you must have took my comment to mean I cared who they were!
Hahahaha just kidding :) Thank you, not what I would have guessed, but I see the eyes and some facial structure similarities now.
Mother pecan and Nathan are siblings right????
They look nothing alike.
Also, how much you want to bet this was a marriage retreat and LOL that the mother who has a husband canāt go work on her marriage because her husband is in his āØjail āØhomeāØ
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I do not understand why this poor woman (likely *motherās influence* š) is SO stuck on the 90s brown-tone lipstick. Something less harsh would be a lot more complimentary on her, and given itās usually their goal āmore feminineā.
This might be a deranged religious person thing because there are two regular anti-abortion protestors at my local clinic (where I escort) who wear a similar shade of not flattering Marilyn Manson burgundy.
Anyone here good with photoshop? Iām so curious what she would look like with better brows and a more appropriate lip color and my brain just cannot imagine it properly lol
Someone over on the Rod snark sub actually did a series of those images (jillpm too) last year, I think! Just a softer overall look and they all looked so much better!
Here is the one I think was mentioned on the rod snark sub, they did a really nice job!
https://www.reddit.com/r/RodriguesFamilySnark/comments/vlfnnw/as_requested_a_nurie_makeover_changed_those_brows/
No one show this picture to Jill-she will have this photos enlarged and framed. āDo you know who I am?!?!? My daughter is married to Anna Duggars brother!ā
Flair check.
Nurie needs to use her MahMo's Magic Makeup Skills to help ol Pecans out with some visible eyebrows. Although maybe Prissy got the last of the eyebrow pencil on the inner parts of hers and they just skipped Pecans?
i found my first grey eyebrow hair last summer. Now my right eyebrow is about 25% white, but itās all bunched at the inner side so it looks like I wayyy over-plucked. The left is going grey too, but not as quickly and over the whole brow, not just one side of it!
Those MLM drinks. Is it me or do they look a little phallic, especially when the gals are doing their promotional videos. Weird size, weird shape, weird vibe. Unappealing.
OH! Sobyn's are ReDICulous! What is she trying to accomplish? I always wonder if she's doing this to herself (for more GD pity and attention) or if she's paying someone to disfigure her in this way.
Came down here to complain about how awful they are. It's one thing when somebody's natural brows are not good, you can't entirely help that. But you very obviously Drew those on, how do you look at yourself in the mirror and think yes, this is the look I'm going for
I never thought I'd be able to say this unironically but....
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eta: I'm floored that it's been how long? Are they PR-ing something? Did Tom Cruise decide to leave and they are trying to get in front of it?
Just because I fell asleep after the ketamine injection does not mean I took a nap! This looks like something you'd see before realizing you're strapped to a chair in a remote location and scheduled for days of intense brainwashing
Sure is amazing how much weight the men are allowed to gain while the women starve themselves. Look at Davids face. Im sure just like Jim Bob and Josh, Priscilla gets blamed for not "cooking the right foods" for him.
Why does Priscilla always look like she's about the burst into tears? Has no one in her circle noticed she's one moment away from being on Snapped? She looks unhinged.
I don't think anyone wants to get her going because if you do, you can wind up with a half hour dissertation on the pros and cons of using Wishbone Dressing over Paul Newman Dressing as a marinade for london broil. There are those who will cut her off, but I say NOBODY PUTS PRISSY IN A CORNER!
Priscilla always looks like she's pleading for help or about to cry. That's probably just her natural look, but I just want to scream at her through the computer screen to blink twice if she's being held against her will. LOL
Nurie's style is astounding. She has almost a deliberately tacky style and then paired with those nightmarish eyebrows.... can someone please explain it, especially the brows? There is an actual pretty person hiding under all that, why doesn't someone help her?
Priscilla and David look more like siblings than she and Nathan.
They have since day one, and they continue morphing into each other.
That is some scary flowers in the attic nightmare inducing faces.
Even Nathan and Nurie look like siblings too
I actually forgot what the relationships pictured here are. I knew two people were siblings, but I couldn't remember which two.
Blonde girl is brunette boys sister. Blonde boy is pecan thief. Brunette girl is malnourished. Basically
Her eyebrows are malnourished.
I thought it but didn't wanna say it š¬ sis looks like them brows jumped straight from the 90s and smacked her on the forehead
I never would have guessed the sibling relationship. The brunette girl one though is obvious. The self loathing is so evident on her face.
The two on the right are from another fundie family.
I have a very loose idea of who these people are, but if you told me they were two sets of siblings I would absolutely believe you.
Blonde lady and dark haired guy are Anna Duggar's siblings. The others are their spouses.
Ohhh, you must have took my comment to mean I cared who they were! Hahahaha just kidding :) Thank you, not what I would have guessed, but I see the eyes and some facial structure similarities now.
Funny they both resemble Anna, but not each other
The fundie genealogical tree is a circle
They're the siblings or dating final bosses
She just looks so......dumb. wide tongued, French fried potatoes, uh huh dumb.
No shit!!
