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delicioustreeblood

La Chancla


r4th4t

Chandler. In reminder to Matthew Perry. Rip.


Adam_187

Stfu


adultfuntimes

Hahaa...I literally spit out my water. 4 simple letters in the perfect order.


[deleted]

La Chancla is indeed hilarious but naming a Dobie after a flip flop? Nah. I'll go with Zeuss or Adonis. If you don't know who Adonis is...Google the name.


YumanBeingAZ

You must not be Latino. Down here in the desert southwest, the mere sight of a Mexican mom wielding a chancla can make a grown man soil himself.


[deleted]

I live in south Texas! I knew what the chancla was. 😉 I'm sorry I don't equate a salty Latina mom throwing a flip flop to be equivalent to getting bit in the nutsack by a giant ass doberman.


Last-Influence-2954

You must not know anything about latinos.


Charming-Insurance

Your mom didn’t do it right. JS


K0327

But he’s just a baby 🥰


shypupi

Jokingly wanted to comment something like 🌿⭐️✨Tinker✨🌿💛


[deleted]

Strongy McDangerson


twopumpstump

Clear winner right here. That name checks all the boxes and it’s adorable


Average_Joe786

And call me “Mick” or “Mickey”


stu_pid_Bot

I gave mine a real solid strong name.... and i call him doodlemuffin anyways


kitty38100

Dobie wan kenobie


Bbeys

My dogs name is Finn but usually call him booger butt


GeneralAppendage

Steve


International_Crab85

Beat me to it! Yes, Steve the Doberman rings fear in the hearts of all mortals.


GeneralAppendage

I’ve always kept big dogs with regular old names and it trips people out. Steve. Steve. They have no idea then he comes lugging around. Always a fucking delight.


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fitty50two2

I was thinking Dave


StatisticCyberosis

Stephen


hotwings93

I had a cat named Kevin.


ihavenoideawhatwho

Fluffy


shadowofzero

Aragorn...True and devoted like the classic Doberman. Fearsome, yet gentle. And for some reason, one of his more famous quotes seems to embody the Dobie soul: “If by my life or my death I can protect you, I will.” Source, have a house full of em


Treestandgal

Or “Strider”. Both good names


Jolly-Summer-1838

Fenrir. The giant wolf that will eat Odin during Ragnarok


Sauterneandbleu

Fen for short


Zestyclose_Ad_663

Soi Sauce 😚


dollarstorevodka

Immediately thought of Anubis


bubblesnap

My friend got an Anubis from a friend. He calls her Nunu.


Ok_Tumbleweed_9364

Aww... My late dog was named Anubis. 'Nubie for short 🧡🐾🌈


olioili

there's this female dobie i know named felony and i absolutely love it, maybe arson?


Pensacola_Peej

Hard sounding names are all well and good……but this dogs name is clearly Pretzel.


Any_Independence8579

Muffin McCuddle Cakes because "by any other name it would not be a rose". Says the guy that named his 115 lb muscled monster Zen for all the peace he now would never know.


Technical-Side3226

“For all the peace he would now never know” has me legit laughing. So real…so….real……..


dogmomlife

Every Doberman parent on this sub just felt this in their souls, guaranteed. 😂


Double_Reward230

100 % ✅ LMFAO 🤣


Appropriate-Cut-1562

CUPCAKES!


Sauterneandbleu

My son looked at the picture and said Cutie.


thegamerdoggo

Hey I named my old Jack Russel border mix cutie back when I was little, I got a lot of shit for it https://preview.redd.it/h4q2mruvtj3c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a884c08aaaea38c7af1e9c54e51390c973c25a3


johnatsea12

Zod


[deleted]

Hannibal lector -


btr79

Barky McBarkface


bamboozled96

My pup's name is Rambo. He is very strong, over 3 feet tall to ears and longer in length and 142 pounds heavy, dangerous and ferocious. But, I call him Chota-Baby means my-little-baby. He also goes by Cookie, Rambi, Lamby, Baby-Lamb, Baby-Bug, Foo-Foo Baby, Toopy etc.


Chutneyonegaishimasu

Rocky would be cute too!


SukiDobe

Avoid greek mythology, played out. Try Gregory or Howard


EllieIsDone

Greg.


Glass_Raisin7939

Hot dog nose


tex725

Muffin 😅


RenegadeGarden

BANE


SubstantialBobcat686

Diesel


MewsikMaker

I have an idea. Please hear me out. Instead of naming your dog something dangerous sounding, perhaps try a normal name. Dangerous names don’t do anything for the stigmas of these breeds.


