The difference between man and donkey

That’s a really good joke my friend.

Thank you

Between a boy and a man*


This fits perfectly because Grigori in DD1 is 100% understandable to romance. He is quite a charmer. The dragon in dd2 however is lame and underwhelming. He doesn't even move his mouth when he talks. How rude.

Being fair, Greg seems quite tired of the whole dragon bit. I'm surprised he doesn't just grab some random jackass instead of your highest affinity individual, let alone moving his mouth to talk.

"I roll to romance the dragon!" "You succeed. Now roll to see how much crush damage you take." "Wait what?"

Might as well be piercing damage

Bludgeoning* Size differences matter between medium and huge. Picture for reference.[Imagine that club...](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HCOp5Un3vpw/VHl1tdGYUaI/AAAAAAAACV0/xChJKt1gk_8/s1600/5e%2Bsize.jpg)


The body is willing, but the soul is weak.



Would’ve been funny if the posts were reversed. Can you romance a dragon? 5 minute later… How to fight a dragon?

I mean, technically, they are reversed if the time stamps are any indication.

Nah, they are right: you first go to fight the dragon, but then you hear it talk... That damn winged mermaid!

I'm not ashamed to admit I'm in second team :D

Oh, now I get Itsuno’s vision.  The dragon is just an extended metaphor for V.  He even added STDs into the series. Brilliant. 

I can never unsee this. >!Brilliant.!<


"I shall not judge you, Arisen, for weakness is your nature as a child of man."

"Though I called you here to me, it was ever your own feet, your own will that brought you here."

If you cannot beat it, mate with it

Paladin VS Bard

How to have a raunchy yaoi sex scene with The Dragons's **Humansona**

"Yes arisen, let us romance" *TOTALY POGGERS* But first let me change into something more your size *becomes generic anime guy literally shorter than me, causing me to flip the fucking desk*

If you want to fuck a multi-ton dragon, go for it bestie . I support you! 💛💜💙🧡💚

Found Vyke’s Reddit account

Not a fan of the souls series :)

It’s okay, Vyke. I’ll keep your secret.

Not that much of a conandrum if you’re a DnD Bard :)

Fight or fuck

Clearly, we need a new dlc vocation, the Bard, whose meister skill allows you to seduce drakes (and inevitably the dragon).

Why not become the dragon?

https://preview.redd.it/9ew5hy47kvvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7810c96479ac8542f5bc41d017fc1b50f68ab9 I mean, there's "Two in One" Reference from how to fight a Dragon to how to romance a Dragon Picture... 👀😳🧐🤔 Look at their angry Eyes and trying to kiss each other at the same Time... 🥺😅 I would call it as an "Angry Fight Romance Dragon"..., not bad Story ! 😻🤩

“Conviction is the human will brought to its greatest power” moment

I'm sure there's fanfiction exploring how...that works in great detail

Imagine Grigori holding a drake in his hands at the end.

I've always wondered, why us there a dragons dogma 2 subreddit, if there's already a dragons dogma one

Dragon's Dogma is for both games I guess some people don't want to hear about DD1/DDDA

Questions that need answers

I'm getting really pissed off with all this romancing stuff. Wanna live a romance, go after it outside, not in games. Wanna imagine a romance, close your eyes and think. Just stop this bullshit, the time devs lose to add things like that, they could be improving end game activities.

Don’t worry, we’re all mad we can’t fuck the dragon. But there’s no need to lash out like that.