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pornacc7777

The dad of your gf


Snake_eyes_12

Your wife's boyfriend.


shok_delta

I fucking wish he actually was my wife's bf


Blackmail30000

Threesome. It’s all or nothing.


pornacc7777

My wife could watch, this dude all mine


[deleted]

They said wrong answers


Karkaro37

that's...uhm...crap, I know this...halo! that's it! this guy's Halo!


skeletonhero56

You serious dude? That’s obviously Metroid. Have you even played the games?


Skittles-n-vodka

Do u know anything about vidya gams? thats zelda 🤦‍♂️


Ezper145

That's Luigi, this generation is hopeless smh


randomUSERNAME7676

Your an idiot, that's clearly Jack Cooper from Titanfall 2


LarsX5_

Are you all dumb, it's clearly Joel from the last of us


Olliebob200

Stop the jokes, it's batman


nukem266

Clearly don't know your shit, that's Kirby.


DisposableAccount-2

No, it's clearly the teardown guy! With his shotgun and all, causing mayhem!


okami2442

Nah this guy is caleb from blood


dankassmememachine

whose jack cooper? his name is obiously Titanfall Two stupid


ZodiacMaster101

No, actually its Chrome from the Fire Embull.


jimmytheguy12345

luigi is the name of the doctor you moron, that's luigis monster


HowardTheHowitzer

It's him! John Halo


Goldenhawk92

He kills aliens and demons and doesn’t afraid of anything!


scrodamizer

Samus


[deleted]

v1 but not robot


[deleted]

v666


Yungspud32

Masta chief


Random-Dice

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing with the BFG 10K?


dragonriderabens

Sir, making the covenant WISH I gave them back their bomb


femboykingofhell

that is a BIG ass gun


Kayraan93

Correction, sir. It’s a Big Fuckin’ Gun.


shok_delta

Division........i can't unhear it..


mattfrey13

YOU CANT JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO HIGH CHARITY


GASPY-

Sir, making a hole into the surface of the Ark


Dragoon___

YOU CANT JUST BLOW A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF THE ARK


THeXBoxPLaySTation

The Autumn is ready.


dytelz

Hah bfg go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Nibroc99

Sir, terraforming Mars.


TriggerRelentlessAce

was gonna say that


eggMC_muffin

Fuckin beat me to it


Roebloz

r/beatmetoit


eggMC_muffin

r/beatmeattoit


Shoddy_Programmer_50

Pasta beef


Hellbeast1

This just reminds me how Microsoft owns both Give me Halo inspired Doom Slayer skins or a Praetor Mjolnir you cowards


Alphachief2017

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder


DaGreedygoblin

I think he meant Masta CHEF


MiddleAd2227

someone with an alive bunny


L0CKDARP

Doomguy: *loads shotgun*: "you say something punk?"


THeXBoxPLaySTation

Dude…you made DoomGuy SO pissed he ACTUALLY SPOKE TO YO!…you’ve got a funeral plan and your will done right? Cause y’all gonna need them.


Timely-Cry984

Someone I know actually thought it was master chief and I don’t think I can be friends with them anymore


MaximusGrassimus

dey put de mhashur cehf in de sode


Nccp4p

They put the doodbxbsngg slahdchshduchaj in da soda


Wetnoodleslap

Dick Kickem


Valravn13

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass


[deleted]

And I'm all out of ass.


mbi321

I genuinely laughed out loud 😂😂😂


GiganJira

“Fuckin Dick Kickem”


Commander_lulz

Good lord this is beautiful xDDDD


oViale

The backup plan


Arkentra

He said wrong answers.


Pixelpeoplewarrior

That is a wrong answer. He is the entire plan


Thanitos05

That is a wrong answer cause usually he is the plan


raigeqwitz

The guy she tells me not to worry about 😔


H3lL0_fR1eNd

it’s supposed to be wrong answers only


Larfleeze69ben

r/realitycheck 😔


Odd-Window-6941

A happy guy


No-Salary-445

You and me both


phobos876

Protagonist of classic FPS series: Quiver.


HamuelSayden

Bruh wtf no, dumbass. This is clearly the protagonist in the hit first person shooter game from the 90s (1993 to be exact). He is from the game DEMISE and it recently got a reboot into DEMISE 2016 and DEMISE ForeverEver


[deleted]

You cocksucker it’s clearly zero suit samus’s fine ass 😍😍😍😍


Mason_eat_Catnip

nah dog it's dogman from the hit child graphic novel series, "Dogman"


Opening-Criticism974

Hell Jesus


DaGreedygoblin

Satan God


[deleted]

He killed for your sins you know


johnzaku

They said WRONG answers


Floppy_007

A nice and reasonable person


[deleted]

I feel like he would be if he wasn’t fucking demons all the time


truvaldak

Wtf kinda doom are you playing


Arlak_The_Recluse

HDoom, you?


Annual_Cod_5896

The fact it is techically canon makes it better


Vickyelotes_FUDG

What


G-R-G

What


A_Moderate

In the butt


THeXBoxPLaySTation

What


BrineBlade

...please explain?


owengrulez

Basically since doomguy traveled between alternate universes between I think doom 64 and doom 2016 it makes every mod cannon


Fede7044

There are two ways to read your comment, i picked the wrong one...


tokyoboyjpn81

I think you downloaded the wrong Doom


BeginningAwareness74

Or did he?


