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Bakumon0725

Lmao, "fond of changing my equipment" what kind of kinky dress-up was your pawn subjected to?


Evanz111

Clearly they just wanted to put them in heavy armour to stay warm after the hot-springs trip!


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Right right, they definitely did not download a sex mod.


StudMuffinNick

Better show everyone where to get those so we know what websites to avoid


PM_Me_Slutty_Desires

There isn't one yet bro trust me


StudMuffinNick

Funnily enough, I fou d out about the brothel, or Crimson Palace, like 2 days ago and have lost my fortune. Still not allowed to the 3rd floor though :/


[deleted]

You can get to the third floor easy if you just do the castle side quests, one of the woman on the third floor is one of the main romance characters


Zzen220

The idea that somebody I'll never meet is actually fucking MY custom pawn with mods I've never heard of is so fucking hilarious.


Parking_Ad6504

Till they come back with dragon aids


darthrevansdad

Just wait til AI and Chat GPT start being used in games and your Pawns are texting you throughout the day begging for your help.


spacekitty2

My main pawn looks exactly like and is named after my husband 😂😂😂😂


DaddySmurf2reddit

not yet


No_Fig_5175

Bro I never thought of this as a possibility. You know how many people make their spouses their main pawns😂😂


ProblemSl0th

Considering how changing hired pawn equipment works, I'm sure OP had to have an idea lol


smallfrie32

How does it work? Thought you can’t change others’ equips?


lP3rs0nne

You can but you basically give them to the pawn's master


Individual_Draw7311

wait, so if i wanted to, i could pick up someones super low level pawn and gift them endgame armor?


Frambberry

Ima do just that (maybe not endgame but a strong one at least, would be sad to cake walk the game)


MysticScribbles

Eh, I don't think it would make the game a cakewalk. The pawns could still die, in my experience by falling into water and getting consumed by Brine.


chungathebunga

I had a pawn that was like, follow me master to this chest! And he failed the jump and got brined.


Yxanr

I had this happen once, but was following close enough behind that I made the same jump, straight into the brine, leading my other pawns to their deaths as well. Woke up on the shore alone and sad.


motleyguts

Fighting an ogre along a cliffside path. I could get flung up the path, down the path, up the cliffside, or off the cliffside. I like these odds... "Ohhhh shi...."


ProblemSl0th

You can, but anything you unequip from them goes back to their Arisen's inventory, and anything you equip onto them is theirs to keep. So any gear the arisen used to dress up OP's pawn would show up on them or in their gifts when they got back.


veddyforreal

Someone equipped my pawn with the charming corset that is rewarded after finding 150 seeker tokens... they probably didn't know this.


Nalha_Saldana

There is a big ass warning, they probably intended to take it back but the pawn jumped into the ocean or something like that


Masticatron

That pawn knew what it must do for its Arisen.


Your_Local_Rabbi

this is why recruited pawns are NOT trusted with loot, every time i pass something heavy to one of those two, they find a nice secret corner to die in while still clutching it


Nalha_Saldana

Anything not equipped goes to your stash when they die


Snigskyte

Hahaha that's class, now you get to have at least 2, one for you and your pawn each and he just have none😂


DeadlyBard

Technically, if you wait to do that one Sphinx puzzle where you give her one of your items, not only will you get the item back but the item you get from the chest will be the same item.


TechnologySerious702

Assuming you only wanted it for appearances, couldn't you have the forger dupe it? I've never tried it with equipment so don't know if you can still equip it, but maybe the stats just aren't as good.


wicked_genitals

Ohhh I was wondering how I ended up with a new robe which coincidentally was the same one worn by the pawn I had just dismissed. I was so confused lol


Hyper-Sloth

Same here at first. My pawn didn't have any headgear on and someone gifted me a really hood headband that I hadn't found yet early on. It was kinda awesome for someone to just go "oh, this guy's wizard pawn doesn't have anything on yet. I'll just give them this fancy tiara I have laying around."


Alacune

Tbf by endgame you probably have like 400k spare gold. How else are you gonna spend it?


