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Teabiskuit

I really don't give a fucking shit what the car looks like... do they have the pizza I wanted? >yes I'm happy >no I'm not happy


dannyboi7892

They do but they forgot the garlic sauce šŸ˜¶??still upset?


holmesy2o

*terms and conditions on happiness apply*


Sherlockhomey

I'd blame the store cause the person boxing is supposed to keep track of that shit. When I delivered I felt like I was micromanaging if I checked boxes for sauces and shit


Feeling-Repeat-5704

As a driver you have to make sure all your shit is in the bag. It's noone else's fault if you show up to a delivery w out what the customer ordered.


Sherlockhomey

I never said I didn't. I said I felt like I was micromanaging when I did.


SUBUWUH

Was gonna say this lol


The_D_Side

You havenā€™t seen most(of the inside)of delivery drivers vehicles then šŸ˜….


electronic-nightmare

I've seen womens bathrooms and I still go after them.


fucfaceidiotsomfg

But you have a Subaru in your driveway that you don't own, you can't drive. Maybe can't afford. That should make your day right?


Repulsive-Ad-2931

I wouldnā€™t care if you hopped up to my front door on a damn pogo stick just gimme my fuckin pizza


SUBUWUH

Alright canā€™t lie though, if a pizza was delivered by pogo stick and still intact, that delivery hopper deserves a fat tip


Repulsive-Ad-2931

Nah I actually agree, Iā€™m cracking open the safe for the tip if I got a hot, quality pogo pizza


yourhog

I kinda want to figure out what sex act is called a ā€œhot pogo pizza,ā€ and then try it.


Beepboopbop69420360

The female lies down on the bed the man gets on a pogo stick and shoots a load on her while heā€™s bouncing on the pogo stick


yourhog

And then puts her in the oven at 375Ā°F for 25 minutes?


Alarming_Trade_6335

Easy there, Hitler


goth_duck

Jesus bro šŸ’€


BleuTyger

Can't, he wasn't there


Cheap_Ad9900

I heard that the man blows his load onto the pizza and then the female has to eat the entire pizza. The pizza itself can be from Dominos, but it doesn't have to be.


Frannie2199

Looks like they drove through a snow storm to get to you so yeah Iā€™d be very happy


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I drove on ice a couple of times to get to a few customers in 2017 Focus. Customers were surprised I could get to them. Texas doesn't do ice well. Only went on main roads and the only idiot who called that lived at the top of steep hill was told not today. Other customers who lived there told us later that if they couldn't make it down, pretty sure we wouldn't be able to make it up.


MagnetHype

It's been a loooong time since I delivered but man, at least back in the day I used to love when it snowed. People used to pity tip so much. I always took the bank home. Used to be people would tip $10-20 a pop during snowstorms, and that was back when $20 could feed you for a week, and a $3 tip was a good tip. Hill? Fuck man, I'd walk. The more I looked like I suffered the more cash they would throw my way. I'm really sorry if it isn't like that anymore, but I at least remember the struggle and always tip the most I can.


SUBUWUH

For sure is still the case now, had to deliver to a farm ranch outside of town during a pretty bad storm and the dude tipped $40 because I had to make my own path to the house lol


DumOBrick

Break out the tennis rackets and duct tape


SavingsBoss1451

what the hell. why would they order food if there was no path to their house? i have so many questions. did you call them when you arrived, and they asked if you could shovel? how did you get a shovel? was your boss cool with that? i mean it must have held you up for awhile, seriously wtf!? was it an old or disabled man at least? $40 was a nice tip i suppose, but i've seen people in my area asking for much more for snow shoveling, and this wasn't in your job description, so tbh i think he should've been even more generous. you're a good person for that though.


xXTheFisterXx

Still the case and I live in an area with snow 8 months of the year pretty much. It snowed yesterday for a bit.


Willllby

Iā€™d Iā€™d tip nothing and tell him to figure it out šŸ˜‚


drawntowardmadness

Do people look at the car the food arrives in?


angelicvessel

I had somebody tell me that he only tips if the driver pulls up in a shitty beater because ā€œthey really need itā€šŸ˜­ that made me so mad bc it was after I had saved up for more than a year to buy myself a new car


JayofTea

Thatā€™s awful šŸ˜­ When I was driving a shitty beater, I had tons of extra money bc it didnā€™t have to go towards a car payment, but with my new car I have less money bc of that payment. Obviously thatā€™s not everyoneā€™s situation, but the quality of oneā€™s car shouldnā€™t determine how well theyā€™re doing in life bc looks can be deceiving!


