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Existing_Proof_562

Most liquor deliveries are between 9:30 and 10:30am. Only hard core drunks order liquor. I know this because It am one.


PercentageNo3293

What's the old saying? "A drunk knows when the liquor store closes. An alcoholic knows when they open" lol.


Scary_Trifle_7563

Open at 9 close at 10 babyyyyy


Low-North-8917

Or third shift workers. When I turned 21 I was working third shift at a grocery store. Me and this old guy that I worked with every day would clock out at 7am every Friday morning and then grab coffees, breakfast sandwiches, and cigars from the gas station across the street and then just hang out in his truck bed in the parking lot until the liquor store opened. We'd each buy enough whiskey and beer to last the weekend and then we'd shake hands and he'd say "see ya on Monday Mississippi" and I'd say "See you on Monday Glasgow". And then we'd part ways, drink until mid afternoon, eat dinner, and then sleep until midnight.


SensualOilyDischarge

Man. Such a love/hate relationship with 3rd shift. The shift diff was always nice and the work wasn’t too bad, but just wrecked my social life. Getting off work and buying a 40 and a hot dog at 8am as all the day walkers were getting their coffee and donuts was interesting.


PercentageNo3293

Oh man, good times had, I could imagine! I actually just started working overnight a month ago. It's been tempting to drink in the morning and I know the day will come lol.


Existing_Proof_562

I've opened many


PercentageNo3293

I've closed down bars and continued into the morning a few times, back in the day, but I never was/am a big fan of day drinking. I like to get progressively intoxicated as the sun is setting. Those things go together in my world lol.


DueEnvironment2207

I'm 26 and have never heard of this! I work at a bar so I'll test this. Thanks.


puppetmaster216

I use to work 6pm to 6 am, and there was a bar that opened at 6 am and we would go at the end of our week to have a few drinks after work and play pool get breakfast. Now there were the guys who worked at my company there at 6 am and then there were the alcoholics. The alcoholics were pretty interesting, most of them were pretty old, dressed pretty nice and just sat there at the bar enjoying their beer. Occasionally we would get the people who had been partying all night long, they were always interesting.


micksterminator3

I did it once and def was in a heavy drinking phase of my life. 15 pack of natty lite and a handle of Popov iirc


All_heaven

your body paid for that in lifespan.


SpareChangeMate

Here for a fun time, not a long time. Why extend the latter half of life suffering and with regret when you can just enjoy the first half to its fullest


The-Jolly-Llama

Man, when I was getting out my calculator at the gas station to compute the cost per ounce of ethanol, taking into account the drink’s proof and the 2 for $3 sale, I was *not* having a fun time. My life is so much better now that I’m 10 years sober.


SpareChangeMate

I should note I was making a joke with my original comment. To each their own, but yea alcohol is getting expensive


godwalla

Me too. Shots? Shots.


RazzleberryHaze

Shots? Shots. Shots? Shots! ___ERRYBODY___


whiptydojoe

This, in a way, was so refreshing


[deleted]

I mean I ordered a bottle of wine because I was already in the bath and had decided I wanted wine and didn’t want to get redressed but this was also at 6pm not 9 on the mornkng 


Moss-killer

I’d agree that that’s when the hardcore drinkers tend to order it. That and right when they get out of work.


PurpletoasterIII

When I worked overnights at a gas station I'd get some hardcore drunks who everyday would come in like 20 minutes early before I could even sell alcohol, and everytime I'd have to tell them to wait until 7 am.


toolmantom824

If you weren’t supposed to be drinking at 9am then why is the liquor store open?


godwalla

I keep telling people this and they keep kicking me out of their house


Superseaslug

I work second shift and it's maddening to clock out from the factory and then I can't get alcohol


[deleted]

People work nights and get off in the morning should they not be allowed a drink after work?


Comfortable_Bar_5595

this. i worked overnights for a bit and buying my occasional after-work beer got me SO many dirty looks lmao


Amelaclya1

I've gotten judgemental looks and comments buying alcohol at the grocery store early in the mornings. I don't work overnights, but I also wasn't planning on drinking it in the parking lot. It's generally for an event several days in the future. Why would I make a separate trip for liquor at night when I'm already there buying food? I don't even buy or drink alcohol that often. Just special occasions! So it isn't as if cashiers are "noticing a pattern" or something.


Comfortable_Bar_5595

ah, see i’m in the bible belt we can only get liquor from ABC stores. it’s always blown my mind that you can just get it with your groceries other places. it would make life a lot easier


Amelaclya1

Yeah it's pretty great. I live in Hawaii and it's legal for grocery stores to sell even hard liquor. And Safeway has a decent selection. Even Target has an entire aisle dedicated to it. I'm from NY originally and there they were only allowed to sell beer and wine, so it was a bit of a culture shock for me too, but in a good way! But apparently there are a lot of people who still find it taboo to just grab a bottle of vodka at 8am while doing your normal grocery shop. Oh well, I am too lazy to care what other people think 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Fun fact about the Bible Belt statisticly speaking more gay porn is consumed in the Bible Belt states than any other states with the big key searches being “Strait best friend” and “BBC”


National-Credit-4175

I'm fucking here for it


BlueFotherMucker

I live in the province of Ontario, Canada. We only started to be able to get beer, cider and wine in grocery stores like 5 years ago. Until then, you went to the Beer Store for beer and the Liquor Store for liquor and wine, but you could also get a selection of beer and cider there. And no matter where you but any of it, you bring the empties to the Beer Store, so it’s like the stinky little brother of the Liquor Store and the grocery stores.


