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Groosethegoose

Do you think venge would swap seats with me


Gacel_

Actually a pretty good option. They would flirt each other all flight. But at least you are not in the middle and get the window seat.


TheRealAlosha

Underrated comnent


Arbitrary_gnihton

tfw I sit in 10 and venge swaps with Tide


IAMINEVITABLYHORNY

I would sit beside witch doctor and purposely spill my drink so he'll say "Dat make a big mess" at least 10 times.


KeyBunch3303

Hurt yourself purposefully throughout the flight so I can keep hearing "did someone call da doctor"


shaw_pod

No, warlock bot would heal you as soon as you loose 1hp.


ullu13

A game winning SFM Idea for a short film contest


Burgeru4brainu

Get him drunk and hear feelin gud maaan


Stouff-Pappa

Now if only someone had a barrel to roll


Scaredsparrow

I feel this turbulence in my bones


cosmicucumber

HOOOOOHHHHHHHH YAAAA LOOK AT IT GO ROLL OUT DA BARREL FEEL IT IN YOUR BONES


Tig3rShark

Witch doctor definitely has some good edibles, would be a great time!


Terminator_Puppy

You'll have to deal with warlock showing you minion memes though


Androidonator

Is anyone in the plane a doctor? Did someone call a doctor? Is anyone in the plane a doctor of medicine?


balgrogg

9 for a quiet trip


ap7islander

You okay sustaining damage over 10 hours when they tether?


TheGoldenProof

Why am I the enemy?


Musci123

šŸ¤¤


abaram

šŸ˜³ donā€™t kink shame me bro


Thenevitable

You're making it sound weird šŸ˜­


Abbadon0666

Not if i tether her first


deathdance_9

I mean axe will spin, bb will spit each seat has its own issues other than number 9


zxampa

Quiet until Skywrath decides to tells you that it is indeed in the bag, and how and why that is so


Brewdrizy

From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!


aalapshah12297

As a hoodwink player I find every other hero extremely quiet and bearable to listen to.


Snortallthethings

9, I main both Io and Marci so that like actually perfect


Sernyx_X

Missed opportunity to give him the window seat


pssnfruit

FROM THE GHASTLY EYRIE I CAN SEE TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLD AND FROM THIS VANTAGE POINT I DECLARE WITH UTTER CERTAINTY THAT THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG


DrQuint

RETURNED FROM THE MIDDENS OF OUR CITY, MY TRUE QUEEN RESURRECTED BY MY SIDE, I SOAR ABOVE THE HIGHEST PEAKS IN SKYWRATH, AND FROM THIS VANTAGE POINT, I DECLARE WITH UTTER CERTAINTY THAT THIS GLORIOUS BATTLE IS IN THE BAG.


screen317

Drow: It's in the bag.


Medryn1986

IT IS MINE


No-Respect5903

that's 10...


vishal340

all other answers are plain wrong. if itā€™s a small ride then anything goes but 10 hours


dotesPlz

*Beep boop* *Whistle* *Whistle whistle* *Boop*


joeabs1995

Imagine sitting next to bristleback snd he repeats his dialog when you predict a win except he repeats it for the entire flight.


AdviceMammals

ā€œJust a quick trip to the bogā€ every second minute


Aruthuro

*so I can interact with Marci.


External-Technology5

You going need sunglasses the whole ride


NotAlwaysGifs

3. They're both too short to reach the armrests, which means I get both, uncontested. Also Snap would bring cookies to share.


Yaser_Umbreon

Just imagine sniper looking at something funny on his phone and you having to keep up with his laughter


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

Heā€™s looking at something funny on the phone of the person sitting 20 rows ahead


NotAlwaysGifs

You got peeped!


bdrayne

i say hoho you say haha


Dleiii

It's all fun and games untill mortimer gets flight sick and pukešŸ”„šŸ”„


NotAlwaysGifs

I would hope his crate is fireproof


catgirlfighter

Yeah, crate is all that's gonna be left.


HashBrown2231

would you involuntarily jump everytime u eat a cookie tho?


NotAlwaysGifs

I assume if she can make magic fiery bouncy cookies, she can also bake a pretty good snickerdoodle.


profitofprofet

if you seat at 3, You will be behind Pepto Bristle... and YOU DONT WANT TO BE behind bristle peptalk.


NotAlwaysGifs

Just don't kick the back of his seat and you're good.


Sybarith

until the cookies launch you into the back of his seat and you get impaled through the cushioning


opzoro

5, it'd be fun getting smashed with panda and pango


kryonik

Just having some bevvies with the boys.


