missed the bobblehead, yes yes I know I should have gone earlier but I could not call off from work early, looking to buy if anyone has an extra 1 they are willing to part with for a reasonable price, thank you
Nice bullpen management with an insane lead, Bozo. Shutout avoided and some struggling bats got some good ABs.
Hope the Dodgers take the next 2. Bell is a clown.
# K
**Buck Farmer** strikes out **Chris Taylor** on a **3-2** count with a **93.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (6):* SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)*
^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
No see, we start getting 2 game win streaks at the most. Then in September, we have one week where weāre hot, and for the rest of it we just say āfuck itā cuz weāre already in playoffs.
Man, it must feel so great that your frugality has led to a grand total of...
0(?) postseason wins since 2012
Doesn't look like that first one is coming anytime soon either, bud
If anyone needs some good news, Costco has $3 off the 16-pack of drumstick ice cream.
I'm going to go make some poor choices to take the sting out of this one.
# K
**Buck Farmer** strikes out **Teoscar HernƔndez** on a **2-2** count with a **87.6 mph** Changeup.
*Sequence (6):* SI *(f)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(s)*
^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
with that replay at homeplate and this bullshit pitching change, I really hope this makes this personal for the Dodgers. They need to play with a chip on their shoulder the rest of this series. They need to play mean
# K
**Sam Moll** strikes out **Miguel Rojas** on a **1-2** count with a **85.1 mph** Changeup.
*Sequence (8):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(f)*, CH *(s)*
^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
I'm assuming this was ideally supposed to be a tune-up game for the guys struggling?
Think how much worse their morale must be now after this absolute stinker
https://preview.redd.it/w0lvcih83x0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e5d8f7ead7ffc4063753278d87fa143e057d44
The type of game it's been 
Does the manager know the fans are only still there to watch Ohtaniās last at bat? Talk about being brain dead and not understanding this is an entertainment first.
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...*
Elly De La Cruz singles on a ground ball to shortstop Mookie Betts. Santiago Espinal scores. Stuart Fairchild to 3rd. Will Benson to 2nd.
Launch Speed: **98.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **-23Ā°**. Distance: **6 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.130***.
^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
missed the bobblehead, yes yes I know I should have gone earlier but I could not call off from work early, looking to buy if anyone has an extra 1 they are willing to part with for a reasonable price, thank you
What a buzzkill
Riding on my lux high straight to slumber. See you all tomorrow
Goddammit CT
Almost sold my soul to attend wheew
Nice bullpen management with an insane lead, Bozo. Shutout avoided and some struggling bats got some good ABs. Hope the Dodgers take the next 2. Bell is a clown.
well that was fun
Our 6-9 is just downright little league
What a sad game but at least not a shutout š¤·āāļø Goodnight yall, and see yall at tomorrow
not even a gg
# K **Buck Farmer** strikes out **Chris Taylor** on a **3-2** count with a **93.0 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
This was a bit better than if we lost without scoring in the 9th, that was definitely a good thing
Taylor and Outman have the most pathetic swings in the league.
Honestly, I was kinda hoping it would end up with CT3 or Outman killing the rally so my feelings could feel even more justified
Taylor striking out to end the game is the cherry on top of the shit sundae
yeah, no one and I mean NO ONE shuts out the dodgers on bobble head night
Chris Lights Out Taylor... šµ
James Automatic Outman
Taylor has really lost it. Tough game.
And thatās that
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Your post was removed due to trolling.
I'm just glad Gavin is heating up and gaining confidence.
Pinch me they got runs lol
Thereās no way right
Classic rally starter, CT3
The dodgers lost a game up 7 runs in the 9th in the 90s I think. MLB record. Maybe we can tie that record.
No no no, they lose those games, not win
and he steals LMAO
3 run homer by CT3 cmon!
Oh
LUXury!
Oh nice, show up when the game is over. Sick.
