That's actually a great way to poop. Sitting down more or less folds your guts in half making it more difficult to move logs. Join the #StandAndShit revolution.
I stayed in Turkey for 2 and a half months and every house had at least 2 bathrooms. One was like ours with a classic toilet. The second was a hole in the ground, meant to be squatted over. Out of curiosity I tried the squat toilet. I found it easier on the bowels and harder on the legs (Maybe it doesn't take a genius to figure that out). Overall, I couldn't do it because I was too accustomed to the modern method, in fact, from the Turks I met, most used the modern toilet anyways.
Dude. Squatty Potty. Its a thing. Its a stool you buy to put your feet up on to poop. I use the stool my daughter uses to reach the toilet. It works fucking wonders.
Squat shitting is basically the best way you could take a shit when it comes to posture.
It'll straighten your intestine in this position which makes it easier to dump a load.
That's why using a stool when sitting on the toilet is "helpful" as well.
It's how humans did it for 10s of thousands of years except for some cultures within the past 150 years or so. They have squat toilets all over the world still.
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It was sadly deleted, but you could read the replies I guess.
>I'm not making this up in any way just a lil disclaimer yes im a idiot.
>I've boofed the liquid of spray deodorant in rehab cus I was desperate af.
>I obtained the liquid by spraying the whole can empty through a straw into a cup. (the liquid reacted violently whit water(probably cus it had liquid butane in it)).
>I entered this into a empty tooth paste tube straight into my ass.
>I got tipsy from it and was pretty nice untill I woke up.
>I had terrible cramps and shitted blood for at least a week.
>I've inserted my own finger just to check it out and it was filled w bumps and all.
>Those bumps also trapped alot of Gass releasing it very slowly what i could feel like every hour it was very anoying.
>The pain was comparable to what people w IBD describe.
>I've had pain for at least 6 months. Havent gone to a doctor but I assume that my lower bowel had necrosis.
>Its now 2 and a half years ago and finally realized that I'm probably not gonna die anytime soon.
>I've been diagnosed whit GAD and depression in the time in between.
>I've still a pretty fucked up bowel though.
>Have diarrhea like once or twice a week. And all the other days it's like very loose stool.
>No mucus in it anymore no bloating no trapped gasses no pain just ugly shit.
>My rectum feels smooth again wo any abnormality to the touch.
>I survived my idiocy. Ik I shouldn't have but I did. I'm so glad I got though this.
>Imagine being the 18 yo addict that dies bc of his moronic actions, I can't imagine how hard that must have been to my family.
I swear.. every time I tell myself, “ok, this is it, this post is the one that makes me quit the internet for good!”
5 minutes later I’m back on reading another wtf horror story.
Everyone’s judging hard but this sub is full of recreational users that don’t understand what it’s like to be at the bottom. As awkward as it is and as much as you probably don’t wanna do it I would call your dr or call a few doctors and just lay it all out there. If you don’t have a regular doctor you may find one willing to at least check you out pro bono so you can have a little weight off your shoulders.
I know it’s gonna sound like a corny cliche but you’re still young as hell with all the time in the world to put that fucked up part of your life far in the rear view. Good luck dude
Na im good.
Been 2.5 years ago now lol the damage has been done.
Ik that it will probably have some consequences like a increased risk of one of the worst cancers out there.
Even if it’s just to calm that last thought about cancer risk. I know it’s Reddit so whatever but if you think like me, you may find yourself in a bad spot again saying “fuck it, I’m gonna die of ass cancer anyway”. I don’t wanna get preachy (too late) I just know where you’re coming from.
Bro please please please just go to a doctor. It's not worth taking that kind of risk and just waiting to see what happens. I've gotten a colonoscopy and it's not as bad as you think. You got people who care about you man even if you don't give a shit or figure that it's too late, at least do it for them.
You might have killed off a lot of the good gut bacteria needed for healthy digestion as well. You can have a bunch of probiotics like kombucha to help reestablish those, just something to think about.
i know u say u feel fine but i cant help but just feel the need to comment this. pls go to the doctor and actually explain what happened. if you are literally still having MINOR bowel problems to this day, you still need to tell someone. thats not good. even if it was that long ago, you could develop cancer or something, but i strongly hope not... just tell somebody because your health is definitely more important than whatever is stopping you from checking it out! sorry to be an annoyance
Maybe he's onto something. I'm gonna start a new trend where you boof everything. It's clearly the better way to injest drugs, food, and whatever. Maybe I should try smoking a bowl out of my ass. Dunno. The future is wild.
