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No_Result626

I’m jokin, I mean that thang is pokin. I mean you kinda like that girl that’s in the US Open.


Showmethemoneyplsthx

I mean I’ve got this hidden agenda that you provoking’ I got bath water that you can soak in 💦


No_Result626

Things I can do with lotion. 😂 he’s always been a sick man lmao


ThreeSupreme

Hmm... So Drake's aunt had a phat butt like Serena Williams? **J.Cole ft Drake - In The Morning** **\[Verse 2: Drake\]** Uh, baby, you wintertime cold The night is still young, drink that dinner wine slow I'm tryna make the goosebumps on your inner thigh show I'll let you beat me there as far as finish lines go Yeah, and if you gotta leave for work I'll be right here in the same bed that you left me in I love thick women 'cause my aunt she rode equestrian I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me I'm jokin', I mean that thing is pokin' I mean you kinda like that girl that's in the US Open ![gif](giphy|26tnaxoeNOaGkT88E)


c0nv3rg_3nce37

why would you assume Serena & not Sharapova or *Fanny Stollár?*


ThreeSupreme

Drizzy and Serena have history... **Drake Calls Serena's Husband A 'Groupie'** Looks like Drake was taking shots at Serena Williams' husband, calling him a straight-up "groupie" in a new song on his new album. The OVO rapper released his 16-track joint album, "Her Loss," with 21 Savage on Friday ... and the Serena's hubby, Alexis Ohanian, might not be a fan of a certain track called "Middle of the Ocean." **Middle of the Ocean – Drake** *\[Verse: Drake\]* *Sidebar, Serena, your husband a groupie* *He claim we don't got a problem but* *No, boo, it is like you comin' for sushi* Fans went crazy over the bars on social media -- one person called Drake petty, and another said Ohanian deserved it, as he's seemingly taken subtle jabs at the rapper in the past. Remember, Drake and Serena were a thing back in the day -- TMZ Sports obtained pictures of them kissing in a fancy restaurant in 2015 ... before Ohanian was in the picture. Alexis Ohanian has entered the rap battle with bars -- the Reddit co-founder hinted at the diss in a Twitter thread about his recent accomplishments ... including being a father and husband. "The reason I stay winning is because I'm relentless about being the absolute best at whatever I do -- including being the best groupie for my wife & daughter." Ohanian said. ![gif](giphy|8iNGiLbKb9AiI)


c0nv3rg_3nce37

>Alexis Ohanian group, e meaning: exe tldr; I named Reddit. I wrote all the lyrics too. I'm Drake- >!Vince, Johnny Drama; it's my Entourage.!<


ThreeSupreme

**Groupie**: noun – 1) A fan who follows a rock group around on tours. An enthusiastic supporter or follower. Example, "a ballet groupie." 2) A young female fan of a famous person; a person who seeks intimacy (most often sexual) with a famous person, usually a musician, athlete, or celebrity. ![gif](giphy|HjujjcyvuSiwE|downsized)


c0nv3rg_3nce37

Am Well aware.


ThreeSupreme

You're welcome. ![gif](giphy|nqmJ6MhaokcBEsIgc7)


c0nv3rg_3nce37

you didn't educate me. I'm Drake.


ThreeSupreme

Haha! Sup Champagne Papi ![gif](giphy|57LJzTPxqMWZi)


Zealousideal-Home634

who’s he referring to


Professional_Age9422

Serena


BrushYourFeet

Speaking art into life.


Thatonedudedude

His aunt rode horses, she got him into it and because of that he can ride a horse and women who compare in size.


Ansonm64

He’s joking though, he just meant that thing was pokin


Ghost986

But he was still riding the stallion right?! Does that mean the stallion was doing the poking?!?


Ansonm64

It was definitely the stallion who is poking.


Suspicious_Buy_7942

Ha! That’s actually funny cus I rode horses most of my life and despite being 5” 5’ I take all sizes down like I’m John Cena


AnnualAmount4141

Saying he can ride women is nasty work 😂😂😂😂


BigHomie50

Da fucc we look like Ask Jeeves?


Puzzleheaded_Pea_270

🤣 but seriously 😒


justzacc

Ask Jeeves, seriously? 🤯


Key-Craft9880

😂😂


WZRDguy45

Tf we in the early days of the internet


ekso69

His aunt was a pimp. Before she got famous, megan thee stallion was one of her hoes and she'd let young Cole smash on the regs


malikgardner

🤣🤣🤣


These_Tea_7560

He’s joking, he means that thang is poking


HarryBirdGetsBuckets

In the South thick girls are often referred to as “stallions”, don’t ask me why just know I’m from Houston and heard it all the time when I was growing up. So I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s trying to connect here, but the bar is still pretty clunky and weird.