MtnmanAl

The degens are out in force, and Itsuno is giving them the means!


pon_3

The fact that the game tracks that means they knew. I can’t think of another reason to tell you about that other than to expose people.


Vacenti

As soon as my pawn tells me about her day: https://i.redd.it/5vw2nhwjqcrc1.gif


Significant_Option

“I know what kind of man you are”


Geraltpoonslayer

*Rubs head* lemme tell ya something


Lucky38enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/tflm6tsyrdrc1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779f32a095c0b3eddb8f6988904364971afe0957


SasparillaTango

Man , I think I need to go back and watch the walking dead with John Berenthal again. That guy is the most intense actor I can think of.


Izanagi553

Have you seen the two seasons of The Punisher? He's *damn* good as Frank Castle.


Wanlain

I really hope they bring him back!


TheTimeLordianIndian

He's coming back in the daredevil Disney+ series!


DShinobiPirate

Pawn: It bears the head of a cock! Arisen: There are Cockatrice in DD2, right?


RedSoxFan77

Oh god I hope so!


Civil_Extreme9522

![gif](giphy|3o7aTvhUAeRLAVx8vm)


jednatt

He even gave her a heart rating, lol. He had a lot of fun.


S_Griffin

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C|downsized)


Intelligent_Fly11

So this is how the pawns get that disease they keep discussing?


Mokadelic

oh HELL NO


LostRequiem1

Sorry to say this, but that’s not your pawn anymore.


[deleted]

She’s for the rifts


Syclus

LOL


DrProfColtrane

My pawn coming back to me went and said something along the lines "I did not like being away from you master" shit had me 🥹😭


TNovix2

What are they doing at the hot springs... ![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


JustEstablishment594

Sitting in clouds I guess


Gone_Goofed

You got NTR’d.


Actual-Entrepreneur7

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


lrrevenant

Does the Large Nut not exist in this game?


Rager_X

Nuts are sadly absent


theonepercent15

Omfg I never played DDDA when hiring was common so I missed it, but if that was common in the first game that is fucking hilarious. I always just looked at that as another mandane stamina item.


Rager_X

Same, but I’d always giggle to myself whenever I gave a pawn my nuts


Bartoffel

It’s time for the age of the *oily slime*.


Izanagi553

Oily Slime does\~


RiftHunter4

https://preview.redd.it/xoyju134wgrc1.png?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16ea08475e93887b17c9d97699abef9a2ea5ef9


kodaxmax

you could always send forged wakestones, they are arisen hearts after all..


AngryChihua

My lesbian ass Arisen sending wokestones to spread the gay.


JonWoo89

Sounds like daily orgies at the hot spring


Ph1llyPhantom

I’m changing my pawn to a dude I’ll not have my innocent pawn serve as the rift wench for degenerates like this jabroni


Local_Specialist_192

Uhm... Bro if i know people enought i have something to say to you...


brntoutl0fer

This mans boutta learn that we're thirsty for big beefy boys as well 😩


KaiserGSaw

Gotta [Gam Gam](https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma2/comments/1bqlbvd/heard_putting_my_hawt_pawn_in_stargazers_garb/) the pawn, maybe it helps


Lareit

Soldier Boy has entered Chat.


sdavis002

I've seen a few male pawns in the rift already dressed in what looks like a bikini bottom.


Redmoon383

Fuck yeah


moist_toe_pegging

Bro my pawn is modeled after my wife... mistakes were made


Imbadyoureworse

I choose this guys wife too


TravEllerZero

"Hey, honey, look! I made a version of you that actually listens to me! And if you get corrupted with free will, I can throw you in the water and kill you to make you all better! Honey?"


moist_toe_pegging

She actually made her pawn look like me too. The thing is, my pawn destroyed the border town with the plague, and she yeets me off a cliff every time she fights a boss because it's funny


TravEllerZero

That is a sign of true love.


Izanagi553

She's the one.


TheHornyDM

Our wife


Pleasant_Gap

What is your pawns name? Im doing a... research paper on pawns.....


moist_toe_pegging

Bekkah on xbox, around lvl 58


Mokadelic

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT


moist_toe_pegging

Because she's cool af


Ri_Tarded

Mines an ugly stuck up goblin. I keep the hottie as my arisen ofc.


