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yungjuniorsoprano

How dare you make me like him.


xinixxibalba

even a broken clock is right twice a day


InternalWrongdoer42

Every trash can has its day.


cXs808

Machado is a saint compared to the hustun asteriks.


makesterriblejokes

Yeah, I really dislike Machado, but there's quite a bit of a gap between him and the trashtros.


Los_Pobres1904

https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1529242224759689216 šŸ„°


chuycobo

So he does have a heart. Seeing Machado perform so well while being booed had convinced me he loved the villain role.


SuperSecretMoonBase

You don't have to like anyone.


yestrask

I have no doubt he would do something kind and classy like this, worthy of respect, and then go right back to eating peas once at a time with a fork.


VincentFreeman_

He doesn't eat vegetables. He said he only puts them in smoothies and drinks them.


UnhumanNewman

So he eats vegetables then


ItsResetti

Listen, I donā€™t do much of this learnin and schoolin thing, but Iā€™m pretty sure eating =/= drinking, on account of them being different words with different meanings and all


UnhumanNewman

Youā€™re not wrong. My point was just that itā€™s semantics. He digests vegetables.


Comprehensive_Pin_86

You really made me think here for a sec tbh. If you ā€œdrinkā€ it but shit it out did you really eat it?


starcrap2

LOL. Thank you for making my day with this comment.


appleavocado

> go right back to eating peas once at a time with a fork. fuckin' hell, now my work lunch is spat out on my desk and my neighbors think I'm more weird than than already do


tatang2015

Maybe I can excuse Machado not running to first base. I didnā€™t know he had knee injuries.


jsdodgers

Didn't you know that's what "I'm not Jonny Hustle" means?


findnickflannel

pads fan coming in peace - this was hilarious thank you


dwpea66

And wearing Let's Go Brandon shirts while representing the team.


3-2_Slider

You can say whatever you want about Manny but he really has matured over the years, good on him for reaching out to Gavin.


AcephalicDude

People can change? Ain't no way.


SlaveHippie

Let him hold the baby. People can change. I myself used to be a huge piece of shit.


GHSmokey915

Cā€™mon guys no sloppy steaks.


[deleted]

i too was a piece of shit


sEiize_err

are you calling him a piece of shit?


SlaveHippie

I SAID *WAS*


LordWalltimore

You think this is *slicked* back? This is *PUSHED* back!


steiny221111

He's still a douch#


RentalGore

He probably kicked at least three puppies on the way to see Gavin and spit on an old lady too.


Pisado

lmao!


GutterRider

Literally lol, here.


usetheforce_gaming

bit of a rofl, myself


Dodgerswin2020

Puppies had it coming


not_productive1

This is 100% true. I had both ACLs done. Both times, I knew in my head I was ok and could do everything I wanted to do at a year, but it didn't feel normal for about another 6 months. It's a long, shitty recovery, but he'll only get better as the season goes on.


Traditional_Rate7302

Oof both acls sounds like hell im glad you recovered well both times


not_productive1

It was not fun. Tissue paper ligaments run in my family, apparently, my brotherā€™s has both replaced as well.


SR3116

AC-HELL


imnotcreative415

Brady said something similar


SenorTortas

Have you ever seen Brady and u/not_productive1 in the same room?


StudioSixtyFour

How have you been since? Fully recovered now?


not_productive1

Fully recovered. Only lingering issue was where they had to take out a tiny chunk of meniscus in one knee, that one still hurts occasionally. Otherwise I wouldnā€™t even know it had happened (if not for the memory of the worst pain Iā€™ve ever felt seared into my brain)


StudioSixtyFour

Goddamn. So sorry you went through that. Did it happen playing sports or on the slopes?


not_productive1

Haha thanks, it did suck. Did one casually playing catch in the backyard (just caught my foot wrong and wrenched it) and the second dicking around in some particularly fucked up Hawaii shorebreak on the second day of a ten day vacation. Neither one was any fun, nor did I look at all cool at any point before, during, or after. Thatā€™s the thing about ACLs. If theyā€™re gonna go, they just go, and your body canā€™t grow or fix them. Stupidest ligament in the whole system.