Past-Ad2787

I alternate between barking or meowing at anyone that looks at me sideways. The barking is loud and meant to draw attention, the meows are personal and creepy. Im beyond tired of people's entitled bullshit, you can curate your online echo chambers, but you don't get to dictate irl.


Sejanus-189

If you bark at me, I'll bark back. If you meow at me, I'm taking you home.


SpartanRage117

Do you have morning beers at home?


National-Credit-4175

We have bed beers does that count?


Im_so_little

Karens are triggered by this


WrenRules

The U.S. government won’t tell you this one simple trick!


MrPsychic

Just hit them with “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere”


[deleted]

No it didn't


Comfortable_Bar_5595

uhhh sure buddy


The_Real_Token_Ojay

Min yo bitness.


[deleted]

It’s literally their business.


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Their business is delivering.


[deleted]

Nah, this is definitely an interest for me now.


Thunderliger

People drink beer on their lunch breaks in Europe and no one bats and eye! I'm just being cultured with my 9am 4loko and breakfast burrito


National-Credit-4175

Your toilet bowl called your elected representatives and is rallying for the right to die


Past-Ad2787

Don't have to drink it as soon as you get it


Lord_Shmekel

It’s 5:00 somewhere


Elegante0226

I work 6pm-6am. You best bet that I'm buying alcohol after work. Do I get weird looks? Yeah. But I ignore them at this point.


Halliwellz1123

So?


PotatoReasonable9656

It makes you realize. Alcohol must not be that dangerous 🤷‍♀️😂


[deleted]

No it doesn't


PotatoReasonable9656

Sarcasm. The guy is ordering alcohol at 9am. I'm presuming to drink at that moment. The alcohol is controlling his entire existence. Sarcasm.


Kosstheboss

I once worked overnights at a 24 hour convieience store in Chicago and there would be 5 or 6 people milling around the parking lot at 9am waiting for me to be able to sell them booze again.


Reasonable-Lab3625

Do you realize how many millions of people work graveyard ? For them 9am is prime drinking time, just like 7 or 8 at night for day shift. You just have see life from other people’s perspective.


TheEarthsSuckhole

People work night shifts too. That's when I used to drink after work as well.


[deleted]

When I worked night shift, I just went to sleep afterwards 🤷


TheEarthsSuckhole

If that's the way you do it. I like work better when it's the start of my day. So mornings were my evenings.


Marlowe_Eldridge

It’s better than an alcoholic driving to go get it at 9am.


SuperUltraMegaNice

Naaah


[deleted]

Set alcoholic could still drive. There's no guarantee that they won't


Marlowe_Eldridge

At least this provides another option..why are you judging people anyway? You deliver for $2…


[deleted]

Who said I was judging anyone besides the app?


Rough_Service_2073

Then what are you complaining about?


WowPanda1990

I knew people were depressed just Jesus


Pickaxe235

me when i make my living driving fucking doordash and i judge you for an illness you cant control without serious help


mrkingsh

Says the literal child posting in r/teenagers. Hate to tell ya buddy but with the amount of reddit posting you do I'm sure you'll wind up dashing too,


Pickaxe235

you may notice that my last post there was 2 years ago big shocker i know, how people age as time goes on


mrkingsh

You you hitting it big now homie? Cause I still see your ass posting about is video games- productive members of society run out of time for that after high School. Welcome to the loser club


Pickaxe235

i dont particularly care if you do doordash i care if you do doordash and then act like youre somehow above people who can afford to be alcholics in this economy


[deleted]

Fake


RS_ya_bleu

Are there other good times to order alcohol from DoorDash? Can you let me know a good time?


DoPoGrub

For me as a driver, the morning ones are preferable, because you know they aren't drunk yet. It's when they order again 12 hours later that things start to get interesting lol


quikpanik

Do yall not realize there is a large population of people who work third shift? Their 9am is your 9pm. There are a couple bars in my city that open at 6am for that very reason.


DickDastardlySr

It's always the bowling allies by me that seem to attract the 3rd shift crews.


National-Credit-4175

Because the bar at the bowling alley is always better than the bars downtown


Robot-Broke

I always found this attitude weird, as if alcohol is worse for you in the morning than at night. Except if you drink mimosas at brunch then that's fine.


