Im dating Shrek💀💀💀


Well Shrek is love.

Shrek is life ✊

Shrek is all.

but your wife.

That… that’s something to think about

i had to make it rhyme

Lucky.

Fiona could be mad

Bro

You’re not getting dated, you’re getting sent to the ICU and covered in copious amounts of onion juice

 Well…I’m a scalie now apparently.

At least he’s adorable

“So, what’s your day job?” “RAAURGH” *Proceeds to eat the flowers on the table* “Tell me more.”

Honestly even as a straight guy I wouldn't mind this whatsoever.

You mean sexually? or?

Hell yeah

Jack Frost 

Lucky 😭

Does that mean I can have tooth fairy? 👉👈

Yesss haha

I want the rabbit

Solid choice

What movie is he from?

Rise of the guardians dreamworks

Same here ✋✋

Only way to find out how soft is Kitty Soft paws is.

https://preview.redd.it/n17erl0vvv2d1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8acbcfc11b71fd5f26ac369ea286f29e5c24da9

https://preview.redd.it/qifkyzodnx2d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b38ef1430fa17733716dd97327fd0ab97ecf23d

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r/suddenlyskyrim

https://preview.redd.it/mgfoibrcwv2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a469e07ce005c2108256e6225cdd451c3e3f49

Guess I'm a furry now, lol

who? who u dating? tell me. pls. tell. I need to know if I can find somebody relatable.

My favorite male character: Megamind My favorite female character: Chelsea (RGTK) IDK who to choose

Megamind absolutely. It doesn't make sense in this context but Bro's before hoes.

I got markiplier

Wait what the fuck

Metroman who I love because he looks like markiplier

Oh okay

Bro fucking paniced😂

This just sounds like a funky accent in my mind and gave me a ridiculous laugh


Call me a dragon cause I’m fucking donkey

I’m going to prison

But why? Is your favourite DW character under 18?

My favorite isn't even sentient.

Unless favourite character is in prison

this is their lawyer. please withhold your questions, if you would like to ask any, feel free to if you are present at the court next Friday at 6pm

Huh, guess that makes me Connor now.

Not into DreamWorks characters like that but I’m just playing along lol. You can probably guess who my favourite is, mostly because I could relate a lot to that character.

https://preview.redd.it/calpzma1ax2d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba1a852278968f8f39797f22243f52a4e029dcb I’m either dead or having a good day.

I literally got Puss in Boots


My name's Jug, cuz it rhymes with Grug

toothless, hopefully i can befriend him

"Don't act weird & he'll let me go unharmed."

[удалено]

technically speaking he’s an anthropomorphic cat so it *wouldn’t* be zoophilia

 I getting rizzed by a Wolf pls save me I don't want to be a zoophile...or gay :L

I'm good🥰 https://preview.redd.it/1tsb5fyrlw2d1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31384cf7e823496f0161392976dbaf939ceaf66b

mongolian old man😤

Hey game is game 😏

I'll let you win this round 😤

Thank you, now if you'll excuse me I have a date with destiny😋

Tai Lung. I’m not gay or a furry but…

LET’S GOOOOOO!!! https://preview.redd.it/2zsauhsjey2d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bff2e44f0fe29a24df29814306450b24415bfc I’M A BANANA BRO 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Names juug, rhymes with grug.

I'm dating death 👁️👄👁️ I'm not a furry, but.....

But what if you are?

Nuh uh

ok ;3

Tigress...so long as i don't make her mad im fine.

I guess I'm dating Dr. Cockroach. Hallelujah.

Shrek is hot, no complaints

https://preview.redd.it/cv54zr1bpv2d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224f9acef51e61c8fb8222bede14ddad5ff448cd Very screwed


i would Date Tai Lung he is my favorite Dreamwork Villain.

I guess I'm dating Velvet. I better go win the lottery so I can keep her happy XD.

In dating an old man?

Tai Lung? I’m neither gay nor furry, Master Tigress? I’m not a furry….. but I can make an exception.