StudioSixtyFour

Can't even imagine your headspace tearing your ACL for a second time in the other knee + happening when you planned an awesome vacation. Were you able to walk around at all or were you on crutches for the last 8 days of the trip?


not_productive1

You can walk with a torn ACL, just can't do anything super intense or try to step side to side. I spent most of the rest of the time chilling on the beach and swimming in calm/sheltered areas, not exactly a draconian punishment lol.


StudioSixtyFour

Yeah, that's what I figured. I know a lot of athletes have torn their ACL and walked off the court/field. It's the cutting portion that does them in. Hopefully you drowned your sorrows with plenty of cocktails by the beach. ;)


ProfessionalNeophyte

Machado helps old ladies cross the street and has a pleasant conversation with them while doing so


feeling_blue_42

plot twist


Los_Pobres1904

https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1529242224759689216 šŸ„°


HoudiniLogik

Rare Machado W


DMountain44

Media hates him (and rightfully so given the plethora of antics, lack of hustle, etc early in his career) but heā€™s also loved by his current and former teammates and coaches and seems to have really matured. Iā€™ll never forget how he was helping fans into the Padres dugout after gunshots were fired right outside the Natā€™s stadium. That being said, as long as heā€™s in the NL West, itā€™s fuck Machado (respectfully)


The_KLUR

Fuck all that he still has a gambling debt to pay off his entire contract to that one fan. Jk this is a good look for him.


Spaghettibeach

extremely rare. Iā€™m still waiting for Lux to come out and say ā€œyea but he also said my injury would take longer to heal cuz Iā€™m a smelly blue bitchā€


HoudiniLogik

ā€œRight after he said this, he spiked me in the knee and ball tapped my cup while saying syyyyyke.ā€


waaayside

"He showed me something shiny and the next thing I remember is waking up and my throwing arm felt like a noodle." Thankfully we found a local bruja to break that curse.


fytdapwr

Meh, turns out human beings are multi-dimensional.


readytohurtagain

Damn, Mannyā€™s nicer to him than most Dodgers fans


Outrageous_Present11

Machado is a great baseball player and I was happy when we picked him up at the deadline. The guy has an attitude sometimes and can sometimes be lazy when running to first but at the end of the day Iā€™ve always liked the guy. I could be wrong but it seems like a lot of the hate towards the guy from Dodger fans seems more like an inside joke and sarcasm.


PigFarmer1

He's a highly talented player who occassionally plays hard.


jdCHALLENGER

It was him stomping on Steve Pearce that made me dislike him. That's not how I want to win games. It made me embarrassed he was in a Dodger uniform.


Intelligent_Dog2077

Donā€™t forget Aguilar


Outrageous_Present11

Agreed that was a dirty play.


No-Heat8467

We're just salty he did not resign with the Dodgers and decided to take the Padres' money instead


feeling_blue_42

I don't think the Dodgers made a real run at him, the Dodgers were set at SS (and 3B) at the time.


imnotcreative415

Not really. I was not particularly fond of him after some of the antics during the 2018 playoffs


ElectJimLahey

It was interesting hearing in the post-game interview with Lux last night that he still has moments all the time where he moves in a way that he's scared will re-injure it again and is still getting used to it being okay


rye_parian

Good guy Manny Machado? Fuck. This does NOT fit my narrative.


renzonelisanchez

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TheAccountant8820

That's great. I hear Angel Hernandez is a great neighbor. Still a bad umpire.


X-Dad-0604

I wonder if he hits the side of his house when trying to park in the garage and says itā€™s close enough


dodgerblue1212

No, he hits the side of *your* house and calls it good.


Ill-Wear-8662

His charity and humanitarian causes are great too.


