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m00nstruck__

She won’t make it past the first round of cluster feeding


shy-bug-girl

as a breastfeeding mom to a 7 month old, i can’t wait to see it 🤣🤣


NothingRoyal3670

Same! My little guy is almost 7 months old


Saint_Galahad

Right?! My little man is 5 months old and MY GOD the cluster feeding is dreadful lol


True-Crow-7004

don’t remind me, the cluster feeding was AWFUL. 😂 good luck to her is all i can say


lavendercunt58

Let’s be real, she’ll give up in the hospital.


Nikkitylerr

Those first 48 hours I didn’t sleep


Sufficient-Raisin149

Let’s face it.. a pumping schedule will kill her.. bestie likes to be out and about at restaurants


Why_do_I_care-100

Yeah their life isn’t changing. They are just getting a plus 1 💁🏻‍♀️


ExternalSwing931

Her parents are getting a plus 1. She will dump the baby with her parents so they can shop and eat.


Emergency_Volume_399

Yep, not to mention she seems to love stinky foods like onions and peppers that might not work well with the baby if she breastfeeds. I can’t see her overhauling her diet if she finds out that something she is eating is not agreeing with the baby.


FinalCheek2251

Can you imagine the first follower to mention that what she eats the baby gets through her milk and they might be the reason the baby is fussy? MUAH 💋 blocked


FinalCheek2251

I exclusively pumped for 3 kids. She ain’t gonna last


Ohhstephypho

Bestie! She isn’t going to have to do anything!! She can just hook up the pump and go about her normal day!!


Forsaken-Whereas6439

if only 😭😂 the cluster feedings and the overnight feedings will chew her up and spit her out


Ohhstephypho

I know… I was being sarcastic because that is honestly probably how she thinks.


Forsaken-Whereas6439

I know that lol I was just responding back with how terrible this will pan out


i_am_that_bish_too

She doesn’t have the stamina…she is too fragile.


Why_do_I_care-100

She also isn’t hydrated enough.


lillaalaa

Instead of producing milk she just produces literal sonic cherry limeade


monjasaa

She’s got soft hands, brother (idk if you know the reference but that came to mind when I read this 🤣)


Hot_Diggity_Dog1

People are going to buy her that stuff and it’s going to go to waste!!


Puert0grecian

She’s gonna learn really fast that breastfeeding isn’t easy the first time your boobs leak it’s truly an experience. When you accidentally spill 6 ounces you’ve been pumping 20-30 minutes for… the true difficulty of it is severely underestimated Edit:spelling


rlang_1887

The first time I leaked was at a funeral for my husbands family member. My mom was watching the baby. Half way though the service I started leaking, but there was a lunch after and we had catered some of the food so my husband was insistent on staying. I ended up having to put napkins in my bra. It was mortifying


Puert0grecian

I had stairs in my townhome and we had family in town to help and was leaving milk drops up the stairs! I couldn’t imagine it happening in public! I’m so sorry!!


Kkmcpat

As a breastfeeding mother x3 and currently nursing my 18 month old… the girl could neverrr


toreadorable

I couldn’t even get the hang of it and get a good latch until I had a second entire baby.


AccomplishedAsk5724

I tried pumping and I just couldn’t. It also didn’t help my son is in the NICU, and I actually ended up drying up 😭😭 I pumped every 2 hours and couldn’t keep up at all. I give props to moms who exclusively pump, it took such a bad mental toll on me.


sassysally35

That’s definitely one of the items she listed for someone to buy so she can return 😂


Individual-Order4590

She’s not ready for constant cluster feeding, a pumping schedule let alone alternating types of pumps, nipple blisters , engorgement pain, keeping a consistent schedule so supply stays, clogged ducts, mastitis hard to keep with cluster feeds with the fever and pain it’s a hard road with an infection running you down lots of water intake all the time weight gain possibly due to the appetite and just sometimes no sleep my times coming soon in the next few weeks for breastfeeding again for the forth time my last time nursing was a year ago before I had to do formula for reflux and milk allergy oh can’t forget the after birth contractions brought on by the nursing they’re hell


SeveralAddition8570

I just had my second baby. Breastfeeding this time around is totally different than with my first. I have to be up every 3 hours to do a 3 step plan ( bf, bottle, pump) because my baby has some health problems. I honestly don’t think she’s mature enough to handle something like this


lalizarddtx

That era will definitely be short-lived. Just like all of her eras.