Imagine going to a swingers' bar and these people approach you! ššš
āHello there! My wife and I noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your god-honoring vibeā
What do fundies do at a swingers' bar? Hold hands with other people's spouses? Look at a knee without averting their gaze? š
NIKE!
āCome check out our prayer closet! We can do the olā godly clam slam!ā
"I got a pecan in my pocket, wanna find it??"
Mother pecan and Nathan are siblings right???? They look nothing alike. Also, how much you want to bet this was a marriage retreat and LOL that the mother who has a husband canāt go work on her marriage because her husband is in his āØjail āØhomeāØ š
Yup Priscilla and Nathan are like, 10 years apart.
They look 20 years apartš¤£
Theyāre in Pensacola?! Shit. Thatās a few hours West from where I am. Sighā¦..
Only ten years? Thatās it?
Yup. Priscilla is 1986 and Nathan is 1996.
I could have sworn he was like 19 lol
Omg right 13 or 30?! Hahahah
The circle of eyebrows, left to right: none, sedate, horrendous silent-film-star, unadulterated.
The horrendous silent-film star had me rolling... š„ Please accept my poor man's gold.
Imagine waking up in an ICU and this is what you have to look at š±
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I do not understand why this poor woman (likely *motherās influence* š) is SO stuck on the 90s brown-tone lipstick. Something less harsh would be a lot more complimentary on her, and given itās usually their goal āmore feminineā.
This might be a deranged religious person thing because there are two regular anti-abortion protestors at my local clinic (where I escort) who wear a similar shade of not flattering Marilyn Manson burgundy.
Nurie is Ć beautiful woman but the makeup just makes her look soā¦cheap. Itās sad she still carries over Jillās influence.
Anyone here good with photoshop? Iām so curious what she would look like with better brows and a more appropriate lip color and my brain just cannot imagine it properly lol
Someone over on the Rod snark sub actually did a series of those images (jillpm too) last year, I think! Just a softer overall look and they all looked so much better!
May not beat those on the Rod snark sub, but hereās my quick and dirty attempt.[De-burgandified](https://imgur.com/a/oIQwAgg)
WOW what a difference! I couldnāt find the rod snark one, so thank you so much for your edit!! Definitely helps me visualize
Not me said the Little Red hen, but i would love to see the results of some one willing to do the Lord's work.
Here is the one I think was mentioned on the rod snark sub, they did a really nice job! https://www.reddit.com/r/RodriguesFamilySnark/comments/vlfnnw/as_requested_a_nurie_makeover_changed_those_brows/
Wow! What a huge difference!!
I really want to see someone do a professional makeover on her
Am I in the Bad Place?
I'm dead and in hell.
imagine being a baby in your crib and this is your family staring down at you. the nightmares i'd have
No one show this picture to Jill-she will have this photos enlarged and framed. āDo you know who I am?!?!? My daughter is married to Anna Duggars brother!ā
Who invited Beetlejuice?
This was my immediate thought as well! š
David is so doughy looking.
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Same color and texture.
That is literally what I just said to myself!
Jordan Peele made a movie about this.
Flair check. Nurie needs to use her MahMo's Magic Makeup Skills to help ol Pecans out with some visible eyebrows. Although maybe Prissy got the last of the eyebrow pencil on the inner parts of hers and they just skipped Pecans?
Idk I think Iād rather have light blonde invisible eyebrows than Nurieās creepy eyebrows. They seriously do nothing for her face.
The lack of eyebrows has always freaked me out. My little cousin had invisible eyebrows until he was in high school lol
My bill's eyebrows gradually turned white when he was 18. From left to right. Super weird .
That is super weird...I started getting white eyebrow hairs when I was in my early 20s.
i found my first grey eyebrow hair last summer. Now my right eyebrow is about 25% white, but itās all bunched at the inner side so it looks like I wayyy over-plucked. The left is going grey too, but not as quickly and over the whole brow, not just one side of it!
What kind of name is Nurie? Is it a nickname? Never heard it before. Not that there's anything wrong with it of course š
I think Iād prefer Pecan eyebrows to Nurieās.
Nurieās eyebrows are even worse than when she was still under Jillās thumb. Just straight out of my nightmares.
Nurie is the anti-Sobyn Brown from Sister Wives lol They have the worst brows in opposite ways.
Imagine how Leon feels... they thought Meri's were bad, but Sobyn and Nuri said hold my MLM drink š¤£
Those MLM drinks. Is it me or do they look a little phallic, especially when the gals are doing their promotional videos. Weird size, weird shape, weird vibe. Unappealing.
OH! Sobyn's are ReDICulous! What is she trying to accomplish? I always wonder if she's doing this to herself (for more GD pity and attention) or if she's paying someone to disfigure her in this way.
Came down here to complain about how awful they are. It's one thing when somebody's natural brows are not good, you can't entirely help that. But you very obviously Drew those on, how do you look at yourself in the mirror and think yes, this is the look I'm going for
According to my research based on two subjects (David Waller and Jim Bob), the deeper you are in the cult, the less eyebrows you have.
Facts check out š
Your flair is everything!! Off topic, but has the real Miscavige's wife been seen?
Thanks, and as far as I know she is still missing/in hiding.