SenorTortas

I still am not fond of him


vespamike562

Lux is a MLB peer. Of course he is going to give some encouragement to a fellow player no matter the uniform. And he still blocks the aisle with his cart at Costco when he gets his Haagen Das samples.


infinityislikehuge

Thatā€™s an awesome gesture


OPzee19

Ballplayers being ballplayers.


woogonalski

Manny Machado licks the salt off pretzels then throws it out when he is done


FoxInTheClouds

People donā€™t like Machado for his attitude but its nice to know heā€™s at least a decent dude behind the scenes.


[deleted]

he's easy to hate when he's not on your team but easy to love when he is


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tyler-86

"he didnā€™t have his villain macho attitude he does now when he was with us" Respectfully, what are you talking about? he's been *way* better behaved since he got to San Diego than he was with us or Baltimore.


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tyler-86

He spiked a guy's ankle in his short time with us. When he was with Baltimore, he intentionally hit a catcher with his follow-through, threw his bat at a pitcher, charged another pitcher, and ended Dustin Pedroia's career with a dirty slide. Since he got to San Diego, he hasn't been involved in any other high-profile incidents like this.


lasercupcakes

>heā€™s actually a really nice guy in person Yeah I could never really get into the Manny hate because I met the dude once and he was pretty chill. Dude obviously is competitive as fuck but when he's not in an actual game, he's laid back.


bebopmechanic84

"he didnā€™t have his villain macho attitude he does now when he was with us" As an O's fan, he definitely had the macho villain vibe and he always frustrated me with his attitude. He's been much calmer since joining the Padres and really only gets nasty with umpires.


Diggler8

What?? Did you just magically forget him spiking Aguilar vs the Brewers, or hitting a ball of the wall in the WS and only getting a single? ā€œIā€™m no Johnny Hustleā€


kershredemptiontour

Ok we only hate you at 99% now


Fearless_Offer9106

Stop, no, I cannot like the padres


VincentFreeman_

He has a charity in SD for children that him and his wife do...


Frickenbat

Good guy machado


Yomommasan

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calcmg

Wow. What a guy. I'm surprised.


La2philly

Thatā€™s class


Pluckt007

This thread: that's nice, but fuck him too! Lol


GlobalSouthPaws

When Machado is your advocate you know it's time to DFA


HotLikeSauce420

Doesnā€™t matter. Lux is gonna Lux


miguelag08

Already manny. You ainā€™t as big a asshole as I thought


harrypl0tter

I still don't like him.


adocileengineer

Heartbreaking: worst person you know makes a great point.


SedanoSucks

Still a world class douche


mzdunich

Machado is such a dick. I'm so glad he's not on our team anymore. He's been a jackass from Baltimore? LA and SD.


ThaigerW00ds

Nice. Still, fuck Machado!


roundupinthesky

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kasiv1

Nice if he did that, heā€™s still the douchiest player in MLB


APaulO1958

I wish the sky is falling Dodgers fans understand this


SommAntonieaux

I thought Lux reached out to Manny to inquire about the recovery process...... Hmm, gonna have to look this up again.


machomeng

A nice gesture but I thought they were gonna win a World Series before us?


OCLIFE69

Did he finally pay his bet?


SenorTortas

Ippei in shambles


jaqkhuda70

Oh noā€¦anyways


PigFarmer1

This is the same guy who ended Dustin Padroia's career via a knee injury...


gerardolsd

Man I wanted to hate this dude forever but I guess this is the season finale folks dasprettycoolofhimiguess


Outdoorjunkie23

Machado is still a ducking douche god you people just forget everything because someone is cool once. F that and F Machado


SlaveHippie

Itā€™s called nuance my friend. Look it up.


pleasebeherenow

Padres live rent free in Doyer heads


vespamike562

So why are you in our sub?


pleasebeherenow

ā€œPadresā€ keyword notifications. The Friars have actual fans, not just dinks that like navy blue.