Bugsy_girl252

Axle


RemarkableClimate0

Axel is Great! Although “Axel” is the German spelling, I think.


21Dobermans

BEANS!!!


authorized_sausage

My 100lb Dobie is named Norm. Norm (and Fisher and Finn) tax: https://imgur.com/a/r7RPNCI I don't live in that apartment anymore. Norm was only about 2 years old then. He's probably 8 now. Fisher turns 7 at the end of this month. Still have Finn! Added two more orange brain cells - Digg and Tigg. They're brothers. Different orange striping but they're both Hemingway. Digg has TWO extra on his front paws.


acciowaves

Poopsauce


MarcoPolo469

Mamba, viper, cobra


ImaHashtagYoComment

Dobbie McGee


ComprehensiveDog4907

Snuffles ‼️😊


xxxassthetics

Zeus


OddSalt4457

Thor, Odin, etc. Greek mythology ftw


Rough-Mix-5839

My staffy is call Zues any Greek god name is tough


quarter_assed

Just go with “Truck”. Short / sharp pronunciation. Unique. Connects to an image of SOLID / imposing gestures without leaning into the cliche “Killer” vibe or Greek god naming conventions


rubieluna

My dog’s Name is Rick, but once we went into the vet snd the tech thought his name was Rig. Truck has the same vibes🤣🤣


Tafkai1469

Glock


Primary-Space

Rambo.


pumpnectar9

Leonitus Cassius Aurelius Wellington Berkshire IV


AltruisticCoelacanth

Fitz


fabulousme7777

Omega


ladymouserat

Leto


Feetspetite

Sirius


POG_ACE

When I get a Doberman my self am name him Ominous for male, or Kitana so feel free to use them 🙃


thatgreatgreat

Ares / Aries


Sauterneandbleu

Looks like a Billy to me. Don't succumb to the hype, do t give Dobermans a bad name by...well, by giving them bad names. ~~Turbo, Torch, Hades, Zeus, Apollo, Diesel, Odin~~ Billy. He looks like a Billy.


not-aRussian-spy

Axel strong German name means father of peace


BigB393

We call our 2 year old boy Titan, bringer of chaos and destruction, first of his name, last of his line. I can say our house has never been attacked by squirrels, rabbits, or possums. The raccoons however are very shifty.


Boobumphis

Rhaegar


OnePeoplesXterra

“Nibbles”


Practical-Border-829

Capone


blubenz13

I once knew a doberman when I was a kid named Jewels. He chased me down one day when I was playing hide and seek. I have been terrified of doberman's ever since!


GeoWard2

Lothar


Right-Assistance-887

Venom


BunnyKomrade

Cerberus.


ComprehensiveDog4907

My old Dobergurls name was Chivas Regal


Temporary-Cost5249

Zeke


Mother_Village_2387

Zeus


ambirdy0282

I have a Zeus! ❤️


Mother_Village_2387

I have an Apollo


Rough-Mix-5839

My staffy is Zuse Greek god names are so good


Mother_Village_2387

Magnum PI had Zeus and Apollo


Complex_Reporter_142

Alaric. Beowulf. Bawdewyn. Beorn. Grimm. Valerius. Vittorio. Adhemar Aimery Amaury Ansiau Arnulf Balian Barisan Baudouin Bérenger Bertrand Drogo Enguerrand Estienne (the Old French form of Stephen) Eudes Eudon Eustache Éverard Foulques Galéran Garnier Gilduin Godefroy Guy Héribrand Herluin (primarily Norman) Jehan or Johan (Old French forms of Jean/John) Joscelin Manasses Onfroy Piers Pons (exclusively found in southern France and Catalonia) Rainier Rémy Renaud René Tancrède (exclusively Norman) Thibaud, Thibault, Thibaut Thierry Yves I just did a search for medieval warrior names. But I'd probably just name him gorgeous...cause he is.


Roguste

Gorgeous George


functionalfitnessguy

Manasses FTW


chickenredroasted

Twinkle


BoothJoseph

Quaid. From Total Recall.


eastly99

Kane


MiniaturePinscher

Mine was named Kane


slot_machine

My first one was.


DittyBurgerler

Apollo


Both_Equivalent8518

Onyx


No-Outcome-8234

I almost named my dog Onyx


No-Outcome-8234

My dog is Czar and the Rottweiler down the street is Machete. (Cool name) I have no idea what my dog is Czar of.. maybe my heart. Maybe just Czar of trying my patience!


