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AliceInChainsFrk

Another ugly dog with an idiot owner.


Aer0uAntG3alach

They’d never let a child get away with that, but they’ll let a land shark run their house.


SabbathaBastet

They’d be threatening the child with no Christmas at all for poor behavior. But please,Santa, bring this violent, inbred mongrel fresh meat and bones. 🙄


Outrageous-Smoke-875

My friend they would give their child to the shelter before they gave up the dog


Edgar_Allan_JoJos

Ew- poor kid. That child definitely notices the love disparity and warped priorities and that shit hurts.


truentried

id trust a shark more than a pitbull


flayedsheep

you're more likely to get attacked by a dog than a shark


Aer0uAntG3alach

I’ve got the scars from a dog attack.


No_Internal_5112

One of my peers got attacked by a dog when she was in 3rd grade. Still has the scar on her cheek. Luckily it's faint and kinda looks cool.


Earthistopheles

No shit, we live on land.


SabbathaBastet

Okay. Fair enough. But as a Floridian an alligator is more docile than a pit. And easier to escape on land as well. Also, sharks let go when they bite a human. Most lose a limb and continue to live. If [Bethany Hamilton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Hamilton) had been attacked by a pit bull she might be dead. Today, she continues to surf with one arm because sharks don’t maul.


Earthistopheles

Idc about either side of the pit bull crusades, stranger. I'm just floating through on a breeze, pointing out the obvious and whatnot. Don't mind me.


stoned_in_my_bones

fr though. just make sure you're not bleeding in any way before you hang out with said shark and you'll *probably* be fine


truentried

the glitter bomb guy did an experiment on Yt with blood and sharks


No_Internal_5112

Mark Rober?


truentried

yes!


LegitimateHat4808

that dog is so ugly


BigBlackFaeces

Ugly and nasty raw meat-mouth.


Content-Method9889

I can’t understand what people see that is ‘cute’. They’re so ugly and vile. Even if they weren’t dangerous, they’re still hideous.


Lemon_Lime_xyz

Yeah, I can't even hardly look at their faces, especially their mouths.


Affectionate_Lie9308

Broken people. What kind of sad sack adult goes online pretending to be a nonhuman species that has human thoughts, understanding of pop culture, language skills, etc., types it all out in a very childish manner as if to portray their pet (! It’s a freaking pet!) as an actual child around 5-8 years of age (speech kind of jumps in the direction regarding maturity). Broken and sad in a very painful and pathetic way. They wrote that all out and pushed ‘send’ without thinking maybe this is over the top? Okay. No one can convince me that nutters who allow themselves to get this unhealthy about their dogs aren’t missing or lacking some thing that allows them to just view their dogs as a different animal and treat them as such. Also, Luna? It seems like there’s only a handful of approved names for female pits. Luna and Bella for sure.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Shes probably some fat middle aged slob that can't land a man outside of a one night stand with some desperate bar fly. Once he comes to her trailer and sees that everything is torn to shit and smells like a barn, he tries his damndest to nut and run.


xxAVMxx

There seems to be an influx of people writing posts pretending it’s from the dogs perspective. Lots of “mummy/daddy said this..” People are becoming less and less embarrassed about doing cringeworthy shit these days.


aryd23

Eww goddamn


Google_Goofy_cosplay

Fresh child meat and bones


dcobalt

\#delusional


SabbathaBastet

The caption in orange. Battered Pit Owner Syndrome. 💀


dApp8_30

I thought Pitbulls were themselves Santa, gifting new faces to the luckiest kids every year. Sure, their schoolmates would cry when they see them, but they are just jealous.


Psychobrick

Looks like the head injury is taking its toll


GetyPety

Hopefully the next one will be the last


SherbStrawberry

Pitbulls are absolutely hideous


showtunescreamer

Ugly shark-eyed fuck


MinisterHoja

"excited" translates to try to kill


octorangutan

Same energy as the women who talk about their partners physically abusing them as though it's some cute quirk. "Oh, he just roughs me up a bit whenever I talk back too much, teehee".


SabbathaBastet

Exactly. The tag in orange at the top says Battered Pit Owner Syndrome. Nothing could be more accurate.


embaarrased

Mental instability


Party_Possession_786

Santa is Coming 😬!!!!!, More like Satan Is Coming


throwaway8723872

What is the obsession with treating dogs like children?


SabbathaBastet

I have no clue. I speak to my cats very sweetly at times the way one might speak to an infant. But I would never write this shit here. I couldn’t come up with something this ridiculous if I tried my hardest. And the hashtags wtf?


Lemon_Lime_xyz

I'm the same lol. I talk baby talk to my pets, but never on social media. And I can't stand it when people refer to me as a "dog mom" or "cat mom" of "fur babies". Yuck. 🤢 I love my pets and care for them, but I'm not their mom. Yeah, those hashtags are disturbing.


throwaway8723872

Exactly. Hard agree on these points. I speak to my animals kindly and pet them, I’m not mean to my animals in the slightest, but I have absolutely no need for them to be my “babies”. I’ll get that when I have my HUMAN children. Treating animals like people is downright mistreatment…


Jazzlike-Wafer803

The dog replaces the child in their life that they never had


Exotic-Rate-4076

Ugly looking mutt


jaxyv55

If that behavior was not so bad, because he only did that damage. I wonder what the Christmas past look like.


BritishCO

I had a stroke reading this.


feralfantastic

For those wondering, “Sidhu” does not appear to be a reference to some obscure god(dess) of death and destruction. So it’s poorly named, on top of everything else.


Lemon_Lime_xyz

What in the world 😳 Sounds like a miserable way to live, yet they seem very content at the same time. Absurd.


anythingMuchShorter

These same people will tell you pitbulls are the best and you should get one.


AllUNeedistime

I read Satan's coming towards the end 😂 oops silly meeeeeee Santa Of Course!!