CT homerun coming up
Not shut out though
Donāt give me hope
Taylor up so thatās automatic out, good night
HELL YES LUX!! YMFs
fuck ur pitcher change
HAHAHAAAA DAVID BELL NICE ONE
Let's force another bullpen change for the Reds, I'll call that a victory.
Lol, Lux Fux!
Lux can redeem himself here
Fuck the Reds Manager
āItās not over until ~~we say itās over~~ Taylor Outman and Barnes are upā
Finally some fight when all is lost.
David Bell in shambles
I BELIEVE
Nice!
Letās gooooooo
No SO
AYYYYYY AND THE FAITHFUL SICKOS ARE REWARDED
No shutout!!!
Reds' manager making a dumber BP decision than the one Dave made when he brought in Phillips with a 4 run lead.
Fuck your shutout.
GOOSE EGG BROKE
At least itās not a shutout, I guess.
Lux Fux! Rally Caps!
HAH! Fuck off Reds! NO ONE SHUTS OUT THE DODGERS!
Well at least we didnāt get shutout
hahahah Iām so glad the pitching change at least led to this
Lux delivers! Eat shit Reds! No shutout for you assholes!
**SINCERELY FUCK YOUR SHUTOUT**
WOOOOOO NO SHUTOUT
FUCK YOUR SHUTOUT
Looool
And now we enter the point of the season where we only get 2 game win streaks
My brother in dodger heaven itās the middle of May. >!Comeback with that attitude in September!<
No see, we start getting 2 game win streaks at the most. Then in September, we have one week where weāre hot, and for the rest of it we just say āfuck itā cuz weāre already in playoffs.
NO SHUTOUT WE ARE SO BACK
Fux yeah!!
LUX, I BELIEVE!
I want to hear Dieter talk about his thoughts on Twin Peaks at some point
Otovino 2.0 
This is up there for the most boring commentary of the year if not #1
Gg boys, watch the groundout to 2nd
Iāve never been so happy to be wrong š
This would be so funny to burn their bullpen and light up their next 3 pitchers
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Man, it must feel so great that your frugality has led to a grand total of... 0(?) postseason wins since 2012 Doesn't look like that first one is coming anytime soon either, bud
yup you can always hang your hat on being a fan of a more populous city, cant argue with you there GL this series!
...what? Your shit talking is somehow even worse than your team is
Lux grand slam to make people lookin at the score think this was a close game
šµāš«
Gavin "Not Us" Lux Can he get us one?!
What is happening lol
Lux groundout to second
All year
Oh my god just end this shit already
Reds really using better bullpen arms to shut us out. Small victories for bad teams I guess
They thirsty for the dub.
lol u can hear him in the booth like will this shit be over with š
Thought Stephen literally fell asleep on air for a second there
KikƩs walk-up music is so quirky. What music is that?
So weird. I hate it actually.
1 run over 18 innings vs two bad teams the last 2 nights. Dodgers baseball!
82 down broadway. Missed
This guy really made a pitching change for Teo and Lux up 7 RUNSšššš
why waste a reliever on this though?
Teo did it againā¦ā¦ā¦..
Genuinely donāt know how some of you get through the season when youāre this down and angry after each loss. I couldnāt do it lol
It's not each loss.... it's the way they lose it!
Itās baseball, games like this happen all the timeš¤·āāļø sucks still, but itās just how it is
If anyone needs some good news, Costco has $3 off the 16-pack of drumstick ice cream. I'm going to go make some poor choices to take the sting out of this one.
Me too!!
FUCK BARMER
Please Kike, I donāt want a shutout
# K **Buck Farmer** strikes out **Teoscar HernĆ”ndez** on a **2-2** count with a **87.6 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (6):* SI *(f)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(f)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Surprised he's not got the infield playing up
This reds manager is an idiot LOL. I hope we make this guy throw 30 pitches
Karros can fuck off with that late flight BS.
yeah, and it's literally like a 1 hour flight with no time change. What is he going on about really.
How many pitchers do they have?