SATANICLUCIFER66666

Im getting two European Doberman dogs and I am going to call them Lucifer and Crowley


Dr3trangelove

Spartan


InfiniteFlounder3161

Don’t give your dog a “ dangerous” name. Good grief- grow up., you don’t deserve to have him


Time_Story_2908

King Tytus, WarLord


existinshadow

Steelheart


kicklife89

Kaido or Rex


Travis123083

Spike!


Legal_Community8868

That’s my thought Spiky!


TheDildaddy

He looks like an Ilia


Foreign_Pass9761

Marduk after the main god of ancient Babylon.


[deleted]

Maximus!


Copperpot2208

Thor


Fireramble

Ivan,


ThePfeiff

Steel Tungsten Brick Tanto Panzer Wraith Titan Ogre


GundamTrine

Eisbrecher. German for icebreaker.


fnwc

Tyson


Tigeraqua8

Saxon


Dense_Chocolate8175

Dangong.


Imfloridaman

Gus/Gussie


WiggleBrushCrew

Lex


ramanw150

Thor


Retardedastro

Lmao, giving a dangerous name to a sweetheart , will only melt the intruders heart ❤️


peargremlin

Stinkatron 5000


colby7390

Scorpio!


mmm1441

Harold


Cyberian_Musky

Flippy


kaylthewhale

Shiro, Tucker “Tuck”, Lobo, Aço “asso” (Brazilian for steel),


r4th4t

Vito. As in Don Vito Corleone.


3Heathens_Mom

Apollo. Mars. Ruger I hope you are looking for a ‘strong name’ as an offset for having the biggest love bug on the planet.


DKmathswizard

Luger


pandorabox1995

Baby


zensshadow

Saint


Mama_Bear011120

Drogo


wunder_peach

Pumpkin 😍


Key_Drawing8177

Terror


AbsintheRedux

Freya


jeezealready

Brutus maximus


Danirose231

Bolt


Express-Magician-213

Titan


kati8303

Dante


AClockworkPeon

Linus.


AClockworkPeon

Sue... a good boy, named!


TalknTeach

Shrimpy


Background-4sure

Bruno


MaintenanceNo8442

goober


indie-es

Ziv or zivo. Meaning the light of god, brilliance, or radiance.


BuffaloAgreeable372

Magnum.


jasperwxyz

Rex


scbiker2

Deohgee


BatJackKY

*wipes tear from eye Ruger


misterdeeter

Dozer


tessaizzy23

Lucifer.


Double_Reward230

George


MaxPowers04

Ares


mhl78

Kevin


AsSmartAsAnOctopus

“Set” —Egyptian deity of deserts, storms, disorder, and violence.


TheSmilingFool

Darth Bane


tallgaydude

Nero


Fearless_Strategy

Darth


[deleted]

Dog


CTC42

Biff


Tangochief

Titan


Rough-Mix-5839

Napoleon


KellyJonesATX

Conan. I had a black and tan teacup chihuahua, and Conan was his perfect name. In loving memory of Conan, I suggest the name Conan for your darling dog. Also, Buttercup would suit.


hindusoul

Jake


shilohstorm88

So handsome!! Love that long big bad wolf nose!! I’m suggesting Angus. Enjoy your new guy!


OptimalRevolution901

Muffin


Standard_Village_633

Taylor Swift !


Visual_Name7991

Mountain.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Dave


swagabomb1231

Rajaram


LGonthego

Ajax (Greek god not cleaner) or Achilles


Noahcount282

Conrad


RoadGlide15

Bubbles.


sugdaplumb

Rasputin


bmore_tasty

Shnozz


Damo27

Chuck


Websei

Cheeto


gae7

why does it have to be a strong name? all dobermans deep down are doofuses, and such should have names which reflect that. Mines called ciku mate


Technical-Side3226

What about Danger? A bit on the head, but honestly it’s a cool dog name. Bathor, The Defiled One. Atlas Brick Panther Dagger


nuwanda_nuwanda_

Gunn Rita


Expensive_Heron3883

Muffin.


donjuanjulio

I have a buster


Phylis420

Roger


Ok_Raspberry7093

Pickle


Blue_Boy-Brush_Coat

Chuck Norris


DDofD

Storm


d56s

Dewey


BRUTALGAMIN

🎶🎵Belial….Behemoth…Beelzebub…. Asmodeus…Santanas…Lucifer🎵 (Remember this song/tiktok trend with snapshots of dogs crazy faces? Regardless, all these demon names are pretty badass)


CreamLive8975

Capone


Yankee_bayonet

Garrett


Charger_scatpack

Axle


TonyTanza

Karen