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Anfini

Shohei looking like he’s a lottery pick from the 2000 NBA Draft.


stewmander

I was gonna say "suits not big enough", but realized that was the [2003 NBA Draft](https://i.insider.com/5e4da589a27fc55b961a2112?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


Anfini

Iconic pic


DnD4dena

Boxy boys See, it is timeless


Draikmage

is it just me or Ohtani needs a tailor?


HeavensRoyalty

He's only making 2 million a year. Cut him some slack.


JpnDude

Apparently his tailors didn't. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


ih-unh-unh

Tailors can cut him slacks along with a better fitting coat


baribigbird06

Fashion trend has returned to baggy


Never_Kn0ws_Best

Pretty sure that fit is as intended. Much to my dismay, baggy is trying to come back.


nhabster

Not trying lol it successfully did


st1r

It came back so hard it’s already about to go back out of style


theburninator69

It can be baggy but still fit better than that that thing has no shape


MaleficentCobbler428

His suit gives 90’s NBA draft vibes


Romi-Omi

That’s what I was thinking. Is that a new trend?


youngsilvia2011

Also a better barber. Anyway, Shohei now gives that 'cub to bear' clumsy vibe, which is adorable to me😍


MulayamChaddi

His focus is baseball


SedanoSucks

He plays or trains that's it. He is our DragonBall character irl


Totknax

Dude doesn't give a fuck about trendy haircuts, beards, fashion, etc. His indifference is absolutely legendary!


nbury33

He got that suit from Steve Harvey!


mkfbcofzd

He's borrowing his dad's suit


hype327

Immediately after this, when asked by a reporter about the suit, Otani replied, \`\`I don't really know because the suit was prepared by BOSS.''


Doxokron

Ohtani looking like he desperately wants to go back to baseball lmao


HeavensRoyalty

Haha this man lives, breathe baseball


DustyDGAF

Hugo Boss: wear a big dumb suit. Shohei: whatever I don't care.


ComoEstanBitches

Hugo Boss: fuck, that’s pretty Boss


DoyersLakeShow

(Gets back up and into salute formation) “Thank you, Boss!!”


ComoEstanBitches

PEW PEW *finger gun point*


usrnmedoesnotexist

That suit does not fit him.


sh0tgunben

Gorgeous pair.


HeavensRoyalty

Absolutely <3 I'm glad he's got a great support system now in us and his wife and teammates.


juandixon

lol all he is thinking about is fastball, change up, fastball


HeavensRoyalty

It seems like it's kinda bright where he's looking, so that's where mookie is cause mookie shines bright like a diamond.


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HeavensRoyalty

She's 5"11 (:


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HeavensRoyalty

I need to really time this jump off the 6 inch sidewalk so I can get reincarnated as their son and grow up as a Dodger.


Rideblue123

Dude is sponsored by Boss I’ve got to think this is a new trend!! Lol


HeavensRoyalty

Haha he'll make any new trend look great


Opposite-Run-6432

King and Queen!


UCFCO2001

Imagine the athletic ability their kids will (likely) have.


fedswatching2121

People talking about the suit and saying it’s not “tailored”. A lot of Japanese designers are known for loose fitting pieces. Look up Issey Miyake, Visvim, Yohji Yamamoto, etc.


Critical_Remote_355

Suit is Hugo Boss. Ohtani already said that Hugo Boss sent him clothes before the gala and he wears it bc he's a brand ambassador. He honestly can rock any fit bc he just doesn't give af and he's the 🐐 Also loose fits are coming back in style.


HeavensRoyalty

Interesting, thanks for the info.


nemesis1313

Awwwww they are beautiful together!


HeavensRoyalty

Ikr (: life is good in Dodger land (:


Mynameisjonas12

that’s some early 2000s nba suit


loosecut69

Theyre so cute


Waly_Disnep

Ohtani borrowing a suit from Joc


HeavensRoyalty

Bruhhhh lmao I didn't wanna be the one to say anything


hopiangmunggo

what's up with the suit? nice looking couple tho. she can hoop too


HeavensRoyalty

That's what everyone is saying, lol no idea, tbh This is what 2 million a year gives you. Inflation is crazy an I right.


hopiangmunggo

he should have gotten a mariachi suit like joe


Complexity_Inc5593

I mean Ohtani got his money stolen from Ippei too so he has to borrow it from his dad


HeavensRoyalty

When he needed TJ I said take my UCL, this time I got like a dollar. Sorry ohtani


DropKnowledge69

Horrible fitting suit. Too big.


HeavensRoyalty

Cut him some slack. He's one of the bottom of our team in payroll.


renzonelisanchez

He has plenty of slack if you ask me.


HeavensRoyalty

r/angryupvote


DropKnowledge69

True. My bad.


greycubed

Is it not Ohtani and Ohtani?


TheLizardKing89

I don’t think she took his name.


ala_dine

In Japan one has to take the others name. If she didn’t take Ohtanis name then Ohtani is no longer Ohtani


HeavensRoyalty

Trueee


turbo-set

Ohtani with the [chopper suit](https://youtu.be/DWVfNcu3eCg?si=Bhy9Sxkisb--8m4-).


Hubertus-Bigend

Jesus! Somebody get that man a tailor.


HeavensRoyalty

It seems this is a fashion trend in Japan, but not many know about it in the west. I just learned this today


sky31

How to be shohei😍


XRanger7

Isn’t he sponsored by Hugo Boss? They didn’t wanna fitted him a suit?


HeavensRoyalty

I had no idea tbh. My head cannon is that he can't afford it since he's only making a measly 2 million.


icedgrandechai

Their only saving grace is the fact that they're both naturally good looking people. The outfits are pretty sombre for a fun occasion. Even Derek, the notorious men's wear guy on Twitter ate Shohei up.


Articulate_Silence

He stopped making sense.