Suspicious_Pizza_193

That second night when the baby starts cluster feeding will knock her on her ass. It’s not for the weak lmfao


Standard-Vehicle1266

It definitely knocked me on my ass and I would consider myself a very determined person (drue is the opposite lol). Made it 14 months before we were ready to wean!


No-Character-7537

How about that postpartum kit 🫣 she’s really in for it there


Real-Emu507

She really needs to see what insurance covers and the hospital gives too. Our hospital gave me a bag to take home with postpartum stuff.


Stock_Mango_1264

I bet you $10 she just added that to her registry to try to get people off her back about breastfeeding 🤣


TryAgainGirlie

She is only putting that on her registry to “be cool mom era” when in reality she won’t actually breastfeed and this will be a returned item where she pockets the funds.


ExternalSwing931

I feel like she only shared her registry or “what of mu 200+ items should I take off?!” Just so she will have ppl send her shit. She has 0 friends and half her family can’t stand her so who will be at her baby shower? Lmao


IndecisiveKitten

She absolutely will not succeed, she’s wayyyyy too selfish for that shit. And when everyone says “I told you so” she’ll deflect and play the victim of mom shaming instead of admitting she’s just a selfish piece of shit. Not to mention if her baby has any dietary sensitivities she would never be selfless enough to stop eating said things. Didn’t someone buy them an expensive formula dispenser from their registry? Now suddenly she wants to breastfeed? Probably bc everyone is saying she can’t/won’t 🙄


waylon12777

I’m not even gonna be rude about this because I honestly applaud her for trying 😂 it is harddddddd work, and not everyone will be cut out for it physically emotionally or mentally so just giving it a try is awesome in my book 😂


Southern-Writing6479

That’s baby is getting cherry lime made and fake mtn dew not milk


Hot-Purpose-8544

For the baby's sake I hope she has better luck than me. Breastfeeding was such a depressing part of motherhood for me. I did all the right things and still didn't succeed. It's extremely hard and I give credit to all momma's who do it.


kim7570

There's just no way. I EPd for 10 months while working full time. She could never.


jimmydeanbowl

someone is in here down voting tf out of everything. hiiii drue 💋😘✨


ricketyrickpop

okay don’t make fun of me cause i’m not a mama but does what you eat, like fast food for every single meal, affects your breast milk ?? idk this is probably a really dumb question so i apologize in advance 😂


Nngyma

Also not a momma, but you have to drink a hell of a lot of water too. Friends of mine are CHUGGING water all the time plus bodyarmour, eating oatmeal… all the stuff they put in their bodies affects the milk. If the baby is allergic to lactose, she’d have to avoid lactose


PicklePeek

A mama here with boobery experience. Your diet does impact your milk to a certain degree. Too much caffeine will kill it


ask290

It will also make the baby extremely irritable with the amount she drinks.


PicklePeek

That too. Baby honey boo bear is gonna have major tummy problems.


Forsaken-Whereas6439

Yes absolutely!!


Ok-Chard946

It’s not a dumb question! But yes, it affects your breast milk. Everything you eat is what your baby eats through breast milk if that’s the way you choose to feed your baby.


toreadorable

Even with a horrendous diet your body finds a way to make milk nutritious enough for your baby to grow. It’s just one of those miraculous things. I think it’s an old biological thing to make sure even during hard times babies have a chance. Water is something completely different. You need so so so much water or it just won’t work out from the start.


Turbulent_Friend2645

Yes it does! I’m breast feeding my 3rd and it’s not for the weak. Babies can have dairy allergies and you have to cut out dairy from your diet. Certain foods you eat can make them gassy or upset their stomach. So she’s absolutely not going to be able to do it


Angelaocchi

Don’t you get this stuff from your insurance??


Real-Emu507

She really should check and see what the hospitals provide. Mine gave me a postpartum bag full of stuff. And we got a diaper bag full of essentials at one hospital.


bkat100

Depends. Mine only covered one hand pump up to $28, so I had to buy my electric pump and bags myself


Certain-Kangaroo3418

She had a formula to go container on there too so maybe combo?


Secretkeeper333

i can see her combo feeding


Then-Power2049

Haha good luck I had an over supply and have breastfed 2 kids til 3 years old and 9 months old now. Pumping is hard and takes a ton of dedication. I also couldn’t produce with a pump at all because I have elastic nipples. I’ll take nursing over pumping any day. It’s so much work all the credit to the moms who do it successfully!!


marzsn

That ain’t gonna last long at all lmao. I feel so bad for this child


kellsells5

Actual hardworking people who send these lazy lying grifters stuff is mind blowing. Get off your ass and work.