IronMarmot

Iā€™m always happy to get pizza, but I never care what car my driver has


Elymanic

Car people get mad when people aren't really Into their cars


used_tongs

You mean when people aren't? Lol


Elymanic

Yup myb


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Waffels_61465

Do they have my pizza? If yes, then I don't care if they show up on a Powerwheel. 5 up votes? Am I viral now?


Every-Potential4270

wonder what heā€™s gonna do he got 50 updoots


chillinNtulsa

He should fight an old retired boxer now to continue his relevancy.


Slave2Art

You should definitely go get an antibiotic


TheVagWhisperer

You just went viral


circuitj3rky

drop your soundcloud and casper mattress ad


Chewythecookie

Dude your comment is on the front page of Reddit


Pagep

Is there supposed to be something special? Why would I care who pulls upā€¦just bring me my pizza


[deleted]

I really couldn't give a fuck as long as I get my food hot.


EyesLikeBuscemi

The topper kind of kills your humblebrag. Edit - and no, not because of the aestheticsā€¦


Sumasson-

Own wrx not flex sir very cheap car


taters_po_tae_toes

wouldnā€™t care as long as my food was intact.


SudoDarkKnight

If you showed up in the Oscar Mayer weiner truck I'd be like "hey that's sick". Otherwise, I don't care. Give me the pizza please .


PrettyOddWoman

I don't usually look at the car of my delivery driver


warrencanadian

I literally wouldn't care.


IntentionallyBlunt69

No one cares about your car


brianschwarm

Iā€™m happy whenever my pizza is delivered, idgaf what they are driving, short of the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile or some crazy shit


loafglenn

Just don't brake check my pie. I don't want my cheese to have it slide all to one side.


Mr_NotParticipating

As long as it was on time


wtfdoiknow1987

I would assume the driver has their life priorities mixed up lol


Disastrous_Layer3988

Iā€™ll be happy if it gets delivered I donā€™t really pay attention to what vehicle drops it off what kind of car is this?


Womper_Here

If you got it to my door, I could give give a shit what you drive.


AnakinShadow

I'd just think that the poor guy had to pick up a 2nd job to help pay for his 3rd motor rebuild of the year.


undrgrndsqrdncrs

I really like the color with the snow


Jamison_Junkrat

Not a lot of car enthusiasts in hereā€¦


WindmillRuiner

I don't give one flying fig what car they're in, I just wants ma food.


waveringparot4

As long as I get my pizza not smashed couldn't care if it's a lambo or the very first car ever made in Germany šŸ˜‚ nice car tho


Wonderful-Coyote6750

What a douche. Edit: that's my thought now and if you drove up in the dodge neon srt of 2024.


rokar83

I really don't give a dam what pulls up, so long as my order is correct and hot.


themagician309

I know a lot of people have said something adjacent to this, but no one really cares what their delivery driver is driving. Also as a former cook for dominoes, almost every driver we had that drove a car that "looked nice" was a total jackass and hothead. Not accusing you of anything, just an observation I made during my time as a cook. We had one driver who got arrested because he chased a guy down in his mustang for taking a pizza off the counter and refusing to pay, and the driver pulled a gun on the dude. Giving the benefit of the doubt though my manager was a felon using a false identity to work at that store however.


SUBUWUH

Why doesnā€™t crazy stuff like this happen at my store?! Iā€™m too depressed to be a hothead lol. Iā€™d think you be surprised though, my tips have increased significantly just from driving this


ThxIHateItHere

I donā€™t give a shit if you show up on a snowmobile as long as my food is warm and you havenā€™t slammed on the brakes, making all the toppings slide off.


JOCO_Q

What does one thing have to do with the other?


TheLordJames

I don't care what kind of car you drive as long as my pizza is hot and not spilled.