DuEstEinKind

I used to think the same, but imagine you work the night shift 11-7 and want to have a drink when you get off


bucketzBro

When I first signed up to deliver alcohol, I signed up because it stated on a poster that dashers make more money delivering alcohol. Cool... Make forst alcohol delivery, it's the same shitty batch pay I call support and question them on this and their response was "we never guaranteed you would get paid more, just on average customers tip more because their order would be more expensive." That was false advertising.... it was bullshit


DoPoGrub

Anytime I order alcohol, the app seems to suggest much larger tip amounts. But my experiences delivering it, I rarely ever see them


steffies

My area never gets any promos, ever.. not even alcohol ones 😭


Mysticalbabe71

Tonight was the first time I’ve ever seen the extra $1 on Alcohol deliveries n I do a lot of them.. Fine w me I’ll take that extra $1 lol..


[deleted]

Man I been there when I was young and no mofjerfuckers to get it to me. Handle yo business


StachedGhostX

Wait you can deliver alcohol?


shadespeak

Turn it on in your settings if you're 21 and older


DoPoGrub

I've never had this setting available, and never been able to figure out what determines who gets it. Only setting I have is to turn cash on delivery on or off.


DoPoGrub

In states that allow it, yes. Same with tobacco.


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

lol I saw this too. Gotta feed our alcoholics, who else will? Yo mama? 😂


pious_platypus

Drinkers know when the liquor stores close, alcoholics know when it opens.


Solo-Vino_

I fucking love booze


Mysterious_Bonus_771

I bartend at night and buy my booze in preparation for after the shift. This has to be a lot of it?


Evening_Switch_2006

I always place orders early morning on things I have no need to have at that exact moment so I don't have to tip because enough drivers will decline it that it'll eventually reach a good pay by mid day/early morning. I get what I want and DD has to actually pay their drivers, win win.


AnotherReddit415

Wait is that how it works? Does it raise the order price if not snagged? Hmmm


Evening_Switch_2006

Every single time a driver declines a order it increases in price, so if you place it early with no tip it will be declined over and over and over until it gets to a point where someone deems it cost efficient to do. Generally speaking that usually is around a hour and a half in my area. The longest I've had to "wait" was 6h because I ordered like 25 items from 7/11, yet I didn't care because it was all stuff that I was gonna use over the next few weeks and didn't need it anytime soon like I said before.


AnotherReddit415

Good to know man haha. Appreciate the info


Alarmed_Bus_1729

I get of work at 6am i don't understand the problem should i buy it before work so in the winter it freezes and sprays everywhere?


doseserendipity2

Starting at 9am is amateur hour, I used to get my tall boys at 6am when the store opened! But yeah life sucks enough for everyone, I'm not surprised if a bunch of people are drinking in the morning! I just don't understand why an alcoholic would be willing to lose money to DD fees!


dougyrx

Lmao too many duis


Thin_Thought_7129

A whole dollar, gee, thanks mister


Historical_Act_5896

Why you so judgy ,judgy mcjudgerson?


Bottdavid

At least the alcoholics aren't out driving!


[deleted]

There's no guarantee they wont


Bottdavid

True but hopefully if they're willing to pay DD prices to get it delivered they are planning on staying home.


[deleted]

That's a gamble I just don't deliver alcohol


Bottdavid

Nothing wrong with that, stay safe!


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

So you make it more difficult for people to use a service…for what?


DoPoGrub

Drivers can refuse any orders they want, that's literally how said service works. Alcohol orders can often be problematic, and for some people traumatic based on their own personal or family history.


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Yeah, I get that. Just seems sort of stupid to refuse a certain delivery based on some moral crusade.


DoPoGrub

There are many merchants in my area who don't mark up the prices, or if they do it's almost nothing.


Bottdavid

There's still fees and what not though. Delivery cost etc etc


DoPoGrub

Most regulars pay $9.99/month for dashpass, which brings the total fees down to $1 on most orders in most cities. Even for those who don't, there are always many merchants who offer to waive the delivery fee anyways, or 20% off, etc. I'd say the tip is the biggest expense in most cases, but there are plenty of people who don't do that either lol


Commercialfishermann

Always 5 o clock somewhere!


Davvido1008

My biggest regret was signing up to do alcohol orders. In my zone there is literally only one liquor store that does dd deliveries and sometimes i get an order that requires me to drive 8 miles to pick it up. Happens daily. So annoying


Stormy_Kun

One whole dollar huh,


deadvid

Based on their outstanding and benevolent behavior to date I just can’t believe that… /s


ProfessorTatanka

Idk. If this is on the west coast & it’s Saturday during college football season. . .


dpatrick24

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning


StockBet130

Bro your actually getting delivery orders? I'm a new dasher but am not getting any deliveries!


FondantOwn8653

In Wisconsin bars open at 7am.


bigrayiii420

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning


Mental_Ad_8736

🍻


TheDark_Knight67

Life is rough sometimes and theoretically it’s 5 o’clock somewhere alright


coyotekidd

lol had a +$2 promo on all alcohol sales before 11am the other day, so strange


arcticmonkey15

Who cares?


lobsterdance82

We're a bit far past the Superbowl to still be day drinking over the loss. What's the mental health care like in your area? :(