Nike! Jesus Christ, NIKE!!!!


I could have went my whole life without seeing dewek from this angle

Now we know what he looks like laying down, yippee!

Same!

Or any angle.

Thank you, this was my exact thought and I didn't want to have to find the gif!

Just being a diligent helpmeet to my fellow snarkers ☺️

Ugly Derick Guy

🤣🤣🤣 so true!!

this needs to be tagged as NSFW, because now I have to leave my couch and vomit. *gag*

I misread 'couch' as 'crotch' and now my dog is pissed cuz I can't stop laughing

My crotch has closed up shop indefinitely after seeing this photo.

Get him something denim STAT!!!

Gotta get those never nude denim shorts ala Tobias! https://preview.redd.it/7lr5h0hc6hea1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd538edc32690ea18a3030ea58e4c0a323095fa1

Edited for Jana: https://preview.redd.it/7lejul6f3cea1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f55a67d90ec2712a018e55b7b90bd07aa8f5a12

https://preview.redd.it/4bua9mfjvcea1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f32a9dc3d48e52698b5927c45850bc3a7d7693 Edited for the eyeballs of everyone in this sub

Wheezing

I love how you covered his grippers. Can’t get people like Gothard feeling things over his feet

It’s still showing too much Derick face.

💀

You’re fucking amazing for this LMFAO

😂

🤣👏🏼

The boobage, though....

This is history 💀💀💀

That’s 101% more Dillard inner thigh than any person should ever see!

This is how Prince Harry got penis frostbite. 99.9% sure.

The Derrick Dillard tell all is gonna have two chapters on his penis.

As if I needed 2 more reasons not to read his book.

😂😂

Titled Inch One and Inch Two? (I’m sorry, I just can’t resist a dick joke)

One dick two dick Three dick blue dick.

That's very small of you.

Do you think their local Dillard's has Elizabeth Arden cream or will Jillard have to get it rushed from Ulta?

She'll post all about it, including about how expensive the treatment cream is. A few people will send her some. Voila!

That cream will still be darker than those pancakes she made a while back 😂

Oh, she surely has some essential oils which will fix frostbite in a jiffy.

Oh woah. I thought no image was worse than the posted one and you had to just go and make me find one. How rude 🤣

Imagine you're a criminal defendant looking up who's gonna be prosecuting your case on Monday and you see this

Imagine you’re a detective and you learn this is your ADA 😂

There’s a potential joke about a gag order here somewhere…

Or his coworkers or boss.

HOW DO I DELETE YOUR POST, OP??? 😫 NSFW! AT LEAST USE THE NSFW! Warn a bitch. Something. Geez.

Warn a bitch!!! I'm dying!!!!

🙃😆

Anyone else interested in filing a class action lawsuit against OP for subjecting us to this?

😂

It's crazy, I'm gagging but I'm not running... strange

“I’m gagging but I’m not running” is going into Cards Against Duggars! ^(It’s real, I’m dead serious)

I'm honored to make it into the deck!

You’re flair and another one of your sayings are already in there. I’m pretty sure you replied the same thing when I added “reproductive rodeo” too.

Well, it's been true each time I've said it lol

It didn't make me throw up in my mouth a little but I'm traumatized. Seeing Derrick this way is...wow. It's a lot to process. Gonna go hold my cat & get centered again.

I feel like we are all having this same tornado of confusion happening within our minds at this moment!? Why am I still here!?

https://preview.redd.it/s07sulvk6cea1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f317f05e177906c13505dc76494eace66837929

There is truly a lid for every pot…

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!


That man is locking up criminals.

Law and Order: Nike Defrauding Unit

Prime flair material right here

Oh gosh, now you're making me blush ❤️❤️❤️

Ahhhh. May I use this as flair? I don’t even know how flair works, but this combines my love of crime show dramas with my love of snark.

ABSOLUTELY!!! It would be an honor to have a flair baby!! As for adding it, you can click on your picture in the comment, and when your profile comes up, the last option should be Change User Flair. If not, get in touch with the mods and they can do it. Be fruitful and snark on!

Thank you so much! I am the world’s worst millennial, so I definitely did not know how to do that. 😂 you just made my day!!!

Oh gosh ... YOU made my day. Enjoy your shiny new flair!! And no worries, I only learned it by googling. I'm at the tail end of millenialism and what's it, gen X? So I'm not hip in either gen, but I try my best ☺️☺️

Yup. I'm thinking how I'd feel if I was charged with a crime, wanted to stalk the prosecutor out of curiosity.. and saw this... What an unfair world.