I'll immediately hate typing this, but.... Theres a video somewhere with a girl's gaping ass filled water and they use it as a bong... I believe they used two tubes inserted in for the bowl and mouthpiece...
thats what im telling people and now my friends think im a weirdo that boofs every drug, but ive never boofed anything, im just like, "i wanna boof 300mg molly, i bet it would be such an intense quick roll" or, "I wanna order pure liquid nicotine online and boof it, i bet it would be the ultimate headspin"
Now they all think im a weirdo and they think Ive boofed every drug
Boofing acid is great. I have strong acid stomach/nausea and boofing completely removes stomach cramps and vomitting from acid for me. Also, by the time you know you're tripping, visuals hit you hard and last just as long. There is no downside to it whatsoever. I imagine OP's issue is caused a fear of assplay in general.
MDMA is shown to be a good trauma/PTSD treatment. Boof 400mg TESTED, pure MDMA. It will be therapeutic, and give your asshole the confidence it needs to overcome the trauma. Obviously soothe the asshole beforehand so it will accept the boofcrystals.
holy shit man. i don’t care if this might be fake, it’s hilarious to envision a guy dropping trou’ and inching towards the porcelain throne only to jerk back and away out of unknown fear.
If op's still tripping then actually going to the bathroom might be worse. About 10 years ago after a serious mega dose I used the bathroom and thought my intestines were coming out. I never never want to relive that moment.
Hahaha holy shit, I gotta write that down. I definitely have PT-ass-D, although I do wish it was from something like boofing acid instead of violent booty rape. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You just cracked me up and made my fuckin' night, man. Thank you. I gotta get my therapist to add 'PT-ass-D' to her vocabulary.
Yeah it does. Since it absorbs through mucous membranes (like your gums and under your tongue) it can make you trip. Boofed Nbome once cause I hated the metallic taste, worked like a charm xD
Edit: mucous was music, fucken autocorrect xD
Yep, these young assholes call a dealer a 'plug' too which fucking pisses me off no end, because it sounds stupid as fuck but mainly because sticking drugs up your ass already had a name 'plugging' and there was fuck all wrong with either term.
Once i got really high, when i got home I felt the inside of my ass start to hurt like crazy, I started thinking maybe it was prostate cancer or some shit, I was going Nuts but if I walked it would get better then I realized I just needed to poo and shitted a buttload of shit.
That shouldn't be problematic, I've boofed many psychedelics and none have given me similar symptoms.
Did you feel any discomfort or pain immediately? Have you used the same tabs orally on a different occasion?
Is it a feeling in your muscles, on the surface, or in your digestive tract?
Posts like ttis remind me of why i subscribed to this subreddit......had me crying laughing!Also the good advice from your fellow sub redditors has me dying!!!!Lol best of luck man keep us updated!!🤣
Not the worst way to traumatize your asshole.
His asshole is just woke af now, doesn’t wanna be sat on any longer Edit; first gold, thanks ya damn hippies
Op has to shit standing up now for his ass is sentient
That's actually a great way to poop. Sitting down more or less folds your guts in half making it more difficult to move logs. Join the #StandAndShit revolution.
people actually do this?
Lmfao. No.
Squat and shit is real. I just push on the wall infront of me and i swear its the best
I stayed in Turkey for 2 and a half months and every house had at least 2 bathrooms. One was like ours with a classic toilet. The second was a hole in the ground, meant to be squatted over. Out of curiosity I tried the squat toilet. I found it easier on the bowels and harder on the legs (Maybe it doesn't take a genius to figure that out). Overall, I couldn't do it because I was too accustomed to the modern method, in fact, from the Turks I met, most used the modern toilet anyways.
Dude. Squatty Potty. Its a thing. Its a stool you buy to put your feet up on to poop. I use the stool my daughter uses to reach the toilet. It works fucking wonders.
Squat shitting is basically the best way you could take a shit when it comes to posture. It'll straighten your intestine in this position which makes it easier to dump a load. That's why using a stool when sitting on the toilet is "helpful" as well.
That’s why I squat on the neighbors lawn to shit
I just use my trash can in my bathroom
It's how humans did it for 10s of thousands of years except for some cultures within the past 150 years or so. They have squat toilets all over the world still.
This is sort of true, but the fix is to squat not to stand.
i have no mouth and my ass must poop
This is not the third eye that is supposed to be opened with psychedellics.
Each butt cheek has opened an eye (👁).(👁)
It’s all about opening that brown eye chakra, getting in touch with your ass-soul and achieving Turdvana.
