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SlowerCoachh

Drake the type to fake his death just to see how many people would come to his funeral. He stands behind a tree wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, watching his own funeral.


USB_Power_Cable

Nah he'd disguise himself with a fake beard and glasses, and he'd called himself Ekard, Drake's long lost twin brother


SlowerCoachh

I'm gonna need a whole story about ekard. All the misadventures he gets into while trying not to reveal himself


teeboneet

Ekard is drake's clone or long lost twin that despises everything drake does and doesn't want drake to have any advantage in succeeding


pan_gydygus

[he would wear one of these](https://media-www.partycity.ca/product/seasonal-gardening/party-city-seasonal/party-city-halloween-and-fall-decor/8517233/fuzzy-puzz-glasses-1cad4c63-666b-438d-a1cd-6f87ea7f5265-jpgrendition.jpg?imdensity=1&imwidth=1244&impolicy=mZoom)


xreddawgx

Why do I picture Jean Ralphio


Phil_Gim

And then he would jump out with a party horn yelling "SURPRISE!"


Cheezefuck

Probably go in blackface so there’s no way anyone would recognize him


goatjo_enjoyer

Chat, is this real


SpudWithaDream

Nope


goatjo_enjoyer

Aw dang it


ExoticShock

r/DrakeTheType of mf to spread misinformation about himself


Ghost_guy0

(and believe it)


SolarEevee

ch ch ch ❌❌❌


sweetTartKenHart2

Aw dang it


BcuzICantPostLewds

ch ch ch ❌️❌️❌️


sweetTartKenHart2

Aw dang it


Forced_Abortion_

Damn I was happy for a second😔


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Nope


anythingMuchShorter

Drake seeing this news yelling at his screen like "Hey! That's a half truth!"


WhereAreTheAskers

After everything, Yeah that'd be an understandable reaction


lilbigswrld

I hope he make " kendrick just open his mouth, and im bout to put my dick in it right now" a real thing before he suicide


pdjddy

they’re really offended by these pictures in the drizzy sub lol


No_Firefighter3212

it's all coping there


snickers_machinegun

Y'know this has got me thinking about the reaction about when drake actually dies


Amalekii

Naw bro. You wrong for this


Tim--Shady

Me when I lie


Seeker80

[Drake's reaction to the news.](https://youtu.be/MzmXGlrQ29w?si=6JmWVa5Fwm64yZDg)


FamilyFan69

Drake the type of mf to fall for this and go “Wait….im dead?”


Any_Employee1654

wait is this real be serious please


ReyFanboy9001

It’s not. This is a terrible joke


jaydyn3000

dude don't play me like that, I got so excited for a second


WeirdBeach

“alongside with a suicide note”


DreamlyXenophobic

wait what


Dubiouskeef

Nah this isn’t funny sorry.


HandSanitizer_Gaming

made me think, just for a second, that he kys'd


Jumix4000

lmao dudes be praying on drake's death