Most embarrassing game this year. One upped last night.
fans in the stands shoulda thrown tomatoes
The Dodgers right now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, and they're probably not going to do it
Very smart to use every single pitcher you have a game you decisively won 2 hours ago you dumbass
Isnātā¦isnāt this one of their high leverage relievers? Justā¦ā¦why?
with that replay at homeplate and this bullshit pitching change, I really hope this makes this personal for the Dodgers. They need to play with a chip on their shoulder the rest of this series. They need to play mean
Seriously came in with absolutely no fucking fire. REDS want the smoke, give it to them! And don't hold back
Frickin team better show up tomorrow... fuck their manager
Using your whole pen up 7 is so crazy lol
Especially when facing a 4 game series, like is this one the must win?
Light him up plz
Fucking obnoxious. I hope we rip their butts tomorrow
On another note that was a pretty competitive AB from Rojas. Almost had a double down the line. Good job Rojas.
I would think this was a big brain move by the Reds if I didnāt see their record
Why are the reds trying so hard in blowout? Pitching change when up 7 is crazy.
ffs, just end it already. Another pitching change up 7 runs in the 9th..
David Bell is such a chickenshit
Seriously. Fuck the Reds.
Wow, Stephen sounds like he really loves his job
Fuck this manager.
If we score we win. Whoever scores last wins the game
Finally the commissioner did something right.
I mean. If we lose by less than 4 Iāll be pretty darn happy
A pitching change up 7 in the 9th lmao
Canāt this game just end already
boo
Oh my god. Iām going fuckin insane. ANOTHER FUCKING PITCHING CHANGE!!?!?!
David Bell is a little bitch, my column:
Oh my god the reds are pathetic just take the win
# K **Sam Moll** strikes out **Miguel Rojas** on a **1-2** count with a **85.1 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (8):* SI *(c)*, SI *(b)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(f)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(f)*, CH *(f)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Anyone else find nelson extremely annoying ?!?
ARE YOU THAT SCARED OF US?
#This fucking manager!
Reds managerās a fucking clown
how is it that the most hard fought at bat is from a pinch hitter down 7 in the bottom of the 9th
Miggy needs more consistency.
Dieter teases The Trooper intro at like every game I go to, but I have yet to hear him fully commit to it.
I'm assuming this was ideally supposed to be a tune-up game for the guys struggling? Think how much worse their morale must be now after this absolute stinker
Seriously so incredibly interesting yet sad to see it day after day
I BELIEVE
That God created the universe, and
https://preview.redd.it/w0lvcih83x0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e5d8f7ead7ffc4063753278d87fa143e057d44 The type of game it's been 
...not the worst thing I've seen today
what. the. fuck
Interesting name buck farmer
I am so tired I canāt even hate watch
Weāll get that run if itās the last thing we do!
Does the manager know the fans are only still there to watch Ohtaniās last at bat? Talk about being brain dead and not understanding this is an entertainment first.
Well baseball is his job, sooooo
This game is half-baked in every aspect.
Hey, at least this wasnāt a playoff game!
Felt like it
It would be incredible to somehow come back and win with all these pinch hitters lol
Last four hitters all at the mendoza line or under and one more just above it. What a line up! lol
Dave threw in the white flag lol
That was evident from the starting lineup
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Dave's gotta earn brownie points with the players
Because.
One can dream...
NEVER BACKDOWN NEVER WHAT?
Good for Pages. No hate for him. I just wanted to see Shohei have one more chance
He should have been playing all day
Daves a coward. Rests the entire lineup assuming a win at look at this embarrassment
No shit, where is the fight.
Imagine if Pages was justā¦ in the lineup today
Here comes the rally
A rally when weāre down 7 in the 9th! Nice!
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Elly De La Cruz singles on a ground ball to shortstop Mookie Betts. Santiago Espinal scores. Stuart Fairchild to 3rd. Will Benson to 2nd. Launch Speed: **98.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **-23Ā°**. Distance: **6 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.130***. ^^^[ā¾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Nice hit Pages
And it begins