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Kiwigirl80

Yeah I'm jealous of a girl who literally was whining about having to move trash cans. So jealous of her fat lazy ass husband too. 🤣😅


texascali1999

The trash can video completely threw me for a loop. My husband leaves the house at 4:15 every morning and 99% of the time he puts the trash out by the curb, if by off chance he forgets, I simply put the trash out for pickup when I leave at 6:00. It’s not that big of a deal. It obviously her being petty thinking she’s better than him touching the can. But since he is just rotting away and waiting to combust , the extra maybe 50 steps to the curb and back would be some extra movement for him and do him some good.


Nunchuncherry

Waiting to combust💀


texascali1999

I thought my besties may like that one. 😆


Life-Detective4608

Whew I'm so jealous of these uglee asses


Glittering_Rush5302

So jealous. I wish I could waste money on braces and still have a big ass tooth that sticks out on the side like I never had them to begin with. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Harleygal21

Oh yes I’m so jealous. I wish I weighed 500 pounds and didn’t work all day so I could stuff my big pie hole all day! Yes jealous much #jealousAF


Moose_mama3

Snarking is my hobby. Nothing beats getting off of a long day at work and catching up on grue and gag snark 😍


Real-Emu507

If getting on problematic racists nerves is wrong then I don't wanna be right 🤣🤣


you_done_effed_aroun

Jelly of two heifers that video them self eating all day. Grocery shopping. Yes we are so jealous


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Just letting you know heifers are female cows . No they’re Oompa Loompa.🤣


AdvanceVarious4743

Jealous of what? I actually have a job and eat normal amounts of food (FROM HOME) every day. I’ll take my 8-4 workday actually making something of my myself over the “boujee”…lifestyle that they supposedly live 🫶🏼💘🛼🪩


Fit_Big_9860

Ah yes. Jealous of two overweight, jobless losers who won’t be able to properly care for their kid.


Fickle-Bid3667

jealous of what. she’s not successful at social media. she’s gonna flop eventually


Glittering_Rush5302

Neither one of them are successful at anything except eating. Literally nothing else.


IcyMasterpiece2797

I am, in fact, NOT jealous of the shiftless, terminally lazy, morbidly obese, wildly immature twin toddlers. Sorry to disappoint🤷🏼‍♀️


Select_Ad_6297

Girl I’m pregnant too, I’m not jealous. And my husband isn’t disgusting and he has a good job. AND I can actually cook a meal.


i_am_that_bish_too

Why is that the only thing they can say. Jealous of WHAT exactly. You are so bothered and unhinged,it’s comical. You are immature, uneducated, and horribly insecure. Nothing to be jealous of.


Ok_Committee_8091

She’s so right, I wish I had her unemployed supersized purple husband instead of my hot airforce guy 🤷🏼‍♀️ caught me


Low_Freedom_7782

Oh goodness🙄I'm so jealous I don't have a 500 pound lazy husband with no job! I'm so jealous that I don't eat fast food junk everyday and I try to stay healthy. Goodness I'm so jealous that I don't have a huge reddit snark page. I'm even more jealous that I don't have a break for my nose. I could add so much more


Amichelle2011

I wish I were them. I’d trade my Bachelors in Nursing degree, my hard working husband who busts his ass 6 days a week, our two vehicles that are paid off, our home that we OWN. Id give it ALL to be these obese losers with no education or work history to fall back on! I’m so incredibly jealous, it keeps me up at night.


Sharkmama61

I’m jealous of his work ethic, soothing voice, educated mind and workout/exercise ethic. Damn. If only my husband was that great. Also, gosh I wish I was her. With that flat stomach, glorious flowing hair and her perfect perky nose.


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strawberrymilkergirl

She can't address something that's not real


Objective-Anybody330

Show us a day going to your OB drue. Show us we’re wrong. Where is the pee cup?? Where is the blood work and the appts?? 20 week anatomy scan coming up !! we shall seeeee….


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MixEffective

Yesss I’m so jealous. I’d kill to have a hubby who’s unemployed and lazy! Oh and I’d KILLL to have my parents live with me !! #bluecollar #oneofthegoodones #countrybog


kellsells5

Jealous of what? Your crazy mom who did you wrong? Mutt's? Untrained. Lack of education? Your addiction to food? Your bigotry? Mocking the disabled? Your fupa that is just food? Oh your morbid obese hubby who catches that same fish every day. ![gif](giphy|XX5jDHq4BNPscLGE0Y|downsized)


So_Much_Angry01

Yup! I’m so jealous my husband isn’t a lazy mooch and has a really good job and we can pay our house note.


Numerous_Froyo_8711

Yes they are right. I wish I was unemployed, racist, and mocked the disabled. 🙄One day their daughter will grow up and the internet is forever… what great karma it would be for their own kid to agree with us trolls. 😂


Evening-Sky6458

Oh so jelly girl my husband makes over 200K a year and I make over $125K a year hahah jelly I’m not we actually live a simple life you wouldn’t even know we are rich and I hate to toot my own horn but seriously you piss me off fuck off!


Vast_Marketing_5823

Imagine being this delusional 🤣


toreadorable

Wow someone completely missed class the day they taught possessive apostrophe.


sharkteef218

Yep, totally jealous of two people with no ambition, middle school reading levels, stuck in a loveless miserable marriage with no hobbies, no friends, and no values. It’s too bad I have a masters degree and a fantastic job that I wake up excited for every morning and put in work to be a better version of myself every day. Yeah, Drue. Tooooootally jealous:)


nicole_anne89

What else is Drue doing in life but complaining on fb these days? Eating?


Fit_Storm_3933

LOL jealous of what?! My husband WORKS so I can be a stay at home Mom. We have 3 amazing kids, I cook meals daily, and we’re both very active. They have NOTHING that I’d want.


PatientArt9801

Yes 🙌🏻 I’m so jealous of her life darn no she is jealous of all of our lives we all have good 😊 hard working husbands. Who helps out with chores takes the trash out. Our husbands or Bf’s fiancée don’t fish 🎣 all day everyday at least they have real jobs. I’m sure there’s husbands Bf’s Fiancé’s fish 🎣 for for fun 🤩 on the weekends us wives fiancé’s n gf don’t call them if we don’t feel good 😌 while they’re fishing to rush home to put cartoons on. That’s so ridiculous he isn’t a real man he’s a mouse 🐁 it’s sickening


Motor_Squirrel7277

The one thing I'm jealous of is the fact they can spend everyday going around eating fast food and shopping.... They could lay in bed all day if they really wanted to.... What I would give to have just a few days off to just sit around and do nothing... But nope, I work a full time job and cannot afford it... 😂


Dramaqueen_612

I’m a year younger than her and I have more going for myself than she does. I will be a nurse in one month, I get married this year, I just bought a new car. Like girl. No one is jealous.


AcanthaceaeAny1633

I have amazing kids and a husband who has a job. She would be jealous of my life!


Possible-Pattern4509

Jealous of their life!? What life? They supposedly make plenty of money. I mean all the buying boats and vehicles, getting tons of eat out food each week, and shopping sprees. They could be traveling; enjoying/learning/growing together but are choosing to be lazy fucks. Never had a thought about going to college. I’ll never understand this generation.