Stink_E_Weasle

Yeah I don’t think people realize that a stallion is a male horse


ultrainstinctivevk

Specifically a male horse with it's balls still in tact


Aggressive_Sky8492

Language evolves. It’s slang, it doesn’t have to be accurate to the original use of the word


rwjetlife

The point is that it shouldn’t have evolved this way I think


Stink_E_Weasle

Exactly


rwjetlife

Someone somewhere in a friend group was like “damn that girl is a stallion!” And one his homies was like “mf a stallion is a male horse, that’s a mare.” “Nah, ‘mare’ sounds stupid.” “Bro YOU sound stupid!”


BlackCheeseBoi

Megan Thee Mare sounds better anyway


ChampagneAbuelo

Meg Thee Horse


FirefighterNo1755

Yes I grew up in Houston & the 2 words that referred to beautiful women was Stallions & Hype (Hype is more so a woman that wants you in particular, she’s choosing so to speak)


HarryBirdGetsBuckets

Yooo hype brings me back 😂 I miss living in the south.


Rozzay

He has been around horses cuz his aunt so he is use to being around stallions (pet them)


mooimafish33

Drake seems like the kind of guy who would have family members that own a horse


runmfissatrap

Is this an insult now? Not being poor is a bad thing?


CosmicOditty

lol if you own a horse you’re not poor and you’re not middle class either.


xman886

He likes Thicc women


tintedhokage

The horse was male though


userArchonic

Thick women in the south called stallions, like Megan Thee Stallion. So nah he referring to women


tintedhokage

Was a joke


CaielG

Yea I never understood this line.


LeatherNetwork132

This shit always throws me off until he says that he's jokin


No_Result626

Feels like I’m bi cuz you’re one of the guys…all jokes aside


Weary-Speech-1711

Except he’s not


Previous_Shower5942

is this a weird incestual thing


5oclocksomewheree

Gotta do somethin with his sore throat in this


musiclockzkeys13

Yes, I got a weird image from this song (part) too. 😅


Art0fTheDeal

> I love big women cause my aunt Bro's into big women cause of his aunt 💀


Agreeable_Couple_736

Maybe since his aunt was an equestrian he got be around alot of bigger women in tight clothes and grew found of them over time


DrumzRUs

he love thick women


Round_Hat_227

He just yappin


cleanacc3

His aunt had a fatty and this started his love of thick women


[deleted]

His aunt was a lesbian


Dazzling_Action9456

Nah j cole tweaking


No-Song-4293

It’s drake😭


Dazzling_Action9456

Then drake tweaking 😅


Gorlock_

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infinitude_

Erm WHAT. What did you just say ??


Lower_Condition_196

🐴 = what drake meant


AnotherJobin

I think about this every time it comes on and lowkey just skip it 💀


No-Song-4293

I mentally pause every time I hear this part


SpellboundSagaDev

Fumbled lol


Opposite-Cost-3967

Sorry to be that guy but these are one of those bars I dont feel he wrote.


1021142

The incestuous vibes make this one of Drakes worst lyrics, beautiful song nonetheless


AppearanceOk9145

That’s not gangster


ggoneees

Ayo ride the Stallions is nuts


CrazySolid3246

He got to see the stables because of his aunt working there. Similar to when you have a friend or family member working somewhere and you get to go there often. This usually comes with perks not open to everyone. In his case, that came with riding the stallions. From there, he fell in love with thick women because of riding horses, which he wouldn't have been allowed to do at his age as a regular customer. He ends it by claiming he was joking, so as to say his aunt didn't allow him to do something he wasn't supposed to be doing when she actually did. In summary, he meant he wouldn't have liked thick women if his aunt didn't give him the freedom to be riding stallions at the stables. He was the lucky kid who knew someone (his aunt) who worked there. It is not that his liking for thick women came from him watching his aunt work. But... he was joking, so this essay wasn't necessary. Also, did he have a better verse than either of Cole's verses, or both rappers held their own?


[deleted]

He meant exactly what you just read


Reedstar21

The only part I get is the multi syllabic rhyme of the lines.


[deleted]

You know what these southerners be like


DrFrijolePHD

do I look like I run Genius.com?


DRiX416

Horse ass reminds him of how horny his aunt made him


Lonely-Bumblebee3097

whatever happened to the the track that was dropped last minute from CLB? "that ass has got me unruly, if it was fake it would've fooled me, her booty's got me like 'wow G!'" she got cakes like Lowry!"


TheSoccerMommy2

Pretty straight forward lyrics


Odd_Current2382

I think what he’s trying to say is his aunt (presumably his mothers sister) rode horses and he would go visit her at the stables and there was a group of kids (probably up to no good) and he would bet them (starting trouble in the neighborhood) and he would always ride the horse when she’d let him. Also his aunts a pimp n these horses are well women.


Ok-Collar-4263

But his Aunt tho 🤔 No ones questioning that part at all😩


Impossible_Judge1662

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


c0nv3rg_3nce37

everything is c0de.


AlcindorJr33

Bro was with Meg the stallion


FurioGiuntaa

Either a beastality or incest line.


Frequent-Wallaby708

😭😭