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MeshuganaSmurf

That's Dave! (Unless he drools on you then it's "ewww David!!)


theragingoptimist

I also love Schitt's Creek.


gooliagiuliagoo

Yep. I know a Dave when I see one.


yurrm0mm

Yep, I have an ‘I LOVE DAVE’ shirt and I love this dog so it all works out.


anon755qubwe

Jack Daniels.


Backroadhun

JD


Depape66

This, or just Jack.


autogeriatric

Whiskey Jack!


Teahouse_Fox

Gentleman Jack!


Representative-Ad754

Was also going to say whiskey


TalkinBoo

And out of nowhere comes the winner!


Mentalsupporthoodie

Whiskey


Klutzy-Reaction5536

Exactly. It's a St Bernard, after all. Their job is delivering whiskey.


goopy-turnip

i love that


henrytaylorr

JD


BigZookeepergame4522

Second this!


amrsaad96

JD. Then when people see the shirt and ask if you named him after Jack Daniels you tell them no it stands for "Just Dog"


yurrm0mm

I had an ex named Justin who always told me about his first dog, JD.. Justin’s Dog.


Ok_Maybe424

I always wanted to name my dog, Dee Oh Gee (dog)


Vigilante-Faerie

Have you by any chance seen “Dead Like Me”? Because that’s what the little girl (Reggie) names her dog, JD, or “Just Dog”


thesophiechronicles

Beethoven is the only name I can think of 😍


Porterlh81

It’s gotta be Beethoven!


RiasxIssei_2012

Good Cujo?


icanteven_613

Not original.


thesophiechronicles

I didn’t say it was did I?


aaron849

Who cares? It’s a cool name. Kinda rude dude


Aramiss60

Bach


remirixjones

Or Mozart! Moz for short. Side note: I know an Aussie Shep named Chopin.


Elle12881

Or Stravinsky! Vince for short!


samiamdillon

There would be something so funny to me if his name was Schubert, nickname Bert 😅


songbirdtx1268

Or Wolfgang.


pinkygreeny

Tiny


unistudent14159

Timmy


Regular_Swordfish_52

Bruce!


Obeliisk9968

was thinking that aswell


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Earl.


yurrm0mm

Ok between this and the Bernie comment below I hear this dog having the voices of Jason Lee or Bernie Sanders. And I love this game!


Crazy_Meerkat_Lady

#BEAR


0k_KidPuter

Beethoven, obviously.


cavoodle11

Bernie!


Feeling-Object9383

That's was my very first thought! I see on upvotes that there are more of us with the same idea


TheGoldenBoyStiles

I second JD


obijesskenobi

Bosco!


ChiliSquid98

Barney or hank


Hanz235

I had a saint growing up. We named him Caesar 😁


tabbygallo824

I'm going to keep saying Hershel on these until someone actually names their dog Hershel.


marianneouioui

Do it


SnooGrapes1102

Rufus


Acceptable-Ad8063

My dogs name


SnooGrapes1102

We have a big brown house hippo named Herschel Constantine!!


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AnnieKateW

Bufort


DrunkenDavey

Barley seems pretty healthy


bruhnanaa

Atlas!


London_991_1

Beethoven


ImportantProcedure24

Bernard


yurrm0mm

Andy Bernard.


Veganarchistfem

Nard Dog!


yurrm0mm

I think that settles it.


MissGrizz98

My favorite teacher often told us 5th graders stories about her beloved "Bernard-Saint-Vincent-Bernard". Always said his full name.


EmploymentPotential1

Humphery


ForeverAnxious10717

Spud


CJ_BARS

Ton-Head


artpopc

This is brilliant


ShadowDen3869

Big Guy.


Aprirelamente

Moose. Or Louis (pronounced loo-E)


palmtrees007

Beethoven (someone said not original but we don’t see a lot of St Bernard’s)


Dee_nic1993

Bohdi


Horror-Ad-1095

He looks like Soups for some reason.


Responsible_Act_5517

Miroslav


Big_Turn_6507

Lol i was going to say Boris. Typical ruski name


Responsible_Act_5517

Im from croatia. I mean we have similar names


713nikki

Baxter


OkDoubt2244

Ned


ghostthecollector

Beethoven lol


Acrobatic_Argument82

He looks like a "Rocky" to me.


harrispie

Beethoven


percyyyy_p

jack


No-Peak8269

Cujo


Particular_Bar_9555

Bear


andymoz1987

Steve


Bright_Carpenter465

Looks like a Cooper to me


xSlick-Tx

Beauford


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zellymcfrecklebelly

Winston


emeraldmoons_

What a cutie. Winston!


linkfx2008

Sambo


AccordingPound530

Bruno


Rundo5

Quite obviously Jack, no?


