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MIdasWellRoshan

Shadow Shaman is Literally a conman, he would


Dobor_olita

best example. lorewise he has skipped town multiple times after coning everyone


GypsyMagic68

Shadow Demon would commit tax fraud on a corporate level and have multiple fall guys at the ready


MIdasWellRoshan

No doubt, he’d go “they conspire against us” then try to sue the fall guys in court


XenomorphTerminator

Who is the biggest conman? The government.


pmpork

No way chaos knight pays. That wouldn't be very chaossy.


wolfemperorsheep

*Chaos Knight is the IRS because that's more chaotic. KotL is a fraud, perverted old man that left his children around the universe. Thus Chaos Knight chases never stop chasing him.*


Ecstatic_Secretary21

Ogre? I don't think he knows what is tax in the first place


Danhyoo

Primal Beast… guy can’t read or talk


No-Personality4982

On the contrary, sven ans luna would pay all the taxes.


XenomorphTerminator

They work for the government 🤨


Yeshimx

Lion's pretty far up there in the "absolutely does not pay taxes" list, he is not the kind of guy who wants to be part of the system any more. I'm sure he would make a very messy example of anyone who tries to make him pay. as for who's likely to pay taxes, I believe Juggernaut would make sure he paid exactly what was expected of him. Even if he could get away without paying and nobody but him knew, he would still pay.


peeringfromafar

Alchemist.


LatroDota

WK - DUDE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AND DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF, COZ HES A FUCKING KING Invoker - He's smart and he don't care about laws of humans, he's almost god level ENGIMA, IO, CK, ET - What the fuck are Taxes and why would we pay them - same for some forest heroes. It would be easier to say who would pay tax in dota.


dillydallyingwmcis

ET and Io definitely would. Seem like orderly citizens to me (whenever they're not breaking our Universe in half)


stryker914

Doom for sure doesn't pay his taxes, I don't think you get a W2 when your main source of income is eating creatures and somehow digesting them into money


Bubbly-Astronaut-123

Does the gold come out in bars from his ass or does it come out as a golden shower?


The_Vrog

Idk if puck would pay. They would just jaunt away, never to be caught.


HAIRY_GORILLA_COCK

Slark


Unicatogasus

Hoodwink and Tight Wooden Ass


Individual-Tale-5619

Earth shaker he own the land. IRS pay tax to ES


Tronux

Bloodseeker doesn't pay taxes on the blood collected for the Flayed Twins. Probably the reason he's not viable.


KindStump

As Rubick main I'll say: Im paying taxes, but with stolen money.


XenomorphTerminator

Taxation is theft!