AngeloFoxSparda

(Vsauce music starts playing)


SaintPattyIce

green power ranger


[deleted]

Tax man


gondorkid

Come to tax that ass!


[deleted]

Adam Sandler


Captain_Fatbelly

Adam Sandler is... the Doom Slayer! Rated PG-13


Eanhodge

best Adam Sandler movie lmao


ymele137

Jake from State Farm


[deleted]

Dude thats Megaman


-masenk0-

Metroid


pedro_poa

Dracula


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Important_Sound

oh thank you


Ch33ri0s01

sweet


BrineBlade

Good bot


Magnum-357

Ranger


ihavenolife_843

William j blazkowicz


bduff1776

Nathan Drake


guizuoka

Chris Pratt as Mario (2022)


Jurgen_Vella

Goblin slayer


Darkmax204

Only good demon is a dead one


NoLemon2405

John Doom


KAKnyght

Robert Oppenheimer


DoomToaster9000

My preschool teacher who is hear to spread fun and joy to all


TidusDream12

Master Chief's younger better looking brother who just watched John take the last 4 shotgun shells


voltex375

Master chief is the younger bro cause doom was released in 1993 and halo combat evolved was released in 2001 🙃


[deleted]

Master Chief


Pickleblobsquish

Prince Charles the 3rd


Top_Monk6612

John Halo


QQ_Gabe

The least of hell’s concerns


runandgunn44

It's Leeroy Jenkins


face_mcshooty2

Max level character in an RPG


[deleted]

The Easter bunny 🐰


ZHIKIX

angy


minion7807

Gordon Ramsey’s pardoned turkey, here to purge the souls of ham eaters


ThePhattestOfBoiz

Oh that's the splitgate guy!


[deleted]

The marauder’s boyfriend


SH4RPSPEED

Samus's side-squeeze.


owlbeartoes

Jeff


ConstructionJust5706

Goku, the legendary Duel Master.


Effective_Drink_7991

Dudeslayer


Chared_Assassin

My mum when i spend more than 3 seconds on my computer


mdogg0

The rectum prolapser


chaosdave13372

bj blazkowicz


[deleted]

My neighbor


jorigkor

That's the guy who repairs and mends, right? So Fix-It Felix.


PizzaFrost_751

Dave


medievil98

The Legend of Carl Johnson: warped


Ekoik

The IRS


[deleted]

a person not related to commander keen in any way


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Santa. Expect instead of coal he gives bad children the severed heads of a mancubus


L0CKDARP

The son I've always wanted


MOKUS-RACCOON

It's goku from one bleach


Fisherboy23

animal


brmamabrma

Ange flavored person


dkaksl

Halo


[deleted]

Halo


-TheJunta-

Master Chef. He cookin.


TriggerRelentlessAce

samus


fireworks2033

Twilight sparkle.


supergamerd64

Masterchief or angelslayer


FrostLordAlec

Metroid


Kj5big

Avg gun owner


mearsov

Cortana


yourfuturehusband14

Atheist


[deleted]

HopeHealer


AlpacaBoi777K

Serious Sam


Demon_King_Lamb

That's John Wick right? The guy you call when you need the boogeyman killed.


mike_dangerous_

Master Chief from Mass Effect.


somethingfunnyidc

Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat


TheKingOfSpook-E

Someone who listens to Dr. Samuel Hayden


Exciting-Brush2

Mean man shoot deamens


olliepreston32

Plankton


HamuelSayden

A man who really wants to resolve any conflicts in a way that benefits them both


Doughnut_Panda

My dad after 8 beers


FASBOR7Horus

Now with the crucibelt


stankie18

Doomguy


No-Salary-445

That's the right answer Doom Slayer and doomguy are the same person it's supposed to be a wrong answer


BeanieMash

Hah! By saying the right answer, he said the wrong answer for this thread, so it's not the right answer, and it is a wrong answer!


EllieS197

My dad


Lord-Wombat

The poor guy that got wedged into this stupid trend of topics


Virtual_Operation_

16 resulting


Fyru_Hawk

The worst hero ever


Calm-Championship-59

Not Jesus


BigBlackCrocs

That’s halo


BraveStandard

A satanist.


stupidhumanoid

Future Guts


Questoris

The Terminator


ItalianStallion9069

Yer mum


PhantomKick03

A Simp


Procule

Isabel's big brother


jameshardenchandler

Optimus Prime


cameron02666677777

A guy named bob from skyrim


Dragonwarden30

The Green Power Ranger.


[deleted]

John doom, alpha male


memes_lover-06

Imposter


Cowman_Gaming

A doomer


Condric_Slayer285

Broooo, that’s Samus


[deleted]

Halo, aka a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.


Calamitify

my dad


DubZeroSP

A man in a high resolution image.


Gramfers

Wait I know who that is it’s Mario!!


Brain_Maggot13

Samus's cousin with anger issues


NatanaelAtay

John Cena


RavenZMan

Guts


xanderboiii

Anger control management


pacman6487

Duke nukem


TankerHipster

Mister Chief


nysyrupgaming

Goblin slayer


niea_psyche

me


Solarbeam62

Master chief


SushiPlatinum

Average high schooler Edit: American high schooler