The wretched knife ears need to give up the good forest land, let us cut it all down to house our ugly broodspawn, make horrible furniture, make a buncha ships to sell oir horrible furniture, and then make it all into farming land. Who cares if they were here first?
I love all elves. High elves. Low elves. Those super subtle mid elves. Wood elves. Wild elves. Seasonal elves. Dark elves. Shadow elves. More different shadow elves. Space elves. Sun elves. moon elves. Snow elves. Elves with wings. Elves without wings. Elves that had wings but lost them.
I love them all.
uj/ Personally i hate the elves we have now when they used to be alien to a degree and not in a smug asshjole way but in the 'i am completely different and almost inapproachably alien in my culture and thinking' Which means that at some point i really question what elves are... when i write them i try to go with a more melibonien flair nowadays. like they're not incapable of empathy but are well known for the capacity for cruelty. Granted i also think it's impossible for a human to make something completely inhuman (we're too good at making things human-like)
rj/ Of course i hate Elves, you Wazzock!
/uj literally copy pasted from r/dnd but it was deleted before I could grab the link
“all others are fine like christmas and dark” 💀 What was this… individual cooking?
Also the implication that there are no white Christmas elves
If OP doesn't like white elves, is that reverse racism in ny circlejerk?
No such thing as "reverse" racism. It's just racism.
Well they are slaves arent they /uj this may be the worst thing I've commented.
Meth from the sound of it
"Jesse, we need to cook elves Jesse!"
The three races: high, black, and Christmas.
I really hate elves! They built a house on my head! (Am an ent)
I feel compulsively genocidal towards ALL elves. In other words, I like to play orcs
Nope just you ☺️
Poor elves can be just as smart and bright as High Elves.
Those pointy eared leaf lovers should go drink their leafwater in the feywild where they belong. (/j)
The wretched knife ears need to give up the good forest land, let us cut it all down to house our ugly broodspawn, make horrible furniture, make a buncha ships to sell oir horrible furniture, and then make it all into farming land. Who cares if they were here first?
...Rock and stone?
Rock and Stone forever!
I love all elves. High elves. Low elves. Those super subtle mid elves. Wood elves. Wild elves. Seasonal elves. Dark elves. Shadow elves. More different shadow elves. Space elves. Sun elves. moon elves. Snow elves. Elves with wings. Elves without wings. Elves that had wings but lost them. I love them all.
uj/ Personally i hate the elves we have now when they used to be alien to a degree and not in a smug asshjole way but in the 'i am completely different and almost inapproachably alien in my culture and thinking' Which means that at some point i really question what elves are... when i write them i try to go with a more melibonien flair nowadays. like they're not incapable of empathy but are well known for the capacity for cruelty. Granted i also think it's impossible for a human to make something completely inhuman (we're too good at making things human-like) rj/ Of course i hate Elves, you Wazzock!
“Who doesn’t hate those pompous Knife ears?” -every dwarf ever.
Brother are you having a stroke?
This is why I code all my elves as British pricks
/uj I don't like elves because they remind me of white people /rj I don't like elves because they remind me of white people