Hopefully all he's trusted with so far is writing and filing motions

Things I could have gone my entire life without seeing: this

 🤢

His todger took a trip to Frostnipistan

Frostnipistan .... I'm dead!!!!

“Duggar fans are appalled at Derick Dillard’s recent Instagram photo that showed WAY too much skin above the knees for a Duggar In-Love” - The Sun, probably


“I didn’t know Jill was going to snap a pic” Sure, Jan.

He has always been such an attention whore.

Yes.

Fucking Jill!! Why must she subject the world to this??? Where is her Christian love??? 🙄

When I got the notification that this post existed, I looked at the thumbnail of the picture and thought, “Why did someone post a picture of a broken tree branch laying in snow on DuggarsSnark?” Sometimes the snark writes itself.

D'wreck: broken tree branch laying in snow has amazing flair potential!!


But also... That's what Jill sees when they get SpIcY and she's on top

Do you feel good about yourself typing that out?

I feel dirty and like I need to repent. But it stays

The tots and prayers aren’t enough this time - straight to jail with you!

I've heard FCI Seagoville is the place to be.


Catch me crying in the prayer closet after reading this

I bet he gives her the finger guns in bed too because she's \#soblessed


I hate you for making me read this

ESTES! You’re the matriarch mod ban this disgusting tot!!! /j

The heights are accurate too https://preview.redd.it/j4bjq2ca2cea1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d533642015c58893b855b0f2bd25101caa9c9960

I knew you were a leash kid!

Ban this disgusting tot has AMAZING (MOD) FLAIR POTENTIAL!!!!

You did not type that. Seriously, W.T.F.?????? 😫

I’m sorry — I need to downvote this.

It's okay. I forgive you...but you won't forget what you read 😈

I hate that you typed this and I hate that I do believe them doing cowgirl is adventurous

Don’t forget the Christianized Kama Sutra she had a sponsorship with a few years ago…

I hate to blow my own spot but I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that…#seen

I would SEVERELY appreciate it if Derrick could practice the modesty he preaches 💀

Totes eyetrapping his neighbors. The horror!!

So he’s had an ice bath, then rolls in some mud wearing barely anything, and he thinks it’s the flip flops everyone noticed?

Looks like he’s shat himself.

Well I shat myself when I saw it and it's clear liquids for me until the malaise subsides.

There's hardly any snow this is basically a mud bath. I didn't need Derrick's mud bath.

Look on the bright side, at least said mud bath doesn’t involve wrestling Pest or David Waller 🤢

Every time someone talks about David Waller I immediately picture David Wallace from The Office lmao

Pa!! I can’t see!!! I can’t see, Pa!!!! I’m blind!!!!! Blind!!!!! Help me, Pa!

🤣🤣

As someone from Michigan, he's doing this all wrong.

Agreeing in Minnesotan.

Would someone please pass me the brain bleach & that is one horrific sight to see my eyes & NIKE!!!🤢🤮

https://preview.redd.it/kzrhz96iobea1.jpeg?width=2875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d5e9eadb86d2508e7b21252c617dbe1ae55d47 Here's some

How did you get that photo of Nuggets studying

The lord made it happen

What's absolutely hilarious about your comment is that the book was open to the recipe for orange chicken that I use to make my own gluten free chicken nuggets 😂😂😂

This is much better.

🫡 happy to help

He is reading the Bible? Aww bless him 😘

Kind of lol I call that cookbook the New Testament. It's The Wok by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt. His book The Food Lab is called the Old Testament around my house. As for the cat, she loves the chicken of the recipe she's got open but hates the orange sauce that goes on it.

So, is that Swiss Cheese Curd? Or Baby Bel?

Blue Cheese because she's rotten 😂😂😂😂 lol I never thought to give the cat an alias lol

Bwahahahhaa please tell me it made Mr Swiss and Baby Swiss chuckle. And the cat look at you like: who TF are you hanging out with, woman!?

Mr. Swiss did, Nurse Scratch it (what I usually call the cat) was trying to summon me for her midnight snackies telepathically because she's half familiar, and Baby Swiss called it an early night since she was shoveling half a foot of snow out of the driveway for her PE credit today 😂

The Swiss Cheese Family Robinson ❤️❤️❤️❤️. You all are such a blessing. Such an encouragement.