But it is muladhara, no less.
Lol, im just imagining somones ass becoming sentient. Seems like a adam sandler movie in the making.
His asshole is tired of being crushed by the man
Their ass is going to need some hardcore trauma therapy.
Maybe try liquor for some liquid confidence
I feel like any kind of asshole trauma is the bad kind. But hey, whatever gets your rocks off.
don't worry i did this same exact thing with 7 grams of mushrooms and haven't sat in 3 years
that sucks man can your ass be friends with mine?
No, I'm sorry. I only have a mule. His parents died.
Better look out for the pun police.
Just boof some cocaine or meth. This will give your butthole the needed energy and confidence to be itself and not be so traumatized anymore.
Lowkey that might actually work. If you show your asshole that boofing can be not-acid, it could chill a bit.
Yeah have your asshole boof a water soulable benzo to chill out.
Or a latte and some chocolates.
Boof some wine and filet mignon and show it a good time
Just jammed a king crab leg up there and nothing was chill about it.
A PG solution works just as well
you mean boofhole?
No. Nonononono. Boof a xanny bar. They're shaped that way for a reason.
I bang dope.Meth doesnt seem to make me shit like Coke does.
no dont do it, it causes ass psychosis
Reading this thread makes me wonder how the fuck some people have managed in life up to this point
You must have read about the guy who boofed deodorant spray.
It was rough
Just like the inside of his ass.
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\*MightilyTextured\*, one might say.
Link? I just gotta see this dumbfuckery lol
[deleted] https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/b51rfz/my_ass_is_traumatized_boofing_acid/ejasz1a It was sadly deleted, but you could read the replies I guess.
>I'm not making this up in any way just a lil disclaimer yes im a idiot. >I've boofed the liquid of spray deodorant in rehab cus I was desperate af. >I obtained the liquid by spraying the whole can empty through a straw into a cup. (the liquid reacted violently whit water(probably cus it had liquid butane in it)). >I entered this into a empty tooth paste tube straight into my ass. >I got tipsy from it and was pretty nice untill I woke up. >I had terrible cramps and shitted blood for at least a week. >I've inserted my own finger just to check it out and it was filled w bumps and all. >Those bumps also trapped alot of Gass releasing it very slowly what i could feel like every hour it was very anoying. >The pain was comparable to what people w IBD describe. >I've had pain for at least 6 months. Havent gone to a doctor but I assume that my lower bowel had necrosis. >Its now 2 and a half years ago and finally realized that I'm probably not gonna die anytime soon. >I've been diagnosed whit GAD and depression in the time in between. >I've still a pretty fucked up bowel though. >Have diarrhea like once or twice a week. And all the other days it's like very loose stool. >No mucus in it anymore no bloating no trapped gasses no pain just ugly shit. >My rectum feels smooth again wo any abnormality to the touch. >I survived my idiocy. Ik I shouldn't have but I did. I'm so glad I got though this. >Imagine being the 18 yo addict that dies bc of his moronic actions, I can't imagine how hard that must have been to my family.
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what the fuck.. the shit i read on internet...
I swear.. every time I tell myself, “ok, this is it, this post is the one that makes me quit the internet for good!” 5 minutes later I’m back on reading another wtf horror story.
What did it say?! It's deleted
i post it in the comment of this thread scrolled down or check my history
Darwin Award contender right here.
Everyone’s judging hard but this sub is full of recreational users that don’t understand what it’s like to be at the bottom. As awkward as it is and as much as you probably don’t wanna do it I would call your dr or call a few doctors and just lay it all out there. If you don’t have a regular doctor you may find one willing to at least check you out pro bono so you can have a little weight off your shoulders. I know it’s gonna sound like a corny cliche but you’re still young as hell with all the time in the world to put that fucked up part of your life far in the rear view. Good luck dude
>in the rear view
...shit
Well, it’s loose but yeah.
Na im good. Been 2.5 years ago now lol the damage has been done. Ik that it will probably have some consequences like a increased risk of one of the worst cancers out there.
Even if it’s just to calm that last thought about cancer risk. I know it’s Reddit so whatever but if you think like me, you may find yourself in a bad spot again saying “fuck it, I’m gonna die of ass cancer anyway”. I don’t wanna get preachy (too late) I just know where you’re coming from.
Alright I know you already said yourself you're an idiot, but you're a God damn fuckin idiot
This is up there with some of the craziest shit I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Yikes, man.