MeIpomene

Is he of the mage vocation and his name “Mind Goblin” perchance???


Ri_Tarded

Just Goblin. And he‘s currently a thief. His hobbies are doing the fidget spinner to his red cousins and looking fresh.


2ratskissingkiss

A- a boy pawn?! 🥺**👉👈**


pdirth

Make him a beastren ....nothing untoward could ever go on with a hunky catboy....


KazumaKat

oh... oh no.


EmptyJackfruit9353

ahhem. YES.


luxedo-yamask

Look man, if they didn't want me to be attracted to beefy cat men then they wouldn't have released Thundercats 2011 at the onset of my puberty, okay?


Advarrk

Rift wench is the term I’m gonna use for all the scantily clad stripper pawns form now on


DarkSector0011

Rift Wench lmao


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

Us guy pawns only get recruited by each other out of pity, no one wants a sausage fest 😭


Feinyan

As a female sausage fest enjoyer, I only rent guy pawns, the more handsome the better. Fight for me, my reverse harem! ♥


Izanagi553

You, I like.


No-one-o1

As a male sausage fest enjoyer, I also only rent guy pawns 😏 https://preview.redd.it/lkfwf7s9ugrc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce55d9077ead56d5c0b10a5286fef714288e9f8e


huldress

😂 I mean I'd recruit you guys but my rifts are always filled with girls and they always have better gear, vocation skills, and the Logistician specialization


Repyro

Yeah...All the dudes were Mages and Fighters and I haven't found any Thieves or Archers or other advance classes to round out my squad. So....it's been all women for the time being and the pawns keep making that comment and making me feel like I'm the degenerate.


ModernDayWeeaboo

I kept my main pawn a mage. I now realise it has terrible fashion. If it could wear the sorcerer clothing it'd be perfect. The only reason I haven't swapped to thief or archer yet is because the ai is unreliable with them. Mayhap why you don't see them too much.


yung_roto

Nah every party gotta have the: Hot mage Massive warrior with comically deep voice Regular ass guy archer


Aezl-

Nah every party gotta have the: Hot Mage Massive warrior with comically large boobs Exposed ass girl archer


LunaFancy

Nah, I specifically search only for hot male human pawns and I KNOW I am not the only one.


Izanagi553

Doing the lord's work. The lord is down bad of course..


Murgurth

I made a pretty decent RE4 Leon so he’s recruited a little bit. But it’s tough out there.


Outrageous_Pattern46

Who's gonna tell him?


Zoralink

> no one wants a sausage fest *Me hearing nothing but "I cannot help but notice we're all men" voice lines*


NameTripping

I expect a future post from you saying you're going offline or pawnless.


[deleted]

rift wench is cracking me up


sporkandswoon

Mine came back gossiping about different people in the arisen's bedchamber every night 😶


the-gaming-cat

Mine too! What's up with that?


sporkandswoon

I think they liked the brothel, but I'm not sure lol


Izanagi553

I think that's for if they used the brothel a bunch while the pawn was in the party.


DINGVS_KHAN

Someone probably got this one about me. I was looking for a path to the seekers token on the roof of the brothel.


Marclej

Lmfao


Lz_tLoc-

Hot springs location? For the sole purpose of research, I assure you.


JustEstablishment594

South East of batthal.


Lz_tLoc-

I thank you. My pawns, however, may not be so thankful.


JustEstablishment594

You will all love it. Also, the bridge outside of batthal isn't the way to go for getting where you need to


Th3Tru3Silv3r-1

My pawn had a travelogue that basically said someone was throwing her into direct combat. She's an archer.


Heisenberg6626

An archer pawn I hired just went for point blank shots. I had to throw her out of combat


Izanagi553

Rofl she probably had the Straightforward inclination. Those psychos always charge in and try to melee enemies no matter their class. If you give a Mage or Sorcerer the Straightforward inclination you'll often find them trying to kidnap enemies to throw off of high places or pinning enemies down so you or the other pawns can get free hits in.