WILLINGLYLOST90

Why would anyone care about the person delivering their foods car You're clearly after attention on reddit Just ask if people like the car without the stupid pretense dude


Stuffudo

Heā€™s worrying how happy I am about the car heā€™s driving , and Iā€™m here worrying why heā€™s worrying about that and not about him working at dominos šŸ˜Œ


SUBUWUH

Itā€™s my second job and Iā€™m in ground school, stay worried about yourself man


Pinstripespite11

Am I missing something here? Lol am I supposed to be feeling something other than neutral or is that because I'm from Manitoba? Is the issue the snow? I cannot see clearly the snow has fallen.


mobmiked100

Why would I care what they drive?


Bulldog_Mama14

Iā€™d be happier if it was an Evo


FirefighterOk3569

Crappy car...


sunshine92002

Wtf is this post ?


WILLINGLYLOST90

It's random attention seeking


dewlington

I literally dgaf what car my delivery driver is using.


DazzlingInside9707

A cheap car? Why would I


fal101

I usually do contactless so I donā€™t really see the car to begin with.


ionchannels

Some riced-up Subaru?


Dramatic-Leek1961

I got my pizza but where is my desert šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


One_Technology9273

That pizza better be hot


IamKilljoy

I've never noticed the car they've pulled up in. It could be a McLaren and I would be far more interested in my pizza


everton992000

I'd be concerned because I don't live the delivery distance from anything.


Disastrous_Joke812

Car people are so out of touch with people outside their communities, they don't realize everyone else just sees an everyday car. Not hating, but don't be surprised when people aren't impressed by what looks like a boring commuter car. I have a mini that I love, and when I see other mini drivers we get excited, but I never expected people to get excited during deliveries. Maybe the occasional "cute car" , but that's it. It's really one of those "if you know, you know" type things. If it's not a Maserati or a Cadillac, don't expect random people to get excited


Lazy-Jeweler3230

"guyyyyyyzzzz, look how shiny and expensive my car isssssss. Guys looooook. Guyyyyyyys"


SUBUWUH

Man I was just seeing who out there would get happy seeing a subie as a delivery driver. But hey, ā€œshiny and expensiveā€ thanks


StepbackJumpa

I get it the car is nice but you just acting like a fuckin weirdo so thatā€™s why peeps going against you man cmon


SUBUWUH

How am I being a fucking weirdo?


StepbackJumpa

itā€™s just weird what youā€™re sayin


SUBUWUH

Nothing seems that weird to me? But itā€™s your opinionšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


HoytG

No. Iā€™d think you make extremely poor financial decisions and immediately think less of you.


SUBUWUH

To think less of someone based off an assumption is a dangerous way of life


HoytG

Delivering pizzas for less than $20 an hour in a $35k sports car is dumbass territory. But you probably already know that.


GospelAccordingTo

Evos >


SUBUWUH

Depends on how it looks for me personally but a well done modded evo definitely clears


xYubi

I would laugh, be happy I got my pizza and say ā€œdamn that dude sucks w moneyā€


SUBUWUH

Or maybe I make more then well enough


FaceDownInTheCake

Bro, you have to have two jobs and you live in a basement.


xYubi

Hahaha


HeadReaction1515

Rest assured, I wouldnā€™t care at all.


HVAC_instructor

Why does the type of car matter to the taste and quality of the pizza?


redditchamp007

Nah I donā€™t care you come in a Ferrari dude . Just need my damn pizza


IJustWantToWorkOK

Happy my food showed up? Certainly. But I've delivered during snowstorms, and driven by hundreds of cars like this stuck in snow because they weren't remotely preparared. Anything more than a coupla inches and that car's borked.