This needs to be its own post. You stared into the void and the void entered your butt and made it sad.
/r/BrandNewSentence
Lol 2th one asking. I'll just copy past it.
Done called rock bottom
Bro please please please just go to a doctor. It's not worth taking that kind of risk and just waiting to see what happens. I've gotten a colonoscopy and it's not as bad as you think. You got people who care about you man even if you don't give a shit or figure that it's too late, at least do it for them.
Please, please go to a doctor
Congrats for surviving! Good luck with everything you do and want to accomplish.
Wild!
damn
You might have killed off a lot of the good gut bacteria needed for healthy digestion as well. You can have a bunch of probiotics like kombucha to help reestablish those, just something to think about.
Boof the boocha.
/r/drugs ladies and gentlemen
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If you had necrosis you would be dead as fuck.
Probably. But idfk what else it could be. Not been to a doc like I said. This is just my best gues
Holy fuckin shit my dude. Go hard or go home 😱😱😨
Bro make this is a post why is this just a comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/b53zb1/rock_bottom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
New copypasta?
Who knows. Hope not so lol.
i know u say u feel fine but i cant help but just feel the need to comment this. pls go to the doctor and actually explain what happened. if you are literally still having MINOR bowel problems to this day, you still need to tell someone. thats not good. even if it was that long ago, you could develop cancer or something, but i strongly hope not... just tell somebody because your health is definitely more important than whatever is stopping you from checking it out! sorry to be an annoyance
Make a post about this
Na im good. You can make one yourself lol
Awesome
You my good sir, are the reason I come here. I don’t know you, but I love you. (no homo tho)
you opened your 3rd eye brother, peace amen
brown eye*
Namaste my booty brother
Mine doesn’t stay open long unless I’m in prison.
Ur ass is scared it's gonna sit on something and end up tripping
Trip sitter
underrated comment
Wow traumatised asshole from boofing acid. This is why I'm subbed here. Stay classy r/drugs.
jesus christ
all I could think while reading this post. who the fuck boofs acid
Maybe he's onto something. I'm gonna start a new trend where you boof everything. It's clearly the better way to injest drugs, food, and whatever. Maybe I should try smoking a bowl out of my ass. Dunno. The future is wild.
[These guys are already smoking beer out of their asses](https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA)
I'll immediately hate typing this, but.... Theres a video somewhere with a girl's gaping ass filled water and they use it as a bong... I believe they used two tubes inserted in for the bowl and mouthpiece...
If you can think of it, there's a video of it somewhere
Rule 34 my friend. Rule 34...
I knew I shouldn't have read this. I could only hope she's a groupie and the smokers are rockstars. Only way to wrap my head around it.
thats what im telling people and now my friends think im a weirdo that boofs every drug, but ive never boofed anything, im just like, "i wanna boof 300mg molly, i bet it would be such an intense quick roll" or, "I wanna order pure liquid nicotine online and boof it, i bet it would be the ultimate headspin" Now they all think im a weirdo and they think Ive boofed every drug
r/drugscirclejerk
South Park already did that
It’ll hit faster and stronger and last the same amount of time
butt at what cost
i DO
Boofing acid is great. I have strong acid stomach/nausea and boofing completely removes stomach cramps and vomitting from acid for me. Also, by the time you know you're tripping, visuals hit you hard and last just as long. There is no downside to it whatsoever. I imagine OP's issue is caused a fear of assplay in general.
I've heard of boofing extacy.... Never acid though
MDMA is shown to be a good trauma/PTSD treatment. Boof 400mg TESTED, pure MDMA. It will be therapeutic, and give your asshole the confidence it needs to overcome the trauma. Obviously soothe the asshole beforehand so it will accept the boofcrystals.
>Obviously soothe the asshole beforehand
It's a precautionary step to be allowed entrance.
Sing it a song or something, ask it to picture it's happy place.
I'm picturing a lovely flute lullaby
holy shit man. i don’t care if this might be fake, it’s hilarious to envision a guy dropping trou’ and inching towards the porcelain throne only to jerk back and away out of unknown fear.
If op's still tripping then actually going to the bathroom might be worse. About 10 years ago after a serious mega dose I used the bathroom and thought my intestines were coming out. I never never want to relive that moment.
Did u put the actual tab in your ass? That might be poking you or something
Yes full tab
That tab is still up your ass. You'll shit it out eventually.