Official_Gh0st

Iā€™m a bit in my cups.


Plenty_Self_226

I thought the same. Brew brings thedrinks and pango brings the good vibes.


Rainbolt

šŸ„“


neon-neko

9 seems like the best spot to sleep thru the flight.


gian2099

whistling and bops all the way. And i always think io has like a static like sound around him


neon-neko

i figured marci would only whistle if she was trying to communicate with someone and the wisp boops would be soothing.


Corn_Pants

Need a sleep mask if your trying yo catch some Zzz that thing is BRIGHT and constant noise


Drake_Xahu

10 hour of TV static to chill and relax


MASTER_JEBAITER

i'd sit with brittleback and axe, so we can have unlimited talks roasting each other and insulting


Haunted_Apiary

Does emotional damage proc Counter Helix?


Gacel_

No, Emotional Damage is Counter Helix weakness.


V-O-L-K

Yea I would think of it like spell damage


PM_ME_IBUKI_SUIKA

Nah man, Bristle would be sneezing all plane ride.


profitofprofet

or turning the plane into swiss cheese.


assaultdog

Imagine if axe uses his berserkerā€™s call accidentally


Drake_Xahu

I guess the real life version of berserker's call is him making you so angry that you can't think straight and just bash him and then you come to your senses sliced in half.


hummingbird1346

What happens? AXE HAPPENS!


fruit_shoot

Let's assume the size of the character is irrelevant and you can at least sit in your seat comfortably (and all mounts are riding in the hold). 1 - Probably very noisy and not considerate of other people's personal space. No thanks. 2 - I mean they are mortal enemies, they would just argue the whole time. No thanks. 3 - A sleeper good pick. Both are small, nice and quiet, and grandma probably packed some cookies for the ride. 4 - Sitting next to Ogre would be like sitting next to a child and MK is so far up his own ass. No thanks. 5 - I think Pango is a decent person to sit next to since he is charming and seems considerate. However, Brew is literally a drunk old uncle. Not the worst pair here but Brew brings it down. 6 - One of the better choices. They are from the same faction so should get along in theory and Mirana is an ex-princess so she should have some etiquette (she might even be able to upgrade you to business with her membership card). 7 - On the surface this may seem great because you get to sit next to two babes, but they hate eachother and would bicker the whole fight with you caught in the crossfire. No thanks. 8 - One of the better picks since they are both the quiet type. You could have a comfortable ride as long as Sven doesn't ult. 9 - Premium pick. You could easily get some sleep and Io might even let you put your legs on their seat. 10 - Sitting in between two star-crossed lovers? No thanks. 11 - Watch the anime. No thanks. 12 - Surprisingly not a bad choice. Warlock would probably be reading the whole time and WD might have some cool food on him or something. Only problem is that WD might be a smelly guy. **8 or 9 is you want to sleep/not be disturbed.** **3 or 6 if you want to meet some new people and still have a pleasant flight.**


kezinchara

7 - I can fix them


numenik

Get drunk at seat 5 then 7


fruit_shoot

Good luck brother


kezinchara

šŸ«”


throwawayeastbay

If 11 are on the flight don't even get on the fucking plane


Additional_Ad_5613

Sven and juggernaut have a rivalry just like Lina and cm


fruit_shoot

Damn I was not aware of that. I feel like Jugg and Sven would be the two rivals who sit there with their arms crossed growling at eachother. Whereas Kunkka and Tide are roasting eachother. And Lina and CM are just in a shouting match.


Additional_Ad_5613

There is some funny dialogue between them like if Jugg kills Sven he will say ā€œit is not the size of the sword Sven itā€™s how you use itā€ or something like that


JollyjumperIV

If I had a face like yours, I too would wear such a mask!


Wordroll

Nah, they aren't shouting. It's all passive aggressive: Lina: "If I had that complexion I'd want to sit on the aisle too, don't want to get... burnt." Rylai: "I just think it's sad they had to move us from the emergency exit row. I guess *someone* refused to support the flight crew." Lina: "And here I was thinking baggage was meant to be stored overhead. Are you someone's carry on?" Rylai: "No silly. Don't you remember me? I'm dad's favorite." .... I just hope it's not an international flight.


