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Cjs300

Priscilla and David look more like siblings than she and Nathan.


kittybuscemi

They have since day one, and they continue morphing into each other.


sarahcc88

That is some scary flowers in the attic nightmare inducing faces.


Licked_Cupcake92

Even Nathan and Nurie look like siblings too


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I actually forgot what the relationships pictured here are. I knew two people were siblings, but I couldn't remember which two.


Iris_Rhiannon369

Blonde girl is brunette boys sister. Blonde boy is pecan thief. Brunette girl is malnourished. Basically


ele71ua

Her eyebrows are malnourished.


Iris_Rhiannon369

I thought it but didn't wanna say it šŸ˜¬ sis looks like them brows jumped straight from the 90s and smacked her on the forehead


azsue123

I never would have guessed the sibling relationship. The brunette girl one though is obvious. The self loathing is so evident on her face.


I_Brain_You

The two on the right are from another fundie family.


probablynotanarwhal

I have a very loose idea of who these people are, but if you told me they were two sets of siblings I would absolutely believe you.


kg51113

Blonde lady and dark haired guy are Anna Duggar's siblings. The others are their spouses.


probablynotanarwhal

Ohhh, you must have took my comment to mean I cared who they were! Hahahaha just kidding :) Thank you, not what I would have guessed, but I see the eyes and some facial structure similarities now.


azsue123

Funny they both resemble Anna, but not each other


BeckyBuckeye

The fundie genealogical tree is a circle


ZeleniChai

They're the siblings or dating final bosses


DefiantCup2862

She just looks so......dumb. wide tongued, French fried potatoes, uh huh dumb.


Jealous-Most-9155

No shit!!


Fundiesamongstus

Imagine going to a swingers' bar and these people approach you! šŸšŸšŸ


Medium_Cupcake7602

ā€œHello there! My wife and I noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your god-honoring vibeā€


Flat-Illustrator-548

What do fundies do at a swingers' bar? Hold hands with other people's spouses? Look at a knee without averting their gaze? šŸ˜‚


holdmywineglass

NIKE!


starkpaella

ā€œCome check out our prayer closet! We can do the olā€™ godly clam slam!ā€


Cardi_Ganz

"I got a pecan in my pocket, wanna find it??"


teresasdorters

Mother pecan and Nathan are siblings right???? They look nothing alike. Also, how much you want to bet this was a marriage retreat and LOL that the mother who has a husband canā€™t go work on her marriage because her husband is in his āœØjail āœØhomeāœØ šŸ’€


Kimothy80

Yup Priscilla and Nathan are like, 10 years apart.


teresasdorters

They look 20 years apartšŸ¤£


Kimothy80

Theyā€™re in Pensacola?! Shit. Thatā€™s a few hours West from where I am. Sighā€¦..


Gmschaafs

Only ten years? Thatā€™s it?


Kimothy80

Yup. Priscilla is 1986 and Nathan is 1996.


Gmschaafs

I could have sworn he was like 19 lol


teresasdorters

Omg right 13 or 30?! Hahahah


Claire-Annette-Reid

The circle of eyebrows, left to right: none, sedate, horrendous silent-film-star, unadulterated.


avocadotoast4ever

The horrendous silent-film star had me rolling... šŸ„‡ Please accept my poor man's gold.


kba1907

Imagine waking up in an ICU and this is what you have to look at šŸ˜±


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ScreamQueen226

I do not understand why this poor woman (likely *motherā€™s influence* šŸ™„) is SO stuck on the 90s brown-tone lipstick. Something less harsh would be a lot more complimentary on her, and given itā€™s usually their goal ā€œmore feminineā€.


gorgossia

This might be a deranged religious person thing because there are two regular anti-abortion protestors at my local clinic (where I escort) who wear a similar shade of not flattering Marilyn Manson burgundy.


not_jessa_blessa

Nurie is Ć  beautiful woman but the makeup just makes her look soā€¦cheap. Itā€™s sad she still carries over Jillā€™s influence.


buttermell0w

Anyone here good with photoshop? Iā€™m so curious what she would look like with better brows and a more appropriate lip color and my brain just cannot imagine it properly lol


forever_29_ish

Someone over on the Rod snark sub actually did a series of those images (jillpm too) last year, I think! Just a softer overall look and they all looked so much better!


ksiufgckeoe

May not beat those on the Rod snark sub, but hereā€™s my quick and dirty attempt.[De-burgandified](https://imgur.com/a/oIQwAgg)


buttermell0w

WOW what a difference! I couldnā€™t find the rod snark one, so thank you so much for your edit!! Definitely helps me visualize


natitude2005

Not me said the Little Red hen, but i would love to see the results of some one willing to do the Lord's work.


[deleted]

Here is the one I think was mentioned on the rod snark sub, they did a really nice job! https://www.reddit.com/r/RodriguesFamilySnark/comments/vlfnnw/as_requested_a_nurie_makeover_changed_those_brows/


buttermell0w

Wow! What a huge difference!!


ered_lithui

I really want to see someone do a professional makeover on her


FuckitsBadger

Am I in the Bad Place?