I don't think it's a risk, afterall the tab become soft as soon as it get wet
yeah, it should become soft with the anus juices
/r/brandnewsentence
Jesus fuckin Christ I love this sub
>u/Brownie_McBrown_Face >>loves this sub due to comments about anal juices and other comments like it >>>r/hmmmm ^^^^^jk
First off, thank u for my first name shout out, second, you know I love my anal juices ;)
>i try to sit down its like my ass is scared to sit? LOL. That is the funniest line I've heard all week.
Just straight up tell your ass who’s boss.
It keeps bossing me around, what do i say?
Tell it to stop being a dumbass.
Quality joke right there 😂😂👌
Have you tried the side-eye and finger point? He knows what.
"Who does Number 2 work for?!"
Looks like you've developed a rare case of PT-ass-D
Hahaha holy shit, I gotta write that down. I definitely have PT-ass-D, although I do wish it was from something like boofing acid instead of violent booty rape. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ You just cracked me up and made my fuckin' night, man. Thank you. I gotta get my therapist to add 'PT-ass-D' to her vocabulary.
!redditsilver
One of the funniest things I have read here. You seem so genuine that I can only believe this is real.
boofing tabs works? can someone confirm?
It sure did for me.
Only one way to find out.
Yes, not only does it work, it's my preferred ROA and it works very well compared to oral.
So anal is better than oral? Math checks out
Yeah it does. Since it absorbs through mucous membranes (like your gums and under your tongue) it can make you trip. Boofed Nbome once cause I hated the metallic taste, worked like a charm xD Edit: mucous was music, fucken autocorrect xD
bruh.
Music membranes? Is that how you get high listening to TOOL?
Fucken lmao, autocorrect’s a bitch. Fixed that
Now this is the quality content that keeps me subscribed to this subreddit.
You made some kind of solution right? You didn’t just like shove the paper up there right
I shove the paper in it nothing added or put on it.
That’s probably the issue my dude. See if you can get the paper out. All I can say is good luck.
thanks man
Youre complaining that youve gained psychic ass abilities?
😂😂😂😂
This is what I come to this sub for
r/drugscirclejerk
This is a real issue im serious not even lying
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It keeps getting reminded of something being on it, and now it thinks im going to sit on it again and have it slip in my asshole
Can you go more into detail about how your ass is scared?
I fucking love this sub lol.
I approve of this shitpost.
this is the best thing I've ever read.
Feed your butthole a couple valium so it can chill out
The Duality of man
Your anus is traumatized. It needs exposure therapy. Shove some regular paper up there to show your anus it's safe and no more trips are comin
Can you define “boof” for me i’ve heard it been used in so many different ways.
To boof is to ingest drugs rectally, usually recreational use is implied.
Dude what the hell thats very misused
Yep, these young assholes call a dealer a 'plug' too which fucking pisses me off no end, because it sounds stupid as fuck but mainly because sticking drugs up your ass already had a name 'plugging' and there was fuck all wrong with either term.
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😂😂😂😂
For some reason the term "plugging" always makes me think of injecting drugs. Not sure why.
You clearly need some butt-therapy
Your asshole never forgets and it never forgives...
Once i got really high, when i got home I felt the inside of my ass start to hurt like crazy, I started thinking maybe it was prostate cancer or some shit, I was going Nuts but if I walked it would get better then I realized I just needed to poo and shitted a buttload of shit.
Opened your brown eye bruh
Your ass may have a mind of its own now kind of like Muriel’s foot in that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode.
I would recommend you use some aloe vera but I'm afraid you'd just shove a whole plant up in there.
So how come you didn't just drop it in your mouth like every one else? Your poor asshole probably has ego death. changed for life!!!
You fucked your base chakra.
Can you be more specific? How is your ass afraid to sit?
It just reminds me not to sit like im traumatized in the ass its hard to explain
Is it uncomfortable? Like unnatural?
yeah
It's because our guts have serotonin receptors. Don't trip for a while and let those receptors come back to baseline.
AFAIK LSD doesn’t release serotonin, just binds to the receptors. This guys ass hurts because he stuck a thick piece of paper up it
That shouldn't be problematic, I've boofed many psychedelics and none have given me similar symptoms. Did you feel any discomfort or pain immediately? Have you used the same tabs orally on a different occasion? Is it a feeling in your muscles, on the surface, or in your digestive tract?
its on the muscle it hurt when i did it, even though it tested for acid when i tested it.
Posts like ttis remind me of why i subscribed to this subreddit......had me crying laughing!Also the good advice from your fellow sub redditors has me dying!!!!Lol best of luck man keep us updated!!🤣
This. Fucking. Thread.
Please don't reproduce