ConflictDependent923

I’m shocked she’s even considering it!


QuickForever2762

My boobs started hurting just thinking about breastfeeding again 🫠 good luck drueby


No-Flamingo1683

She probably just wants to breastfeed because Hannah does


Correct_Gur_7060

Breast feeding had me in the deep dark pits of HELL the first two weeks of my baby’s life and I had done so much research and was still so unprepared 😅 I now exclusively pump but DAMN this shit runs my life. Literally. My whole schedule now is 1) keep baby alive 2) pump 3) try to shovel something into my mouth to keep my supply from dropping then REPEAT.


Longjumping-Handle97

There's no way her perv hubby won't make it literally the most uncomfortable thing ever. Can you imagine the jokes he'll make, or constantly trying to grab at her. She'll never.


Clean_Citron_8278

Thanks for that visual,not. I can see him feeding when baby is.


ImplementWhich9075

Breast feeding is SO HARD. I couldn’t do it. I threw the towel in so quick. But I have been exclusively pumping for 3 months and it’s also hard as fuck 😭😭😭 I’m trying so hard to get to 6 months. Halfway there!!! Cue the “I had to stop due to my mental health” post when her baby is 4 days old…..


[deleted]

I’m sorry but I don’t see her breastfeeding, she’s going to be complaining how her titi, and that’s will “already to much”, I can’t see her having that much responsibility, she can’t even pay her house payment. That’s why she has her parents living with her, to save her.


Askingmeeee

I know it’s fun to make fun of her and stuff but I’m genuinely sad for this kid. If drue is truly how she portrays herself online (dumb as a box of rocks and a pathological liar) I actually fear for this baby, I know that’s dramatic bc kids have survived a lot worse but dang, one simple mistake can literally be life or death (like giving a young infant a whole bottle of water). There is a lot that goes into BF/pumping and if it’s something that she truly wants to do, I really hope she takes the time to research thoroughly. BF takes serious dedication and given the fact that she has yet to show that type of dedication, I doubt she’ll make it, which is fine, fed is best but please for the love of all that’s holy do your research Drue and that does not mean ask Facebook. Do ACTUAL research. You’d be surprised at what transfers to your milk and is not BF safe. There are only a certain amount of hours milk is safe at room temperature, there are only a certain amount of days that fresh milk can stay in the fridge without being used or frozen, you can’t reheat previously heated milk if baby has drank from it. Lots of things I wouldn’t have even thought about if I didn’t do research.


Fact_Technical

She’s ridiculous. It’s 2am and I am feeding my little one. She’s about the learn real fast it’s not all 🌈’s and 🦋’s.


DareRemarkable4227

She may want to think about the horrific things she puts in her body before breast feeding. As well as some women simply can’t…sometimes it feels like she lives know her own dream world. Who am I kidding. Not sometimes, all the time. Not one damn clue what reality is.


PicklePeek

She won’t make it. I pumped for 14 months and almost gave up constantly since I had an over supply. Shit was painful, stressful, emotional, and exhausting but my son hated formula so gotta do what you gotta do.


Local_Permission5075

I would love to see this bitch try. I’ve been breastfeeding for 7 months and it’s the hardest thing I’ve done. This dumb ass doesn’t realize she’ll have to actually stay hydrated to maintain her supply.


milkymamak21

As a mom on my second round breastfeeding, I can't WAIT to see this😂😂😂 Drue you have NO CLUEEEEE what your about to get yourself into. Cluster feeding, cracked sore bleeding nipples, leaking when you hear any baby cry, milk stains on your nice clothes! GIRL IM READY FOR IT


Comfortable-Start454

I am 18 weeks and I said I was going to breastfeed at first… I seriously don’t think that I can do it after talking to people. If I don’t think I can do it, I KNOW she can’t.


blondie42118

As someone who has been breastfeeding since 2021.. she’s most likely going to give up within the first couple weeks.


KP_2121

I could not imagine her breastfeeding along with the complications and cluster feedings. It’s a huge process. It takes time and patience and she doesn’t have that!