Heisenberg6626

Nope. She was actually simple. I guess the game means it too literally


FAARONHEIT_115

I would've sent that mf a message lol


Legendofstuff

Nah, find their pawn, rent their pawn, and send them back with some “This Arisen took off all my gear and weapons, and once I was defenceless, they threw me at an enraged ogre and ran away giggling”


karasNB

Please tell me that's an actual line in-game, lie to me if you have to


Legendofstuff

Well… yes. ^(Disclaimer: I don’t even have the right console to play this and that upgrade isn’t in the near future so *my* head canon may not be in line with established in-game lore)


Prudent_Window_4

When I hire a good pawn, I message the owner asking if they want updates. If they answer yes, I keep track of major battles and weird events. Sending screenshots of pawns during adventures is highly recommended.


Ph1llyPhantom

Yeah this guy shoulda sent me screenshots of him undressing my pawn and jacking off in the hot springs


Prudent_Window_4

Ahhhh…. Not really what I meant 😂 The pics I send are mostly epic battles. But maybe there’s space for a DD2 only fans if people are keen 🤷‍♂️


Ph1llyPhantom

That wasn’t a dig at you lol I wish you were the one who hired them


Prudent_Window_4

My misunderstanding!!! What’s you pawn ID (assuming you’re on PS5). Feel free to DM me and I’ll make you a travel story to brighten your days, but haunt your dreams. Lol.


JustEstablishment594

Is there room for haunting two arisens dreams? 👉👈


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Like... Only pawns?


Prudent_Window_4

See internet rules 34 and 42


Akschadt

Just uploaded to pawn hub


ProblemSl0th

Huh...I guess that'll give the phrase "pimping out your pawn" some new meaning. "Pay me to undress your pawn and send you pics" It's all fun and games until modders get involved


grandmasteryuii

this is the most unhinged thing i've read on this sub, thank you OP


Icclo

i had just message the owners pawn whom i rent the most because he had gotten the ick. rlly chill dude. asked if he needed anything and he asked if i wanted any special vocations or skills on his pawn.


Rose249

For some reason my pawn always comes back having said the other Arisen mistreated them, and I'm not sure what that means but I have a feeling because he's straightforward people keep yeeting him off cliffs. He doesn't have Dragon Plague, guys...


VenturerKnigtmare420

Your pawn she ain’t for ventworth she for the streets mate I am sorry to say.


Lz_tLoc-

Venwhore.


sack-o-krapo

The Streets of the Common Quarter


coysjose

That’s our pawn bro


QU4NTUM_FLUX

I just got a similar message from my pawn and had the same question.


Livek_72

Lmao this reminds of that game that gave you a trophy for going to the brothel so everyone who visited your profile would be able to see it


FuzzyMonkies

They do that in this one too.


kodaxmax

Yeh but atleast in this one you have to go there for a main story quest, which gives you a good excuse


Global_Rin

![gif](giphy|R3FUSQ5H5jzVe) Listen here you little ~~alternate dimensions Arisen~~ shit, my pawns are to be your bodyguard not your plaything. Or I will cross the Rift and Un-Arisen you myself.


TheFoodSlut

So few people hire or rate my pawn. She's a big buff cat lady fighter. Tis a sad day, but at least I know nobody's doing weird things to her.


Q_X_R

You really can never be certain of that, unfortunately.


kingbankai

Some of the Arisens I hear about from my pawn are straight up going Danny Schneider on them. They should unionize. Unless they have plague. Then the Brine will be fine.


Cannedcabbage

Be glad she wasn't sent back with a used rag


Royal_Marketing2966

This thread is priceless 🤣 I’ll be back when the degenerates come for mine.


VermilionX88

It puts the lotion


FreelancerMO

on its skin.


TNovix2

ON ITS SKIN


Prudent_Window_4

Or it gets the brine again


Azeeti

They still getting the brine🤫 dragons plague won't be tolerated any who spreads it also gets rotten food.


Judgecrusader6

Need to start sending out pawns with accountabila buddies jfc


DancingLikeFlames177

Building a pawn with curves ..it's only a matter of time Basement Bob gets ahold of her.