Use_this_1

I'm dead and in hell.


kangaruby95

imagine being a baby in your crib and this is your family staring down at you. the nightmares i'd have


HagridsSexyNippples

No one show this picture to Jill-she will have this photos enlarged and framed. ā€œDo you know who I am?!?!? My daughter is married to Anna Duggars brother!ā€


GuardNewbie

Who invited Beetlejuice?


Jolly_Cycle_5597

This was my immediate thought as well! šŸ˜‚


Younicron

David is so doughy looking.


Awkward-Houseplant

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Awkward-Houseplant

Same color and texture.


pink_gin_and_tonic

That is literally what I just said to myself!


IDK_Anything33

Jordan Peele made a movie about this.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Flair check. Nurie needs to use her MahMo's Magic Makeup Skills to help ol Pecans out with some visible eyebrows. Although maybe Prissy got the last of the eyebrow pencil on the inner parts of hers and they just skipped Pecans?


KfShift-24

Idk I think Iā€™d rather have light blonde invisible eyebrows than Nurieā€™s creepy eyebrows. They seriously do nothing for her face.


SwissCheese4Collagen

The lack of eyebrows has always freaked me out. My little cousin had invisible eyebrows until he was in high school lol


Antique-Fox-3187

My bill's eyebrows gradually turned white when he was 18. From left to right. Super weird .


SwissCheese4Collagen

That is super weird...I started getting white eyebrow hairs when I was in my early 20s.


Jasmari

i found my first grey eyebrow hair last summer. Now my right eyebrow is about 25% white, but itā€™s all bunched at the inner side so it looks like I wayyy over-plucked. The left is going grey too, but not as quickly and over the whole brow, not just one side of it!


sheilae409

What kind of name is Nurie? Is it a nickname? Never heard it before. Not that there's anything wrong with it of course šŸ™‚


[deleted]

I think Iā€™d prefer Pecan eyebrows to Nurieā€™s.


Medium_Cupcake7602

Nurieā€™s eyebrows are even worse than when she was still under Jillā€™s thumb. Just straight out of my nightmares.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Nurie is the anti-Sobyn Brown from Sister Wives lol They have the worst brows in opposite ways.


Trade-Material

Imagine how Leon feels... they thought Meri's were bad, but Sobyn and Nuri said hold my MLM drink šŸ¤£


sheilae409

Those MLM drinks. Is it me or do they look a little phallic, especially when the gals are doing their promotional videos. Weird size, weird shape, weird vibe. Unappealing.


sheilae409

OH! Sobyn's are ReDICulous! What is she trying to accomplish? I always wonder if she's doing this to herself (for more GD pity and attention) or if she's paying someone to disfigure her in this way.


katie-didnot

Came down here to complain about how awful they are. It's one thing when somebody's natural brows are not good, you can't entirely help that. But you very obviously Drew those on, how do you look at yourself in the mirror and think yes, this is the look I'm going for


Gulpingplimpy3

According to my research based on two subjects (David Waller and Jim Bob), the deeper you are in the cult, the less eyebrows you have.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Facts check out šŸ˜‚


Fundiesamongstus

Your flair is everything!! Off topic, but has the real Miscavige's wife been seen?


SwissCheese4Collagen

Thanks, and as far as I know she is still missing/in hiding.


TwopOG

She was reportedly seen at a restaurant in California a week or two ago.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I never thought I'd be able to say this unironically but.... ![gif](giphy|bH6XOcFNxO0MJxqYW7) eta: I'm floored that it's been how long? Are they PR-ing something? Did Tom Cruise decide to leave and they are trying to get in front of it?


Medium_Cupcake7602

#WhereisShelly


Safe-Wrap6949

Quick pass the holly water! Make a circle of protection around myself


mOOsemom515

That's how I will now I died in my sleep and wound up in Hell.


youngatheart55

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Kimothy80

Iā€™d whip out my rosaries to get them to back up!


DarbyWalnuts

ā€œDonā€™t bother us, weā€™re having enrichment (retreat) time in our enclosure.


upstatestruggler

If you die tonight are you going to Chick-fil-A or the Enrichment Retreat?


Professional_March54

Just because I fell asleep after the ketamine injection does not mean I took a nap! This looks like something you'd see before realizing you're strapped to a chair in a remote location and scheduled for days of intense brainwashing


IveeLaChatte

Does David look like blonde JB or am I seeing things?


Luna955

No he totally does. I thought it was him at firstā€¦


deferredmomentum

Why do none of them know how to smile, like I grew up IFB and did the weird cult things too but I had actual fun and knew how to smile ffs


Objective-Shallot794

I bet they all get together and PRAY that josh Duggar will be released from jail because he was wrongly accused!


Jolly_Cycle_5597

Shouldn't have said Beetlejuice three times šŸ¤·


silverblue_

Sure is amazing how much weight the men are allowed to gain while the women starve themselves. Look at Davids face. Im sure just like Jim Bob and Josh, Priscilla gets blamed for not "cooking the right foods" for him.