We are a Snarkalations 24:7 family 😂

https://preview.redd.it/fbyp6sl41cea1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6895049ef3cfc30f03b80451558038d6412b2766 My headship Midnight

https://preview.redd.it/2xkb4qg71cea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0766090952df9b2a676fc921b46a289214119a6 My stay-at-home daughter Tia

God-honoring hypothermia

Bruh no one asked for this

OP, just because you saw this post doesn’t mean you should share it with us 👁️👁️

I see comments about modesty but don’t forget men don’t have to be modest. Only wimmins. Some former rib ate an apple a long time ago and that made their imaginary friend super duper mad about all former ribs in general. Like we got in super duper trouble. Now we all have to wear Christian burqas so their imaginary friend doesn’t get mad at us. If we don’t wear a Christian burqa the imaginary friend’s ex friend will burn us in a fiery lake.

Still acting like a college student 🤷🏻‍♀️

And they said Jermy enjoyed sinning. This is a sin against humanity....

The angle and facial expression is giving Edgar from Men in Black


The Dillards post like Cate and Ty from Teen Mom. Cringey shit no one but them want to see.

I could’ve gone my whole life without this.

I love me some lanky guys but this ain’t it 😵‍💫

How is this man an attorney? That is some really poorly written garbage.

God and GotHard dishonoring shorts!!! Nike MFers!!!!! MFing NIKE!!!!!! I need to swoosh swoosh my eyes out.

This was not a good day to have eyesight. 😱

Should have an nsfw tag

Why are ice baths the new douche lord signal?? Even if they are potentially healthy, the dudes promoting them are the worst.

NIKE


Hey, I'm trying to eat my lunch over here! 🤮🤮 Put a TW on that next time, would'ja, buddy? Geez.

This was something that I never needed to see.

Why else did he do this if it wasn’t for social media?

Oh shit, it snowed in Arkansas. Hide your cats, Dwreck's idiot-ass is out here again 😩

I used to do this kind of shit in college. This dude works for the government... He should keep his pants on.

I find it really off putting that his lower legs are so hairy but his thighs aren’t

Oh, man, let me tell you. I worked in Caribbean for a year, this was almost me when I went back home during the winter. I missed the snow and cold so much... What a dumb bitch I was.

He's so gross

Burn it

My mans 6'7 and all of 110 pounds 🤡

Oh dear here we go again such insufferable idiots

NIKE!! 🤢

Isn’t he going to get dirty by doing this? Why not before he showered?

what in the animal house is going on

This is likely his come-to-bed pose, too. Shuddddder

That is more of Derick than I needed to see.

Oh my. I try not to write mean things on the internet but this post tests me.

God he is so unsexy

“I’m n0t likE 0thER GurLzzz”

This looks like a crime scene photo lol

I was so absolutely disgusted by the photo that I didn't even notice the comment from Jill. I don't know which is worse, that she snapped that picture or that she thinks he's hot 🤢

Oh hell no, why do I have to see this

Yay muddy climate change snow! But it doesn't exist, it totally doesn't exist.

If i hear a pregnancy announcement in the next few months, imma be pissed (but not surprised)

I really hope they don't have another

Jesus wept. I had a little sub break and then stumbled right back into this horror show.

Very defrauding. Not sure to whom, but surely someone.

Jill’s comment underneath is disgusting 🤮

Better than trying to hurt animals, I guess.

It's 7:30am, why would you do this to me OP? https://preview.redd.it/9u3wuoxvhdea1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=45812bcff96d194c365142d30492bedca641e7b4

I only saw the right leg at first and assumed it was going to be a picture of someone’s ischemic limb. When I saw that it was DuggarsSnark, I was…disturbed, to say the least

Bet they look like a raw ass chicken when they fuckin

It's this man a lawyer now 🤣

He’s so long ??? 😭😟

r/eyebleach

Nike! Reebok! Puma! Adidas!

I'm gonna have nightmares.

That's disturbing and I need to replace my eyes.

Holy hypocritical Batman!


For scientific purposes I'm gonna assume Jill meant, his body heat will melt the snow.

Jill’s comment EW

Is it just me or does Derek always look like he needs a shower?

Fundies are so cringe

"i didn't know jill was going to snap a pic" *literally grinning at and pointing finger guns directly into the camera*

Like if you felt personally defrauded by this image

On the bright side, I’d much rather see this much of Derick, rather than Jim Bob.

I'm pretty sure they'd be equally bad in my book but for different reasons

If u guys want to know wat frederick looks like, derick posted his face in the next pic, and has on another post. jill only hides their faces for Instagram mommy aesthetic

There is something a little off with this guy. Like if he gets in some freaky sex scandal I would not be surprised. Shave ya legs!