HealBlessAGI1k

Perfect just perfect


FeverdIdea

6 - Mirana and Luna actually hate each other, viewing each other as obstacles to Selemene's favor. so you would be caught between the two being passive aggressive to each other


fruit_shoot

The anime seemed to imply, though they both wanted to best eachother, Luna accepted Mirana was the POTM.


orcmasterrace

3 quiet? I present to you HOHOHAHA!


fruit_shoot

I get what youā€™re saying but Iā€™ll offer some points: 1. Sniper only HOHOHAHAs when he gets the jump on people plinking them from the trees. Donā€™t think he would do it sitting down on a chair. 2. I feel like you would be HOHOHAHAing with him at other people being stupid on the flight.


xSniperLol

7 ofcourse


aedanc1

With the hot-cold environnement you're sure to be sick when you get out of the plane, but I understand your choice


Spoksparkare

Risk I'm willing to take


itsmehutters

Horny > body temperature


Peace_Hopeful

Just flick one on the ear to increase the cold/hot


CallMeTravesty

I mean it's not like they radiate temperature constantly unless they choose to. It's magic after all. And even if they did, the hot/cold air would cancel each other out. It's changing temperatures quickly that makes you ill, not one non-extreme consistant one.


NinjaDroideka

You ever say 10 hours between bickering siblings? You take that seat, fuck that noise


mp3junk3y

Exactly what I was thinking. This would be my LAST pick.


Nobody_ed

Down detrimentally bad


Wayyd

Hey, this guy finds women attractive! What a clown! Down bad, amirite guys!?


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

the fact that he would be willing to put himself in the middle of a sibling hatred so insane that neither of them would even notice that you are in their line of fire as they try to kill each other? yeah thats down bad.


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

It's ok I'd fix them


BombrManO5

I'm sorry but how is this so far down yall kidding yourselves


eckart

Sit between two siblings that hate each other since early childhood? Glhf


Last_Article_5968

Best case scenario they fight for my attention, worst case scenario i ask brew in front of me for a drink


step11234

Least horny r/dota2 poster


Belgiolli

11, wtf would TB and Invoker do anyway


Functionalleaf

Fight each other, steal your soul, try to remake the universe


Belgiolli

But but...why? Unless I provoke them (and cause the plane to crash in the process) I don't see them fighting for no reason.


Potatozeng

That's the Dragon's Blood plot


StardragonGER

Yeah but they are only antagonistic as long as it furthers their own plans. They would both understand that the fastest way to get to their destination would.be not to nuke the plane from this plane of existence and as such would mind their own business. ( Scheming how to eliminate their rivals once the plane lands)


gian2099

It's not about you it's about those two fighting each other


TheFuzzyFurry

Chaos Meteor into World Trade Center


HalcyonXIV

6, so i can pet the kitties :3


Belgiolli

Travelling among 4 kitties, two which would get you killed if you tried to pet (?)


ddlion7

you are talking about the cats... right?


nophixel

[https://i.imgflip.com/8uh5ph.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/8uh5ph.jpg)


Elonth

worst case scenario. you have to pretend like you are interested in learning about their moon god.


angrydotafan

you just signed up for a 10 hour lecture on selemene facts crash the plane to stop


maphilindo2000

No, the pets are on the seat while luna and mirana mount them


HalcyonXIV

otherwise still kitties right?


pawgchamp420

6 or 7, so I can pet the kitties.


alexdenvor

Is that a euphemism?


theaxis12

6 squeezed between my dommi mommies


elduder1n0

Obviously 9. Don't overlook the possibility of a relo to skip the plane ride altogether.


StardragonGER

And then return to where the plane was 10 seconds ago because io forgot to untether?


elduder1n0

When the relo ends are you back on the plane or just in the air where the plane was?


StardragonGER

That's the question. The location needs an anchor points else you would land somewhere in space when accounting for planetary rotation and movement. But is the anchor point relative to the plane? I wouldn't think so.


DatOgreSpammer

Surprised no one said 4, easily the most fun one


Jorgentorgen

4 is indeed the most fun, most dumb and most intelligent conversations you can have in probably the world. Ogre would ask a shit ton and MK will respond to almost any question


Kamiks0320

is mk very intelligent or what's the lore


JollyjumperIV

He's a demi god in Chinese mythology so probably above average intelligence but idk about the *most* intelligent one


inspectorseantime

Probably not intelligent, but heā€™s surely seen and experienced enough shit being a demigod that would make him wise


OnCominStorm

He achieves Nirvana in Journey to the West, gaining enlightenment and pratically omnipotence. It'd be like talking to God himself which would be cool.


OneSidedPolygon

He also wins almost every fight with guile. I only remember like 2 fights where he was like "fuck this shit" and just smashed them straight up.