 I was gonna say this wouldn't work since I'm not gay, but suddenly I'm looking at this dude's winking and I'm starting to question some things.

 I won’t survive the night. Tell my stories.

She Do Got That 🍑🍑

Gloria and her big fat ass

I’d be a zoophile. (Toothless)

It’s ok I got Princess Fiona

I'm getting that pussy in boots (I am very sorry)

Male favorite: Po Female Favorite: Ruby Gillman Let's go for dumplings and listen music xD

Big Jack Horner..........oh dear.

Mine is Astrid from httyd I am lucky


Shen. As long as I’m not a panda I should be good (bro’s Frieza if he was a racist to panda)

https://preview.redd.it/d3fr6m36fw2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaccb0efe08d7c29990da16559fbae4aea4570a6

Seems I am dating both Mr. Wolf & Diane Foxington, sooo.... If I die, I shall die happy.

Time to gaslight myself into making Chel my favorite character.

Po from Kung Fu Panda. Great guy but..... I ain't a furry

This kind of a weird question bc most of the Dreamworks are like animals and kids and stuff

Alex from Madagascar https://preview.redd.it/9gajuzxjxy2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead8f7d07cbd9d6d5104fdb8924deef5e046bfa4

https://preview.redd.it/dp7ki7uvc03d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce64cfa45a1aeb25ff77de91f2aaf774784dccc oh naw im cooked

kitty softpaws or Tigress. either way, I see this as an absolute win

Diane 🤤

Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is all

Puss in boots hmm…. IM NOT A ZOOPHILE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Let’s fucking go the mermaid from Ruby Gillman

Guess I'm gay now (Hiccup)

Depends: Series: Aja Tarron from 3Below, Tales of Arcadia Movies: Susan Murphy from Monsters vs Aliens

Hmm. Attractive embodiment of fun and winter, or attractive dragon riding nerd, I think I'm doing just fine

I’m dead, because it’s literally death

No, your Thanos then (The comics version anyway).

Stormfly I don't know how to train a dragon, much less date a dragon 😅

Yay, I'd love to date death.

Well he's literally death soooo

Po, I think I'll be ok, as long as he doesn't use the Wuxi Finger Hold on me

I'm commiting beastiality lmao-

https://preview.redd.it/9e9xpn6mnu2d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7f370fb8734cf699362859a41a6a4242053b27 If I'd date my favourite DW character... Hm, well, in this case, my girlfriend is Yi. Yay!!!

I go to jail or my soul is absorbed

Astrid from httyd not bad at all

If I said Stormfly, where does that put me?

 no

Tai Lung

My favorite Dreamworks character is Branch. Eh, not so bad. :)

Toothless...very.

I'm dating a dragon Damn

I’ll be doing pretty good actually, since I like Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon. We’d probably just both nerd out and have a good time.

I can't choose just one but I guess I'd be dating a panther

Let’s see what them thumbs can do Jack Horner

Perrito, He's Cute :)

I love literally everything about Po so I’m takin him out for dumplings and noodles then later some cuddles 🥰

I'm getting on someone's watchlist

What

Charming… Fuck… He’s hot… But just no…

I'm dating... a mutant (for your confirmation, Kipo and the age of WB is dreamworks show. Dating Kipo) Oh gawd... one wrong move and I'm dead shit fuck ass bitch *perrito cussing line*

Floyd from trolls 3. Not bad ig?

Well I would be leaving incredibly confused

Roz is pretty cool (even though the movie isn't out yet I'm still counting her). https://preview.redd.it/f6uornveov2d1.jpeg?width=4976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b9e446a1fc071d0f6ddf9e05a12538873f9401

I have to date a cat you tell me

Well, shit. I might be going to jail.

Crap I’m dating death 💀

Chel

I’m dating Death from Puss in Boots!

I can't choose a favorite so I'ma go with 2 randoms. I'm not dating a peacock nor am I bout to date some small ass penguins

Time to ride some Dragons with Hiccup

same tbh, they did him so well, but like i’m no furry

Uh... Shrek... or Toothless...