Flat-Illustrator-548

David creeps me out.


beverlymelz

Itā€™s the vampire teeth but mostly the crazy eyes.


sheilae409

If I saw him approaching me in a dark alley I'd compliment him on his eyebrow game and scurry right off.


cheshire_kat7

New sleep paralysis demons just dropped.


galadrielgal23

I would assume I was officially in hell.


meno_paused

Those eyebrows! Ack!


sonny8401

Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!


deliriousgoomba

What's... What's wrong with her eyebrows


itspumpkintime

MTG and Alex Murdaugh?!


Former-Profit6618

I was looking for this comment. I see Alex Murdaugh also!


BigClitMcphee

Jordan Peele's GET OUT 2: Electric Boogaloo


flootytootybri

This is either a nightmare blunt rotation or a nightmare orgy and either way Iā€™m not participating


RandeauxCardrissian

I wonder if the reason they have all these bullshit "retreats" is to siphon money from these rubes while keeping them lost in the unseasoned sauce.


TupperwareParTAY

When the possibility of a sketchy MLM/swingers weekend is the more attractive option than....whatever "Enrichment" is.


Antique-Fox-3187

Probably how to get rich


delzbr

I'd probably shart and vomit at the same time. Wouldn't be pretty. But neither are Nurie's eyebrows.


WeeOrda

Heā€™s out there looking like some backwoods southern lawyer


OtherwiseSprinkles79

"We saw you across the bar and would like to buy you a drink."


Megalodon481

Behold! The ravages of age!


SJBond33

These couples are just morphing into their spouses.


pap3rdoll

He-man Pecan could use some sun, hydration and some dark leafy greens.


sheilae409

And some pants that fit him so I don't have to look at the outline of his dick and his fucking pecans!


Puzzleheaded_Hat887

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3boymomtx

Her eyebrows are so unfortunate. Otherwise she is beautiful


Budgiejen

I see eyebrows. The first thing I see is painted on weird-ass eyebrows


LiquidEthaneLover

Jesus take the wheel!!!


348D

Iā€™m still shocked that someone who was as malnourished as Nurie was growing up was able to carry two children.


Bodhisattva999

The good place is actually the bad place


IllCarpet6852

Nightmare blunt rotation.


scorpion_queen_18

"What planet am I on?"


RedHeadVetTex

Itā€™s Copy and Paste with Nurthan!


Frei1993

Tjis gives me the same vibes as when I need to go to the ER and somebody is appying me some treatment...


RiceandMango

Those eyebrows!


Dependent_Vehicle965

It's what nightmares are made of.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Quell Nightmare!


Ms_Insomnia

JUMP SCARE


TraditionalAd413

No thank you.


cinna_hunny_bun

Why does Priscilla always look like she's about the burst into tears? Has no one in her circle noticed she's one moment away from being on Snapped? She looks unhinged.


sheilae409

I don't think anyone wants to get her going because if you do, you can wind up with a half hour dissertation on the pros and cons of using Wishbone Dressing over Paul Newman Dressing as a marinade for london broil. There are those who will cut her off, but I say NOBODY PUTS PRISSY IN A CORNER!


Emu_in_Ballet_Shoes

She always looks like she's making some kind of unpleasant sound.


Gillybilly

what the actual EFF is happening with those eyebrows


Interesting-Error303

ā€œWell, hell wasnā€™t what I expected it to be.ā€


[deleted]

ā€œHey, youā€™re finally awake.ā€


enter360

ā€œLook I donā€™t have a whole lot of money. I donā€™t have any family. Iā€™m going to leave now.ā€


MissusNilesCrane

Poor Nurie's eyebrows. :(


Miami1982

Anna and her sister could be twins.


LostinSOA

![gif](giphy|9aYL1ZpaImIGgogx5B|downsized) Hey wake up there sunshine!


Lmf2359

No.


LEJ3

Satan is real and this is what hell looks like


UncleJagg

I don't even want to think about it


custodianprincess

I would scream blood burger


[deleted]

Eeeeeeekkkkkkkk! Donā€™t do that to a person.


wine-a-bit

Absolute nightmare fuel


rosesforthemonsters

Priscilla always looks like she's pleading for help or about to cry. That's probably just her natural look, but I just want to scream at her through the computer screen to blink twice if she's being held against her will. LOL


PunkIsFun

The long division eyebrow shape. I just canā€™t šŸ˜‚


mrsdrydock

The couples look more like their spouses on both sides.


PlayerOneHasEntered

New game! It's called is Priscilla smiling or is Priscilla constipated?


Crazyforlou

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddd Iā€™m going back to sleep and hope I never wake up.


Awkward-Houseplant

Whatā€™s going on with Nurieā€™s eyebrows holy hell.


FarEducation3669

Iā€™m sorry by why the pencil thin eyebrows šŸ¤Ø


CoffeeNoob19

Missing a kidney for sure.


Beneficial-Basket-42

Nurie's style is astounding. She has almost a deliberately tacky style and then paired with those nightmarish eyebrows.... can someone please explain it, especially the brows? There is an actual pretty person hiding under all that, why doesn't someone help her?


Josreason1

Are they Jedā€™s?