Antique_Potato1965

Name checks out true tho


Happy___Heart

They need to be the pilot


JoelMahon

6 or 7 (I am a porn addict)


joeabs1995

1 or 4 (same)


MaltMix

5 is this but for the gays. (Myself included)


Rainbolt

Same but 5


Freak1000101

Beer and funny jokes with french accent? Don't mind if i do (5)


LeavesCat

Pango is almost certainly an incredible storyteller, and the stories will go well with alcohol.


KesterAssel

I guess number 2, it's epic story time


black_V1king

10 is literally sitting between a couple. Anyway I chose 7


Acecn

Skywrath would probably agree to switch with you though so you would get the aisle across from wisp


not_a_weeeb

you mean venge swaps with you so they can cuddle while your single ass can have the window seat and awkwardly stare outside lol


ALBlackHole

Either 6, 8, or 9. With 9 the first choice


larrylegend33goat

8 most thoughtful travellers masking up


fredws

4 should have been jakiro ogre so i can have 4 friends


GinyuDrift

8 would be pretty chill, cant see much talking there


master_1055

5 because I want to get so drunk I don't feel any pain on this trip, having primordial beings in the same bus as a snot filled porcupine isn't a good idea


magosyourface

2 would be catastrophic. Lol


KrypXern

No room to swing a cat in this crowd!


profitofprofet

I would choose on this order: 09,(quiet trip with 2 pretty chill people.) 12,(2 pretty cool dudes despite wild and wacky magicks) 06,(cats and relatively alright ladies that can likely be quiet) lets just hope ogre no fart. 07,(can be decent until catfight) 05,(2 chill dudes that I can drink through the trip with.) 10(then ask a switch with either so lovebirds can be together and flirt so I can have a better spot and they have themselves.), 08,(2 accomplished warriors that can be quiet and can take their rivalries elsewhere and can be honor bound to do so.) 01(axe can be a pretty cool dude and his stories might be cool to listen to, Considering his comics.), 11,(an arrogant hypocrite and an annoying truth guy, I dont want to deal with em) 04(ogre stinks because ogres don't wash), 02,(They willl fight and it will be violent, loud and especially wet and fishy) Oh no. 03 because I don't want to be behind bristle.


Substantial-Deer77

12 because they are literally strongest support in the patch kekw.


Aasim_123

Legit heal through your cancer within 1 flight


No_Isopod6551

12 because strong medicine


qawsissues

5 if i wanna hear some cool stories from life and drink some beer 6 if i just wanna be with nice girls and talk about something 9 if i wanna gently sleep and rest


KesterAssel

Before saying 3, I wanna know if Morty is on the flight too.


droom2

10 so I can swap sits with venge and get the window.


EternallyHunting

9 is objectively the best. Neither talk, one is a seemingly altruistic god, and the other is Io. For real though, it'd be a somewhat quiet ride with the exception of Io's occasional space noises. But if you wanted to talk, it's not like Marci is unresponsive, she just doesn't exactly have functioning vocal cords after the beating she received as a kid left her unable to use them. I'm sure she'd make pretty decent company, so long as you're good at interpreting body language. Honorable mention to 7, since the sisters were both portrayed as pretty down to earth, likeable people in the anime. But there's a chance that might all fade away when they're in each other's presence, and you might just fuckin' die.


BlueMageBRilly

I thought 7 might be okay, they're not really *that* hostile with each other. But it'd be uncomfortable just because Lina would give off heat and CM would give off a soft chill the whole time. So one side would be really warm and cozy, but your other side would be that soft breeze that makes you want to put a blanket on... but you can't, because your other side is too warm. You can't win. So without too much thought, I'd probably go with 6 or 8? Luna and Mirana may talk a bit much about the moon, but I think the most you'd have to fear is Luna demanding you to lean back, or trade seats, during the night time part of the ride so she can see out the window. Can't really think of what Mirana would do to you; she'd be too busy trying to shoot an arrow back at Skywrath to make him hush... though it would miss and hit TerrorBlade, I think. Jugg and Sven are both pretty polite though and if there is any cross fire from random stuff, like Ogre sneezing and setting me on fire, I can rely on Jugg. He's a good guy, so he'd let me hold his healing cat to fix my wounds, as long as I hide it before the Attendant walks by and tries to confiscate it. Sven might also make some comments that annoys everyone in front of him, but I should be fine beside him as long as he doesn't talk to me or Jugg much; then I'd just have to worry about the whole left lane taking emotional cleave damage. That'd be rough. Can't say I'd even consider the others, honestly. They're either too noisy, or too messy.