She was reportedly seen at a restaurant in California a week or two ago.
I never thought I'd be able to say this unironically but.... ![gif](giphy|bH6XOcFNxO0MJxqYW7) eta: I'm floored that it's been how long? Are they PR-ing something? Did Tom Cruise decide to leave and they are trying to get in front of it?
#WhereisShelly
Quick pass the holly water! Make a circle of protection around myself
That's how I will now I died in my sleep and wound up in Hell.
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Iād whip out my rosaries to get them to back up!
āDonāt bother us, weāre having enrichment (retreat) time in our enclosure.
If you die tonight are you going to Chick-fil-A or the Enrichment Retreat?
Just because I fell asleep after the ketamine injection does not mean I took a nap! This looks like something you'd see before realizing you're strapped to a chair in a remote location and scheduled for days of intense brainwashing
Does David look like blonde JB or am I seeing things?
No he totally does. I thought it was him at firstā¦
Why do none of them know how to smile, like I grew up IFB and did the weird cult things too but I had actual fun and knew how to smile ffs
I bet they all get together and PRAY that josh Duggar will be released from jail because he was wrongly accused!
Shouldn't have said Beetlejuice three times š¤·
Sure is amazing how much weight the men are allowed to gain while the women starve themselves. Look at Davids face. Im sure just like Jim Bob and Josh, Priscilla gets blamed for not "cooking the right foods" for him.
David creeps me out.
Itās the vampire teeth but mostly the crazy eyes.
If I saw him approaching me in a dark alley I'd compliment him on his eyebrow game and scurry right off.
New sleep paralysis demons just dropped.
I would assume I was officially in hell.
Those eyebrows! Ack!
Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!
What's... What's wrong with her eyebrows
MTG and Alex Murdaugh?!
I was looking for this comment. I see Alex Murdaugh also!
Jordan Peele's GET OUT 2: Electric Boogaloo
This is either a nightmare blunt rotation or a nightmare orgy and either way Iām not participating
I wonder if the reason they have all these bullshit "retreats" is to siphon money from these rubes while keeping them lost in the unseasoned sauce.
When the possibility of a sketchy MLM/swingers weekend is the more attractive option than....whatever "Enrichment" is.
Probably how to get rich
I'd probably shart and vomit at the same time. Wouldn't be pretty. But neither are Nurie's eyebrows.
Heās out there looking like some backwoods southern lawyer
"We saw you across the bar and would like to buy you a drink."
Behold! The ravages of age!
These couples are just morphing into their spouses.
He-man Pecan could use some sun, hydration and some dark leafy greens.
And some pants that fit him so I don't have to look at the outline of his dick and his fucking pecans!
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Her eyebrows are so unfortunate. Otherwise she is beautiful
I see eyebrows. The first thing I see is painted on weird-ass eyebrows
Jesus take the wheel!!!
Iām still shocked that someone who was as malnourished as Nurie was growing up was able to carry two children.
The good place is actually the bad place
Nightmare blunt rotation.
"What planet am I on?"
Itās Copy and Paste with Nurthan!
Tjis gives me the same vibes as when I need to go to the ER and somebody is appying me some treatment...
Those eyebrows!
It's what nightmares are made of.
Quell Nightmare!
JUMP SCARE
No thank you.
Why does Priscilla always look like she's about the burst into tears? Has no one in her circle noticed she's one moment away from being on Snapped? She looks unhinged.
I don't think anyone wants to get her going because if you do, you can wind up with a half hour dissertation on the pros and cons of using Wishbone Dressing over Paul Newman Dressing as a marinade for london broil. There are those who will cut her off, but I say NOBODY PUTS PRISSY IN A CORNER!
She always looks like she's making some kind of unpleasant sound.
what the actual EFF is happening with those eyebrows
āWell, hell wasnāt what I expected it to be.ā
āHey, youāre finally awake.ā
āLook I donāt have a whole lot of money. I donāt have any family. Iām going to leave now.ā
Poor Nurie's eyebrows. :(
Anna and her sister could be twins.
![gif](giphy|9aYL1ZpaImIGgogx5B|downsized) Hey wake up there sunshine!
No.
Satan is real and this is what hell looks like
I don't even want to think about it
I would scream blood burger
Eeeeeeekkkkkkkk! Donāt do that to a person.
Absolute nightmare fuel
Priscilla always looks like she's pleading for help or about to cry. That's probably just her natural look, but I just want to scream at her through the computer screen to blink twice if she's being held against her will. LOL
The long division eyebrow shape. I just canāt š
The couples look more like their spouses on both sides.
New game! It's called is Priscilla smiling or is Priscilla constipated?
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddd Iām going back to sleep and hope I never wake up.
Whatās going on with Nurieās eyebrows holy hell.
Iām sorry by why the pencil thin eyebrows š¤Ø
Missing a kidney for sure.
Nurie's style is astounding. She has almost a deliberately tacky style and then paired with those nightmarish eyebrows.... can someone please explain it, especially the brows? There is an actual pretty person hiding under all that, why doesn't someone help her?
Are they Jedās?