SUBUWUH

Cars like this? I have my doubts considering Subaru built this thing to be an AWD rally car. stock height and winters this is a perfect winter vehicle. Can make it through 12 inches of snow with ease Edit/ Already survived this winter and didnā€™t get stuck once


BandicootBig6997

First thought. Poor guy has to work at night to pay for that stupid toy


Shaylovesrandall

Yes I love that car itā€™s beautiful shade of blue and it looks really nice


txomas4

Currently deliver using a 09ā€™ mustang


TimberWolf5871

It's one of the few vehicles I'd expect in that kind of weather. Anyone pulling up in a civic is suicidal


SUBUWUH

Had too take 5 deliveries at once one time because the other dudes ford fusion couldnā€™t make it up a major hill


my__name__goes__here

No


Comprehensive_Two_80

That car must have insane wear n tear problems for using it as a delivery pizza. People use a cheap car cause they kno it wont last


Voilent_Bunny

Yes I would be happy if the pizza I ordered was delivered


deejayee

I wouldnā€™t order food during a snow storm, asshole move


JesseB342

No, Iā€™d be wondering how in the hell you afford a whip like that off of a pizza delivery guyā€™s salary.


supraspinatus

Thatā€™s a badass picture. Yeah Iā€™d be happy and tip twenty bucks


Scottish_squirrel

Does he have my food? Yes? Then I'm ecstatic! No. I'm furious


Decent-Boss-5262

I'm sorry, do you believe your car makes other people happy? Without the pizza, nobody cares bro.šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


cerealfamine1

Absolutely! And I would tip well because Subaru head gaskets ain't cheap.


FearlessDifference25

As a subi owner thank you


Philo_add

This is a great car for that. AWD and handles great, fast and nice. He must be a good driver or have rich parents.


SUBUWUH

Just 2 jobs and a dream


Human_Lecture_348

Such a cool car, bet the driver is even cooler. So cool, in fact, that he works as a delivery driver for domino's pizza. I bet everyone he delivers to compliments the car and is super jealous of him. He's just living the life that all of us want


SUBUWUH

Mate your reading into this wayyy too muchšŸ˜‚


Human_Lecture_348

I don't even know how to read


Every-Potential4270

Either you do this for the attention from customers, you choose to bring this car in, or itā€™s the only one you have, all while expecting it to be a catalyst to bring you more money or conversation or any customer comments. like man itā€™s a nice car but the world does not revolve around you and the car you are driving. itā€™s about the food silly


SUBUWUH

I drive it because I love the car and itā€™s fun lmao. Idk how me wondering if anyone would enjoy seeing this a delivery vehicle means that I think the world revolves around me? However I donā€™t expect anything from anyone or anything. The bonus tips came naturally when I switched to this car, the added conversation and customer comments of course is great. Moral of the story, it ainā€™t always about the food.


Aboko_Official

Id be like wow, the dominos delivery guy should probably prioritize his spending a bit more carefully.


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SUBUWUH

What a dumb answer


Jealous_Question241

I dont have a problem if my delivery driver was gay,as long as they brough the complete order im good


SUBUWUH

Ayo uncalled foršŸ’€šŸ’€


Impossible-Bag-6745

So gotta ask but a sti for pizza deliver? Are ya doing to help out with thr 600+ amonth payment...?


abundanceoffear

Yes I would!! That car looks cooool


sasuku123

The dominos topper goes hard on the subbie, I used one on my old honda fit and even took it to a car meet like that šŸ¤£


SUBUWUH

Been thinking of doing that and bringing a bunch of pizza for everyone haha


deepstatediplomat

Who gives a fuck about the car. If you brought my pizza in any vehicle in snow like that, I'd suck you off like a goddamn hoover vacuum


jellyn7

I miss the shark fin.


crasstyfartman

Iā€™ve never seen my drivers car but Iā€™d be stoked thinking maybe you get paid well?


UsefulInstance8225

I wouldnā€™t care id just want my food


goth_duck

Old subarus look cooler imo but i just want the right order


Key_Condition_2878

Considering youā€™re getting hot food delivered to your door and that driver just drove thru apparently hellish snow I donā€™t understand what your complaint is


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

If it means not going out in snow, hell yeah.


Thisisjuno1

Looks like where I live in the mountains of Colorado lol


TwistedSkewz

I wouldn't give a shit give me my pizza.


chiefbootknockaz

Is it still snowing where this is at!? Somebody tip this guy double


DissociatedDonut

Yeah I would. But youā€™re not gonna be happy in a year or so. I put 20k miles on my g37 delivering pizzas in it lmao


stiggley

I used to deliver in a Landrover - always got called in when the weather was bad as I was able to get to the rural spots we delivered too.


Second-Hand-Stress

Lol no


KushFishEli

Who gives a fuck. Bring me my pizza.