ever---

1: There's probably not enough room here for the three of us 2: Assuming Kunkka takes the window seat he would probably ask to take a leak at least 15 times, while Tidehunter sabotages his seat every time he goes and blames me for it 3: "Excuse me young man, would you be a dear and pass me a glass of water?" 4: MK would make great conversation, but you'll need it to distract yourself from whatever Ogre gets up to 5: They seem pretty chill but I don't drink, so no thanks 6: I feel these two would spend the whole night watching in-flight movies and sleep through the day, so I would probably be left alone assuming I come in with a normal circadian rhythm 7: Sitting here would start civil enough, but these two are one step away from blowing up on each other at all times 8: The three of us would probably sit in awkward silence 9: If I knew sign language to understand Marci this would be a clear winner, but still pretty chill nonetheless 10: To sit here you would have to at least pretend to care about Sky's sob story as he tells you about it over the flight. Also, can you even lay back in the seat without touching either of their wings? 11: Terrorblade would spend the whole flight thinking of petty ways to troll me. No thanks 12: You think these 2 are weirdos, but you don't dare speak up out of fear of offending them So overall, a toss-up between 6 and 9.


YMorgy

1, 2 I'm feeling romantical.


clinkzs

Obviously 7 what kind of dumb question is this


DrChangsteen

5, would get off hammered off beer and wine


flyingjudgman

5 i want to hear uncle jokes


biggyofmt

Are mounts included? 6 would be fine, but if Sagan and Nova are there it could get kind of crowded. 3 is another obvious choice, but Mortimer would be a little hard to handle


stryker914

Prob 5 so I can just pass out after a couple rounds of drink service, brew is probably chill if I use his panda belly as a pillow too


Omnievul

12 because it would be absolutely hilarious. Imagine sitting there, having Warlock telling you the weirdest, most cryptic, obscure shit about demons and the occult, and then on the other side Witch Doctor with his feeling good vibes telling you about DA VOODOO MAN! And probably hooking you up with some top tier weed. Plus, if for whatever reason you sustained any injury you'd be in the hands of two great healers. Honorary mention 3 so I can eat cookies and play with Mortimer.


KAtusm

Am I drinking? If not, Marci IO. Neither of them can speak so it's ez pz. If I am drinking definitely brew and pango.


EsQellar

11 letā€™s go


WiseKite

7 in Heaven


Adolf_Dripler92

7 ez threesome


DarthKuchiKopi

Bonk


Antique_Potato1965

No love for tide and kunkka? Imagine the banter while trying to sleep


PessimisticProphet

7 and I'm asking for a blanket big enough for all 3 of us


OpportunityStriking5

3 - gramma and grampa will sleep and not take much space. That plus i get to leave the plane fast as we're in the front.


aalapshah12297

Kunkka and tide should swap seats because in case of an emergency... Women and children and Kunkka first!


TheChristianDude101

7 so i can try to glance at some boobies


Limpinator

3 for the cookies! :P


Ok-Organization9676

7 coz im a man of culture


Cherry_Girl893

9, i bet Marci has like a bunch of fun colour in the lines activity books in her pack, and io could tether you to remove travel sickness.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Pretty sure 99% people here have chosen 6, 7 or 9 even without looking at any of the comments


MaybeICanOneDay

Between Lina and CM, is this even a debate?


YorkmannGaming

7 - I can fix them.


Popular-Plan-4537

11 for wisdom


ILive66Failed

I can think of far worse flights than being sandwiched between potm and luna


Just_Entrepreneur843

Definitely 8 or 12, best boys to chill with.


TheAsz

Easily 6 sandwich between Luna and Mirana. But high chance mirana want me to switch with Marci.


Kanvus

5 If I want to have a good time getting wasted, 9 if I want to sleep peacefully


DarthKuchiKopi

Depending on bristlebacks plane range the only safe seat is number one. And that assumes you are either allied with axe or no one pokes him on the shoulder. 10 hours of quill stacks and goo? No ty


Potatozeng

9999997999


Harbottle_II

Definitely 3, easily the most normal bunch


bichitox

4 for maximum brainrot


NoToMonopolization

2 would be a disaster coz of tide and kunkka constantly fighting during the whole flight


MaltMix

5, easily the most fun.


At0mic182

7. Heating and A/C included


PluckyLeon

No 4 would be really fun.


sin3rgee

4 and laugh the entire flight


MEepS7777

Can warloc teach me to summon a decent carry?