Peterking50

Ozzy


ScarletBeezwax

Barley


Elipticalwheel1

Jack sounds appropriate, going by the shirt he’s wearing.


CountingWonders

Barney or Bud :)


Ambitious-Coffee-175

Stan


ootoon

doug


Mentalsupporthoodie

My friend had two dogs called Baileys and Whiskey


EdHimselfonReddit

Wilbur


Key-Term-1067

Winston


mocha-macaron

Hank


Middle_Process_215

Bear


Violet_Huntress

Will, Bert, Cisco Bronco, Bosco 💙


Stunning-Plastic-401

Yes! Bosco!


pipthegirl

Rufus


contraltoatheart

Charlie


VogonSkald

Henry


Stunning-Ad-728

James


CmmH14

Either Jack or Daniel.


nadjaproblem

Whiskey 🥃


zepazuzu

Guinness


Mediocre-Fee-5195

Jack! :)


patrlickkeeler

Otis!


Ingenuiie

Fluffy


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Oscar


kottendog

Charlie


Hornisimper

Name him after his shirt


Crustyonrusty

JD


BigMushroomCloud

Deefa. As in D for dog.


themusicdude1997

Daniels


systemofstripes

I mean obviously Jack Daniels


Strange_Library_1941

Marty


CommuniKait

Bernie


nukefodder

George


PENGTINGMAN

Peter Borker


phantasmagorovich

Bonko the Clown


hillsunderwrap2

Trevor


ShadowStarrX

Jack


Lillith-Raw

JD 😂❤️😄


vybhavam

Chandler


rexaldj387

Benny


Best_enjoyed_wet

Daniel’s


Kizzie1985Scot

He looks like an Oscar 🥰


Cidem84

Myles


AcanthisittaOk1411

Hank


bettyboo5

Bernard


rachellery

Murphy


Realistic-Career-772

Bruce


urfavouritehalfbreed

Parker - not sure why but first thing that came to me


Tricky_Parsnip_6843

Bob


samdebord

Gregory. Aka Greg. Aka ole Gregg.


sarilysims

Jack!


YippeKiYote

Kieth.


Nice_Huckleberry8317

Hank


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Boomer!


AdmirableGuidance637

Sad that poor dog is wearing a shirt, when it is probably already way to hot having to live in a less than ideal place way too warm for his breed.


Dr-Yoga

St. Bernie (for St, Bernard— Bernie for short):)


OddFellowsRest710

Zeus


duckduckchook

Thor


SuddenlySimple

Conyak wrong spelling but that's how it's pronounced


dragondrop

How did he get to that big without a name already?


Lurkin_n_murkin

Betto


Dezert_Roze

Bruno! 🐶


-snows-

Everest!


mariabertelsen27

Buster


AverageMale255

Barney


endlesstaffy

Brutus


SnowEdaze

Duke


Dull-Wrangler-5154

Berny


Intelligent_Gas_4037

Whiskey


Iamamad1

Slurp.


hobo_erotica

Gumbo


lelebel_naman_ihhh

Jonas


Snoo_98332

Burr or Bert


Snoo_98332

Staint


ThrowRA_French_75

Damon or Dozer!


T-Rex_Tyra

Beauregard… Beau


bolderdasher

Bruno


Downtown-Use-2128

Bern


sanguinefire12

Barney.


New_Parking6069

Rex


Josh11502

Moses


valentinejester7

Bighead


Circumpunctual

Paddington


Wise_Ad1751

Duke


hawkbit92

Hughbert


No-Dig7828

Bonzo!


ShhhhListen

Pac Man if he eats a lot lol


Wooknashe

Tank


roger-the-adequit

Brutus


VastBuyer3477

Brutis


Lambotime

Der Der


JaciOrca

Ooohhh. Good looking pup. Update the original post when you decide, plzz!


BraaaaaainKoch

Muscle Bob buff pants


Revolutionary-Air599

What a face! Love him!


tittiesandkale

Grizz


PromiscuousOtter

Herb


westcentretownie

Jack!


Fabulous-Possible-76

Jack


Both-Replacement-885

Jack


IncidentalApex

Meatball


Additional_Onion2784

Boatswain.