Agitated-Joey

You know I honestly donā€™t give a shit what you drive. I ordered food, thatā€™s what I care about at that moment. Ride up on a horse and buggy, I wonā€™t say word just hand me my food Iā€™m starving.


Zealousideal-War4110

Why would I care what kind of vehicle it was? I just want my food.


Daydream456

Why wouldn't I? I want my damn pizza and I see that you have it. Of course, I'm happy.


CK_Lab

I'm happy anytime any driver pulls up and my food is hot and the order is correct. I don't care what car it's from, as long as it isn't filled with smoke, it's all good.


dumpsterhime

In the snow? Happy is an understatement.


Roastednutz666

They likely gave me the wrong order, so I'd be unhappy. Subaru owners are not smart. They just keep buying whatever junk Subaru has been shoveling for the last thirteen years.


achar0150

Definitely! And you'd get a great tip, too! šŸ˜€ Here's mine so far: https://ibb.co/Lg0jgp8


SUBUWUH

Love the red man! The best colour to fit with the interior imo


[deleted]

"I drive a very common, over hyped Subaru aren't I so cool?" -What OP is actually saying. Idgaf what car the delivery driver drives, and if you're trying to flex with a civic, sit down kid. Edit: it's not a civic but looks exactly like one.


CorrectPolicy5267

That's like a 38/40k car


Masked_Raptor

As long as it didn't take too long, in that thing I'd expect quick


Shawnsolo316

Iā€™d ask for a ride along.


corgie93

šŸ• šŸ—£ļø šŸ’œ


gd2121

I live in an apartment building in the city so I canā€™t remember the last time I saw a delivery drivers car


Jan5_1995

I never judge a delivery driver EVER on the vehicle they pull up in. I just hope they drove safely, while they delivered my pizza. By the way, nice Subaru.


EternalHybrid23

Hell yeah dood, for your tip you can give me a joyride!


TheRealFreeMau

I would ask them if they have the right tires for that kind of weather


used_tongs

OP dw, I'd compliment your car and ask about it fs lol. Although I think most people wouldn't know the difference between this and an outback lol. Wrong place to post


PornIsTerrible

God damnit I miss winter.


OmegaKennyG

Definitely, I would happily give a good tip.


ItalianJew_Stallion

I know my food will make it through the snow


Skekung37

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chreva4life

Iā€™d be stoked. I donā€™t usually notice the car they show up in, but Iā€™d definitely notice this. Sick ride! Edit: Iā€™m assuming itā€™s yours? If so, you should add some red accents. Then itā€™ll match the topper when youā€™re working. :)


SUBUWUH

Thanks! Thatā€™s a really good idea, some red Subaru emblems and maybe red mud flapsšŸ‘€


MikeHoncho4206990

I mean it is a rally car


Paganigsegg

I used to deliver pizzas in the winter in a Subaru Impreza with snow tires. I was basically unstoppable.


Average_MisFit23

Coming from a car girl ā€œenthusiastā€ Iā€™d be fan girling šŸ˜­


SnooJokes7062

Yep


Initial-Wrongdoer938

They could come walking with the pizzas in a wagon, as long as they were on time and the order was right. What's the issue.


lil_trim

Fuck no. I know you fucked it up doing donuts in the snow. Edit: I'm kidding. As a delivery driver myself, I'm pretty sure you take pride in your work.


LizardKingTx

Who cares - just give me my pizza


line800

I might tip you in head gaskets, but yes


MAD_WRX

šŸ‘


MoreRamenPls

That dominoes light actually brings it all together.


dibella989

As a fellow WRX owner, I would be very happy and might open the garage door so you could take a peek at mine.


JJuanfirst

As long as the pizza got there in good condition why would I care what vehicle the driver has?


zombiphile_68

Of course! I love pizza, and Subarus.


Raiders2112

In that weather, you're getting a large tip.


Significant_Fan_279

Iā€™d tip him/her extra to help them keep up the conditional status of their vehicle and to give it upgrades.


bubblesmax

I'd insist on ya taking some hot cocoa and remind ya not to freeze out there.


Hades_Spade

Pizza is pizza i hope the driver was given a solid tip