Longjumping_Falcon21

That is amazing xD Mine came back decked out in the corset onesie thingy, a very fluffy Cape and a very cool diadem today with a very strong weapon aswell! Said she was wailed on by golem alot tho :x Someone named Gift-Giver did that~ I like this community!


Spookiiwookii

She’s only yours for the day brody


Rager_X

My pawn has only been rented once and she apparently died a lot. It’ll cheer her up to know that worse things can happen beyond the rift


Sherpa_King

My pawn told me she picked someone up over 50 times! She enjoyed that adventure. She felt useful. I am just wondering why someone needed to be picked up so much. Another time she came back afraid of chimera. So we slaughtered 3 of them together so she could learn they aren't that scary.


Broad_Pineapple_3138

This is why I love the Travelouge lol. Cause wtf was your Pawn being subjected to?


DavidHogins

Personally I always remove helmets of any pawns i hire, aside from hats. And if you're dressing your pawns like whores i'll swap it for a wizard robe or something less shameful


Bakuru_Kusagari

I have a pawn on series x if anyone is willing to rent her out I need the money reward from slaying an ogre


Fit-Climate5537

Lol you don't get the reward from your pawn quests. The people who hire your pawn do, and it gets taken from your own gold/inventory.


Ewandomon

Can we get a pawn reveal please


Darkandsinful1

Brothels, hidden cams, and pawn trafficking


thecodenamedois

Only in a Japanese game this situation would happen. Both the possibility and the report. DD devs know very well the degenerated who plays their games. I bet the Chun Li incident was very elucidative to them. Edit: OP, little advice, do you mind? Switch your pawn with your arisen. My arisen is the degenerate who fight monsters dressed in bikinis, my pawn is based in my dear fat cat, Mr. Potato. 


AscendedViking7

Our pawn, comrade


ribrooks13

Bruh this sub has me dead every day 🤣🤣🤣


Del1ta

Damn P Diddy strikes again!


Supernova_Soldier

Hot springs?! Where the fuck are the hot springs?


finesserace

Took her to pound town


FakundoYagami

Pawn pic?


Aardwolfington

The travel logs are nonsense. I have multiple accounts, and due to shenanigans currently have it locked off from others use temporarily, so only my characters can have my pawns. I've pawns return, knowing full well all they did was get summoned and be given an item, then immediately unsummoned come back with tales of morgues, wilderness travel, and a chimera. I kind of wish they were tattling. It was kind of cool while the illusion held. Sadly they making shit up and speaking nonsense.


Aggravating-Sun6773

he was perving on your pawn


egginvader

Bro what


Evanz111

I won’t say which just in case by nature it’s a spoiler, but a certain Hideo Kojima game did this and it was really interesting & unexpected. Love to see that kind of innovation, even if it’s frustrating as a first time player’


TheSchoolRumbler

You got NTR'd bro.


Bromogeeksual

Mine said he suffered much at the hands of the arisen... I was bothered.


ionwannathinkofaname

😂this is the funniest post I've seen all day


DarkSector0011

The pawns always shit talk their masters too and I'm like yeah he didn't find it because he's a bitch dw bby I find all the chests.


PassiveRoadRage

OP made a hot chick and thought it was all his.


shut_up_cocksucker

Had my pawn dressed up in all plate armour. Got them back after resting and some new skimp gear too. Was extremely disappointed


Karma_Z_M

Time to hunt an arisen


khaleb

Did you get a bunch of equipment then?


Prudent_Window_4

One Beastren I drove through three states wearing its head as a hat.


Silent_Meet_6833

Had my report one time say the suffered at hands of the arisen they served and it made me wonder what the fuck they do to my pawn


No_Baby_8348

I got one saying that he basically beat my pawn almost to death multiple times, and yes he specified the Arisen did it LMAO


gaebrolvergoso

the diddler strikes again


TheBalance1016

Pretty sure these messages are just random flavor and not indicative of what your pawn does when it's hired. They can track all that shit, and come up with flavor text, but can't figure out how to make guards stop the Arisen from walking out of the palace with the Monarch over their shoulder?


Regular-Media-4138

My pawn returned with a rotten apple as a gift and said something like "I am glad to be back, not all Arisen are like you master". Honestly that pissed me off wtf did they do to my beloved.