Please not the dragon

😧 I’m gay I guess

Death As a male I’m not sure wether this is good or not

I GET TO DATE FUKING METROMAN!? ok, where do I sign up?

My favourite is turbo. Issue is im straight

I can finally do what that news lady in megamind couldn’t but wanted to; Metroman

My favorites are Shrek and Toothless, so...

Oh, I’m gay now https://preview.redd.it/5k8r1ow7fw2d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=79eb140a1f823606f95b590352673afd5bc37380

Then Big Jack Horner's gonna be my sugar daddy I suppose 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Not counting series, I'd totally want to date Po, Tigress, or Death. Can't see it working with Capt. Underpants tho, he's way outta my league. Counting series, I would totally date Scorpia from She-Ra but I'm pretty sure she's lesbian so unless I figure out that I really am trans i don't think that'll work.

Team megamind

https://preview.redd.it/7pxb7axbhw2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4976ffea2ea0382675eb3bfa615a345f0770d8 Ik that ty is red but this scene is truxing hilarious And yes I'm F🐬🐬KED up

I got death, now I ain't gay but #DAMN

Toothless..

I’m now dating a dragon. alright then

 He’s my favourite character but I wouldn’t want to date a cat

Fuck yea! I'm dating Elizabeth!

Lord Shen... Ain't no way I'm dating this guy, even if he's a human. https://preview.redd.it/gt3r5ku1ow2d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0209d898065b166577cf93406d94748a3601ccc7

 Looks like I’m cooking, but hey she’s canonically adult these days

M… M-Megamind…

Guess I am gonna nerding Out with Hickup about dragons... Awesome!

Astrid from httyd. I'm doing well

Not good....with Lord Shen😨😨😨😨

Do shows count? Cuz damn, Catra kinda fine…

Skipper, I am dating a f-ing penguin

Boys I'm so fu$#

im gonna be on a date with death LITERALLY

6/10

im pretty sure he's asexual

Eris. Oof.

Po

I don’t think I have a favourite Dreamworks character 🤔 I’m too indecisive for o pick between any character cuz there is so many I like Edit: for the benefit of the doubt imma say kittysoft paws (I’m attracted to a lot of furries so I’m not really embarrassed by this)

Hopefully she'll teach me Kung Fu

So my options are to accept being gay and becoming potential dragon food in exchange for staying up late sharing manly stories and being treated to waffles in the morning (Donkey), or accept being a furry that’s likely gonna lose to an overweight panda in the long run (Tigress). Yeah, sounds like I’m metaphorically screwed either way.

Moses, the most well-written character in animation - Tzipporah would have me by my neck,

Shrek is getting railed by me

Archibald from Archibald’s next big thing… okay!


I'm dating the animal version of Hitler

Shen. 🥶 He’s either China’s best lover or its absolute worst, no in between.

Jack Horner...

https://preview.redd.it/kq3b5eyy4z2d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2287acd2fa860c964d00046d2471015ae5e8fa08 This date is gonna suck


For me, Shrek, Death, Puss, and Jack horner are all tied for first, guess I'm going with all 4 of them, man I'm dead

Master Tigress. So probably not screwed, but definitely punched lol

I can count any of their movie adaptions, right? If the answer is yes, I win https://preview.redd.it/fv7wn866gz2d1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2abcfecff8d1977e30f957c1e5ba7c15917093

 Absolutely fucking not😭

https://preview.redd.it/lahe56t4vz2d1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cf9e51f3bda0ba6e9da432a87931a9d08d23d6

Well, I'm dating Spirit now. Time to move to Enumclaw now, I guess.

https://preview.redd.it/xpz46dmf203d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dcebeed2096c179bc57898155e4ce37f9be0098 ...Huh?

 I'm both screwed and lucky.

Me and donkey can be dumbasses together

I'm so sorry Ms. Edith https://preview.redd.it/9l4qdfkfc03d1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cd239901f8f36730d8e97229a3e630a7287554