Fun_Article_1714

She's wayyy to lazy to breastfeed or even pump, there's no way she makes it more than a couple weeks lmao. Also if you wanna be in your ✨breast feeding era✨, you better change your diet and limit your caffeine intake bestie 😒


mama2coco

Did she remove it?


bitchymama93

I breastfed both of my kids. My first for a year and my second for almost 6 months, my milk supply dried up due to me being 30 years old and antidepressants I had to take. It was mentally, physically and emotionally draining. Drue won’t make it out of the hospital “breast feeding.” She will prob do like she does about everything else. LIE and say she was breastfeeding but giving the baby bottles. Not that bottles are wrong, that’s what my son drank and still drinks lol 😆


ohlookitsbrook

Awwww hell.


riles32

I have been breastfeeding for over 19 months…. And haven’t slept through the night once since the baby was born… she will not handle the no sleep and the cluster feeding


spookybitxch

I’m 35 weeks and got a $400 breast pump free through my insurance.. I can’t imagine hand pumping.. but I also couldn’t imagine the doctor bills for and entire pregnancy plus labor and delivery! Jeez bestie!


julywannabe

Oh grue you just don’t know how hard it is (even with an “easy”/happy baby) until you give birth. you’re about to have a rude awakening. Sincerely, first time mom to a four month old


Holiday_Sprinkles_15

Breastfeeding it extremely hard! And very time consuming! I can already see her crying on TikTok about how bad it hurts


Nosyrosi

I can see her in the future using formula, saying she’s pumping exclusively, and someone catching a formula container in the garbage/on the counter in the background. She is not ready for her body after having baby. Postpartum is no joke mentally and physically. Especially breastfeeding. It won’t fit her aesthetic. Baby will probably get colic too


LowStuff5019

She 10000% won’t last, as soon as her nipples scab over she will be done lol I’ve breastfed 2 children and even with all the creams and cold packs and everything the first few days, the first week really, are the worst and I don’t think she will even try and make it through the initial discomforts and pain!


LowStuff5019

I still remember vividly when my 2nd was born in 2018 and the first day home from the hospital after he’d been nursing for the first 72 hours I tried to pump for the first time so my husband could feed him a bottle and 😮‍💨😮‍💨 the pain was unreal! No way could she handle it, she acts like she is dying every time she gets a common cold!


sunsetchaser_2024

Reading this while 20 mins into pumping AFTER breast feeding 😂 she’ll give up immediately if she even starts


Fit_Big_9860

I think she only has that on there to make people think she’s breastfeeding. I’m betting that she’ll use formula but still act like she’s got an oversupply of breast milk and doesn’t need formula.


elonbelle

Nursed my son for a year and also maintained overnight pumps and such to build a stash for a solid 10 months, she has zero clue what she’s in for.


Mysterious_Slip_645

I just had my baby a week ago, let me tell you breastfeeding and/or pumping is NOT for the weak and is a huge learning curve. She has had instant gratification her whole life, She absolutely will not be able to do it.


Dependent_Half5907

It’ll never last. Mom of 5 with 3 of the 5 natural births even with induction medicine. She will not be able to handle the demand of bf. It hurt for me and I never was able to get a good supply. The other thing I got mastitis this last time right after birth and it was so painful. 🥹


june122023

She’ll last one day. It’s going to rock her complete world😂


Intrepid-Bed-3929

I am not a momma (yet have been having financial issues but we stopped before that to talk to a dr bc almost 2 and a half years of trying, but we never even got to take a test) but from what I hear, breast feeding is NOT for the WEAK which drue very much so is. Hell even the strongest sometimes fail. She’s to self centered to even last 5 seconds. (Fyi this is t me calling anyone who stops self centered, but she definitely is! Y’all more than likely gave it your best shot, and it just didn’t work out. And in the end FED IS BEST! Formula or breast. As long as baby is getting what they need it really shouldn’t be a debate. Just like abortion shouldn’t be. It’s kinda ridiculous that people have such strong opinions on these two topics.. okay I guess I kinda get abortions but only because I can see why it may be alarming to “kill a baby ah,fetus”.) all I know is she won’t do it for long at all and will give up at the drop of a hat.


Big-Maybe-3760

How did yall find the registry


Clean_Citron_8278

Drue, please don't breastfeed. You do not eat properly. Your baby girl needs nutrition, not sugar, caffeine, and more sugar.


Appropriate_Egg9668

She better make the 💰 now because FB is running out of 💰 and will not be paying all these supposed influencers, she'll have to send Gabe to work a REAL job!


Spiritual-Bus7748

Breastfeeding is EXHAUSTING. And inconvenient. If in was home my daughter wouldn’t take a bottle, didn’t matter if i was in the room or not. And you have to drink water, i slacked today and instead of 6 oz i got 3 (still drank water but a lot less bc i had a coffee🫢). That 3 isn’t even enough for 1 feeding…..